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#202 - yojo
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
#160 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"Agh, dammit. Listen, if you can hear me, we've made contact. This system has been an enigma to us for years. If anyone is alive down there, please... Give us a sign...

We're running out of time. They're coming closer.

To both of us."
#157 - ihatecarltonbanks
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I'd honestly just ask them to spare there energy.... this has probably already been stated
#137 - agentdennis
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
#127 - cfeuer
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(05/03/2013) [-]
softly whisper "hey..." every 5 seconds.

i think it would effect the monks and the masterbators the most
#114 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Well, while you guys are sitting here thinking of what to say, I'm sitting here noticing the post said you get 1 minute to speak to everybody in the world, but he never said anything about a time limit for being God.
#111 - bitchplzzz
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them to **** the nearest person, if its a group, he/she must **** the entire group, or risk being killed by me, god. If this is successful, the entire world will be in an orgy, and whilst this happens, I'll be in my room playing games with the sweet sweet noise of intercourse going on around outside. ... come to think of it, that's just my summer holiday. nevermind
#92 - faggottrousers
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I would tell everyone that Asians can read minds.
#94 to #92 - azraelthemage
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(05/03/2013) [-]
This is old news, bro.
#87 - primerpower
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(05/03/2013) [-]
We are now assuming direct control.
#82 - anon
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"Jesus, listen... I think they are comfortable with what they have right now instead of this "1 wish per human"-idea you have, don't you agree?"
*pause*
"YOU KNOW WHAT JESUS? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! THAT'S RIGHT, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR PETS YOU NEEDY LITTLE ***********! ALL YOU EVER TELL ME IS "dad, they are fighting again", "Dad, some of them seem pissed at you for some reason." WELL GUESS WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! LOOK AT THEM, DO YOU SEE THAT? ALL THEY DO IS STARE AND WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN! well they are in luck... something IS going to happen today... HELL WILL HAPPEN! THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR PET'S ARE GOING TO YOUR BROTHER STAN. BOB, STEVE, SANDY. THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HIM TODAY, I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM... well okay, Dave up in Sweden can stay. he's okay I guess. but the rest of 'em Stan... I still can't believe they think he's evil, I mean they can't even spell his name right... crap, i think i made all of them prophets... oh well, i'll fix it... aaaand do-"

now watch them.
#83 to #82 - wanicochil
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Ok then
Ok then
#49 - elyiia
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"Pssst, do a barrel roll"
#50 to #49 - roll
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(05/03/2013) [-]
lol
#45 - trickytrickster
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
#19 - anon
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"You are now blinking manually"
#149 to #19 - dsgbiohazard
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I like breathing manually better, the blinking one doesn't really work with me.
#166 to #149 - ghettograndpa
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(05/03/2013) [-]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
#7 - heartlessrobot
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them homosexuals are ok and to shut the **** up about restricting guns. And tell the WBC to kill themselves.
#3 - bannedfartoooften
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(05/03/2013) [-]
James.
I speak only to you.
You are the chosen one.
You will make the pilgrimage to the sacred shrine at the top of Mount Olympus. Be there on the 25 of December and I shall make you...
And then the connection breaks and they are left in suspense so they must, and there would be a sign in marble: NOW YOU WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR TITLE!
And they would all be like, woah, this sounds awesome, and I will give the survivor the power of mobile WIFI.
#219 - brocktox
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I wonder what the bitch did to the poor guy to make him hate her so much.
#141 - mrloki
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#84 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(05/03/2013) [-]
AYO CHISHINS!
YALL'S BEIN ASSHOLES TO ATHEISTS N ****.
YOU SEE DAT ****?
STOB IT.
RIH NOW.
#52 - tittylovin
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#40 - xDarkness
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Muahahahaha
Muahahahaha