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User avatar #202 - yojo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
#197 - drdiddly (05/03/2013) [-]
"Okay listen everyone on earth. There is a dark force coming to earth. It's Satan. He will be coming soon. Beware, he nears. But you can live. Okay, what you have to do to live is-"
MFW
User avatar #160 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
"Agh, dammit. Listen, if you can hear me, we've made contact. This system has been an enigma to us for years. If anyone is alive down there, please... Give us a sign...

We're running out of time. They're coming closer.

To both of us."
#157 - ihatecarltonbanks (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd honestly just ask them to spare there energy.... this has probably already been stated
User avatar #144 - welfarekid (05/03/2013) [-]
"Hey, this is your conscience speaking.."
that's it. confuse them for the rest of their life.
User avatar #121 - Ottovan (05/03/2013) [-]
"The money is buried in Northern Ohio, under...."


That should keep them all busy. **** you, Ohio.
User avatar #111 - bitchplzzz (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them to **** the nearest person, if its a group, he/she must **** the entire group, or risk being killed by me, god. If this is successful, the entire world will be in an orgy, and whilst this happens, I'll be in my room playing games with the sweet sweet noise of intercourse going on around outside. ... come to think of it, that's just my summer holiday. nevermind
#107 - tesarrior (05/03/2013) [-]
someone got his priority right
User avatar #87 - primerpower (05/03/2013) [-]
We are now assuming direct control.
#71 - magnusos (05/03/2013) [-]
**magnusos rolled a random image posted in comment #597612 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** I would say "Half life 3 comfirmed"
#30 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
"9/11 was an inside job"   
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"   
"You are already dead"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"
"You are already dead"
#19 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"You are now blinking manually"
User avatar #149 to #19 - dsgbiohazard (05/03/2013) [-]
I like breathing manually better, the blinking one doesn't really work with me.
#8 - electro (05/03/2013) [-]
Hello all of the world. I am God. Did you know that sea otters will float and hold hands while sleeping so that they do not drift apart? Did you know that sea otters will use their chests as a table while they float, upon which they use rocks to break open shellfish? Did you know that sea otter feces is referred to as "spraint?" All glory to the hypnotoad.
User avatar #3 - bannedfartoooften (05/03/2013) [-]
James.
I speak only to you.
You are the chosen one.
You will make the pilgrimage to the sacred shrine at the top of Mount Olympus. Be there on the 25 of December and I shall make you...
And then the connection breaks and they are left in suspense so they must, and there would be a sign in marble: NOW YOU WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR TITLE!
And they would all be like, woah, this sounds awesome, and I will give the survivor the power of mobile WIFI.
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User avatar #36 - Kazseppi ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Remove the first sentence and it's the same question. Religion pisses me off sometimes...
#35 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
Dear People of the World,

It came into our attention that you all are lazy individuals and egocentric creatures. Start accepting eachother or we can't assure your safety.

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
#6 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot
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