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User avatar #202 - yojo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
#197 - drdiddly (05/03/2013) [-]
"Okay listen everyone on earth. There is a dark force coming to earth. It's Satan. He will be coming soon. Beware, he nears. But you can live. Okay, what you have to do to live is-"
User avatar #160 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
"Agh, dammit. Listen, if you can hear me, we've made contact. This system has been an enigma to us for years. If anyone is alive down there, please... Give us a sign...

We're running out of time. They're coming closer.

To both of us."
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User avatar #137 - agentdennis (05/03/2013) [-]
"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
User avatar #127 - cfeuer (05/03/2013) [-]
softly whisper "hey..." every 5 seconds.

i think it would effect the monks and the masterbators the most
User avatar #111 - bitchplzzz (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them to **** the nearest person, if its a group, he/she must **** the entire group, or risk being killed by me, god. If this is successful, the entire world will be in an orgy, and whilst this happens, I'll be in my room playing games with the sweet sweet noise of intercourse going on around outside. ... come to think of it, that's just my summer holiday. nevermind
#107 - tesarrior (05/03/2013) [-]
someone got his priority right
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User avatar #87 - primerpower (05/03/2013) [-]
We are now assuming direct control.
#82 - Ken M (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Jesus, listen... I think they are comfortable with what they have right now instead of this "1 wish per human"-idea you have, don't you agree?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT JESUS? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! THAT'S RIGHT, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR PETS YOU NEEDY LITTLE ***********! ALL YOU EVER TELL ME IS "dad, they are fighting again", "Dad, some of them seem pissed at you for some reason." WELL GUESS WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! LOOK AT THEM, DO YOU SEE THAT? ALL THEY DO IS STARE AND WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN! well they are in luck... something IS going to happen today... HELL WILL HAPPEN! THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR PET'S ARE GOING TO YOUR BROTHER STAN. BOB, STEVE, SANDY. THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HIM TODAY, I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM... well okay, Dave up in Sweden can stay. he's okay I guess. but the rest of 'em Stan... I still can't believe they think he's evil, I mean they can't even spell his name right... crap, i think i made all of them prophets... oh well, i'll fix it... aaaand do-"

now watch them.
#83 to #82 - wanicochil (05/03/2013) [-]
Ok then
Ok then
#45 - trickytrickster (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
#30 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
"9/11 was an inside job"   
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"   
"You are already dead"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"
"You are already dead"
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them homosexuals are ok and to shut the **** up about restricting guns. And tell the WBC to kill themselves.
User avatar #3 - bannedfartoooften (05/03/2013) [-]
I speak only to you.
You are the chosen one.
You will make the pilgrimage to the sacred shrine at the top of Mount Olympus. Be there on the 25 of December and I shall make you...
And then the connection breaks and they are left in suspense so they must, and there would be a sign in marble: NOW YOU WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR TITLE!
And they would all be like, woah, this sounds awesome, and I will give the survivor the power of mobile WIFI.
User avatar #223 - elcreepo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement. Poop. That is all."
User avatar #220 - pulluspardus (05/03/2013) [-]
**pulluspardus rolled a random comment #4296899 posted by idrk at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
school chaos high school
what would I tell them.
User avatar #86 - binbunny (05/03/2013) [-]
Love Kim Jong-Un
User avatar #85 - mummyslittlebitch (05/03/2013) [-]
Don't masturbate and get up early on sundays and go sit in a building and watch an old guy talk.
User avatar #23 - roflnaut (05/03/2013) [-]
The last person you saw is going to kill you eventually.
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