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User avatar #124 - domitius (05/03/2013) [-]
I would use it as an opportunity to announce half life 3
User avatar #102 - Accidentalninja (05/03/2013) [-]
Tell them there is no God and watch them be confused as **** .
User avatar #99 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
tell them "Hitler Did Nothing Nothing Wrong" would of been the best Mountain Dew flavor
User avatar #96 - lukap (05/03/2013) [-]
******* your family is the way to heaven
User avatar #29 - captfuckhead (05/03/2013) [-]
"you guys got the ten commandments all wrong. Your clothing pisses me off."

Yeah, you'll inevitably end up with the people who REALLY shouldn't be naked in public being naked....but you gotta take the good with the bad.
User avatar #206 - soldiertwo ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
"i was phone"
User avatar #202 - yojo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
User avatar #144 - welfarekid (05/03/2013) [-]
"Hey, this is your conscience speaking.."
that's it. confuse them for the rest of their life.
+1
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User avatar #137 - agentdennis (05/03/2013) [-]
"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
User avatar #127 - cfeuer (05/03/2013) [-]
softly whisper "hey..." every 5 seconds.

i think it would effect the monks and the masterbators the most
User avatar #114 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/03/2013) [-]
Well, while you guys are sitting here thinking of what to say, I'm sitting here noticing the post said you get 1 minute to speak to everybody in the world, but he never said anything about a time limit for being God.
User avatar #111 - bitchplzzz (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them to **** the nearest person, if its a group, he/she must **** the entire group, or risk being killed by me, god. If this is successful, the entire world will be in an orgy, and whilst this happens, I'll be in my room playing games with the sweet sweet noise of intercourse going on around outside. ... come to think of it, that's just my summer holiday. nevermind
+1
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#82 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Jesus, listen... I think they are comfortable with what they have right now instead of this "1 wish per human"-idea you have, don't you agree?"
*pause*
"YOU KNOW WHAT JESUS? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! THAT'S RIGHT, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR PETS YOU NEEDY LITTLE ***********! ALL YOU EVER TELL ME IS "dad, they are fighting again", "Dad, some of them seem pissed at you for some reason." WELL GUESS WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! LOOK AT THEM, DO YOU SEE THAT? ALL THEY DO IS STARE AND WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN! well they are in luck... something IS going to happen today... HELL WILL HAPPEN! THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR PET'S ARE GOING TO YOUR BROTHER STAN. BOB, STEVE, SANDY. THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HIM TODAY, I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM... well okay, Dave up in Sweden can stay. he's okay I guess. but the rest of 'em Stan... I still can't believe they think he's evil, I mean they can't even spell his name right... crap, i think i made all of them prophets... oh well, i'll fix it... aaaand do-"

now watch them.
#83 to #82 - wanicochil (05/03/2013) [-]
Ok then
Ok then
#49 - elyiia (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Pssst, do a barrel roll"
#45 - trickytrickster (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
#30 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
"9/11 was an inside job"   
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"   
"You are already dead"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"
"You are already dead"
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them homosexuals are ok and to shut the **** up about restricting guns. And tell the WBC to kill themselves.
User avatar #3 - bannedfartoooften (05/03/2013) [-]
James.
I speak only to you.
You are the chosen one.
You will make the pilgrimage to the sacred shrine at the top of Mount Olympus. Be there on the 25 of December and I shall make you...
And then the connection breaks and they are left in suspense so they must, and there would be a sign in marble: NOW YOU WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR TITLE!
And they would all be like, woah, this sounds awesome, and I will give the survivor the power of mobile WIFI.
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