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User avatar #165 - fukkendragonite (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Hello my creations, don't be alarmed. This is God speaking. First thing: I do exist. Second thing: **** , snort and blaspheme as much as you want. But the moment you seriously begin to hurt other people, whether directly or indirectly, you're sealing yourself a place in Hell. Inspire and be inspired, and don't be a dick. God out."

User avatar #156 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Kill them. Kill them all."
User avatar #145 - IamEllis (05/03/2013) [-]
"My dear, dear children...some of you honour me, some of you don not. Either way, it is okay, because it is how YOU choose to live YOUR life and I wish for you all to be free but stop the killing and the hate just for one moment so that you may heed these words....OP is a faggot"
User avatar #96 - lukap (05/03/2013) [-]
******* your family is the way to heaven
User avatar #29 - captfuckhead (05/03/2013) [-]
"you guys got the ten commandments all wrong. Your clothing pisses me off."

Yeah, you'll inevitably end up with the people who REALLY shouldn't be naked in public being naked....but you gotta take the good with the bad.
User avatar #206 - soldiertwo (05/03/2013) [-]
"i was phone"
User avatar #202 - yojo ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
User avatar #193 - anikan (05/03/2013) [-]
"They know. They all know."
User avatar #187 - Nihatclodra (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"It is a sin to lay with a woman older than 9."

Then I just wait, and let all the retarded theists die out: leaving only the smarter ones.
User avatar #160 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
"Agh, dammit. Listen, if you can hear me, we've made contact. This system has been an enigma to us for years. If anyone is alive down there, please... Give us a sign...

We're running out of time. They're coming closer.

To both of us."
User avatar #121 - Ottovan (05/03/2013) [-]
"The money is buried in Northern Ohio, under...."


That should keep them all busy. **** you, Ohio.
User avatar #114 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/03/2013) [-]
Well, while you guys are sitting here thinking of what to say, I'm sitting here noticing the post said you get 1 minute to speak to everybody in the world, but he never said anything about a time limit for being God.
User avatar #111 - bitchplzzz (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them to **** the nearest person, if its a group, he/she must **** the entire group, or risk being killed by me, god. If this is successful, the entire world will be in an orgy, and whilst this happens, I'll be in my room playing games with the sweet sweet noise of intercourse going on around outside. ... come to think of it, that's just my summer holiday. nevermind
#107 - tesarrior ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
someone got his priority right
User avatar #93 - foop (05/03/2013) [-]
The game
#92 - faggottrousers (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would tell everyone that Asians can read minds.
User avatar #87 - primerpower (05/03/2013) [-]
We are now assuming direct control.
#8 - electro (05/03/2013) [-]
Hello all of the world. I am God. Did you know that sea otters will float and hold hands while sleeping so that they do not drift apart? Did you know that sea otters will use their chests as a table while they float, upon which they use rocks to break open shellfish? Did you know that sea otter feces is referred to as "spraint?" All glory to the hypnotoad.
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them homosexuals are ok and to shut the **** up about restricting guns. And tell the WBC to kill themselves.
User avatar #2 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-]
"Only you can hear me"
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