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#177 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would say something meaningful like "Do no harm to others. Love your fellow man"
but then I realized I won't get any green thumbs for that.
So I would probably say "lol errybody ur nipplz will b mine"
User avatar #165 - fukkendragonite (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Hello my creations, don't be alarmed. This is God speaking. First thing: I do exist. Second thing: **** , snort and blaspheme as much as you want. But the moment you seriously begin to hurt other people, whether directly or indirectly, you're sealing yourself a place in Hell. Inspire and be inspired, and don't be a dick. God out."

User avatar #129 - davajz (05/03/2013) [-]
"It's been a looong time. How have you been? We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
User avatar #124 - domitius (05/03/2013) [-]
I would use it as an opportunity to announce half life 3
User avatar #102 - Accidentalninja (05/03/2013) [-]
Tell them there is no God and watch them be confused as **** .
User avatar #99 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
tell them "Hitler Did Nothing Nothing Wrong" would of been the best Mountain Dew flavor
User avatar #96 - lukap (05/03/2013) [-]
******* your family is the way to heaven
User avatar #29 - captfuckhead (05/03/2013) [-]
"you guys got the ten commandments all wrong. Your clothing pisses me off."

Yeah, you'll inevitably end up with the people who REALLY shouldn't be naked in public being naked....but you gotta take the good with the bad.
#197 - drdiddly (05/03/2013) [-]
"Okay listen everyone on earth. There is a dark force coming to earth. It's Satan. He will be coming soon. Beware, he nears. But you can live. Okay, what you have to do to live is-"
User avatar #193 - anikan (05/03/2013) [-]
"They know. They all know."
User avatar #187 - Nihatclodra (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"It is a sin to lay with a woman older than 9."

Then I just wait, and let all the retarded theists die out: leaving only the smarter ones.
User avatar #160 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
"Agh, dammit. Listen, if you can hear me, we've made contact. This system has been an enigma to us for years. If anyone is alive down there, please... Give us a sign...

We're running out of time. They're coming closer.

To both of us."
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#92 - faggottrousers (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would tell everyone that Asians can read minds.
#71 - magnusos ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
**magnusos rolled a random image posted in comment #597612 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** I would say "Half life 3 comfirmed"
#49 - elyiia (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Pssst, do a barrel roll"
#45 - trickytrickster (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
#30 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
"9/11 was an inside job"   
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"   
"You are already dead"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"
"You are already dead"
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
"Hello my children, I am god who resides in heaven. I just wanted to say that the church is full of **** , I didn't flood the world it just got a tad rainy due to some storm fronts. Also Jesus would like it if you stopped calling him 'the son of god' he says you're all gods children and he got put on a cross and stabbed for it so as far as he is concerned you're all on your own."
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