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#177 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would say something meaningful like "Do no harm to others. Love your fellow man"
but then I realized I won't get any green thumbs for that.
So I would probably say "lol errybody ur nipplz will b mine"
User avatar #165 - fukkendragonite (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Hello my creations, don't be alarmed. This is God speaking. First thing: I do exist. Second thing: **** , snort and blaspheme as much as you want. But the moment you seriously begin to hurt other people, whether directly or indirectly, you're sealing yourself a place in Hell. Inspire and be inspired, and don't be a dick. God out."

User avatar #156 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Kill them. Kill them all."
User avatar #145 - IamEllis (05/03/2013) [-]
"My dear, dear children...some of you honour me, some of you don not. Either way, it is okay, because it is how YOU choose to live YOUR life and I wish for you all to be free but stop the killing and the hate just for one moment so that you may heed these words....OP is a ****** "
#142 - mrloki ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Spiderman! ** I'd say: "I'm very sorry to inform but due to high maintenance cost of the universe it will be shut down within 3 months, please enjoy the rest of your lifes"   
   
Then I would just watch the world fornicate and get crazy!
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Spiderman! ** I'd say: "I'm very sorry to inform but due to high maintenance cost of the universe it will be shut down within 3 months, please enjoy the rest of your lifes"

Then I would just watch the world fornicate and get crazy!
#131 - meter (05/03/2013) [-]
''listen, if you now hold your hand up everybody else wil do it as well, you are God''
>everybody holds their hand up and you think you are God
>everybody thinks they are God
>????
User avatar #96 - lukap (05/03/2013) [-]
******* your family is the way to heaven
User avatar #29 - captfuckhead (05/03/2013) [-]
"you guys got the ten commandments all wrong. Your clothing pisses me off."

Yeah, you'll inevitably end up with the people who REALLY shouldn't be ***** in public being ***** ....but you gotta take the good with the bad.
User avatar #206 - soldiertwo (05/03/2013) [-]
"i was phone"
User avatar #193 - anikan (05/03/2013) [-]
"They know. They all know."
+1
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User avatar #111 - bitchplzzz (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them to **** the nearest person, if its a group, he/she must **** the entire group, or risk being killed by me, god. If this is successful, the entire world will be in an orgy, and whilst this happens, I'll be in my room playing games with the sweet sweet noise of intercourse going on around outside. ... come to think of it, that's just my summer holiday. nevermind
#107 - tesarrior (05/03/2013) [-]
someone got his priority right
+1
#105 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #93 - foop (05/03/2013) [-]
The game
#92 - faggottrousers (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would tell everyone that Asians can read minds.
User avatar #87 - primerpower (05/03/2013) [-]
We are now assuming direct control.
#49 - elyiia (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Pssst, do a barrel roll"
#45 - trickytrickster (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
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