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#131 - meter (05/03/2013) [-]
''listen, if you now hold your hand up everybody else wil do it as well, you are God''
>everybody holds their hand up and you think you are God
>everybody thinks they are God
User avatar #129 - davajz (05/03/2013) [-]
"It's been a looong time. How have you been? We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
User avatar #124 - domitius (05/03/2013) [-]
I would use it as an opportunity to announce half life 3
User avatar #102 - Accidentalninja (05/03/2013) [-]
Tell them there is no God and watch them be confused as **** .
User avatar #99 - drtrousersnake (05/03/2013) [-]
tell them "Hitler Did Nothing Nothing Wrong" would of been the best Mountain Dew flavor
#197 - drdiddly (05/03/2013) [-]
"Okay listen everyone on earth. There is a dark force coming to earth. It's Satan. He will be coming soon. Beware, he nears. But you can live. Okay, what you have to do to live is-"
User avatar #193 - anikan (05/03/2013) [-]
"They know. They all know."
User avatar #187 - Nihatclodra (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"It is a sin to lay with a woman older than 9."

Then I just wait, and let all the retarded theists die out: leaving only the smarter ones.
User avatar #160 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
"Agh, dammit. Listen, if you can hear me, we've made contact. This system has been an enigma to us for years. If anyone is alive down there, please... Give us a sign...

We're running out of time. They're coming closer.

To both of us."
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User avatar #137 - agentdennis (05/03/2013) [-]
"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
User avatar #127 - cfeuer (05/03/2013) [-]
softly whisper "hey..." every 5 seconds.

i think it would effect the monks and the masterbators the most
User avatar #121 - Ottovan (05/03/2013) [-]
"The money is buried in Northern Ohio, under...."

That should keep them all busy. **** you, Ohio.
User avatar #114 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/03/2013) [-]
Well, while you guys are sitting here thinking of what to say, I'm sitting here noticing the post said you get 1 minute to speak to everybody in the world, but he never said anything about a time limit for being God.
#105 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#49 - elyiia (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Pssst, do a barrel roll"
#45 - trickytrickster (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm actually interested in people's serious answers.
#30 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
"9/11 was an inside job"   
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"   
"You are already dead"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"Justin beiber is the new messiah"
"You are already dead"
#8 - electro (05/03/2013) [-]
Hello all of the world. I am God. Did you know that sea otters will float and hold hands while sleeping so that they do not drift apart? Did you know that sea otters will use their chests as a table while they float, upon which they use rocks to break open shellfish? Did you know that sea otter feces is referred to as "spraint?" All glory to the hypnotoad.
User avatar #2 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-]
"Only you can hear me"
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