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#140 - mananas ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
"Start building a Death Star, for I require it because reasons"
#108 - joktapuss (05/03/2013) [-]
I would say to someone on a bus "Don't let on anyone s talking to you, who i am is not important, just get off the bus and find the funny little robot"
#104 - jinxbomb (05/03/2013) [-]
tell them all to bring back 80's speed metal
tell them all to bring back 80's speed metal
User avatar #13 - drewbridge (05/03/2013) [-]
SELF DESTRUCT IN: 59, 58, 57, 56...
#207 - lolpictures (05/03/2013) [-]
Just to confuse the piss out of everyone
User avatar #192 - destaice (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd tell them "google trypophobia"
#183 - turoox (05/03/2013) [-]
I would quietly whisper ******
#73 - fecal (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would simply fart, causing everybody to think somebody in the room farted, in turn causing such overwhelming awkwardness as to ultimately cause the doom of all humanity
User avatar #195 - corundum (05/03/2013) [-]
Sixty minutes of farting into a microphone and laughing.
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User avatar #154 - zorororonoa (05/03/2013) [-]
I would target a random kid, lets say his name is Billy. I would make sure he was with a group of friends so that they can be witnesses and Billy will know he wasn't going crazy. Then, I'd say to him, "Hey Billy, this is God speaking. ONLY you, can prevent forest fires. If any forest fire starts ever, I'm blaming you!" Then watch as he frantically tries to stop every forest fire in the world. If he ever slacked off, I would just yell a reminder at him.
#151 - alucardshellhound (05/03/2013) [-]
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**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at gang signs **
User avatar #119 - siggythepiggy (05/03/2013) [-]
I would go into the head of OP and tell him he's stupid for writing "1 minutes"
#44 - splendiddust (05/03/2013) [-]
i would play Build that wall with just Zia humming and the instruments, no singing just that.
User avatar #165 - fukkendragonite (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Hello my creations, don't be alarmed. This is God speaking. First thing: I do exist. Second thing: **** , snort and blaspheme as much as you want. But the moment you seriously begin to hurt other people, whether directly or indirectly, you're sealing yourself a place in Hell. Inspire and be inspired, and don't be a dick. God out."

User avatar #156 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Kill them. Kill them all."
#131 - meter (05/03/2013) [-]
''listen, if you now hold your hand up everybody else wil do it as well, you are God''
>everybody holds their hand up and you think you are God
>everybody thinks they are God
User avatar #99 - drtrousersnake (05/03/2013) [-]
tell them "Hitler Did Nothing Nothing Wrong" would of been the best Mountain Dew flavor
User avatar #96 - lukap (05/03/2013) [-]
******* your family is the way to heaven
User avatar #29 - captfuckhead (05/03/2013) [-]
"you guys got the ten commandments all wrong. Your clothing pisses me off."

Yeah, you'll inevitably end up with the people who REALLY shouldn't be naked in public being naked....but you gotta take the good with the bad.
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