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#140 - mananas
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"Start building a Death Star, for I require it because reasons"
#108 - joktapuss
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I would say to someone on a bus "Don't let on anyone s talking to you, who i am is not important, just get off the bus and find the funny little robot"
#104 - jinxbomb
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(05/03/2013) [-]
tell them all to bring back 80's speed metal
tell them all to bring back 80's speed metal
#13 - drewbridge
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(05/03/2013) [-]
SELF DESTRUCT IN: 59, 58, 57, 56...
#207 - lolpictures
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Just to confuse the piss out of everyone
#192 - destaice
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them "google trypophobia"
#217 to #192 - garaichu
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(05/03/2013) [-]
You misunderstand, you're God, not Satan, bro.
Seriously, Jesus **** man...
#183 - turoox
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I would quietly whisper ******
#73 - fecal
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I would simply fart, causing everybody to think somebody in the room farted, in turn causing such overwhelming awkwardness as to ultimately cause the doom of all humanity
#81 to #73 - smartalac
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Okay satan.
#195 - corundum
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Sixty minutes of farting into a microphone and laughing.
#186 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#188 to #186 - raynagrimm
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(05/03/2013) [-]
you only get 1 minute
#189 to #188 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#190 to #189 - raynagrimm
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(05/03/2013) [-]
if your lucky it will at least echo forever in the minds of the craziest people
#191 to #190 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#196 to #186 - absolutiondreams
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(05/03/2013) [-]
But you only get one minutes
#154 - zorororonoa
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I would target a random kid, lets say his name is Billy. I would make sure he was with a group of friends so that they can be witnesses and Billy will know he wasn't going crazy. Then, I'd say to him, "Hey Billy, this is God speaking. ONLY you, can prevent forest fires. If any forest fire starts ever, I'm blaming you!" Then watch as he frantically tries to stop every forest fire in the world. If he ever slacked off, I would just yell a reminder at him.
#151 - alucardshellhound
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(05/03/2013) [-]
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#119 - siggythepiggy
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I would go into the head of OP and tell him he's stupid for writing "1 minutes"
#44 - splendiddust ONLINE
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(05/03/2013) [-]
i would play Build that wall with just Zia humming and the instruments, no singing just that.
#165 - fukkendragonite
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"Hello my creations, don't be alarmed. This is God speaking. First thing: I do exist. Second thing: ****, snort and blaspheme as much as you want. But the moment you seriously begin to hurt other people, whether directly or indirectly, you're sealing yourself a place in Hell. Inspire and be inspired, and don't be a dick. God out."

#178 to #165 - anon
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I like how you're trying to send a somewhat serious message while everyone else is just trying to freak others out and cause panic.
#182 to #178 - fukkendragonite
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(05/03/2013) [-]
If there was a big guy in the sky, he would want you to just be happy in your own skin, and to love His other creations and to care for each other. Just don't be a dick. Be happy as long as you don't leave victims doing so.
#156 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"Kill them. Kill them all."
#173 to #156 - pinkpoofcloud
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I like the way you think.
#145 - IamEllis
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"My dear, dear children...some of you honour me, some of you don not. Either way, it is okay, because it is how YOU choose to live YOUR life and I wish for you all to be free but stop the killing and the hate just for one moment so that you may heed these words....OP is a faggot"
#124 - domitius
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(05/03/2013) [-]
I would use it as an opportunity to announce half life 3
#102 - Accidentalninja
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Tell them there is no God and watch them be confused as ****.
#29 - captfuckhead
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(05/03/2013) [-]
"you guys got the ten commandments all wrong. Your clothing pisses me off."

Yeah, you'll inevitably end up with the people who REALLY shouldn't be naked in public being naked....but you gotta take the good with the bad.