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User avatar #1 - afewasianbitches (05/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I would just scream at the top of my lungs and hopefully make everyone question their sanity.
#68 - lorkhan (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I would say "The atheists are right."
User avatar #10 - gladiator (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
raise your hands into the air to send me your energy, the fate of the world depends on it

or

dont be alarmed, right now i'm speaking directly to you and no one else can hear me, but you cant tell them because they'll think you're crazy..
User avatar #17 - motherfuckingkenji (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"You know something, Joseph... I think it's about time to crash the planet into the sun. I mean it this time! All those humans make me sick, especially the ones with vaginas.
What?
The microphone's still on?
OH SHI-"
#22 - theroflcer (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<--- How much **** would go down if I said this?
#41 - ettne (05/03/2013) [-]
+59
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#48 - odytoboman (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
&quot;This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy will require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.&quot;   
   
Pause for a few seconds.   
   
“There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams.”
"This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy will require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."

Pause for a few seconds.

“There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams.”
User avatar #42 - wazzup (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"I'd like to play a game. Everyone around you is playing. Look how they've all paused to listen. The last man standing goes to heaven. The rest are damned to remain in hell. Let the games begin."
User avatar #15 - pheonixinstinct (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wake up, this isnt real, your in a coma.

it would always bother everyone
User avatar #115 - legalloli (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Wake up."

"Please, you have to wake up."
#155 - noutvissers (05/03/2013) [-]
'Half-life 3 confirmed'
What a ********* that'd cause.
#103 - HolyDiver (05/03/2013) [-]
In that minute I would just whistle and then at the end I would say oranges
In that minute I would just whistle and then at the end I would say oranges
#95 - roofeeoh (05/03/2013) [-]
>be god
>walk up to athiest sitting at table outside of restaurant
>eat a french fry off of his plate
>"nobody is going to believe you"
>walk away
>mfw
#135 - IcRetoast (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, if I were God why would I have to obey a time limit? I would just keep talking for hours and tell everyone to 						****					 themselves because I'm God bitch
Wait, if I were God why would I have to obey a time limit? I would just keep talking for hours and tell everyone to **** themselves because I'm God bitch
#20 - derpyllama (05/03/2013) [-]
I would sing Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa ya to them all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

#98 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
"the next 5 million people to hurt another person, will be instaintly smitten"

>watch the whole world be really really nice, and really really carefull for weeks
#117 - sirfisticuffs (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd say it's actually Wingardium Leviosuhhhh. Riots ensue.
#97 - egotistical (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Username 100% relevant
Username 100% relevant
#150 - unncommon (05/03/2013) [-]
"At least I'm safe inside my mind..."

Followed by 55 seconds of heavy breathing.
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