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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#407 - drdiddly
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Okay, I won't name every country...
U.S.A: too many obese people
Canada: Not everyone is nice you know
China: They're dirty and cause many flu's.
Russia: A lot (not all) people there are dicks
Germany: Full of people who drink ( A LOT! Maybe not everyone does but I know some do)
England: Not everyone is cheerful
Brazil: Not the nature type, seen a forest go in about a week


What I'm trying to say is not every country is perfect or the best. I just said **** stuff about my country too.

I'm prepared for the *********
User avatar #411 to #407 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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England: No one is cheerful and most teens are chavs
User avatar #414 to #411 - drdiddly
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True.
Most people would be kind and say "Tally-Ho!" and **** but no.
I accidentally cut someone off, I said "Sorry"
He said "WATCH WHERE UR GOING FAT HAM!"

Wtf is a fat ham?
User avatar #417 to #414 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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a ham that eats too much
User avatar #419 to #411 - warlike
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Oi, the fuk u say M8? Imma blkbelt you slag, I'll fuk u up!

Er, um...and Swag! YOLO...

Ok, I'm done.
User avatar #413 to #407 - climatus
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interestingly, America's obesity rate is 64% while England's is 63%.
User avatar #418 to #413 - drdiddly
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Yes, that is true but I have walked down streets of America and seen like 5 fat guys.
Not bad or anything but they can be total dicks
#423 to #418 - climatus
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Yeah i live in the US. And while there are a lot of fat people, it's not like everyone here is rolling around on the streets or something. I feel like some people think that all the people here are fat lazy *****. (Im not saying that you thought that, but i just wanted to think out loud)
Yeah i live in the US. And while there are a lot of fat people, it's not like everyone here is rolling around on the streets or something. I feel like some people think that all the people here are fat lazy *****. (Im not saying that you thought that, but i just wanted to think out loud)
#400 - dafogman
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**** Europeans!   
   
   
Naw!  Kidding, I have no problems with you or any other countries.     
To quote a famous American:  "Can't we all just get along?"
**** Europeans!


Naw! Kidding, I have no problems with you or any other countries.
To quote a famous American: "Can't we all just get along?"
User avatar #447 to #400 - cthumoo
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**** me? **** you! **** you and this whole city and everyone in it.
**** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
**** squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ******* job!
**** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in ******* training. Slow the **** down!
**** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.
**** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
**** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ******* came from!
**** the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
**** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother *******, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for ******* life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that ****? Give me a ******* break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
**** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ******* parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
**** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
User avatar #448 to #447 - cthumoo
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**** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
**** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on!
**** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
**** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****** Otisville, Jay!
**** Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
**** Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
**** Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
**** Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. ******* bitch.
**** my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
User avatar #449 to #448 - cthumoo
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**** this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to ****** ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
#379 - bumpin
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saw that joke coming. Wasn't funny and the fact that OP knew this would start a ********* makes it that much more unfunny. Thumbed down for faggotry
saw that joke coming. Wasn't funny and the fact that OP knew this would start a ********* makes it that much more unfunny. Thumbed down for faggotry
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User avatar #392 to #379 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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I didn't expect a ********* to happen, I though people would get the joke. Maybe I have too much faith in certain people

BTW I actually quite like Americans and I'm sure most of them are ok people
User avatar #339 - srhkid
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Hey its ************! I used your name like 2 times this week already
User avatar #341 to #339 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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I did the same to you, srhkid
#320 - invisity
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i dont usually post anything, but wouldn't it be more stupid? not stupidest
User avatar #310 - tiltaz
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In Eastern Europe's eye's
America is a fairy tale land:
With all your magic healing places and horseless carriage's
Thats why your stupid, cause fairy tales are for little girls.
User avatar #272 - Hreidmar
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I thought for some odd reason that something happened in Murcia (a city in Spain.) I never thought that it was a twisted spelling of 'Murica... I figured Murica was already twisted enough.
#230 - anon id: cd87ce70
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That's cause your stipud.
User avatar #233 to #230 - mushizombie
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you're*
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User avatar #241 to #239 - mushizombie
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nope, not at all.
User avatar #295 to #230 - tehnoobpwnzor
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i like it how the person corrected your to you're but blatantly neglected "stipud"
User avatar #221 - mrwalkerfour
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why the tiger?
#55 - winglit
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You gonna argue with one of the oldest species on the planet?
#46 - africanking
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I guess I get the joke... but what does a tiger have to do with any of it?
#60 to #46 - anon id: ada7d54c
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There are more tigers in america than anywhere else in the world.
#36 - tjbombardment
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im from america and dont like it when people judge us by our lowest common denominator. really hurts me inside. but i also don't like it when people bash other countries when they don't have room to talk
#434 - mustlol
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that name
#436 to #434 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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User avatar #437 to #434 - mudkipfucker [OP]
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^ this name
#303 - anon id: 198f575f
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i feel dumber for having read this
#302 - thelamalord
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hahaha well then you shouldnt have put all the dumb ones in charge
hahaha well then you shouldnt have put all the dumb ones in charge
#312 to #302 - anon id: a1c34977
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that's the american way
User avatar #191 - Warcom
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Now i'm not saying america is better than europe but..... why do you have to compare your entire continent to just one country if you are sooo much better
#201 to #191 - anon id: 00c837a2
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It's because there are mostly Americans on this site and it is just easier to say Europe than the national names. You don't take the piss out of people from different county's than you
User avatar #210 to #201 - Warcom
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Just because American's have a demographic majority that makes it okay to target them as opposed to a citizen from the UK? or from Australia? I'm not saying that we shouldn't be criticized for our shortcomings but I would have so much more respect for someone who had the balls to stand by their own country than for someone who hides behind "Europe".
User avatar #217 to #191 - szymonf
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Because over thousands of years of a common history Europe has been moulded into an almost single entity where the action of one nation has profound effects on all others.
User avatar #273 to #217 - Warcom
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that's a good point, but when comparing intellectual prowess, how is it fair to say that America is more idiotic than ALL of Europe, I mean I know we have our idiots but cmon throw us a bone here, I'm sure America has better standards than The People's Republic of Georgia (it's a small country in Europe, not the State of Georgia in America). Really what I am getting at here is that despite Europe's history, it is too large of an entity to compare to America, it would be like saying that my home town is better than your house because your house because your brother is half - retarded. TL;DR I'm a butt hurt American bitching about how we are made to look like idiots
User avatar #275 to #273 - Warcom
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it would be like saying that my home town is better than your house because your house has your brother and he is half - retarded********

****** up that line lol
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#82 - anon id: b7f5e1dd
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God job OP, you look even more dumb.
#40 - anon id: 20285cbf
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>mfw people don't understand the joke and get butthurt
>mfw i have no face
#35 - anon id: b4e60694
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I'm just tired of nationalism from both sides.

You know what nationalism has led to in the 20th century?