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#141 - windmagevaati (05/01/2013) [-]
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#131 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#130 - yuukoku (05/01/2013) [-]
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I tried to leave for 4Chons.


ONCE.
#125 - funnyjernk (05/01/2013) [-]
like mah name?
#124 - nitsuan (05/01/2013) [-]
You're right. I should be doing productive stuff right now like my homework, but I just can't leave.
#121 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
User avatar #81 - regularmexican (05/01/2013) [-]
isnt it "you can check out anytime you like," ?
User avatar #92 to #81 - breakfastlunch (05/01/2013) [-]
Hotel California--Check out
Funnyjunk--Sign out

It's altered to make the joke make more sense.
User avatar #117 to #92 - regularmexican (05/01/2013) [-]
ah i did not realize that
User avatar #98 - theugandanhero (05/01/2013) [-]
I can guarantee that if any of you guys gets a girlfriend, you won't want to spend so much time on FunnyJunk.
And if you have a girlfriend that likes FunnyJunk, good on you.
#75 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
I think you got the lyrics wrong
#76 to #75 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Yeah its supposed to be you can just never leave
#74 - imshark (05/01/2013) [-]
thats not entirely true with this guy
thats not entirely true with this guy
User avatar #69 - stringfingerable (05/01/2013) [-]
I remember my first days here on FJ. **** was terrible.
User avatar #56 - admiralen (05/01/2013) [-]
why would you wanna leave forever?
User avatar #37 - dxninjaxo (04/30/2013) [-]
Mine is "You can log out anytime you like, but you can never quit~~~~~~~~~~~"
That's for LoL tho
User avatar #25 - lsdandicecreamcake ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Such a lovely place...
User avatar #36 to #25 - ilovehitler (04/30/2013) [-]
such a lovely face
User avatar #17 - orangepikmin (04/30/2013) [-]
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...
#31 to #17 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
Warm smell of colitas, rising through the air
User avatar #35 to #31 - ilovehitler (04/30/2013) [-]
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
User avatar #33 - phoenix grinder (04/30/2013) [-]
word. they just announced today the Eagles are playing in my city in a few months
#23 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
I HAVE THAT SHIRT. BITCH, 2010 TOUR, SEATTLE.
#19 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
**** i lol'd
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User avatar #1 - overlordpookus (04/30/2013) [-]
aaaaaand i would want to leave why?
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