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#89 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Imagine if Justin Bieber covered that song that'd be EPIC WIN
User avatar #94 to #89 - thejoemotes (05/01/2013) [-]
You're a funny little **** aren't ya?
#112 to #89 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Said noone ever?
#44 - slashendrix (05/01/2013) [-]
The actual lyrics are, "You could check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."


Source: I recently learned the solo for Hotel California.

Oh wait. You changed it to sign out because it is Funnyjunk. Ok, I get the joke, but I am too lazy to delete my comment, so yeah.
#48 to #44 - helenwheels (05/01/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up Donny.
#50 to #48 - slashendrix (05/01/2013) [-]
potassium
User avatar #49 to #44 - gardenmanly (05/01/2013) [-]
I am too lazy to give you a thumb up... so yeah
#127 - greatcornholio (05/01/2013) [-]
THEY'RE NOT ALOUD TO LEEEAAAVVEE
User avatar #132 to #127 - pulluspardus (05/01/2013) [-]
"Allowed"
#61 - pazuzuftw (05/01/2013) [-]
"you can check out".....
#70 to #61 - deathcampforjewtie (05/01/2013) [-]
Check out the joke.
#63 to #61 - sheenaandjanie (05/01/2013) [-]
You sign out of a website, not check out. OP changed the words so it is more relevant to the joke.
You sign out of a website, not check out. OP changed the words so it is more relevant to the joke.
User avatar #68 to #63 - beren ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #27 - nervaaurelius (04/30/2013) [-]
We are all just prisoners here, of our own device
#71 - soccordude (05/01/2013) [-]
related
#78 - technosauce **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
Sign out?
User avatar #100 to #78 - nuclearapparition (05/01/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether to hug or slap you.
User avatar #79 to #78 - beren ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
See: comments #63 and #70
#80 to #79 - technosauce **User deleted account** (05/01/2013) [-]
you didn't get the reference.

Sword Art Online.
User avatar #85 - apeytona (05/01/2013) [-]
Jesus, man, can you change the station? I've had a rough night, and I hate the ******* Eagles, man.
User avatar #86 to #85 - gigglesthegreat (05/01/2013) [-]
**** whoever thumbed you down, that's a great movie and line xD
User avatar #84 - ohaibrooooh (05/01/2013) [-]
You've heard of the Funnyjunk website. We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a City of Dead. A city of ghosts. Buried beneath a blood-red cloud... a bright, shining monument luring treasure hunters to their doom. An illusion that you can begin again, change your fortunes. Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go.
#55 - qqqqqqqqq (05/01/2013) [-]
mfw, i have that album on vinyl
#57 to #55 - sonicg (05/01/2013) [-]
MFW you have that album on Vinyl.
#97 to #55 - mckinkymcormic ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
i have the itunes version...
i have the itunes version...
#59 to #55 - unicornfetish ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
MFW I have that album on vinyl AND tape
MFW I have that album on vinyl AND tape
#58 to #55 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
We all have that album on vinyl.
User avatar #9 - gowge ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Check out*
User avatar #26 to #9 - rjake (04/30/2013) [-]
i think it was intentional, like sign out of funnyjunk.
User avatar #145 to #26 - gowge ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Ah my bad
User avatar #129 - copycopy (05/01/2013) [-]
In a dark quiet room, cool fan blowing air Warm smell of Mountain Dew, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had logged on for the night There she was on the main page I heard the notification tone And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell" Then she lit up the pages and she showed me the way There were voices on the boards, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to Funnyjunk Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face Plenty of room at Funnyjunk Any time of year (Any time of year) You can find it here Her mind is nsfw twisted, she got the mem bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty users she calls friendsHow they dance in the comments, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, "Please bring me my anon He said, "We haven't had that drink here since two thousand and two" And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say... Welcome to Funnyjunk Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face They livin' it up at Funnyjunk What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Bring your thumbs Mirrors on the monitor, The mountain dew on ice And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill DJ 4DM1N Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the place I was before "Relax, " said the moderator," We are programmed to receive.You can check-out any time you like,But you can never leave! "
Got bored.
#139 to #129 - brothergrimm (05/01/2013) [-]
i love you copycopy
i love you copycopy
#140 to #139 - copycopy (05/01/2013) [-]
I love you to
I love you to
User avatar #51 - theFuckingGreat (05/01/2013) [-]
Hi group,
My name is ***************
I first started as a kid. Original FJ and all of that, then I left, once I started High School I came back..... I lost my account I had and made this one my senior year. I check FJ everynight before I go to bed, I tell myself "Just go through top page, then sleep". But it never happens that way, every night I go deeper and deeper. Will I ever reach the end? I hope not.
#52 to #51 - swooz (05/01/2013) [-]
never then the next day you will barley have anything to browse
User avatar #53 to #52 - theFuckingGreat (05/01/2013) [-]
You wait until the next evening, It's almost always all new :)
#54 to #53 - swooz (05/01/2013) [-]
well i check it almost all the time because i get bored easily so i wont work for me
#67 to #51 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
that was a good day
#65 to #51 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
I made it to the end twice....
User avatar #28 - shadowoflife (04/30/2013) [-]
None of can leave.

Not since the accident.
User avatar #111 - badboywantsu ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I'm not even kidding here i just listened to the song not ten minutes ago and now this, and it's so damn true
#39 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
The 'us' Air Force Air Command and Staff College (ACSC) uses that song to teach the meaning of american metaphors to international officers.
User avatar #14 - hydromatic (04/30/2013) [-]
I was gone for about 5 months. Came back a week ago.

I could never leave FJ for good.







I probably could but you know what i mean
User avatar #34 to #14 - ilovehitler (04/30/2013) [-]
You can try to leave. We all have tried, are trying, or will have tried eventually. But no matter how hard you try, you will eventually come back. Maybe just to see how many notifications. Maybe a link brought you here.
But you'll come back.
We always do.
#38 - ragingflamingos (04/30/2013) [-]
MFW I'm currently listening to Hotel California and see this.
User avatar #72 - burningsmurfs ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I have no idea why but I expected a scientology joke.
#123 - thempc ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
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