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#481 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
All these stories have me remembering some of the creepy **** I used to experience.

I remember when I was younger, my little sister had the bedroom next to mine, but with how the doors were set up, I could look out into the hallway right in front of her door. (My door faced the banister that divided the hall from the stairs, while my sister's faced the length of the hall, facing the bathroom at the end. My parents' bedroom was beside the bathroom.

One night I saw a black figure walk past my door, pause, and then walk into my sister's room. It scared me at first, but I figured, since it looked like a man, it was my father. But I never saw him leave. And I kept watching, waiting for him to leave with growing unease. I can't recall what caused me to go get my sister, but I was scared ******** so I went into her room, took her out and brought her to bed with me. (She must have been between 2-4 at the time) Never did know what the figure was, but wasn't the last time I saw it.
User avatar #439 - ouiouisucklepeepee (04/30/2013) [-]
last guy's little sister was a drawer in her past life what's so scary about that
User avatar #415 - elf (04/30/2013) [-]
My older sister whos out of the house had a sleep walking/talking issue...one night she was whispering and crying I hate you while standing directly over me with her long hair in front of her face...then she punched me and went back to sleep...I was 10....Only time I pissed my bed after the age of 4...
#397 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
Not my kid, but my cousin, who I was in charge of babysitting for a night-
"Good night, Christopher"
"Oh, I'm not scared"
"Not scared of what?"
"The Metal Men"
"Metal Men...?"
"Yes, the Metal Men that come out of the walls. Good night, Elliott!"
I did not get any sleep that night.
Little kid ******* scared me, he was like 30 months old.
#396 - pvtdancer (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, 17
>April 30, 2013
>Sitting at the computer on funnjunk
>Reading these creepy ass comments and content
>be zoned in on the stories, striaght visualization mode
>something grabs my leg
OMGWHATTHEIMMORTALTIDDLYDOO
>Have a mini stroke
>It was my cat

#136 - freshbakedrolls (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. 						*******					 creepy as 						****					. i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.   
   
mfw
About the ages 2-7 i would sleep walk. A pretty normal thing except my sleep walking consisted of me going to the mirror in the hall way and laughing evilly until my dad was forced by my mom to come out and take me back to bed. this would happen nightly. I also remember my toys would move around like they would be in one place but then when i came back one would be out in the hall near the mirror. My bed would also shake and i would hear whispers a lot too. Up until we moved out of that house i slept walked about once a month my last one was when i was14 my friend spent the night. i sat in the dark for 2 hours and my family couldnt get me upstairs. My friend said i kept mumbling something about mommy and daddy. ******* creepy as **** . i believe it was a child ghost completely harmless. Sometimes if i listen closely enough i can still hear the whispers at night.

mfw
User avatar #129 - drluck (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"My brain is telling me to do things i don't want to".
same here, but its my penis. and its telling me to fap.
#99 - mericaisgreat (04/30/2013) [-]
wut
wut
#577 - grantika (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #582 to #580 - grantika (05/01/2013) [-]
doesn't mean you have to be a DICK.
#556 - snotnose (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
ive had a few past life dreams, all of them vivid... like i was actually remembering a memory you know? one of them was in a historical England setting, i was a Knight named "Sir Gregory" and i was sent off to fight these savage looking people who covered themselves with mud and blue paint.. they used spears and other crude weapons but they was white skinned.. i should mention at this point i had this dream as a small child and i had NO information about Medieval history aside from say, Masters of the universe. and thats about as Medieval as world of warcraft honestly..

one of the savage men stabbed me in my rib cage with his long spear.. i fell over in my extremely shiny, beautifully mirrored armor, and died..

then next thing i know im watching this amazingly beautiful red-headed maiden walk up to me and lay flowers on my corpse while i lay on a long marble slab out in a green meadow FULL of flowers and the most incredible green grass ive ever seen...

her long red hair covers my body "still in the mirrored armor, but now with mud and other dirt covering part of it" she sings a song and up until about 8 years ago i had heard nothing like it, till i watched the Dark Crystal and heard "The Funeral song" being played by the male hero character.. freaky stuff indeed.. all these years i can still remember that scene like it was yesterday, just like a memory.. of course NOW i have all sorts of interests in Medieval history, but back then? hardly if at all.

i also had a dream of me standing in a field FULL of bodies of other japanese solders.. and i stood there holding my sword among all of them filled with the most horrible feeling of guilt ive EVER felt. even in my waking life.. ive never felt guilt like this before.. or since.. suddenly i turn my sword around and push the hilt into the muddy blood soaked ground and then push myself in to it.. and then i woke up..

i know these are probably just dreams, but i still feel like they had SOME meaning...
User avatar #605 to #556 - darthdingo (05/02/2013) [-]
I'll be honest, this seems hard to believe. Still, who am I to say this is all lies. It's possible, after all.
Either way, it's interesting to know that in the past lives you were a knight, and a warrior. Both of which will hopefully be avoided if you want a peaceful life.
#482 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
Once when my sister was 2 or 3 years old, we met this family friend (who was Australian). My sister then said "Are you from Melbourne? Tell Robert I'm ok." We don't know a Robert. She proceeded to play with her toys, while the rest of the family gawped for about 3 hours.
User avatar #470 - alreadyexiststho (04/30/2013) [-]
Here's a creepy story for you.

When I was in 6th grade, I was sleeping at my best friends house for the night. We made a bed on her living room floor so we could watch pirates of the carribbean, but we fell asleep during the movie and when I woke up it was around 3 am and the menu screen was on the tv, so there was a glow in the room. Their living room had a large wall of glass french doors that opened out to a pool (they were kind of wealthy) and in the reflection of the doors I could see the room. And in the reflection, at the foot of our bed, was the silouhette of a man kneeling, just staring at us. I couldn't see any details, like eyes or anything, but it was definitely 100% there and when I would look to my feet, there was nothing there. However, the sillouhette stayed in the reflection. I looked back and forth between my feet and the reflection in the window for a good 10 minutes, making sure I was awake but trying not to let ON that I was awake, because at that point I was scared **** less.

After about 10 minutes I reached over to wake up my friend and literally tore her from the bed to run into the other room. I was completely hysterical and her mom had to come sit with me for the rest of the night. I still don't know what it was.
#427 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
...That last one...
User avatar #157 - mrgoodlove (04/30/2013) [-]
OP it'd be great if you could find some more like this.
#144 - filipnocd (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm doing some college ennoblement stuff and I'm kind of a pussy when it comes to these kinds of things. I can't resist. But now I have to go downstairs while everyone is asleep and print sheit for my enrollment. **** you OP I think I'll just do it tomorrow. But then again thank you, I haven't been creeped out in a while and I kind of like it. It makes me sleep better at night in a way.
#135 - smlsbrgnbrgn (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Same thing as the 4rh comment happens to my lil bro.
He ******* breaks **** and does bad stuff (like disobey) and when i aske him whats wrong he says while graving his head with both hands (IDK i can't controll my brain, He tell me to do stuff i don't want to)
He's ******* 5 years old
MFW i hear him say weird **** like that
#123 - SirSheepy (04/30/2013) [-]
>mfw this entire ******* page, man,
#106 - Her (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used to have an over-active imagination (Still do but I can control it better now)   
I would see the vacuum cleaner moving and coming at me, and I couldn't make it stop. Often I would go into a daze and stare at nothing in particular, but the walls and air particles would all be moving in front of my eyes. I often see people and figures out of the corner of my eye, sometimes right in front of my vision. Like I'll be walking somewhere and I'll see a guy. He'll be solid so I think he's just someone else walking. But as soon as he is out of my vision (he passes behind a tree, other people, etc...) he never re-appears and there is no way he could have just left otherwise. Every person I see is different.   
When I was younger I used to wake up with strange marks and bruises on my body, and I often wake up violently (jump up in bed and smack my face on the wall next to me, wake up as I'm kicking and lashing out in bed, I once woke up to find all of my sheets thrown across the room. If there's someone else in the bed with me, I also end up punching or headbutting them once or twice, and I always whine in my sleep. Luckily I don't remember most of my nightmares.   
The most common thing that happens to me is when I'm trying to sleep and it's dark. I'll see a lot of dark human figures passing back and forth right in front of me.   
But here's the worst part; when I close my eyes, they're still there, walking around in the darkness of my eyelids.
I used to have an over-active imagination (Still do but I can control it better now)
I would see the vacuum cleaner moving and coming at me, and I couldn't make it stop. Often I would go into a daze and stare at nothing in particular, but the walls and air particles would all be moving in front of my eyes. I often see people and figures out of the corner of my eye, sometimes right in front of my vision. Like I'll be walking somewhere and I'll see a guy. He'll be solid so I think he's just someone else walking. But as soon as he is out of my vision (he passes behind a tree, other people, etc...) he never re-appears and there is no way he could have just left otherwise. Every person I see is different.
When I was younger I used to wake up with strange marks and bruises on my body, and I often wake up violently (jump up in bed and smack my face on the wall next to me, wake up as I'm kicking and lashing out in bed, I once woke up to find all of my sheets thrown across the room. If there's someone else in the bed with me, I also end up punching or headbutting them once or twice, and I always whine in my sleep. Luckily I don't remember most of my nightmares.
The most common thing that happens to me is when I'm trying to sleep and it's dark. I'll see a lot of dark human figures passing back and forth right in front of me.
But here's the worst part; when I close my eyes, they're still there, walking around in the darkness of my eyelids.
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