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User avatar #508 - jarofdirt (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alright, here's spooky one:
>me two years ago
>spending time in our country house
>pretty much isolated from the outside world, closest house is several kilometers away
>past midnight
>still awake, can't sleep due to squeaky bed
>shadows flicker outside the window
>start getting creeped out
>blood-curdling scream, sounds like a woman getting murdered in the woods
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>barge into my parents' bedroom, yelling something about murder
>they heard it too
>arm ourselves with knives and look out the window
>turns out it was a ******* bird
>damn thing squeals again and flies off into the dark
>can't sleep for the rest of the night, still pretty rattled
>I swore it sounded like a banshee
#308 - nanapopo (04/30/2013) [-]
Wow this comment section progressed better than I could ever have imagined.  You guys have some creepy ass stories. -OP
Wow this comment section progressed better than I could ever have imagined. You guys have some creepy ass stories. -OP
#293 - yoloswaggins (04/30/2013) [-]
This comment section is legit spooky as 						****					.   
   
gif... related?
This comment section is legit spooky as **** .

gif... related?
User avatar #231 - heeveejeevees (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My younger brother was still a year old when he learned how to count and speak fluently. At first we thought he was born genius and we asked him how he does that. He said " Mr.gumgum taught me to count and speak everyday." as he points to a wall that resembles a face.
User avatar #213 - goondas (04/30/2013) [-]
I missread the very first line as "I was ******* in my two year old."

Wut?
User avatar #184 - nockae (04/30/2013) [-]
When my cousins daughter was maybe 2 and a half she started laughing at an empty doorway at maybe 7:30 (it was dark out) while the rest of us were eating dinner. When my cousin went over to ask her what she was laughing at she said 'Uncle Phil is funny", Phil was my cousins brother who died before my cousin was born.
#175 - trollchildxy (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW 3rd one.
MFW 3rd one.
User avatar #173 - huszti (04/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
when i last visited my daughter (nearly 3 years old; she's living with my ex, 500km away from me) she said (translated):
"Fear" (she always just says "fear" when she's afraid of something)
"what do you fear?"
"Mum"

that really gave me chills.
User avatar #158 - jtwagner (04/30/2013) [-]
My wife has a video of her as a child telling her mom about how she was a fighter pilot and she crashed in the pacific. She was 3 at the time.
#365 - hastrel (04/30/2013) [-]
Also, my friends cat hisses at a photo of their aunty who committed suicide.
#359 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
WELL.
#341 - datgermanguy (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW reading the comments here
MFW reading the comments here
#333 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
when i was 6 years old i dad stabbed me with a kitchen knife in the stomach, i spent 3 weeks in a koma. During my "sleep" i remembered how the feeling of being stabbed was familiar, and when i thought about it for some time, i started to remember a battlefield at the foot of a mountain and a temple to my right with trees on both sides of the temple, the armor of my "enemies" were that of leather and silk, i was wearing a roman armor and helmet.


2 months ago i visited Italy and went to vesuvius, at the foot of the mountain was that temple(slightly modified but i can swear to god thats the one) after i did some research about all of the things i can remember i can probbably say that i was a roman soldier who died in that battlefield from a stab wound to the heart, if anyone has ever heard of the myth "birth marks are where you died in your past life", i have a large brown birthmark starting at my shoulder and darkens as it goes down all the way to my last rib. and the darkest spot is just under my heart.

Coincidence? i think not.
#367 to #358 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
That'd be awhile since i will have to go out now, in sweden we have a tradition of lighting a large fire today. but i promise to delivar later.. ill have a timestamp aswell so hopefully you will belive i haven't photoshoped it, maybe 6-8 hours..
#317 - thebrothersmachado (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember when I was younger nothing scary happened to me and I turned alright.
#287 - banjobrony (04/30/2013) [-]
My baby brother used to experience some weird form of sleepwalking when he was 6-8 years old, he was near impossible to wake up and when he finally did he remembered nothing of the stuff he did and said.
One night at about 3 am i woke up because i heard screaming from his bedroom, I was creeped out and didn't wanna go check it out - my parents quickly went in and tried to soothe him, and they suceeded after a while. So i poked my head in to see what was up, and I remember him staring at my with wide horrified eyes, yelling "what is that? WHAT IS THAT? HELP!" he just went full retard, and even though it was so many years ago i still remember it oh so clearly..
Another time when he was put to bed, he would slowly come down the stairs all solemn with his arms folded like he was craddling a baby. He would then proceed to just stand there for a while, then put the "baby" down and the floor and then just cry his eyes out for like 10 minutes, completely unstoppable..
He's turned out to be a relatively sane kid though, but those nightly episodes still haunt me sometimes, and he remembers absolutely nothing of it.
User avatar #237 - robotgoose (04/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Figured I could share some of my own scary experiences.

When I was around 6-8, I slept in a sort of bunk bed (but just one bed, so there was empty space underneath for having your desk there etc.)
The bed was located alongside a wall, with the ladder leading up to the bed itself being right next to the door to my room.
I kept having nightmares/thinking about a skeleton man with torn clothes and a single eye climbing up this ladder and staring right at me.
I was 100% sure that this really happened each night so I always lay under the cover, with my eyes wide open, facing the wall.
This led to me sleeping very little each night and I always woke up sweating like a pig.
You probably don't find this scary in the slightest, but I at that time was terrified, every night for maybe 2-3 years.

Next story in a reply to this one.
#280 to #250 - Xyhpon (04/30/2013) [-]
Seriously? You guys get to go to friggin haunted castles in 4th grade field trips? That's stupid. You know where I went for 4th grade field trips? Down the street to a goddamn Albertsons(Kind of crappy grocery store for non-amerifags).
#127 - MuahahaOfLore (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
/fj/ you got me interested in reincarnation stories

I found this site if anyone is interested

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User avatar #159 to #127 - jtwagner (04/30/2013) [-]
Sweet tactical wiener, bro
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