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User avatar #440 - TATTYBOJANGLES (04/30/2013) [-]
I've had a few extremely creepy experiences in my life. They started after a relationship I had with a girl who suffered with sleep paralysis & night terrors. Long story short, she would be terrorized in her dreams by a old man in a bowler hat, then the paralysis would set in and she'd be strangled by a horrible old woman who sat on her chest pinning her down. Nothing out of the ordinary there, until I woke up one night while she was having an attack and I saw them too. We broke up shortly after that. I actually wrote a creepy pasta based on what happened to us. That was hands down the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me in my life.

I'm pretty sure there's a ghost in my parents house too. When I was younger I was staying up late watching TV in the living room, when a lamp fell as if it had been thrown across the room. This was a big lamp, made of metal, on the center of a table, not a coffee table, a dining room sized table.
Also, the bathroom light will turn on in the middle of the night by itself, then you can hear footsteps walking down the hallway.
The thing that disturbs me about that the most is that my Dad who is militantly atheist, not a believer in spirituality in any way shape or form, has seen a ghost standing in front of him in the living room.
User avatar #422 - dinosaurballs (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My baby sister who's barely 1 year old screams something that sounds like,"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!" when I don't play her favorite cartoon. It's as if she's threatening to summon The Flying Dutchmen or something..
#383 - fancys ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
#354 - themuffinmaan (04/30/2013) [-]
moral of the story, don't reproduce.
User avatar #315 - SirFail (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i can remember this so clearly it freaks me out to the point of panic sometimes:
When i was 5 i used to come down stairs in the morning around 6 to watch cartoons before school. One day i was sat watching scooby doo and my mothers candle set on the fire place shattered. I got up to see what had happened when i heard a tapping on the window. i turned and see 3 long bony talon-fingers reaching up from below the window (outside) and they were steadily tapping against the glass. Soon another set appeared and the gripped the window and pulled. A giant misshapen black leathery body covered in scars and blood pulled itself into my view and resting on its shoulders was a a mans head with huge wolf-like ears with a bone white mask(v for vendetta style without the guy fawkes face that cut off just below the nose) huge teeth, too big for him to close his mouth fully, dripping with dark liquid, i could see his eyes like smoldering coals staring at me through the holes in the mask. i literally was catatonic at this point not caring i was standing on glass or that i was hyperventilating. it stared it me then opened its mouth wider and clenched its talons into a spear head shape and pulled back. it was at this point i screamed, ran out the room upstairs into my mothers room and dived into her quilts where i eventually sobbed myself to sleep. Days later, a child was found mauled supposedly by a wild dog. Needless to say im rather afraid of ground floor windows/mirrors at night time now while on my own at least in case something like that happens again.
User avatar #111 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me, 9 years old
>bit of a bully
>pick on kid, let's call him Jeremy
>quiet kid, never talks
>creepy, always drawing pictures of dead people
>that's why he's picked on
>see picture of him on top of a mountain, bloody people at the bottom
>amazingly detailed, one of the kids looks like me
>stupid little kid brain trying to pick a fight to be tough
>"You think I'll be dead at the bottom of the mountain, let's go outside and fight!"
>kid doesn't say anything
>I start pushing him at recess
>teacher lady comes to break up the fight
>he bites her in the tit and punches me in the face
>suspended
>he comes back in a couple days
>comes up to me
>"thank you"
>>Jeremy spoke in class today
>>King Jeremy the wicked
>>Ruled his world
User avatar #97 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was babysitting (gay job but whatever **** you) and the kid, who was ~2 1/2, said "I remember when I was the daddy and daddy was the my spot."
#85 - fancys ONLINE (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I apparently carved a face (not a smiley or anything) into a wall. It's still there, and looks really ******* weird.
I used to sleep with my eyes open. God I was one ****** up child..
#14 - lesmiserables (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Once I was baby-sitting my brothers, they had been bugging me all day, so at 9 I told them to stop playing games and go to bed, but my oldest little brother (he was 7) wouldn't and just continued playing, so I carried him to bed, while he was screaming. He was fake crying for 15 minutes, then he just sat up, looked me dead in the eye and said he was going to piss in my mouth when I fell asleep. He fell asleep 4 hours after.
#491 - alreadyexiststho (04/30/2013) [-]
Oh, one more thing, and this is probably the creepiest **** you'll ever experience.

I was in a psych ward with a schizophrenic girl a few years ago. We were sort of friendly with each other, because we were the only two bulimics there and we felt sort of out of place. She didn't talk much about the things she saw, but she described these tall, black, shadowy figures that walk around. Apparently they took her cat, and said if she didn't do what she told them they'd kill her cat. She kept saying she had to go find her cat but was scared to because she didn't want them to hurt her.

Since then, I've had contact with a few other schizophrenics and i've done some research as well. It turns out that it isn't uncommon for schizophrenics to describe tall, shadowy figures walking around. And it just makes you think...what if these people aren't hallucinating, and can just see the things we cant? There are other similarities in schizophrenia too, ones that I wont go into. But you should do some research if you're interested. It really is fascinating.
#454 - Achmedisfunneh (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you missed the best one IMO
#365 - hastrel (04/30/2013) [-]
Also, my friends cat hisses at a photo of their aunty who committed suicide.
#359 - grimmwaters (04/30/2013) [-]
WELL.
#341 - datgermanguy (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW reading the comments here
MFW reading the comments here
#333 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
when i was 6 years old i dad stabbed me with a kitchen knife in the stomach, i spent 3 weeks in a koma. During my "sleep" i remembered how the feeling of being stabbed was familiar, and when i thought about it for some time, i started to remember a battlefield at the foot of a mountain and a temple to my right with trees on both sides of the temple, the armor of my "enemies" were that of leather and silk, i was wearing a roman armor and helmet.


2 months ago i visited Italy and went to vesuvius, at the foot of the mountain was that temple(slightly modified but i can swear to god thats the one) after i did some research about all of the things i can remember i can probbably say that i was a roman soldier who died in that battlefield from a stab wound to the heart, if anyone has ever heard of the myth "birth marks are where you died in your past life", i have a large brown birthmark starting at my shoulder and darkens as it goes down all the way to my last rib. and the darkest spot is just under my heart.

Coincidence? i think not.
#367 to #358 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
That'd be awhile since i will have to go out now, in sweden we have a tradition of lighting a large fire today. but i promise to delivar later.. ill have a timestamp aswell so hopefully you will belive i haven't photoshoped it, maybe 6-8 hours..
User avatar #237 - robotgoose (04/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Figured I could share some of my own scary experiences.

When I was around 6-8, I slept in a sort of bunk bed (but just one bed, so there was empty space underneath for having your desk there etc.)
The bed was located alongside a wall, with the ladder leading up to the bed itself being right next to the door to my room.
I kept having nightmares/thinking about a skeleton man with torn clothes and a single eye climbing up this ladder and staring right at me.
I was 100% sure that this really happened each night so I always lay under the cover, with my eyes wide open, facing the wall.
This led to me sleeping very little each night and I always woke up sweating like a pig.
You probably don't find this scary in the slightest, but I at that time was terrified, every night for maybe 2-3 years.

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#280 to #250 - Xyhpon (04/30/2013) [-]
Seriously? You guys get to go to friggin haunted castles in 4th grade field trips? That's stupid. You know where I went for 4th grade field trips? Down the street to a goddamn Albertsons(Kind of crappy grocery store for non-amerifags).
User avatar #167 - fireblazing (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Uhhhhh.....that ****** pretty ****** up.

On the other hand, I strangled a chicken with my bare hands when i was a kid..
#127 - MuahahaOfLore (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
/fj/ you got me interested in reincarnation stories

I found this site if anyone is interested

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User avatar #159 to #127 - jtwagner (04/30/2013) [-]
Sweet tactical wiener, bro
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