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User avatar #508 - jarofdirt (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Alright, here's spooky one:
>me two years ago
>spending time in our country house
>pretty much isolated from the outside world, closest house is several kilometers away
>past midnight
>still awake, can't sleep due to squeaky bed
>shadows flicker outside the window
>start getting creeped out
>blood-curdling scream, sounds like a woman getting murdered in the woods
> ****************************** .jpg
>barge into my parents' bedroom, yelling something about murder
>they heard it too
>arm ourselves with knives and look out the window
>turns out it was a ******* bird
>damn thing squeals again and flies off into the dark
>can't sleep for the rest of the night, still pretty rattled
>I swore it sounded like a banshee
User avatar #440 - TATTYBOJANGLES (04/30/2013) [-]
I've had a few extremely creepy experiences in my life. They started after a relationship I had with a girl who suffered with sleep paralysis & night terrors. Long story short, she would be terrorized in her dreams by a old man in a bowler hat, then the paralysis would set in and she'd be strangled by a horrible old woman who sat on her chest pinning her down. Nothing out of the ordinary there, until I woke up one night while she was having an attack and I saw them too. We broke up shortly after that. I actually wrote a creepy pasta based on what happened to us. That was hands down the most terrifying thing that ever happened to me in my life.

I'm pretty sure there's a ghost in my parents house too. When I was younger I was staying up late watching TV in the living room, when a lamp fell as if it had been thrown across the room. This was a big lamp, made of metal, on the center of a table, not a coffee table, a dining room sized table.
Also, the bathroom light will turn on in the middle of the night by itself, then you can hear footsteps walking down the hallway.
The thing that disturbs me about that the most is that my Dad who is militantly atheist, not a believer in spirituality in any way shape or form, has seen a ghost standing in front of him in the living room.
User avatar #158 - jtwagner (04/30/2013) [-]
My wife has a video of her as a child telling her mom about how she was a fighter pilot and she crashed in the pacific. She was 3 at the time.
#134 - Cleavland Steamer (04/30/2013) [-]
zoopity boop
#454 - Achmedisfunneh (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you missed the best one IMO
#365 - hastrel (04/30/2013) [-]
Also, my friends cat hisses at a photo of their aunty who committed suicide.
#359 - grimmwaters (04/30/2013) [-]
#341 - datgermanguy (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW reading the comments here
MFW reading the comments here
#333 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
when i was 6 years old i dad stabbed me with a kitchen knife in the stomach, i spent 3 weeks in a koma. During my "sleep" i remembered how the feeling of being stabbed was familiar, and when i thought about it for some time, i started to remember a battlefield at the foot of a mountain and a temple to my right with trees on both sides of the temple, the armor of my "enemies" were that of leather and silk, i was wearing a roman armor and helmet.

2 months ago i visited Italy and went to vesuvius, at the foot of the mountain was that temple(slightly modified but i can swear to god thats the one) after i did some research about all of the things i can remember i can probbably say that i was a roman soldier who died in that battlefield from a stab wound to the heart, if anyone has ever heard of the myth "birth marks are where you died in your past life", i have a large brown birthmark starting at my shoulder and darkens as it goes down all the way to my last rib. and the darkest spot is just under my heart.

Coincidence? i think not.
#367 to #358 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
That'd be awhile since i will have to go out now, in sweden we have a tradition of lighting a large fire today. but i promise to delivar later.. ill have a timestamp aswell so hopefully you will belive i haven't photoshoped it, maybe 6-8 hours..
#317 - thebrothersmachado (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember when I was younger nothing scary happened to me and I turned alright.
#287 - banjobrony (04/30/2013) [-]
My baby brother used to experience some weird form of sleepwalking when he was 6-8 years old, he was near impossible to wake up and when he finally did he remembered nothing of the stuff he did and said.
One night at about 3 am i woke up because i heard screaming from his bedroom, I was creeped out and didn't wanna go check it out - my parents quickly went in and tried to soothe him, and they suceeded after a while. So i poked my head in to see what was up, and I remember him staring at my with wide horrified eyes, yelling "what is that? WHAT IS THAT? HELP!" he just went full retard, and even though it was so many years ago i still remember it oh so clearly..
Another time when he was put to bed, he would slowly come down the stairs all solemn with his arms folded like he was craddling a baby. He would then proceed to just stand there for a while, then put the "baby" down and the floor and then just cry his eyes out for like 10 minutes, completely unstoppable..
He's turned out to be a relatively sane kid though, but those nightly episodes still haunt me sometimes, and he remembers absolutely nothing of it.
User avatar #168 - bloodgeme (04/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
> Be 16 (now 18)
> Was in bed and trying to fall asleep
> Home alone
> Suddenly hear a faint noise at the end of bed
> Think to myself its probably just the cat
> Sit up and look at the end of bed anyway
> Almost get a heart attack when i see a shadowy/smoky black figure at end of bed
> Cant scream. HELP.jpg
> Then i just wake up as if it was a dream
> Calm myself down by telling myself it was just a dream
> Start to fall asleep again
> Just as i close my ****** eyes i hear an ekstremely loud bass like scream just beside my head
> Sit in the corner of the room with tears in my eyes for the rest of that night.

and i aint *********** you. still dont believe in ghost but this STILL happened but there is probably a logical explanation just dont know one.
User avatar #167 - fireblazing (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Uhhhhh.....that ****** pretty ****** up.

On the other hand, I strangled a chicken with my bare hands when i was a kid..
#127 - MuahahaOfLore (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
/fj/ you got me interested in reincarnation stories

I found this site if anyone is interested

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User avatar #159 to #127 - jtwagner (04/30/2013) [-]
Sweet tactical wiener, bro
#87 - Rammencup ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
#40 - ewamcnamara (04/29/2013) [-]
I work in this restaurant that used to be an old train station, the kitchen and pub pub dinning room are on the the first floor and there is a fancy dinning area up stairs with about 4 separate rooms for parties and such. After service one night me and a few servers were hanging out in the upstairs at a table at the bar having a few drinks when we heard footsteps coming from the other room. The four of us were the only ones in the building and everything had been locked up. The manager made a joke about there being a ghost and just after that two paintings fell off the wall and a bottle of grey goose flew off the shelf. Haven't been upstairs at night since.
#1 - ezzay (04/29/2013) [-]
Not funny but creepy as 						****					. you get a thumb.
Not funny but creepy as **** . you get a thumb.
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