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User avatar #368 - jonebonez (04/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I remember being 4 or 5 and constantly seeing and feeling one of the dogs we had that had passed watching me while I slept, or laying at the end of my bed.

Other than that though, the only really creepy/weird thing that's ever happened to me is living in my grandparents house (after both had passed) I would experience what I guess would be described as "sleep paralysis". I'm fully awake, yet I can't move. For some reason every time it happens I'm stricken with such fear and anxiety, and it feels like I'm having a panic attack. I can't shake the feeling that something is hovering over me, and watching me yet I can't turn to see what it is. I remember trying to call out numerous times for my mother who was in the next room while it was happening and I couldn't make a sound. It only ever happened to me in that house to, up until about 2 weeks ago it happened again at my new house. If I had to guess I'd say it's happened about 15 times or so now since the time I was 17. I'm 23 now.

For some reason too whenever it happens I always feel like it's gnomes. v.v I'm not even afraid of gnomes. Does this happen to anyone else though? Would love to hear others experiences.
User avatar #361 - cthumoo (04/30/2013) [-]
I had a spooky dream once
User avatar #345 - Whetstone (04/30/2013) [-]
This is creepy on a different end.
In the fourth grade, my mom was visiting her friend so she brought me along. Her friend has a son who was 5 at the time. So my mom and her friend had us play for a while. Well he was a little weird. One time, he was just looking at me and he said "I wish you were a girl so I could touch your boobs".
User avatar #281 - snotnose (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
long as we are talking about scary **** that has to do with kids though, ill tell a story of something i REMEMBER from being a kid. excuse my poor grammar, i taught myself how to read and spell.

when i was very little i lived in a house that was called a "mother in law home" it was built in the back yard of my grandmothers actual home, it was intended for an elderly person, while the actual husband and wife lived in the BIG home. well, for whatever reason me, my mom and dad lived in the small home while my asshole grandmother lived in the big house

i can remember all sorts of stuff back from when i was very very small for some reason, yet my short term memory isnt very good. go figure, but either way here is the creepy ****

i used to see a shadowy man walking around in our kitchen ALL the time. my parents would tell me about how id stare off into the kitchen, like i was in a daze, to which i told them about the shadow man i saw, well a few months later after i told them our house burnt down

in the ******* rubble of the house my dad with his OWN EYES seen the shadow man walking around in the rubble of the totally burnt down house in broad daylight. his uncle was standing there at the time and he asked him "do you see that?" to which his uncle said "im leaving, and im never coming back after today" and he never did either. it scared him that much.

i swear on my ******* life everything ive written here is the honest truth, i can remember the incredibly creepy look of that moving shadow like it was yesterday. the night we almost died in the house fire it walked up to me and touched me on my forehead, and i passed out.. next thing i know im being dragged out of the house by my feet...

i can go into more depth about the "situation" of what happened, but that is the quickest version ive wrote about what happened to me.. i even feel i know the name of the creepy shadow man, but i rather not say it in public. inbox me if you want to know however..
#197 - linxindao (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was a wee lass, bout the age o' 8, when playing outside with me brothers, I would occasionally hear voices in the nearby wood saying "Samanthy come and play."

My name is Samantha but my bros. called me Samanthy, I thought it were them playin a fool o' me, but when I say to them bout it, they would look at the trees kinda scared like.

Also, me mum told me bout one time, we were watchin a movie on the telly, I was three at the time, and I turned to her an said, "they are comin t' get you mummy" in a serious tone, and shortly afterwards there was a sound of walking outside the window, when me mum looked over at it, she screamed at the deer that were just standing there. Me brother said that I caused her at least six grey hairs that night.
User avatar #203 to #197 - unicornmangina ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
this one time at band camp...
User avatar #177 - boinbo (04/30/2013) [-]
When i was 5 i used to sleep walk and i walked into my parents bedroom and awoke my dad he told me too go back too bed and well i said "i won't need too once i am done with you"
i'm scared of my 5 year old self ._.
User avatar #176 - sodapops (04/30/2013) [-]
My daughter told me some weird **** when she wasaround 3-4 years old. She told me very seriously about her other grandparents, who lived so far away that you had to both fly and go by train to get there. Her other grandfather had no hair, and no milk in the refrigerator. Their names were Gaddil and Hogge and to be fair that does sound a lot like scandinavian / old norse [thrall] names from 1000-1500 years ago. Or maybe even Saami.I'll write that off as vivid imagination or I would freak myself out big time.

**** , I started googling. Gáddjá is an old traditional saami name and so is Duoŋgi. It doesn't look like it but they sound about right. Maybe I should tell her Adnala dáv rejnav or Mån ähtjáv duv just to see if she reacts.
#161 - diespitris (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)

I drank some paint thinner when I was a toddler.

On a serious note, if you could find some more of these that would be awesome.
#114 - vinlandknight (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Mission for the night, learn all I can on the phenomena that is past lives.    
   
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Mission for the night, learn all I can on the phenomena that is past lives.

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#96 - solinvictus (04/30/2013) [-]
I use to tell random people that I was from Jupiter. They had Walmarts on Jupiter and since it was a gas planet we just farted to get around. No one ever knew how to respond to that.
#354 - themuffinmaan (04/30/2013) [-]
moral of the story, don't reproduce.
User avatar #315 - SirFail (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i can remember this so clearly it freaks me out to the point of panic sometimes:
When i was 5 i used to come down stairs in the morning around 6 to watch cartoons before school. One day i was sat watching scooby doo and my mothers candle set on the fire place shattered. I got up to see what had happened when i heard a tapping on the window. i turned and see 3 long bony talon-fingers reaching up from below the window (outside) and they were steadily tapping against the glass. Soon another set appeared and the gripped the window and pulled. A giant misshapen black leathery body covered in scars and blood pulled itself into my view and resting on its shoulders was a a mans head with huge wolf-like ears with a bone white mask(v for vendetta style without the guy fawkes face that cut off just below the nose) huge teeth, too big for him to close his mouth fully, dripping with dark liquid, i could see his eyes like smoldering coals staring at me through the holes in the mask. i literally was catatonic at this point not caring i was standing on glass or that i was hyperventilating. it stared it me then opened its mouth wider and clenched its talons into a spear head shape and pulled back. it was at this point i screamed, ran out the room upstairs into my mothers room and dived into her quilts where i eventually sobbed myself to sleep. Days later, a child was found mauled supposedly by a wild dog. Needless to say im rather afraid of ground floor windows/mirrors at night time now while on my own at least in case something like that happens again.
#308 - nanapopo (04/30/2013) [-]
Wow this comment section progressed better than I could ever have imagined.  You guys have some creepy ass stories. -OP
Wow this comment section progressed better than I could ever have imagined. You guys have some creepy ass stories. -OP
#293 - yoloswaggins (04/30/2013) [-]
This comment section is legit spooky as 						****					.   
   
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This comment section is legit spooky as **** .

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User avatar #231 - heeveejeevees (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My younger brother was still a year old when he learned how to count and speak fluently. At first we thought he was born genius and we asked him how he does that. He said " Mr.gumgum taught me to count and speak everyday." as he points to a wall that resembles a face.
User avatar #213 - goondas (04/30/2013) [-]
I missread the very first line as "I was ******* in my two year old."

Wut?
User avatar #184 - nockae (04/30/2013) [-]
When my cousins daughter was maybe 2 and a half she started laughing at an empty doorway at maybe 7:30 (it was dark out) while the rest of us were eating dinner. When my cousin went over to ask her what she was laughing at she said 'Uncle Phil is funny", Phil was my cousins brother who died before my cousin was born.
#175 - trollchildxy ONLINE (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW 3rd one.
MFW 3rd one.
#85 - fancys (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I apparently carved a face (not a smiley or anything) into a wall. It's still there, and looks really ******* weird.
I used to sleep with my eyes open. God I was one ****** up child..
#14 - lesmiserables (04/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Once I was baby-sitting my brothers, they had been bugging me all day, so at 9 I told them to stop playing games and go to bed, but my oldest little brother (he was 7) wouldn't and just continued playing, so I carried him to bed, while he was screaming. He was fake crying for 15 minutes, then he just sat up, looked me dead in the eye and said he was going to piss in my mouth when I fell asleep. He fell asleep 4 hours after.
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