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#305 - mrhaihoang ONLINE (04/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Believe it or not, children under the age of 2 can see ghosts and other things around that are invisible to us adult. Human used to have a gland similar to the third eye, which allows us to see those things. However, we know they don't like to be seen, thus we evolved, believing if we can't see them, they can't see us. Our body seals off the third eye when we turn 3 to protect us. But sometimes, it doesn't, that's why once in a while people claim to see ghosts.
Believe it or not, children under the age of 2 can see ghosts and other things around that are invisible to us adult. Human used to have a gland similar to the third eye, which allows us to see those things. However, we know they don't like to be seen, thus we evolved, believing if we can't see them, they can't see us. Our body seals off the third eye when we turn 3 to protect us. But sometimes, it doesn't, that's why once in a while people claim to see ghosts.
User avatar #313 to #305 - therealtjthemedic (04/30/2013) [-]
Legit as **** .
Trust this guy, he's a doctor.
#2 - isangelous (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some children are creepy.
Some children are creepy.
#393 - CapnInterwebz (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
2SPOOKY4ME
2SPOOKY4ME
#212 - nightmarecorpse (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
After reading this and the comments I can safely say that I have solidified my decision to never have kids. **** that.
#60 - SilentRaver (04/30/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I became terrified of going into the basement after I saw a dark figure at the back that appeared to move across my field of view. The staircase to the basement didn't have a door and my bedroom was right around the corner.
I always used to refer to it as "the black thing", and I'm pretty sure I creeped out my brother and my parents by always warning them about the black thing in the basement.

After looking at old photos of the house and basement, I'm 100% positive that "the black thing" was just the old fake Christmas tree wrapped in trash bags that stood in the exact spot as the black thing did in my memory, and thinking more I realized I had ran immediately which is probably how I remember it "moving".

This taught me that when you mix together the ignorance, innocence, and sincerity of children, you're guaranteed to hear some creepy **** at some point.
User avatar #48 - starlightloves (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can anyone link me to the thread? I don't know how to reddit... :(
#6 - nicopwnz (04/29/2013) [-]
The one about the daughter and vagina hygiene is a
#404 - daphnie (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Creepy story time!
So a couple of months ago I went to a family gathering for Easter dinner, and we were all just reminiscing and discussing the past when we all (Me, my brother and my parents) lived together in a 2-story apartment. It was mostly just my brother who is 7 years older than me and my mum recalling how chaotic I use to be as a child (I'm 18 years old now) because I did a lot of sleepwalking. We were all laughing and teasing each other, and I, being curious of the idea of how I was as a toddler, asked my brother if I ever did something unusual or peculiar as a child that he remembers. He has a cheeky grin on his face while rewinding the past for a minute until his jaw drops.

Apparently, when I was five years old, we were sitting around the kitchen table eating cereal one morning when I ask him about some strange sounds I heard coming from the stairs. Teasing me, he jokingly says that the man who lived here before us got killed by a burglar in his bedroom and was dragged downstairs, so he walks up and down the stairs to guard his home at night.
A couple of days later he woke up in the middle of the night to some noise coming from downstairs, thinking it was our parents talking, he walks out of his room to find me sitting on the stairs talking to my own shadow on the wall. He then picks me up and puts me to bed, thinking that I had been sleepwalking. As he's carrying me I was saying "Du må ikke larme. Vær stille" = Danish for "Don't make a sound"
Next day we're sitting at the kitchen table eating cereal and he asks me if I recall anything from last night, to which I respond,
"The Stair man called my name from my bedroom so I went to speak with him but he didn't want me to leave"

I don't know if I was trolling my brother or I just had a very vivid imagination, but the thought of me actually communicating with a spirit scares me.
picture related, it's a picture of me when I was 5 years old
#328 - thebtardist (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When i was younger and just able to talk my mum and dad said I used to tell them stories of WW1 and 2.


I used to say how I had climbed over the way and charged at the germans and watched my friends die in world war 1, i think i said i was killed by a sniper as well.


Then i said i also was in WW2 and i stormed the beaches, i was killed in the 3rd wave.



I still remember these ideas very briefly, cant really piece the images together but i can see the trenches and storming over the wall, brown dirt and a yellow sky like mustard gas. Cant remember the WW2 bit, just keep seeing images from saving private ryan. I dont tell my parents i remember it, I lie and say i have no idea what they are talking about.



Believe me or not i dont care, this post just triggered me remembering i said it to my parents.



Pic not related.
#327 - ajroach (04/30/2013) [-]
>friend of mine
>walking home at night
>sees shadowy figure ahead hiding behind some bushes on a corner
>crosses road
>looks at the guy in the bushes
>guy in the bushes looks back who friends now sees is holding a rope
>stare at eachother for a 30 seconds
>friend runs home
>next day puts on the news
hfw when someone has been found dead strangled by a rope an hour after he saw the guy
#221 - slickwilly (04/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm not one to write down personal experiences, especially those that I consider embarrassing. But given the post and comments are highly related, here goes:

>Be me, age 4-6.
>Be asleep in room upstairs
>Bed faces doorway
>Wake up feeling 'uneasy'. Not sure why.
>Hall light is on.
>Notice something in doorway.
>Realize there is something standing there.
>Groggy eye'd, but can tell that it's a person.
>Couldn't see any characteristics of the person. Hall light was on directly behind 'it'. But I can tell by the outline that it looks human.
>I can't see it's face, but I know it's staring at me. Staring into me.
>Try to move. Can't.
>Try to yell, Can't.
>Stay locked onto this figure.
> ************** .jpg
>Figure eventually just disappears (like Nightcrawler in x-men with the swirling clouds).
>Immediately sprint downstairs to tell parents. (Cause they are almighty).
>Parents tear house apart looking for whatever it was.
>Never find anything.
User avatar #222 to #221 - slickwilly (04/30/2013) [-]
I still to this day don't know what it was. But I know it was there. I know I saw it. And worse yet...I know it saw me.

My heart is racing just thinking about it. I saw it a second time. But that's enough for this comment.

(Pic gives a decent representation of what I saw.)

tl;dr: Saw scary man-thing in doorway.
User avatar #104 - victorfavorite (04/30/2013) [-]
When my sister was about 2 or 3 she had an imaginary friend named Erin. She played with him all the time and said they would get married when they grew up. One time my mom asked her to get something from outside but she replied" Erin says i cant go outside, i can get hurt." My mom just forgot about it but then started questioning my little sister about Erin, where he lives and what not. She said he lives "over there" pointing across the street, "in the neighbors house?" "No mommy, over there". My mom asked the next door neighbor if anything had happened across the street a murder or anything "No not this street, but the next street over a little boy was run over on the street" pointing in the same direction as my sister. My mom went to get the house spiritually cleaned and that same night my sister said " Mommy i'm not going to marry Erin anymore. He had to go".
#54 - hueyfreeman (04/30/2013) [-]
My mom says that when I was 3, we were at the beach and I was building a sand castle, and my brother came up to where we were sitting with a bucket and said "mom look i got a fish" and he reached into the bucket to get it out and, with my back turned to them, I pointed a finger at my brothers face and said "Don't touch that ****** , if it stings you you'll die." My mom had never heard me curse before that. It turned out to be a scorpion fish, which could've hurt my brother pretty badly.
User avatar #368 - jonebonez (04/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I remember being 4 or 5 and constantly seeing and feeling one of the dogs we had that had passed watching me while I slept, or laying at the end of my bed.

Other than that though, the only really creepy/weird thing that's ever happened to me is living in my grandparents house (after both had passed) I would experience what I guess would be described as "sleep paralysis". I'm fully awake, yet I can't move. For some reason every time it happens I'm stricken with such fear and anxiety, and it feels like I'm having a panic attack. I can't shake the feeling that something is hovering over me, and watching me yet I can't turn to see what it is. I remember trying to call out numerous times for my mother who was in the next room while it was happening and I couldn't make a sound. It only ever happened to me in that house to, up until about 2 weeks ago it happened again at my new house. If I had to guess I'd say it's happened about 15 times or so now since the time I was 17. I'm 23 now.

For some reason too whenever it happens I always feel like it's gnomes. v.v I'm not even afraid of gnomes. Does this happen to anyone else though? Would love to hear others experiences.
User avatar #361 - cthumoo (04/30/2013) [-]
I had a spooky dream once
User avatar #345 - Whetstone (04/30/2013) [-]
This is creepy on a different end.
In the fourth grade, my mom was visiting her friend so she brought me along. Her friend has a son who was 5 at the time. So my mom and her friend had us play for a while. Well he was a little weird. One time, he was just looking at me and he said "I wish you were a girl so I could touch your boobs".
User avatar #281 - snotnose (04/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
long as we are talking about scary **** that has to do with kids though, ill tell a story of something i REMEMBER from being a kid. excuse my poor grammar, i taught myself how to read and spell.

when i was very little i lived in a house that was called a "mother in law home" it was built in the back yard of my grandmothers actual home, it was intended for an elderly person, while the actual husband and wife lived in the BIG home. well, for whatever reason me, my mom and dad lived in the small home while my asshole grandmother lived in the big house

i can remember all sorts of stuff back from when i was very very small for some reason, yet my short term memory isnt very good. go figure, but either way here is the creepy ****

i used to see a shadowy man walking around in our kitchen ALL the time. my parents would tell me about how id stare off into the kitchen, like i was in a daze, to which i told them about the shadow man i saw, well a few months later after i told them our house burnt down

in the ******* rubble of the house my dad with his OWN EYES seen the shadow man walking around in the rubble of the totally burnt down house in broad daylight. his uncle was standing there at the time and he asked him "do you see that?" to which his uncle said "im leaving, and im never coming back after today" and he never did either. it scared him that much.

i swear on my ******* life everything ive written here is the honest truth, i can remember the incredibly creepy look of that moving shadow like it was yesterday. the night we almost died in the house fire it walked up to me and touched me on my forehead, and i passed out.. next thing i know im being dragged out of the house by my feet...

i can go into more depth about the "situation" of what happened, but that is the quickest version ive wrote about what happened to me.. i even feel i know the name of the creepy shadow man, but i rather not say it in public. inbox me if you want to know however..
#273 - snotnose (04/30/2013) [-]
my cousin back when she was only 2 or 3 told me about how "The Dark Prince talks to her at night at the foot of her bed when mom and dad turn off the lights and tell me to go to sleep" i swear to ******* GOD im not making that **** up.. that creeped me out for ******* YEARS! she is 20 now, i told her about it and she looked at me like i had a cock growing out of my head.
#114 - vinlandknight (04/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Mission for the night, learn all I can on the phenomena that is past lives.    
   
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Mission for the night, learn all I can on the phenomena that is past lives.

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#96 - solinvictus (04/30/2013) [-]
I use to tell random people that I was from Jupiter. They had Walmarts on Jupiter and since it was a gas planet we just farted to get around. No one ever knew how to respond to that.
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