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#219 - niggernazi (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you all got some spooky ass childhood stories but nothing beats mine:

When i was 3 years old i stepped in ******* barefoot, i got ******* all between my toes.
******* nasty tell you.
User avatar #387 - bitchitroll (04/30/2013) [+] (17 replies)
a few weeks ago i was on tinychat. it was about 1 or 2 am and i was the only one in the house awake. while talking to someone i got interrupted. guy ask if thats my mom standing behind me. i look at my cam slot. i saw a woman that i didnt recognize stand near the entrance to the kitchen. i stood up and pulled my 1911 from my holster. turned around and the woman was gone. after that the lights started to flicker and buzz. playstation kept turning itself on. i spent the rest of the night sitting on the couch looking at the entrance to the kitchen. since then ive heard foot steps in the hallway at night almost every night at random times.

ive got a lot more that involve being scratched and other **** but this was the most recent encounter
#282 - cupernicus (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
True story. I dont usualy coment but this post had me in the mood for sharing my story.

i was 4, lives in a house with a garden that belonged to both mine and the neighbour's house. Rumor said that In that house lives 2 sister witches, i had no idea. they were brasilian, i am portuguese. I used to play with them a lot, i always thought they were nice. they had a book, wich my mom burned, because she thought they did bad things, like black magic or watever. but one day, they gave me a chocolate. i was 4 so wtf, it is a chocolate. I ate it. They said this words as i ate it: " Eat it, boy, eat it . because you wont be able to when you get older."

FML i have been a diabetic for 2 years now.
User avatar #153 - obesefury (04/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I recently went to NC with my class (I'm from Denmark) and lived with an awesome family with a mother and her 14 year old daughter and her 12 year old son and a dog. Their house wasn't very big but they had decided that I should sleep in the daughters room and she would sleep on the couch. The first night when everybody had fallen asleep I heard some weird noises but didn't really care about it and fell asleep.
The next night however, I woke up in the middle of the night because I heard something scrambling around in the closet. It stopped almost at the same time as I woke up so I thought oh it's just because I'm still half asleep and fell asleep again.

Now here's the creepy part. I remember being kind of awake but still sleeping (Sleep paralysis isn't it?) and I had a view of the entire room. All of a sudden some dark figure starts moving out of the closet and moves around in the room. Then the dog barked and the figure disappeared.
The next morning I asked the family whether they believed in the occult and stuff like that and their son dragged me to a room with the rest of the family following close behind. "Once when Nina and I were home alone we saw something moving inside this room. When I wanted to look further I saw some kinda face on the wall. But it had disappeared when we came back to take a picture. "
They then told me more stories about their house and they were all happy that they were moving soon.
#378 - coldfusion (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
4th one is an early sign of OCD, a kid will pay more attention to intrusive thoughts and worry about them.
#385 - frigglefraggle (04/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be 19 Living in apartment with Mother, sister, and 13 year old brother
>brother and i share a bed Room
>Bedroom is Big Ass basement with a shower curtain as the devider
>after first month of living there brother tells mom something every night
>finally tells me "A white Light/Spirit thingy is floating around my bed at night"
>I says " ******** ur just tired and ur seeing things stop being stupid and go to bed"
>we both laugh and he goes back to bed
>hear him breath really heavy in the middle of the night
>Like struggling for air
>Get up and slowly move the curtain as not to make anynoise
>see Floating light hovering around my brothers face and his eyes are rolled back
>Well **** ...
> Run over screaming Profanity at the light and shake the Hell out of my brother
>Light disapears into corner of the room and my brother is freaked out doesnt know what happened
> Drag his ass upstairs to moms room
>Found out online that basement was used by a trio of modern day witchs to sacrifice children during haloween
>Moved out the next day and apartment complex is destroyed 4 weeks later and they find a Molded corpse in the wall
>MFW i saw the light he was talking about
#349 - epicburana ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #318 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/30/2013) [-]
When I was little I used to stand on coffee tables, squat, and make a face like I was pushing out a massive **** .
#235 - uzzwick (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #146 - monsieurslender (04/30/2013) [-]
So much creepy **** happens to the little kids in my family. My mom had another kid (we are 17 years apart) and when he was three I remember him starting to shake really violently in the car and I thought he was having a seizure; epilepsy runs in the family. I start yelling 'MOM STOP THE CAR." and I get him out of the seat and he keeps shaking but his eyes are wide open and focused straight ahead of him. I'm freaking out but he stops shaking and eventually he 'comes to'

I ask him what the **** happened and he said, I **** you not "That's how I died they sat me in a big chair and shook me until I died. That hurt for only a little bit, don't worry."

Till this day, he's 5 now he will tell us how he killed his roommate in college when he lived in Texas and that it was "a very very sad day " for him. He brings up memories that are always consistent

Crazy ass hole.
User avatar #117 - demandsgayversion (04/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But for seriously. When I was about 10 or so, my mom took me on a road trip with her friend. Her friend brought along her 16 year old daughter and her friend. We ended up staying at another of my mom's friends' house on the way to *************** we were going, I don't remember. My mom and her friends went to get McDonnalds, and me and the two girls were watching TV. Flipping through the channels we ended up on like channel 91 or something obscure where there would normally only be static on the local cable. It was black and white, and the camera was kinda laying over looking at a broken TV monitor next to a shelf with a bunch of VCRs. Creepy as **** . I swear I didn't see anything, but the two girls started freaking out, saying they saw someone outside the window. We ended up locking ourselves in a room and I called the police. They said it looked like someone had been out there, but they never found out who.

My mom brought back chicken nuggets and a burger, it was awesome.
#39 - fefe (04/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My parents told me, that one time we were visiting a French city and we passed a house, I said: "I remember this place." when asked how, I stated "This is the place we brought the sick." my parents, rather puzzled by this, checked out the house. Turns out that back in the Medieval Era, the House used to be a plague hospital.

I'm content thinking I spent my past live meaningful, and I intend to live this life the same way.
#272 to #39 - forbesydemon (04/30/2013) [-]
If my child did that I'd dump them in the river and pretend they never existed.
User avatar #497 - cantada (04/30/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, I woke up in the middle of the night. There were these voices saying "You can never leave..." so, being freaked out, started sprinting towards the door. At this point, I was trying my best to not scream and just get out of my room. I couldn't open the door. The voices got closer and closer, until one reached my ear and said "Welcome to the hotel California."
User avatar #391 - rifee (04/30/2013) [-]
One time, a pen fell from the table by itself.
#305 - mrhaihoang (04/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Believe it or not, children under the age of 2 can see ghosts and other things around that are invisible to us adult. Human used to have a gland similar to the third eye, which allows us to see those things. However, we know they don't like to be seen, thus we evolved, believing if we can't see them, they can't see us. Our body seals off the third eye when we turn 3 to protect us. But sometimes, it doesn't, that's why once in a while people claim to see ghosts.
Believe it or not, children under the age of 2 can see ghosts and other things around that are invisible to us adult. Human used to have a gland similar to the third eye, which allows us to see those things. However, we know they don't like to be seen, thus we evolved, believing if we can't see them, they can't see us. Our body seals off the third eye when we turn 3 to protect us. But sometimes, it doesn't, that's why once in a while people claim to see ghosts.
User avatar #313 to #305 - therealtjthemedic (04/30/2013) [-]
Legit as **** .
Trust this guy, he's a doctor.
#2 - isangelous (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some children are creepy.
Some children are creepy.
#212 - nightmarecorpse (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
After reading this and the comments I can safely say that I have solidified my decision to never have kids. **** that.
#60 - SilentRaver (04/30/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I became terrified of going into the basement after I saw a dark figure at the back that appeared to move across my field of view. The staircase to the basement didn't have a door and my bedroom was right around the corner.
I always used to refer to it as "the black thing", and I'm pretty sure I creeped out my brother and my parents by always warning them about the black thing in the basement.

After looking at old photos of the house and basement, I'm 100% positive that "the black thing" was just the old fake Christmas tree wrapped in trash bags that stood in the exact spot as the black thing did in my memory, and thinking more I realized I had ran immediately which is probably how I remember it "moving".

This taught me that when you mix together the ignorance, innocence, and sincerity of children, you're guaranteed to hear some creepy **** at some point.
#6 - nicopwnz (04/29/2013) [-]
The one about the daughter and vagina hygiene is a
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