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#611 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
2% of human data is shifted to another dimension when you die, only to resurface 21.3 years later when you are reincarnated.
User avatar #607 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
I always feel like there is someone/something in my house when I'm alone, so I go round shutting all the doors and shouting things like 'Come on then! I'll ******* kill you!' knowing full well if something burst out of one of the doors I'd just die.
User avatar #606 - darthdingo (05/02/2013) [-]
I once had a dream about flying through the air. I don't know how I was flying, I didn't pay attention to that part. I do know that I was being chased, though. Something kept trying to clutch at the back of my head. Maybe in the past life I was a bird that was prey to a bigger bird? Meh.
#604 - palindromia (05/02/2013) [-]
My niece once told me, "A scary man comes into my room at night sometimes."
User avatar #421 - praga (04/30/2013) [-]
After moment my mother died in our flat, water turned into rusty reddish color.. :( it was clean until it happened..but maybe it was just a coincidence
User avatar #412 - elf (04/30/2013) [-]
This **** made me laugh...first one though...I wouldn't have checked...I wouldv'e locked my self in my room because the way it sounds...she was gunna kill him haha
#408 - alexcaty (04/30/2013) [-]
I was once sitting in my room reading Creepypastas, and I heard someone calling my name from outside my window! I practically **** myself, until I found out later that my friends parents were out walking and they confirmed that it was in fact them who called my name .... bastards >.>
User avatar #407 - robertolee (04/30/2013) [-]
Me and my dad were woken up by my sister crying one night, she was about 2 or 3 at the time, went into her room to find her sitting on the edge of her bed crying, we asked her what was wrong and she said "The man told me I had been naughty and had to stop being naughty or I would get in trouble"

Previous guy who lived in the house died 2 months before we moved in.
She had been sent to bed early for being a little brat.
I slept with one eye open that night.
User avatar #256 - tireyhawnuyu (04/30/2013) [-]
the last one.... **** ...I just... ****
User avatar #251 - waffies (04/30/2013) [-]
my friend wants moar!!!
User avatar #238 - uzzwick (04/30/2013) [-]
If someone wants a good creepy read I would recommend Penpals.
Seach for Footsteps to get the first part of it.
User avatar #230 - sonicsyndicate (04/30/2013) [-]
i thought everyone had memories from a prior life why is that so weird to possess?
#228 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
>be 20
>home from college on summer break
>over at neighbors house for a fire
>walk through back yard to house to get something
>notice bathroom light is on
>get inside and yell "who is here?"
> no answer ****************
>go to basement directly in front of back door
>open safe ( **** is preset) and grab 12 gauge with 3" 00 buckshot
>sweep house and no one was there...
User avatar #102 - acar (04/30/2013) [-]
demon children
User avatar #84 - ILoveFurries ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
According to my mom, when I was three years old, I managed to get on top of the refrigerator.

There were no counters or chairs nearby; nothing to climb up onto to reach the top of the fridge.
User avatar #19 - gibroner (04/29/2013) [-]
seriously kids say some messed up **** sometimes
User avatar #12 - atrumaliger (04/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My heart just melted at number four.

I want one, so I can cuddle em. :c cuddle my little monster.
#512 - anonymousiemoo (04/30/2013) [-]
I think the second to last one is actually pretty sweet/cute...
#138 - niggletjones (04/30/2013) [-]
The kids probably said that because their ****** reddit parents lets them watch ****** up stuff all the time instead of actually raising them. Just so that they can browse reddit all day.
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