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#28 - ladyseraph
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure rats weren't either, but that's what Ron had.
#31 to #28 - prettyfire
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(04/28/2013) [-]
rat, owl, or cat.
#32 to #31 - ladyseraph
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Oh, I was thinking of Neville's toad then.
#33 to #32 - prettyfire
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(04/28/2013) [-]
well then rat, owl, toad or cat! I DON'T REMEMBER THINGS WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT
#24 - redsalsa
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#22 - arrisarrad
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Well ****. Although you know, pet culture might have changed and they could have allowed more pet types.
#21 - Arrrgimmapirate
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(04/28/2013) [-]
He looks like he would claim to be having sex with my mother right now
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#18 - mooghens
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(04/28/2013) [-]
So you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain?
#142 to #18 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(04/29/2013) [-]
What if there was a time loop were Draco's dad was Harry from the future who dyed his hair blonde as well as his kid, making Draco, Albus Severus from the future. and the two kept being against Harry every year to stop the future his past self became!?
#141 to #18 - mrcocoabeans
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(04/29/2013) [-]
how i read it:
So you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself bacon the villain?
#23 to #18 - arrisarrad
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(04/28/2013) [-]
No, you start as a lobbyist, then you become a District attorney, then you become a super villain.
#69 to #23 - creosote
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(04/29/2013) [-]
*COUGH COUGH* He was a television reporter who got fired for reporting that the president had choked to death on his food before becoming a lobbyist.
*COUGH COUGH* He was a television reporter who got fired for reporting that the president had choked to death on his food before becoming a lobbyist.
#71 to #69 - arrisarrad
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#72 to #71 - creosote
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#76 to #72 - arrisarrad
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(04/29/2013) [-]
No...YOU'VE MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!!!!
#78 to #76 - creosote
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Calm down. You don't want to strain your comedic abilities, now.
Calm down. You don't want to strain your comedic abilities, now.
#79 to #78 - arrisarrad
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(04/29/2013) [-]
They are feeling a little bit...sensitive.
They are feeling a little bit...sensitive.
#84 to #79 - creosote
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#89 to #84 - arrisarrad
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(04/29/2013) [-]
No I won't.
No I won't.
#91 to #89 - creosote
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Says the first character to die in a full-length cartoon film ever.
#93 to #91 - arrisarrad
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I'm not that character, I merely used her for a visual illustration.
#95 to #93 - creosote
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Putain de merde! Qui sait! J'étais là, assis autour avec mon pouce vers le haut ma pensée orifice rectal que vous avez réellement été une méchante reine sorcière!
#96 to #95 - arrisarrad
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I ain't impressed by yer fancy talk.
#97 to #96 - creosote
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(04/29/2013) [-]
This would have been more fitting.
This would have been more fitting.
#104 to #97 - arrisarrad
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(04/29/2013) [-]
In the future, I shall.
#105 to #104 - creosote
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I'm afraid you don't have a future.
I'm afraid you don't have a future.
#107 to #105 - arrisarrad
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#108 to #107 - creosote
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Oh yeah you cry, you cry you little bitch!
Oh yeah you cry, you cry you little bitch!
#179 to #108 - huntergriff
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(04/30/2013) [-]
...i'm kind of curious about the source now...
#180 to #179 - creosote
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Marquis. French film (shocking, I know)
#138 to #108 - huntergriff
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(04/29/2013) [-]
...am...am i watching a rat from the 17th/18th century fap?
#173 to #138 - creosote
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Would you rather watch a dog hump a wall?
Would you rather watch a dog hump a wall?
#116 to #108 - arrisarrad
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Dude, too far.
#117 to #116 - creosote
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There's no such thing as going too far.
There's no such thing as going too far.
#25 to #23 - secretdestroyers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Wasn't he an Internal Affairs attorney prior to getting elected DA? One of the guys who catches and tries crooked cops....hardly sounds like a lobbyist to me!
#29 to #25 - arrisarrad
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Reference to the movie Thank You for Smoking.
#30 to #29 - secretdestroyers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Damn it, I forgot about that one! Great movie, though!
#26 to #25 - secretdestroyers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Or, at least tries them!
#13 - morepurplecrayons
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#10 - badgerbaiting
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Then Neville's there all like "I don't give a ****, it couldn't have been done without me."
#9 - moonwalkingbear
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#8 - afreeti
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(04/28/2013) [-]
oh god potters kids are going to be the new malfoy
#128 to #8 - therealsuperguy
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(04/29/2013) [-]
so does that mean Malfoy's dad was the Harry Potter of his time?
#111 to #8 - pappathethird
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(04/29/2013) [-]
How did you get so many thumbs? You just dumbed down the joke from the last reply. Did people not catch it when he said 'My father's going to hear about this' without a picture of malfoy next to it?
#171 to #111 - afreeti
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(04/29/2013) [-]
honestly i have no idea
#110 to #8 - awesomenessdefined
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Therefor (though not reallly), Malfoy's kid is the new Harry Potter
#101 to #8 - anon
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(04/29/2013) [-]
HAHA YEAH I CAME TO THE SAME CONCLUSION!!
#41 to #8 - SpcRamon
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Unlike Malfoy's father, Harry Potter can get **** done.

"My father can kick your father's ass."

"Your dad is Harry Potter, that is not fair Albus...Can he fight your mother instead?"

"I guess, sometimes Dad is afraid of mum. You have a better chance against Uncle Ron, and he sleeps most of the time."
#39 to #8 - dayasalion
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's the ****** joke.
#6 - bronywhat
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(04/28/2013) [-]
How did Daniel Radcliffe and whatsherface get a justin bieber looking kid?
#46 to #6 - alucord
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(04/29/2013) [-]
My father did it is not a good enough excuse sometimes
#42 to #6 - buttholee
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Fun fact, that kid was the baby that played Harry in the first movie when his parents get killed
Fun fact, that kid was the baby that played Harry in the first movie when his parents get killed
#35 to #6 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
kids have had that haircut way before that little fag so shut your mouth you filthy slut.
#27 to #6 - secretdestroyers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
At least he wasn't a ******* ginger like his mom!
#139 to #27 - huntergriff
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(04/29/2013) [-]
>.> i'd bang that ginger.
#19 to #6 - supamonkey
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Let's just hope he turns out awesome like Neville.
#16 to #6 - catzor
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(04/28/2013) [-]
He was cursed after all <.<
#7 to #6 - fasthink
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Magic.
#14 to #7 - vaginismus
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I don't want to be a wizard anymore.
#4 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I wonder if this is a nod at when Moody changed Malfoy into a Ferret
#3 - kevandre
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(04/28/2013) [-]
&gt;girl's laboratory   
&gt;mfw
>girl's laboratory
>mfw
#99 to #3 - BrazilianDamage
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(04/29/2013) [-]
That little kid looks like Drake Bell's spitting image...
#127 to #99 - therealsuperguy
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(04/29/2013) [-]
he has white shoulders in a white background. it looks like his arms are cut off
#67 to #3 - bipplenurp
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(04/29/2013) [-]
A real girls laboratory
#50 to #3 - alucord
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Well the  V is right next to the B   
   
Everyone misses every now and then
Well the V is right next to the B

Everyone misses every now and then
#12 to #3 - mrpond
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(04/28/2013) [-]
actually says 'labatory'
just saying.. (the b is next to the v)
#125 to #12 - turbodoosh
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(04/29/2013) [-]
heh heh labatory
get it? like labia? i'm just going to go whack it. peace
#2 - mynameislego
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(04/28/2013) [-]
FJ face when nothing but tumblr posts...you've changed FJ
FJ face when nothing but tumblr posts...you've changed FJ
#5 to #2 - butterisgood
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Relax, it'll probably die down in a month or so.
#150 to #5 - axb
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(04/29/2013) [-]
That, or it will become the next 4chan in our eyes and last for years. Except the funniest tumblr posts are nowhere near as good as the best 4chan posts.
#131 to #5 - clockworkmage
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Speaking of which...
#15 to #5 - hydromatic
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Try a week. That seems more like FJ
#17 to #15 - butterisgood
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Well these tumblr posts have been going on for a while longer than most FJ fads so it's probably gonna take longer for them to die out