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#1073 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#1008 - theonehit
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't work with metal
#987 - skerenthas
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#887 - thepastamaypwnyou
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Doesnt work with Radioactive

Or its just because of the timing
#1002 to #887 - timing
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Hey i had nothing to do with that!
#1103 to #1002 - thepastamaypwnyou
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(04/28/2013) [-]
You created an acc. just to reply to my comment

How cute
#1111 to #1103 - timing
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(04/28/2013) [-]
No it's been here for just a bit more than your comment :p
#826 - ferrum
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Still think this works the best

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#664 - saxplaya
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#518 - drailen
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I tried it with Safety Dance.... It truly does work.
#402 - alucord
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(04/28/2013) [-]
STOP IT SLENDER SPIDERMAN YOU ARE JUST MAKING IT CREEPER



www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMgbfFpXZu0
#345 - franklyimaperson
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Unsurprisingly, Guile's Theme also fits quite well

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
#187 - dyejordan
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(04/28/2013) [-]
My all time favorite dancing gif
My all time favorite dancing gif
#126 - friednazi
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Al Green. Sometimes works.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM
#53 - subbzero **User deleted account**
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(04/27/2013) [-]
#168 to #53 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
jesus christ you listen to that ****?
#11 - bobthedilder
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