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#21 - hydromatic
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(04/27/2013) [-]
#28 to #21 - Loppytaffy
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#40 to #28 - appleisland
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#41 to #40 - Loppytaffy
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#42 to #41 - appleisland
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, I did not intend to be mean.
Sorry, I did not intend to be mean.
#49 to #42 - Loppytaffy
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#224 to #49 - octaviano
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(04/28/2013) [-]
What's with all the tumb-downs?

C'mon, I'll give everybody a thumb.
#92 - demjimmies ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I would just sit on the hill... and be dramatic n ****.
I would just sit on the hill... and be dramatic n ****.
#218 to #92 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
You'd then be able to say that you were the highest man in Denmark
#281 to #92 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I want that monkey captioned: "War. War never changes...."
#247 to #92 - granmango
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Damn! That's a cold ass monkey!
#122 to #92 - sippeh
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(04/28/2013) [-]
i laughed way harder than i should have at that epicly dramatic monkey
#56 - xorioz [OP]
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(04/27/2013) [-]
WTF have i done.
all i did was point out that Denmark was a flat country. not a vary funny fact.

and BOOM!
I went from: Level 1 Content: New Here.
to: Level 31 Content: Peasant .

well here's to my first successful post and thx for all the thumbs.
I'm gonna go grab myself a beer. Think i have a Corona in my fridge.
#64 to #56 - lmaopwnt
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Your post is only 12 hours old at this point, once it gets to the front page (which it may have already) then the thumbs will shoot up even more.
#250 to #56 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Yes, this wasn't funny at all you ******* peace of ****. Every danish faggot have thumbed up your ******* aweful content, and now, it's on frontpage. WHERE IS THE ******* FUNNY AND WHERE IS THE ******* INTRESTING IN THIS CONTENT??
#326 to #250 - huewut
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Calm your tits, anon
#145 to #56 - failtolawl
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(04/28/2013) [-]
if you decide to glorify any European country or Canada you tend to get a lot of hive mind thumbs.
#66 to #56 - I Am Monkey
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#63 to #56 - huewut
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(04/28/2013) [-]
You're danish.. And decide to drink beer from another country than Denmark, one of the top 3 best beer making countries on the whole planet?
Sigh..
#65 to #63 - huewut
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I mean, not that there's anything wrong with beer from other countries, I myself just like to enjoy an ice-cold Carlsberg ;)
#82 to #63 - tigersstripes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
top three? One is Germany... what would the other be?
#240 to #82 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
czech republic and austria... sure thing
#317 to #240 - tigersstripes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I looked it up, #1 is England, #2 is Germany, 3 Belgium, 4 the US, and 5 Canada. According to askmen.com
#325 to #317 - huewut
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Haha, alright alright, I get it, maybe not the top 3... But we've gotta be somewhere, right? :P
How about top "number of countries in the world".
Oh god I feel stupid..
#327 to #325 - tigersstripes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Hah, its OK. I could believe Denmark being one of the top.
#328 to #327 - huewut
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Our beer is ******* delicious ;)
#329 to #328 - tigersstripes
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(04/29/2013) [-]
All them people all up on your beer.
#62 to #56 - sketchE
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(04/27/2013) [-]
welcome to funnyjunk where everythings made up and the points dont matter
#339 to #62 - siathedragoness
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*internet
#188 - Einsty ONLINE
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#206 to #188 - meuk
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And czech means altitude so there you go.
#94 - zumzizeroo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**zumzizeroo rolls 53**
#95 to #94 - potatotown
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**potatotown rolls 86**
Check yourself before you Dateline NBC yourself
#100 to #95 - densiks
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**densiks rolls 05** here take this
**densiks rolls 05** here take this
#130 to #100 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2,058**

For you guys to split
#135 to #130 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
DAYUM 3 pairs
#234 to #94 - lolikikolik
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#257 to #94 - soopfox
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I like how it's a failed attempt, yet the pun makes up for it.


pic unrelated
#16 - BraindeadBuddha
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#160 - jackthefurfag
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Denmark flat... You make funny joke.
#322 to #160 - failtolawl
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(04/28/2013) [-]
put a danish flag on some girl with boobs, must be danish.
#194 to #160 - MikeyA
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(04/28/2013) [-]
difference is you can't implant put implants in the ground.
#70 - zaggystirdust
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(04/28/2013) [-]
all these posts about Scandinavian countries are raising a lot of Nordics' egos

now they're acting like they're the new America by being obnoxious and declaring superiority
#272 to #70 - drunkenmonkeydk
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(04/28/2013) [-]
It's funny cause it's true.
Speaking as a Dane.
#152 to #70 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I'd say people from the UK have the largest ego's out of anyone but.
#76 to #70 - insanepyromania
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I frankly think most people are ironic when they swell posts with their national pride.
Or maybe that's just me.

Gud bevare Danmark
#137 to #70 - crosskill
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>Implying Scandinavians aren't already glorious master race
#78 to #70 - turoox
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#227 - goofyplease
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Danish content on top place! The 28th of April is hereby declared national holiday.
Danish content on top place! The 28th of April is hereby declared national holiday.
#216 - kurozama
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**kurozama rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Deer Ass Punch ** What people think of Denmark.
#255 to #216 - matzic
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(04/28/2013) [-]
posting in epic thread
posting in epic thread
#222 to #216 - fuckyouaswell
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Oh wow, that's quite the impressive roll there.
#226 to #222 - kurozama
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I was surprised myself xD
#99 - daphnie
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>post about Denmark
>Swallow with pride
#101 to #99 - seniorawesomesauce
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#271 to #99 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account**
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#138 to #99 - riathewolf
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(04/28/2013) [-]
All the things that jumped to my mind all at once...
All the things that jumped to my mind all at once...
#141 to #99 - cactusphalus
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Ay gurl... I heard you swallow with pride
#103 to #99 - themanwithnoplan
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I don't think that was the word you were looking for.

"Swell" might be it.
#105 to #103 - daphnie
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>post about Denmark
>Swell with pride

Want some æbleskiver, son?
#156 to #105 - hagridsauce
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Canadian Dain here, is aebleskiver those pancakes balls that are served with delicious spiced wine? my family is danish, and speaks danish, but I'm the odd one out :c
#158 to #156 - daphnie
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Yep, they are! Interesting, I think I read somewhere about Canada having Danish camps scattered around the country.
Don't feel left out. Have an æbleskive <3
#315 to #158 - hagridsauce
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(04/28/2013) [-]
<3 Do you also have (bad spelling) resilament? The rice pudding with the almond in it, with cherry sauce, ***** off the hook
#155 to #105 - trimageryan
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(04/28/2013) [-]
American here, I had to google æbleskiver. Those look ******* delicious!
#225 to #155 - daragon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
They are our pride and soul.
#102 - mattdoggy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
before you ask her name is Christina model
#108 to #102 - kenwordo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
full name
#112 to #108 - gildemoono
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(04/28/2013) [-]
that is her full name
#114 to #112 - kenwordo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
no last name included?
#116 to #114 - gildemoono
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Model is her last name.
#118 to #116 - kenwordo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
u sneaky basterd
#120 to #118 - whymewhy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
no, just you dumb bastard, he told you her name is christina model not christina, model. if he had put the comma then he would be separating her name from her profession but since he didn't put the coma then you can tell thats her name, unless he was going last name first then you put a comma for some reason that i don't know.
#123 to #120 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
he could have capitalized M so we knew right off the bat it was a name not an occupation
#124 to #123 - whymewhy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
ok, i will give you that one and a thumb, but then how do you explain kenwordo asking about a last name after being told that is her full name?
#125 to #124 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
i want a lawyer!
#126 to #125 - whymewhy
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nope, i haven't read you your miranda rights, and as such i am treating you as an enemy combatant that way i can interogate you untill the judge shows up and reads them to you.
#133 to #126 - duckslikegrapestoo
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i wont tell you anything
#136 to #133 - whymewhy
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lucky for me i am not a government agent and as such i can water board your ass and just for fun i am going to hook jumper cables up to your nipples(its my fetish(jk))
#139 to #136 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
oh sweet jeezus


its my fetish - not jk
#140 to #139 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
actually jk that jk
#143 to #140 - whymewhy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
what if i throw in some motor oil is it your fetish then??
#144 to #143 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>_> no
#148 to #144 - whymewhy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
damn, extra virgin olive oil?
#149 to #148 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
okay ;)
#150 to #149 - whymewhy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
weeeeee like a slip and slide, only Italian
#151 to #150 - duckslikegrapestoo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
ive never successfully used a slip and slide, i always slip off it, get hurt and give up on summer fun.
#166 to #150 - whymewhy
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odd i can't reply to urfunnyman, or duckslikegrapestoo well i can't reply to ducks last post, like i don't even have a reply button for them but as you can see by me replying to my reply to his reply i can reply to other things.
#165 to #150 - urfunnyman
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giggty
#89 - hitlersoneballsack
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(04/28/2013) [-]
denmark isnt all flat
#88 - klotrock
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**klotrock rolls 12**
#98 - daphnie
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Cool peal and all, but...
How about some æbleskiver, son?
#2 - xorioz [OP]
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Ejer Baunehøj is the highest natural point in Denmark, 170.89 metres above sea level.
#35 to #2 - ganer
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Isn't is Rytterknægten?
#46 to #35 - babs
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(04/27/2013) [-]
i live fairly close to Himmelbjerget, its int the tallest, but its damn beautiful up there :)
#117 - aerosol
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Still more interesting than Kansas
#142 to #117 - philliyoMLB
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(04/28/2013) [-]
HEY SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT KANSAS IS AWE- yeah you're right... It's pretty flay here too...
#176 to #117 - corpsmanup
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, Kansas is quite boring, punctuated by the occasional trip out of the state.


source: personal experience
#186 to #176 - aerosol
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I live in Ohio so I can't really say much. If we weren't a swing state, no one would come here.
#182 to #117 - izzygirl
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Ain't that the ******* truth?
#254 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
OP is wrong, highest point in Denmark is Møllehøj at 170.86 Metres. Not exactly high, but higher than 4 metres.
#258 to #254 - frohling
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(04/28/2013) [-]
as always North Korea doesn't get it...
#245 - silasersej
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Danes on frontpage.
Today was a good day
#338 to #245 - siathedragoness
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(10/15/2013) [-]
rød grød med fløde
#340 to #338 - silasersej
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Dude I posted that like a million years ago
#343 to #340 - siathedragoness
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(10/19/2013) [-]
and.........
#344 to #343 - silasersej
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(10/20/2013) [-]
Nothing really. Just a bit odd
#345 to #344 - siathedragoness
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(10/26/2013) [-]
ok