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#23 - nacholemon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Where is MY supersuit?
#24 to #23 - darthblam
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Samuel L.-******** Jackson don't need no supersuit.

He's a ******* jedi.
#173 to #24 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#2 - mankey
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(04/27/2013) [-]
#9 to #2 - ljxjlos
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Is there any place to read the Iron Man comics online? There are tons of Manga hosting sites, but I haven´t found one for american comics yet...and I can´t afford them, sadly (even if, there aren´t comic shops where I live....)....and as I know that there are different storylines...how do I read them? Which one first, which one last? preferably the newer ones, the really old ones have kinda ridiculous art in my opinion...
#126 to #9 - MrShaggy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Become a Pirate today.

Arr.
#11 to #9 - mankey
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(04/27/2013) [-]
I have the same problem, since I live in the UK we don't really have any comic shops. So I buy mine from My Digital Comics sine they're like $1.99 each:
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And use CDisplay to read them:
www.cdisplay.me/
#12 to #11 - ljxjlos
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#13 to #12 - mankey
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Hmm.....doesn't seem to have Iron Man on there though....or many of the A list hero comics. The last time I used it was to read The Darkness comics......I'm sure there's one out there for Iron Man.....or you could just torrent some of the older series if you can't find anywhere to buy them at a reasonable place, DRM free.
#34 to #2 - jokerbit
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Like most of the MMO games
#18 to #2 - benjah
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(04/27/2013) [-]
#116 to #18 - nightdge
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(04/28/2013) [-]
naruto dump?
#82 to #18 - morganfreemansdick
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Im liking the random naruto related stuff i've been seeing here recently
#1 - ekiouja
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Do I get one?
Do I get one?
#83 to #1 - skeetskeetskeeeeet
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Its in the tags
#4 - thelordofrepost
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(04/27/2013) [-]
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#28 to #4 - rwmwaffle
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(04/28/2013) [-]
i came to the comments specifically for this. Thank you.
#178 to #28 - thelordofrepost
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(04/28/2013) [-]
No problem.
#94 to #4 - foxicon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#145 to #94 - savethepandas
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#105 - SirSheepy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
If everybody's special, then no one is.
#143 to #105 - machodriver
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(04/28/2013) [-]
A better Syndrome pic could've been used, but I thumbed nonetheless.
#71 - johnylingo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Just reminds me of the bit dane cook did on Opra

EVERY BODY GETS HUMP BACK WHALEEEES...

YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE!

YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE!

YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE!
#77 to #71 - secretdestroyers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Of all people, why do you have to quote dane cook?? Nothing personal, but I gotta give a red thumb just on general principles!
#79 to #77 - johnylingo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
welcome to the internet where if you quote a mass murderer ( I.E. hitler) you get more likes than a bad comedian...

yes he has been an asshole in the recent years his early **** made me laugh like a ************
#81 to #79 - secretdestroyers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah....yeah, pretty much. I'm sure Hitler said something like that when he enacted the Final Solution.

YOU'RE GETTING GASSED!
YOU'RE GETTING GASSED!
EVERYBODY'S GETTING GASSED!
#90 to #77 - lolollo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Hey bro, it stopped being cool to blindly hate on Dane Cook back in '05.
#113 to #90 - secretdestroyers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
As explained to mrmiguel, my hatred for him is not blind. I could give less of a **** about the any bandwagon that hated on him...
#115 to #113 - lolollo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
OG bandwagoner or not, you're lumped in with a crowd of elitist dicks with the sense of humor of a spoon I'm afraid. And to be honest, hating him just because he plagiarizes sounds a smidge bitter. ****** everyone steals jokes. Besides, with him, it's never really about the content, it's more way he says it.
#3 - nicopwnz
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Mines the best
#27 - imalex
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(04/28/2013) [-]
MFW desc and tags
MFW desc and tags
#14 - cuppajoel
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(04/27/2013) [-]
It's more like.... (In order):
To Lt. Col. James Rhodes:
"Hey, Rhodey, bestest buddy have a suit, because I'm kinda dying and I need someone to keep America safe."
Then to Obadiah Stane:
"Stane, I won't give you my techn-- oh, okay, paralyze me, take out the reactor that keeps me alive, and use it for your own knockoff. Which you didn't even build. Yeah, thanks, Obie."
Then to Ivan Vanko:
"Yeah, so, your dad and my dad worked on the arc reactor technology together, sorry he didn't get any of the credit, but can you not make a weapon with the same tech? And could you not try to blow up my Pepper and my best friend and me?"
Then to Virginia "Pepper" Potts:
"So, Peps, I kind of like you alive. Weird, I know, but would you mind having this suit and learning how to use it? I mean, it'll protect you better than I can, prolly, so yeah. I like you alive, not blown up by my enemies."

(Sorry for the long post, but I'm big Iron Man fan, waiting eagerly for Iron Man 3.)
#15 to #14 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
the mandarin is Tony's father
#16 to #15 - anon
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(04/27/2013) [-]
in the movie, not the comic
#17 to #14 - pwnagraphy
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(04/27/2013) [-]
"Hey Peps? Could you not get blown up and killed by people? I hope you stay alive.

because I want to **** you."
#80 - xoyv ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>implying he gave those suits out
>implying he made ALL of those suits
#124 to #80 - webzu
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(04/28/2013) [-]
made them all except Obidiahs
#67 - wootshop
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#109 - mlssy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#19 - brokentoaster
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(04/27/2013) [-]
#111 - climatus
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#97 to #95 - churrundo
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(04/28/2013) [-]
but lots of suits
#69 - vycanismajoris
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(04/28/2013) [-]
#73 to #69 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
is that an Asians always censor their porn joke?
#78 to #73 - vycanismajoris
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(04/28/2013) [-]
If you see Iron man 3, or even the trailer, you'll understand.
If you see Iron man 3, or even the trailer, you'll understand.
#103 to #69 - urfunnyman
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(04/28/2013) [-]
i don't like how they depict him as a mercenary/terrorist person instead of the all magical power fueled person like he was before and how james rhodes is the iron patriot? what the hell i thought Osbourne from Spiderman was the iron patriot in Dark Avengers
#138 to #103 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Careful with the spoilers, dude.
#128 to #103 - pukki
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(04/28/2013) [-]
have you seen the movie yet?
#179 to #128 - urfunnyman
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(04/28/2013) [-]
no i just can tell by the commercials and the talk about it and they called the mandorin a mecenary / terrorist and i read the dark avengers comic and Rhodes was never iron patriot
#180 to #179 - pukki
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Just wanted you to know that this mandarin is NOTHING like in the comics. They ad their own little twists and turns. Not spoiling it but in the end you will either love or hate what they did with him.
#44 - vonspyder
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#104 - makedonski
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(04/28/2013) [-]
They're probably going to push the idea that Iron Man is more of a concept- an idea- in the next film.
#98 - deemetaldragon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #1720987 at Friendly ** my suit