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User avatar #202 - roderick (05/07/2013) [-]
I never piss or **** in the dark,
User avatar #200 - supervenom (04/27/2013) [-]
thats why you turn the lights off in your restroom.
#192 - bdowns (04/24/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3506589 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** what comes out of my toilet
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3506589 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** what comes out of my toilet
#172 - itrooztrooperdown (04/24/2013) [-]
I knew this would give me nightmares, but I watched it anyway. Pat me.
User avatar #161 - harrypottah (04/24/2013) [-]
No I have to use a bucket. Thanks internet.
User avatar #144 - exarzero (04/24/2013) [-]
I have a pet rat... **** the wild ones. Nasty little things.
#143 - beccakingx ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Im never going to poop again..
Im never going to poop again..
User avatar #138 - welfarekid (04/24/2013) [-]
That is god damn cute.
#136 - guywithipod (04/24/2013) [-]
Like 2 weeks ago this **** happened to me, and no it didn't bite my balls, it just made a ton of splashing noises while i played league. No I didn't flush it, in fact I picked it up. It then proceeded to bite my finger, I then killed it in the name of my left middle finger. I took penicillin for the rat fever so its all good.
User avatar #97 - henryfordthegod (04/24/2013) [-]
Snake's actually do that
User avatar #95 - Churd ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
This actualy happened to me. I got up one morning, went in to the bathroom, lifted the toilet seat, and ther was a big ******* rat in the toilet!
User avatar #55 - kaiizel (04/24/2013) [-]
I saw something similar on a tv documentary when I was younger. It ****** me up big time and I still worry about rats appearing in the toilet whilst I'm pooping.
User avatar #31 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
**minecraftbrony rolled user mastercolossus **
User avatar #30 - codyxvasco (04/24/2013) [-]
Take rat, name it Roadkill, keep it in cage, my childhood's needs are fulfilled.
#24 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
rats do this all the time not suprised
User avatar #6 - gibroner (04/23/2013) [-]
took a while for me to realize that was a toilet
#173 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

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