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#300 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
>be in 5th grade
>on swing set with friend ,love to swing and ****
>have to pee, hate school restrooms
>swinging all high
>get to the top
>stomach drops
>pee everywhere.jpg
>friend sees, make her swear to tell no one
>walk out of school, jacket tied around waste, still look bomb as **** .jpg
>mfw nobody else ever knew
User avatar #269 - milthyfoustache (04/24/2013) [-]
>Year 7
>Need to piss with the force of a thousand suns on crack
>Start running to toilets
>No time to ask slutty bitch teacher
> ******* piss explosion in corridor
>Leave school and go home
>Somehow teachers didn't notice/care
>Got away with it
User avatar #265 - nastoy ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in 3rd grade
>Apperently i had caught some decease, but didn't feel sick.
>The entire first ½ of the day in school goes fine
>Lunch time
>open my lunchbox, i got a small yogurt **** YEAH, LOVE THAT STRAWBERRY TASTE
>Eat that ****
>Stomach reflexes goes ******** crazy and i instantly puke.
User avatar #212 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#304 to #212 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
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#134 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me in 6th grade
>first day of school
>had to pee the whole day but i thought i could just wait till i got home
>last period of the day
>i have to piss really bad, can't hold it much longer
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>she says no
>i know can't hold it
>ask again saying it's an emergency
>says yes
User avatar #118 - koalasonfire (04/24/2013) [-]
In fourth grade I **** my pants and just went with everyone saying what is that smell?
So I asked to go to the bathroom, and some of the kids I knew wore shortsinstead of undies , so I go in the bathroom and see some pants and shorts under the stall and I stole the kid's shorts, went through the day, and the next day left them in the lost and found, covered in skid marks.
User avatar #109 - machobeasttwo (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 11-12
>sitting in class, teacher reading
>raise hand for a long ******* time
>holding piss like Hoover Dam in my pants
>squirming and wiggling, trying so hard to hold this tidal wave
> teacher keeps reading
>finally get her attention
>I GOTTA PISS!
> piss on way to bathroom
> ******************
>in bathroom trying to decide what to do
>faucet came on hard and sprayed all over
>walk back to class, soaked in my own piss
>teacher cleaning up piss trail on floor
>tells me to go to nurse
>have to walk half way across school in soiled shorts
>everyone new I pissed
User avatar #74 - Crimsonfox (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thatismyfetish.jpg
User avatar #98 - soopergrover (04/24/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#56 - bdowns (04/23/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Made me blow air out my nose **
#5 - mondprinzessin (04/23/2013) [-]
like a hero
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