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User avatar #265 - nastoy (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in 3rd grade
>Apperently i had caught some decease, but didn't feel sick.
>The entire first ½ of the day in school goes fine
>Lunch time
>open my lunchbox, i got a small yogurt **** YEAH, LOVE THAT STRAWBERRY TASTE
>Eat that ****
>Stomach reflexes goes ******** crazy and i instantly puke.
User avatar #213 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#303 to #213 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
and the dark lord Satan shall devour the body...........................hasfhauinccbywqcbqyvbchvsghajgfashhjghjghjgdhjxbh gdwqdjwqojexwxhndbcfvavdhjd c nfmttu8v5jvn5vn85vmclsctjchfdhjdhdjdjdgdjfdhfbgbbndndjchchhdhdghjghghghguf5y5fhh jkdhvkshcakchnk cjsahfjkhjcafHDJASXHNCWEVOWC HAWO NRHOMWRCOCQMQCNCJXKXJJDMJCMCMCMCMCMCMCMMMCCMCMCMHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELL HELL666 SATAN THE ANTICHRIST THE BEAST THE UNHOLY TRINITY REVELATIONS SATANLEVIATHANLUCIFERBELIALAMONAZAZELLEGIONMEPHISTOPHELES THE DRAGON THE FALSE PROPHET ABADDON THE ABYSS THE LAKE OF FIRE LIMBO LUST GLUTTONY CERBERUS GREED AVARICIOUS PRODIGAL PLUTO ANGER ALECTO MEGAERA TISIPHONE MEDUSA STYX HERESY VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE AND PROPERTY PHLEGETHON CENTAURS AGAINST SELF SUICIDES PROFLIGATES HARPIES AGAINST GOD BLASPHEMERS AGAINST NATURE SODOMITES USURERS FRAUD GERYON MALEBOLGE PANDERERS SEDUCERS FLATTERERS SIMONY SORCERERS ASTROLOGERS FALSE PROPHETS BARRATORS MALEBRANCHE MALACODA HYPOCRITES THIEVES CACUS DRAGON SNAKES LIZARDS CIANFA FRAUDULENT ADVISERS SOWERS OF DISCORD ALCHEMISTS COUNTERFEITERS PERJURERS IMPOSTORS TREACHERY NIMROD EPHIALTES BRIAREUS TITYOS TYPHON ANTAEUS COCYTUS CAINA OF KINDRED ANTENORA OF POLITICAL ENTITIES PTOLOMAEA TO THEIR GUESTS ATROPOS JUDECCA TO THEIR LORDS AND BENEFACTORS AGAINST GOD HE HAD THREE FACES: ONE IN FRONT BLOODRED; AND THEN ANOTHER TWO, JUST ABOVE THE MIDPOINT OF EACH SHOULDER, JOINED THE FIRST; AND AT THE CROWN, ALL THREE WERE REATTACHED; THE RIGHT LOOKED SOMEWHAT YELLOW, SOMEWHAT WHITE; THE LEFT IN ITS APPEARANCE WAS LIKE THOSE WHO COME FROM WHERE THE NILE, DESCENDING, FLOWS LEVIATHANASMODEUSBELPHEGORMAMMONBEELZEBUBLUCIFERSATAN THE END IS NIGH..................................................................
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User avatar #192 - beardgasm (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I do not remember ever pissing myself, but I do remember one time I was 6 or 7 and playing with a friend. I liked to hold in ***** and I was doing it then, but the pressure was too much and a Twinkie sized turd came out. I quickly made up an excuse to return to my house down the street and I rode my bike home with one asscheek on the bike seat, the turd hanging down in my underwear, swinging around like an old mans testicles. No idea if my friend knew or not.
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#143 - lorddrakaar (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>lunch chow time
>get challenged to a chocolate milk chugging contest
>beat the **** out of the competition - 5 bottles
>mega **** building up
>end of the day
>trying to clench the blowhole till the bus arrives
>nasty wet **** fills underwear like a ******* balloon
>stay as far away from everyone as I can
>never caught
User avatar #109 - machobeasttwo (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 11-12
>sitting in class, teacher reading
>raise hand for a long ******* time
>holding piss like Hoover Dam in my pants
>squirming and wiggling, trying so hard to hold this tidal wave
> teacher keeps reading
>finally get her attention
>I GOTTA PISS!
> piss on way to bathroom
> ******************
>in bathroom trying to decide what to do
>faucet came on hard and sprayed all over
>walk back to class, soaked in my own piss
>teacher cleaning up piss trail on floor
>tells me to go to nurse
>have to walk half way across school in soiled shorts
>everyone new I pissed
User avatar #38 - maxxdavison (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody knew............... until I told everyone.
User avatar #98 - soopergrover (04/24/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#93 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
shocking number of /b/tards on funnyjunk this evening...
please kill yourselves
#56 - bdowns (04/23/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Made me blow air out my nose **
#5 - mondprinzessin (04/23/2013) [-]
like a hero
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