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User avatar #269 - milthyfoustache (04/24/2013) [-]
>Year 7
>Need to piss with the force of a thousand suns on crack
>Start running to toilets
>No time to ask slutty bitch teacher
> ******* piss explosion in corridor
>Leave school and go home
>Somehow teachers didn't notice/care
>Got away with it
User avatar #212 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#304 to #212 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #178 - ZoeZamboni (04/24/2013) [-]
I pissed myself once. In 4th grade. Thank god it was at the very end of that day though, so nobody found out.
User avatar #153 - Whetstone ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Grow up with a chest deformity.
>After 16 years, finally get surgery
>Because it was a long surgery, I had to have a catheter so I wouldn't piss myself during surgery
>Day two of recovery after surgery.
>Doctors decide that I've recovered well enough to go pee on my own
>They pull out catheter but I get a weird pain in my urethra
> ***************** .jpg
>I think that it probably is just normal
>Feel the urge to go to the bathroom later
>Enter bathroom, try to pee
>It's not working.
>whatever, I'll try again later.
>Nurses come in, ask if I want it put back in. I say no.
>12 hours go by. I'm in excruciating pain
>Feels like a 6 megaton atom bomb is about to blow in my bladder
>Bladder has built up so much piss, However, I still can't piss.
>Demand for another catheter. They say that they will prepare for another one.
>1 hour later they finally come to my room to put my catheter back in.
>I literally am crying from the pain, it hurts so bad.
>Suddenly become scared because I realize that I'm about to experience a long tube being shoved up my urethra while being conscience.
>They insert it.
>idontknowhowtoreact.jpg
>to be continued...
#128 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 9th grader 3rd day of school
>have to take a mega dump, like the weight of the world pushing on my guts
>ask to go to bathroom
>teacher says "wait like 2 minutes"
>finally get out and make it to bathroom
>on fridays before basketball games they close the bathrooms to everyone so they stay clean
>forget and walk to those
>well needless to say.... i **** a big ol diarrhea in my pants and had to go home
>nice teacher understood i was sick (i told her i was) and gave me her jacket to cover up while i went to the bathroom to clean up.
>no one ever found out about the day i call the " ********** "
#124 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
******* brilliant!
#103 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>pissing in urinal
>put dick in pants. still pissing. **** .
>pants leg is soaked
>panic but decide to play it cool try to hide it. whole day passes, not caught.
>ffw to 10th grade lunch
>somehow got on subject of people wetting themselves in public
>Everyone looks at me."Hey anon do you have any stories like that?"Everyone busts out laughing.
They knew.
#71 - Nameloc (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me
>be in 1st grade
>sitting down in class before lunch
>accidentally piss pants
> ****** .jpg
>class is getting up to line up for lunch
>realize how long my hand-me-down shirt is
>hold shirt downwards
>it covers piss spot
>do that anytime I had to get up/ walk

MFW I would piss my pants in school and no one would know.
MFW That went on until early 3rd grade.
User avatar #38 - maxxdavison (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody knew............... until I told everyone.
User avatar #98 - soopergrover (04/24/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#56 - bdowns (04/23/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Made me blow air out my nose **
#5 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
like a hero
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