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#210 - kamehamehanurd
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#306 to #210 - generalwatergate
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(08/21/2013) [-]
and the dark lord Satan shall devour the body...........................hasfhauinccbywqcbqyvbchvsghajgfashhjghjghjgdhjxbh gdwqdjwqojexwxhndbcfvavdhjd c nfmttu8v5jvn5vn85vmclsctjchfdhjdhdjdjdgdjfdhfbgbbndndjchchhdhdghjghghghguf5y5fhh jkdhvkshcakchnk cjsahfjkhjcafHDJASXHNCWEVOWC HAWO NRHOMWRCOCQMQCNCJXKXJJDMJCMCMCMCMCMCMCMMMCCMCMCMHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELL HELL666 SATAN THE ANTICHRIST THE BEAST THE UNHOLY TRINITY REVELATIONS SATANLEVIATHANLUCIFERBELIALAMONAZAZELLEGIONMEPHISTOPHELES THE DRAGON THE FALSE PROPHET ABADDON THE ABYSS THE LAKE OF FIRE LIMBO LUST GLUTTONY CERBERUS GREED AVARICIOUS PRODIGAL PLUTO ANGER ALECTO MEGAERA TISIPHONE MEDUSA STYX HERESY VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE AND PROPERTY PHLEGETHON CENTAURS AGAINST SELF SUICIDES PROFLIGATES HARPIES AGAINST GOD BLASPHEMERS AGAINST NATURE SODOMITES USURERS FRAUD GERYON MALEBOLGE PANDERERS SEDUCERS FLATTERERS SIMONY SORCERERS ASTROLOGERS FALSE PROPHETS BARRATORS MALEBRANCHE MALACODA HYPOCRITES THIEVES CACUS DRAGON SNAKES LIZARDS CIANFA FRAUDULENT ADVISERS SOWERS OF DISCORD ALCHEMISTS COUNTERFEITERS PERJURERS IMPOSTORS TREACHERY NIMROD EPHIALTES BRIAREUS TITYOS TYPHON ANTAEUS COCYTUS CAINA OF KINDRED ANTENORA OF POLITICAL ENTITIES PTOLOMAEA TO THEIR GUESTS ATROPOS JUDECCA TO THEIR LORDS AND BENEFACTORS AGAINST GOD HE HAD THREE FACES: ONE IN FRONT BLOODRED; AND THEN ANOTHER TWO, JUST ABOVE THE MIDPOINT OF EACH SHOULDER, JOINED THE FIRST; AND AT THE CROWN, ALL THREE WERE REATTACHED; THE RIGHT LOOKED SOMEWHAT YELLOW, SOMEWHAT WHITE; THE LEFT IN ITS APPEARANCE WAS LIKE THOSE WHO COME FROM WHERE THE NILE, DESCENDING, FLOWS LEVIATHANASMODEUSBELPHEGORMAMMONBEELZEBUBLUCIFERSATAN THE END IS NIGH..................................................................
#207 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
> be 7
> dad picks me up from school in van dad is acting really weird
> ask him what's wrong says he ate some really bad fast food and has to **** bricks
> quickly drives to closest rest stop run into gas station one of those stupid single bathroom things with locks someone is in there
> dad is frantically running around having to **** person casually walks out dad runs as do I
> dad pulls down pants miserably fails at aiming **** is ******* everywhere dad is so happy after relief i stand in horror at all the ******* **** on walls dad soon realizes what he has done
> he ******* panics standing there naked in front of 7 year old with big hairy **** coated ass tells me to give him my socks and shirt > he starts wiping up **** into socks and shirthands me back clothes says to run out and don't stop until we reach truck
> open door like 10 people outside my dad and i awkwardly walk out of store half naked with socks full of **** You can't make this up
#143 - lorddrakaar
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>lunch chow time
>get challenged to a chocolate milk chugging contest
>beat the **** out of the competition - 5 bottles
>mega **** building up
>end of the day
>trying to clench the blowhole till the bus arrives
>nasty wet **** fills underwear like a ******* balloon
>stay as far away from everyone as I can
>never caught
#134 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>first day of school
>had to pee the whole day but i thought i could just wait till i got home
>last period of the day
>i have to piss really bad, can't hold it much longer
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>she says no
>i know can't hold it
>ask again saying it's an emergency
>says yes
#135 to #134 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>walk calmly out of classroom
>******* tornado sprint to the bathroom anticipating sweet relief
>every bathroom has been LOCKED
>ohdeargodno.jpg
>go back to class
>c'mon you can do it just 2 more ******* minutes
>pelvic floor muscle energy almost depleted
>no no NO NO THIS IS NOT GOOD
#136 to #135 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>can't hold it anymore, start pissing
>sitting in a chair, so my pants are ******* soaked
>this is it, game over
>bell rings right as i finish
>OH WHAT THE ******* ****
>wipe the puddle of piss off the chair and splash it in front of me
>the guy sitting across from me looks down at his legs like wtf
>run the **** out of class covering my crotch area with my binder

not a good start to a year.
#103 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>pissing in urinal
>put dick in pants. still pissing.****.
>pants leg is soaked
>panic but decide to play it cool try to hide it. whole day passes, not caught.
>ffw to 10th grade lunch
>somehow got on subject of people wetting themselves in public
>Everyone looks at me."Hey anon do you have any stories like that?"Everyone busts out laughing.
They knew.
#61 - obligatoryusername
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I have a good story from when I was younger:


> Grade 1
> Have yet master ancient art of bladder control
> Needed to piss real bad
> Teacher would only acknowledge kids who lined up in front of her desk
> At the time we were handing in some stupid assignment
> 15+ kids in front of me
> All taking their sweet dandy ass time
> At this point, only Poseidon may hold back the salty torrent that is soon to come
> 4 kids in front of me, I can make it
> lolnope.jpg
> The deluge of the my wee serpent's tears drowned my pants
> Piss all over the floor going under the desk and touching my teachers shoes
> The gods have blessed me with luck
> Wearing black pants so it is hard to notice
> Only 1 kid noticed, teacher was preoccupied with kids
> Tell him I spilt water
> Terrible lie, he was behind me the whole time and no receptacle of water in sight
> ******* fell for it
>Wipe what I can with some tissue I had in my pocket
> Manage to get away with pissing my pants
#39 - kenwordo
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(04/23/2013) [-]
until now
#27 - vatra
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I know it is not healthy, but when necessary I can hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. I think they longest I've held it was about two days. It hurts like a mother bitch though, right at the kidneys.
#1 - mulk
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(04/23/2013) [-]
how weird would it be to see a similar reaction to something like this. someone ***** on the floor, and then feeds the dog laxatives so he ***** all over the floor and noone would notice...
#98 - soopergrover
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(04/24/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#56 - bdowns
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(04/23/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Made me blow air out my nose **
#5 - mondprinzessin
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(04/23/2013) [-]
like a hero