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#207 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
> be 7
> dad picks me up from school in van dad is acting really weird
> ask him what's wrong says he ate some really bad fast food and has to **** bricks
> quickly drives to closest rest stop run into gas station one of those stupid single bathroom things with locks someone is in there
> dad is frantically running around having to **** person casually walks out dad runs as do I
> dad pulls down pants miserably fails at aiming **** is ******* everywhere dad is so happy after relief i stand in horror at all the ******* **** on walls dad soon realizes what he has done
> he ******* panics standing there naked in front of 7 year old with big hairy **** coated ass tells me to give him my socks and shirt > he starts wiping up **** into socks and shirthands me back clothes says to run out and don't stop until we reach truck
> open door like 10 people outside my dad and i awkwardly walk out of store half naked with socks full of **** You can't make this up
User avatar #195 - cazabrow (04/24/2013) [-]
If your pants are already completely ******* soaked with piss....they're gonna leave a strong unmissable stench...
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#184 - dgarcia (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in fourth grade
>suddenly feel urge to unload jet stream with fire truck hose pressure
>ask to go the restroom
>five minutes till lunch, teacher says u can wait
>assigned line leader
> ******* You need to login to view this link
>pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase with every step
>make it to cafeteria
>taco salad day
> **** yeah pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase to jabba the hut size with every bite
>pray to the gods for willpower
>line leader on our way back once again
>leading the line to the restrooms as usual after lunch
> ******* five feet to go I feel the warmth of my sweet bladder nectar running fun my leg
>release so orgasmic my eyes water and nose gets runny
>wearing briefs over gym shorts over giant cargo pants cuz I was thug like that
>pass the facial waterworks for allergies
>went the rest of the day with piss in my pants
>everything went better than expected
#143 - lorddrakaar (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>lunch chow time
>get challenged to a chocolate milk chugging contest
>beat the **** out of the competition - 5 bottles
>mega **** building up
>end of the day
>trying to clench the blowhole till the bus arrives
>nasty wet **** fills underwear like a ******* balloon
>stay as far away from everyone as I can
>never caught
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User avatar #118 - koalasonfire (04/24/2013) [-]
In fourth grade I **** my pants and just went with everyone saying what is that smell?
So I asked to go to the bathroom, and some of the kids I knew wore shortsinstead of undies , so I go in the bathroom and see some pants and shorts under the stall and I stole the kid's shorts, went through the day, and the next day left them in the lost and found, covered in skid marks.
User avatar #109 - machobeasttwo (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 11-12
>sitting in class, teacher reading
>raise hand for a long ******* time
>holding piss like Hoover Dam in my pants
>squirming and wiggling, trying so hard to hold this tidal wave
> teacher keeps reading
>finally get her attention
>I GOTTA PISS!
> piss on way to bathroom
> ******************
>in bathroom trying to decide what to do
>faucet came on hard and sprayed all over
>walk back to class, soaked in my own piss
>teacher cleaning up piss trail on floor
>tells me to go to nurse
>have to walk half way across school in soiled shorts
>everyone new I pissed
User avatar #1 - mulk (04/23/2013) [-]
how weird would it be to see a similar reaction to something like this. someone ***** on the floor, and then feeds the dog laxatives so he ***** all over the floor and noone would notice...
User avatar #98 - soopergrover (04/24/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#56 - bdowns (04/23/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Made me blow air out my nose **
#5 - mondprinzessin (04/23/2013) [-]
like a hero
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