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User avatar #214 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#302 to #214 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
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#184 - dgarcia (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in fourth grade
>suddenly feel urge to unload jet stream with fire truck hose pressure
>ask to go the restroom
>five minutes till lunch, teacher says u can wait
>assigned line leader
> ******* You need to login to view this link
>pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase with every step
>make it to cafeteria
>taco salad day
> **** yeah pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase to jabba the hut size with every bite
>pray to the gods for willpower
>line leader on our way back once again
>leading the line to the restrooms as usual after lunch
> ******* five feet to go I feel the warmth of my sweet bladder nectar running fun my leg
>release so orgasmic my eyes water and nose gets runny
>wearing briefs over gym shorts over giant cargo pants cuz I was thug like that
>pass the facial waterworks for allergies
>went the rest of the day with piss in my pants
>everything went better than expected
#157 - jblackmetal (04/24/2013) [-]
I never asked permission. Just grabbed the hall pass and said something like, "Gotta use the bathroom, sir/ma'am." But i did piss myself on a field trip once because we went to Bidwell Park in Chico, Ca and I got massively high and was afraid to draw attention to myself.   
   
Anyone been to Bidwell?
I never asked permission. Just grabbed the hall pass and said something like, "Gotta use the bathroom, sir/ma'am." But i did piss myself on a field trip once because we went to Bidwell Park in Chico, Ca and I got massively high and was afraid to draw attention to myself.

Anyone been to Bidwell?
#137 - nyxeos (04/24/2013) [-]
>Grade 5 French class   
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom   
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class   
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency   
>Pisses instead right there in class   
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him   
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again   
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
>Grade 5 French class
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency
>Pisses instead right there in class
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
User avatar #109 - machobeasttwo (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 11-12
>sitting in class, teacher reading
>raise hand for a long ******* time
>holding piss like Hoover Dam in my pants
>squirming and wiggling, trying so hard to hold this tidal wave
> teacher keeps reading
>finally get her attention
>I GOTTA PISS!
> piss on way to bathroom
> ******************
>in bathroom trying to decide what to do
>faucet came on hard and sprayed all over
>walk back to class, soaked in my own piss
>teacher cleaning up piss trail on floor
>tells me to go to nurse
>have to walk half way across school in soiled shorts
>everyone new I pissed
User avatar #92 - HayleyWilliams (04/24/2013) [-]
In my junior year in high school, one of the senior boys wouldn't let a freshman use the bathroom and he **** himself in the hallway...
User avatar #48 - aerius (04/23/2013) [-]
'The piss ruse was a... distaction.'
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#91 to #4 - Womens Study Major (04/24/2013) [-]
Thank you raptor jesus for the hide-all button
User avatar #1 - mulk (04/23/2013) [-]
how weird would it be to see a similar reaction to something like this. someone ***** on the floor, and then feeds the dog laxatives so he ***** all over the floor and noone would notice...
User avatar #98 - soopergrover (04/24/2013) [-]
tl;dr
#56 - bdowns (04/23/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Made me blow air out my nose **
#5 - mondprinzessin (04/23/2013) [-]
like a hero
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