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#300 - anon id: 08ee9126
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>be in 5th grade
>on swing set with friend ,love to swing and ****
>have to pee, hate school restrooms
>swinging all high
>get to the top
>stomach drops
>pee everywhere.jpg
>friend sees, make her swear to tell no one
>walk out of school, jacket tied around waste, still look bomb as ****.jpg
>mfw nobody else ever knew
User avatar #269 - milthyfoustache
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Year 7
>Need to piss with the force of a thousand suns on crack
>Start running to toilets
>No time to ask slutty bitch teacher
>******* piss explosion in corridor
>Leave school and go home
>Somehow teachers didn't notice/care
>Got away with it
User avatar #265 - nastoy
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in 3rd grade
>Apperently i had caught some decease, but didn't feel sick.
>The entire first ½ of the day in school goes fine
>Lunch time
>open my lunchbox, i got a small yogurt **** YEAH, LOVE THAT STRAWBERRY TASTE
>Eat that ****
>Stomach reflexes goes ******** crazy and i instantly puke.
User avatar #212 - kamehamehanurd
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#304 to #212 - generalwatergate
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(08/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #210 - kamehamehanurd
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#306 to #210 - generalwatergate
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and the dark lord Satan shall devour the body...........................hasfhauinccbywqcbqyvbchvsghajgfashhjghjghjgdhjxbh gdwqdjwqojexwxhndbcfvavdhjd c nfmttu8v5jvn5vn85vmclsctjchfdhjdhdjdjdgdjfdhfbgbbndndjchchhdhdghjghghghguf5y5fhh jkdhvkshcakchnk cjsahfjkhjcafHDJASXHNCWEVOWC HAWO NRHOMWRCOCQMQCNCJXKXJJDMJCMCMCMCMCMCMCMMMCCMCMCMHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELL HELL666 SATAN THE ANTICHRIST THE BEAST THE UNHOLY TRINITY REVELATIONS SATANLEVIATHANLUCIFERBELIALAMONAZAZELLEGIONMEPHISTOPHELES THE DRAGON THE FALSE PROPHET ABADDON THE ABYSS THE LAKE OF FIRE LIMBO LUST GLUTTONY CERBERUS GREED AVARICIOUS PRODIGAL PLUTO ANGER ALECTO MEGAERA TISIPHONE MEDUSA STYX HERESY VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE AND PROPERTY PHLEGETHON CENTAURS AGAINST SELF SUICIDES PROFLIGATES HARPIES AGAINST GOD BLASPHEMERS AGAINST NATURE SODOMITES USURERS FRAUD GERYON MALEBOLGE PANDERERS SEDUCERS FLATTERERS SIMONY SORCERERS ASTROLOGERS FALSE PROPHETS BARRATORS MALEBRANCHE MALACODA HYPOCRITES THIEVES CACUS DRAGON SNAKES LIZARDS CIANFA FRAUDULENT ADVISERS SOWERS OF DISCORD ALCHEMISTS COUNTERFEITERS PERJURERS IMPOSTORS TREACHERY NIMROD EPHIALTES BRIAREUS TITYOS TYPHON ANTAEUS COCYTUS CAINA OF KINDRED ANTENORA OF POLITICAL ENTITIES PTOLOMAEA TO THEIR GUESTS ATROPOS JUDECCA TO THEIR LORDS AND BENEFACTORS AGAINST GOD HE HAD THREE FACES: ONE IN FRONT BLOODRED; AND THEN ANOTHER TWO, JUST ABOVE THE MIDPOINT OF EACH SHOULDER, JOINED THE FIRST; AND AT THE CROWN, ALL THREE WERE REATTACHED; THE RIGHT LOOKED SOMEWHAT YELLOW, SOMEWHAT WHITE; THE LEFT IN ITS APPEARANCE WAS LIKE THOSE WHO COME FROM WHERE THE NILE, DESCENDING, FLOWS LEVIATHANASMODEUSBELPHEGORMAMMONBEELZEBUBLUCIFERSATAN THE END IS NIGH..................................................................
#207 - anon id: df7cfe07
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(04/24/2013) [-]
> be 7
> dad picks me up from school in van dad is acting really weird
> ask him what's wrong says he ate some really bad fast food and has to **** bricks
> quickly drives to closest rest stop run into gas station one of those stupid single bathroom things with locks someone is in there
> dad is frantically running around having to **** person casually walks out dad runs as do I
> dad pulls down pants miserably fails at aiming **** is ******* everywhere dad is so happy after relief i stand in horror at all the ******* **** on walls dad soon realizes what he has done
> he ******* panics standing there naked in front of 7 year old with big hairy **** coated ass tells me to give him my socks and shirt > he starts wiping up **** into socks and shirthands me back clothes says to run out and don't stop until we reach truck
> open door like 10 people outside my dad and i awkwardly walk out of store half naked with socks full of **** You can't make this up
User avatar #195 - cazabrow
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(04/24/2013) [-]
If your pants are already completely ******* soaked with piss....they're gonna leave a strong unmissable stench...
#184 - dgarcia
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in fourth grade
>suddenly feel urge to unload jet stream with fire truck hose pressure
>ask to go the restroom
>five minutes till lunch, teacher says u can wait
>assigned line leader
>******* You need to login to view this link
>pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase with every step
>make it to cafeteria
>taco salad day
>**** yeah pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase to jabba the hut size with every bite
>pray to the gods for willpower
>line leader on our way back once again
>leading the line to the restrooms as usual after lunch
> ******* five feet to go I feel the warmth of my sweet bladder nectar running fun my leg
>release so orgasmic my eyes water and nose gets runny
>wearing briefs over gym shorts over giant cargo pants cuz I was thug like that
>pass the facial waterworks for allergies
>went the rest of the day with piss in my pants
>everything went better than expected
#176 - illutvar
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User avatar #168 - raigen
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I pissed myself once... just once.... it was god awful.... I also **** myself once too... the dreaded shart...
**** you thought was a fart....
#143 - lorddrakaar
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>lunch chow time
>get challenged to a chocolate milk chugging contest
>beat the **** out of the competition - 5 bottles
>mega **** building up
>end of the day
>trying to clench the blowhole till the bus arrives
>nasty wet **** fills underwear like a ******* balloon
>stay as far away from everyone as I can
>never caught
#134 - anon id: b02b541b
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>first day of school
>had to pee the whole day but i thought i could just wait till i got home
>last period of the day
>i have to piss really bad, can't hold it much longer
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>she says no
>i know can't hold it
>ask again saying it's an emergency
>says yes
#135 to #134 - anon id: b02b541b
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>walk calmly out of classroom
>******* tornado sprint to the bathroom anticipating sweet relief
>every bathroom has been LOCKED
>ohdeargodno.jpg
>go back to class
>c'mon you can do it just 2 more ******* minutes
>pelvic floor muscle energy almost depleted
>no no NO NO THIS IS NOT GOOD
#136 to #135 - anon id: b02b541b
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>can't hold it anymore, start pissing
>sitting in a chair, so my pants are ******* soaked
>this is it, game over
>bell rings right as i finish
>OH WHAT THE ******* ****
>wipe the puddle of piss off the chair and splash it in front of me
>the guy sitting across from me looks down at his legs like wtf
>run the **** out of class covering my crotch area with my binder

not a good start to a year.
User avatar #118 - koalasonfire
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(04/24/2013) [-]
In fourth grade I **** my pants and just went with everyone saying what is that smell?
So I asked to go to the bathroom, and some of the kids I knew wore shortsinstead of undies , so I go in the bathroom and see some pants and shorts under the stall and I stole the kid's shorts, went through the day, and the next day left them in the lost and found, covered in skid marks.
User avatar #109 - machobeasttwo
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be 11-12
>sitting in class, teacher reading
>raise hand for a long ******* time
>holding piss like Hoover Dam in my pants
>squirming and wiggling, trying so hard to hold this tidal wave
> teacher keeps reading
>finally get her attention
>I GOTTA PISS!
> piss on way to bathroom
>******************
>in bathroom trying to decide what to do
>faucet came on hard and sprayed all over
>walk back to class, soaked in my own piss
>teacher cleaning up piss trail on floor
>tells me to go to nurse
>have to walk half way across school in soiled shorts
>everyone new I pissed
#103 - anon id: 968a39d1
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>pissing in urinal
>put dick in pants. still pissing.****.
>pants leg is soaked
>panic but decide to play it cool try to hide it. whole day passes, not caught.
>ffw to 10th grade lunch
>somehow got on subject of people wetting themselves in public
>Everyone looks at me."Hey anon do you have any stories like that?"Everyone busts out laughing.
They knew.
User avatar #94 - errdayimfjing
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I also pissed myself in elementary school, but then I just doused my pants with water, and it looked like I had on some really dark blue jeans. But luckily no one found out... At least I don't think anyone did.
User avatar #92 - HayleyWilliams
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(04/24/2013) [-]
In my junior year in high school, one of the senior boys wouldn't let a freshman use the bathroom and he **** himself in the hallway...
#61 - obligatoryusername
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I have a good story from when I was younger:


> Grade 1
> Have yet master ancient art of bladder control
> Needed to piss real bad
> Teacher would only acknowledge kids who lined up in front of her desk
> At the time we were handing in some stupid assignment
> 15+ kids in front of me
> All taking their sweet dandy ass time
> At this point, only Poseidon may hold back the salty torrent that is soon to come
> 4 kids in front of me, I can make it
> lolnope.jpg
> The deluge of the my wee serpent's tears drowned my pants
> Piss all over the floor going under the desk and touching my teachers shoes
> The gods have blessed me with luck
> Wearing black pants so it is hard to notice
> Only 1 kid noticed, teacher was preoccupied with kids
> Tell him I spilt water
> Terrible lie, he was behind me the whole time and no receptacle of water in sight
> ******* fell for it
>Wipe what I can with some tissue I had in my pocket
> Manage to get away with pissing my pants
User avatar #39 - kenwordo
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(04/23/2013) [-]
until now
User avatar #1 - mulk
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(04/23/2013) [-]
how weird would it be to see a similar reaction to something like this. someone ***** on the floor, and then feeds the dog laxatives so he ***** all over the floor and noone would notice...