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#267 - flieslikepies (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in second grade
>Playing in the woods with some friends
>waiting for my mom to pick me up after school
>Noticed I needed to pee
>Didn't feel like peeing at the time
>A few minutes later I really had to pee
>Ran to a tree
>Crashed into the tree
>Passed out
>Flood gates opened
User avatar #241 - lorkhan ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in 7th grade
>Girl I like sits with her best friend in a couch
>I am to nervous to say hello so I just move on
>She and her friend says hello and wave their hands
>I turn around and thank the lord for her noticing me
>I say hello back
>She says something I couldn't understand or hear
>She points to a chair infront of her I believe
>I have no idea what she wants and to not look like a fool I slowly remove myself from the area
>Beta as ****
User avatar #214 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#302 to #214 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #213 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#303 to #213 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
and the dark lord Satan shall devour the body...........................hasfhauinccbywqcbqyvbchvsghajgfashhjghjghjgdhjxbh gdwqdjwqojexwxhndbcfvavdhjd c nfmttu8v5jvn5vn85vmclsctjchfdhjdhdjdjdgdjfdhfbgbbndndjchchhdhdghjghghghguf5y5fhh jkdhvkshcakchnk cjsahfjkhjcafHDJASXHNCWEVOWC HAWO NRHOMWRCOCQMQCNCJXKXJJDMJCMCMCMCMCMCMCMMMCCMCMCMHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELL HELL666 SATAN THE ANTICHRIST THE BEAST THE UNHOLY TRINITY REVELATIONS SATANLEVIATHANLUCIFERBELIALAMONAZAZELLEGIONMEPHISTOPHELES THE DRAGON THE FALSE PROPHET ABADDON THE ABYSS THE LAKE OF FIRE LIMBO LUST GLUTTONY CERBERUS GREED AVARICIOUS PRODIGAL PLUTO ANGER ALECTO MEGAERA TISIPHONE MEDUSA STYX HERESY VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE AND PROPERTY PHLEGETHON CENTAURS AGAINST SELF SUICIDES PROFLIGATES HARPIES AGAINST GOD BLASPHEMERS AGAINST NATURE SODOMITES USURERS FRAUD GERYON MALEBOLGE PANDERERS SEDUCERS FLATTERERS SIMONY SORCERERS ASTROLOGERS FALSE PROPHETS BARRATORS MALEBRANCHE MALACODA HYPOCRITES THIEVES CACUS DRAGON SNAKES LIZARDS CIANFA FRAUDULENT ADVISERS SOWERS OF DISCORD ALCHEMISTS COUNTERFEITERS PERJURERS IMPOSTORS TREACHERY NIMROD EPHIALTES BRIAREUS TITYOS TYPHON ANTAEUS COCYTUS CAINA OF KINDRED ANTENORA OF POLITICAL ENTITIES PTOLOMAEA TO THEIR GUESTS ATROPOS JUDECCA TO THEIR LORDS AND BENEFACTORS AGAINST GOD HE HAD THREE FACES: ONE IN FRONT BLOODRED; AND THEN ANOTHER TWO, JUST ABOVE THE MIDPOINT OF EACH SHOULDER, JOINED THE FIRST; AND AT THE CROWN, ALL THREE WERE REATTACHED; THE RIGHT LOOKED SOMEWHAT YELLOW, SOMEWHAT WHITE; THE LEFT IN ITS APPEARANCE WAS LIKE THOSE WHO COME FROM WHERE THE NILE, DESCENDING, FLOWS LEVIATHANASMODEUSBELPHEGORMAMMONBEELZEBUBLUCIFERSATAN THE END IS NIGH..................................................................
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User avatar #195 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
If your pants are already completely ******* soaked with piss....they're gonna leave a strong unmissable stench...
User avatar #192 - beardgasm (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I do not remember ever pissing myself, but I do remember one time I was 6 or 7 and playing with a friend. I liked to hold in ***** and I was doing it then, but the pressure was too much and a Twinkie sized turd came out. I quickly made up an excuse to return to my house down the street and I rode my bike home with one asscheek on the bike seat, the turd hanging down in my underwear, swinging around like an old mans testicles. No idea if my friend knew or not.
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#184 - dgarcia (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in fourth grade
>suddenly feel urge to unload jet stream with fire truck hose pressure
>ask to go the restroom
>five minutes till lunch, teacher says u can wait
>assigned line leader
> ******* You need to login to view this link
>pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase with every step
>make it to cafeteria
>taco salad day
> **** yeah pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase to jabba the hut size with every bite
>pray to the gods for willpower
>line leader on our way back once again
>leading the line to the restrooms as usual after lunch
> ******* five feet to go I feel the warmth of my sweet bladder nectar running fun my leg
>release so orgasmic my eyes water and nose gets runny
>wearing briefs over gym shorts over giant cargo pants cuz I was thug like that
>pass the facial waterworks for allergies
>went the rest of the day with piss in my pants
>everything went better than expected
User avatar #168 - raigen (04/24/2013) [-]
I pissed myself once... just once.... it was god awful.... I also **** myself once too... the dreaded shart...
**** you thought was a fart....
User avatar #144 - garbagebrain (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in seventh grade
>Standardized testing time
>Not allowed to talk or leave the room or anything like that
>Girl named Erin raises her hand
>Teacher ignores her because of rules
>Erin's hand stays raised for several minutes, still no acknowledgement from teacher
>See tears silently running down her face
>The dam breaks, pee everywhere
>Busts out in tears
>Known only as the girl who pissed her pants all through high school
#143 - lorddrakaar (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>lunch chow time
>get challenged to a chocolate milk chugging contest
>beat the **** out of the competition - 5 bottles
>mega **** building up
>end of the day
>trying to clench the blowhole till the bus arrives
>nasty wet **** fills underwear like a ******* balloon
>stay as far away from everyone as I can
>never caught
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User avatar #109 - machobeasttwo (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 11-12
>sitting in class, teacher reading
>raise hand for a long ******* time
>holding piss like Hoover Dam in my pants
>squirming and wiggling, trying so hard to hold this tidal wave
> teacher keeps reading
>finally get her attention
>I GOTTA PISS!
> piss on way to bathroom
> ******************
>in bathroom trying to decide what to do
>faucet came on hard and sprayed all over
>walk back to class, soaked in my own piss
>teacher cleaning up piss trail on floor
>tells me to go to nurse
>have to walk half way across school in soiled shorts
>everyone new I pissed
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User avatar #105 - icanflyy (04/24/2013) [-]
but now the internet knows.
#103 - CIS White Male (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>pissing in urinal
>put dick in pants. still pissing. **** .
>pants leg is soaked
>panic but decide to play it cool try to hide it. whole day passes, not caught.
>ffw to 10th grade lunch
>somehow got on subject of people wetting themselves in public
>Everyone looks at me."Hey anon do you have any stories like that?"Everyone busts out laughing.
They knew.
#71 - Nameloc (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me
>be in 1st grade
>sitting down in class before lunch
>accidentally piss pants
> ****** .jpg
>class is getting up to line up for lunch
>realize how long my hand-me-down shirt is
>hold shirt downwards
>it covers piss spot
>do that anytime I had to get up/ walk

MFW I would piss my pants in school and no one would know.
MFW That went on until early 3rd grade.
User avatar #39 - kenwordo (04/23/2013) [-]
until now
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#91 to #4 - CIS White Male (04/24/2013) [-]
Thank you raptor jesus for the hide-all button
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