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#300 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
>be in 5th grade
>on swing set with friend ,love to swing and ****
>have to pee, hate school restrooms
>swinging all high
>get to the top
>stomach drops
>pee everywhere.jpg
>friend sees, make her swear to tell no one
>walk out of school, jacket tied around waste, still look bomb as **** .jpg
>mfw nobody else ever knew
#271 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
>3rd grade at new school
> In class on computers and get sudden urge to piss
>ask teacher If I can go to the toilet, she says I should have gone at lunch
>10 minutes later ask teacher again and tell her I am about to piss my pants
>She tells me "wet your pants then, you should have gone at lunch"
>beg her to let me go, but the bitch ignores me
>5 mins later end up pissing my pants, because she didn't let me go none notices
>End of class when everyone is gone get up leaving a puddle of piss on the seat
>Teacher yells me for not going to toilet
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#302 to #214 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #213 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#303 to #213 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
and the dark lord Satan shall devour the body...........................hasfhauinccbywqcbqyvbchvsghajgfashhjghjghjgdhjxbh gdwqdjwqojexwxhndbcfvavdhjd c nfmttu8v5jvn5vn85vmclsctjchfdhjdhdjdjdgdjfdhfbgbbndndjchchhdhdghjghghghguf5y5fhh jkdhvkshcakchnk cjsahfjkhjcafHDJASXHNCWEVOWC HAWO NRHOMWRCOCQMQCNCJXKXJJDMJCMCMCMCMCMCMCMMMCCMCMCMHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELL HELL666 SATAN THE ANTICHRIST THE BEAST THE UNHOLY TRINITY REVELATIONS SATANLEVIATHANLUCIFERBELIALAMONAZAZELLEGIONMEPHISTOPHELES THE DRAGON THE FALSE PROPHET ABADDON THE ABYSS THE LAKE OF FIRE LIMBO LUST GLUTTONY CERBERUS GREED AVARICIOUS PRODIGAL PLUTO ANGER ALECTO MEGAERA TISIPHONE MEDUSA STYX HERESY VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE AND PROPERTY PHLEGETHON CENTAURS AGAINST SELF SUICIDES PROFLIGATES HARPIES AGAINST GOD BLASPHEMERS AGAINST NATURE SODOMITES USURERS FRAUD GERYON MALEBOLGE PANDERERS SEDUCERS FLATTERERS SIMONY SORCERERS ASTROLOGERS FALSE PROPHETS BARRATORS MALEBRANCHE MALACODA HYPOCRITES THIEVES CACUS DRAGON SNAKES LIZARDS CIANFA FRAUDULENT ADVISERS SOWERS OF DISCORD ALCHEMISTS COUNTERFEITERS PERJURERS IMPOSTORS TREACHERY NIMROD EPHIALTES BRIAREUS TITYOS TYPHON ANTAEUS COCYTUS CAINA OF KINDRED ANTENORA OF POLITICAL ENTITIES PTOLOMAEA TO THEIR GUESTS ATROPOS JUDECCA TO THEIR LORDS AND BENEFACTORS AGAINST GOD HE HAD THREE FACES: ONE IN FRONT BLOODRED; AND THEN ANOTHER TWO, JUST ABOVE THE MIDPOINT OF EACH SHOULDER, JOINED THE FIRST; AND AT THE CROWN, ALL THREE WERE REATTACHED; THE RIGHT LOOKED SOMEWHAT YELLOW, SOMEWHAT WHITE; THE LEFT IN ITS APPEARANCE WAS LIKE THOSE WHO COME FROM WHERE THE NILE, DESCENDING, FLOWS LEVIATHANASMODEUSBELPHEGORMAMMONBEELZEBUBLUCIFERSATAN THE END IS NIGH..................................................................
#207 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
> be 7
> dad picks me up from school in van dad is acting really weird
> ask him what's wrong says he ate some really bad fast food and has to **** bricks
> quickly drives to closest rest stop run into gas station one of those stupid single bathroom things with locks someone is in there
> dad is frantically running around having to **** person casually walks out dad runs as do I
> dad pulls down pants miserably fails at aiming **** is ******* everywhere dad is so happy after relief i stand in horror at all the ******* **** on walls dad soon realizes what he has done
> he ******* panics standing there naked in front of 7 year old with big hairy **** coated ass tells me to give him my socks and shirt > he starts wiping up **** into socks and shirthands me back clothes says to run out and don't stop until we reach truck
> open door like 10 people outside my dad and i awkwardly walk out of store half naked with socks full of **** You can't make this up
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#184 - dgarcia (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in fourth grade
>suddenly feel urge to unload jet stream with fire truck hose pressure
>ask to go the restroom
>five minutes till lunch, teacher says u can wait
>assigned line leader
> ******* You need to login to view this link
>pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase with every step
>make it to cafeteria
>taco salad day
> **** yeah pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase to jabba the hut size with every bite
>pray to the gods for willpower
>line leader on our way back once again
>leading the line to the restrooms as usual after lunch
> ******* five feet to go I feel the warmth of my sweet bladder nectar running fun my leg
>release so orgasmic my eyes water and nose gets runny
>wearing briefs over gym shorts over giant cargo pants cuz I was thug like that
>pass the facial waterworks for allergies
>went the rest of the day with piss in my pants
>everything went better than expected
#157 - jblackmetal (04/24/2013) [-]
I never asked permission. Just grabbed the hall pass and said something like, "Gotta use the bathroom, sir/ma'am." But i did piss myself on a field trip once because we went to Bidwell Park in Chico, Ca and I got massively high and was afraid to draw attention to myself.   
   
Anyone been to Bidwell?
I never asked permission. Just grabbed the hall pass and said something like, "Gotta use the bathroom, sir/ma'am." But i did piss myself on a field trip once because we went to Bidwell Park in Chico, Ca and I got massively high and was afraid to draw attention to myself.

Anyone been to Bidwell?
User avatar #153 - Whetstone (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Grow up with a chest deformity.
>After 16 years, finally get surgery
>Because it was a long surgery, I had to have a catheter so I wouldn't piss myself during surgery
>Day two of recovery after surgery.
>Doctors decide that I've recovered well enough to go pee on my own
>They pull out catheter but I get a weird pain in my urethra
> ***************** .jpg
>I think that it probably is just normal
>Feel the urge to go to the bathroom later
>Enter bathroom, try to pee
>It's not working.
>whatever, I'll try again later.
>Nurses come in, ask if I want it put back in. I say no.
>12 hours go by. I'm in excruciating pain
>Feels like a 6 megaton atom bomb is about to blow in my bladder
>Bladder has built up so much piss, However, I still can't piss.
>Demand for another catheter. They say that they will prepare for another one.
>1 hour later they finally come to my room to put my catheter back in.
>I literally am crying from the pain, it hurts so bad.
>Suddenly become scared because I realize that I'm about to experience a long tube being shoved up my urethra while being conscience.
>They insert it.
>idontknowhowtoreact.jpg
>to be continued...
#137 - nyxeos (04/24/2013) [-]
>Grade 5 French class   
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom   
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class   
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency   
>Pisses instead right there in class   
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him   
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again   
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
>Grade 5 French class
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency
>Pisses instead right there in class
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
#134 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me in 6th grade
>first day of school
>had to pee the whole day but i thought i could just wait till i got home
>last period of the day
>i have to piss really bad, can't hold it much longer
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>she says no
>i know can't hold it
>ask again saying it's an emergency
>says yes
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User avatar #109 - machobeasttwo (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 11-12
>sitting in class, teacher reading
>raise hand for a long ******* time
>holding piss like Hoover Dam in my pants
>squirming and wiggling, trying so hard to hold this tidal wave
> teacher keeps reading
>finally get her attention
>I GOTTA PISS!
> piss on way to bathroom
> ******************
>in bathroom trying to decide what to do
>faucet came on hard and sprayed all over
>walk back to class, soaked in my own piss
>teacher cleaning up piss trail on floor
>tells me to go to nurse
>have to walk half way across school in soiled shorts
>everyone new I pissed
User avatar #74 - Crimsonfox (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thatismyfetish.jpg
User avatar #48 - aerius (04/23/2013) [-]
'The piss ruse was a... distaction.'
User avatar #39 - kenwordo (04/23/2013) [-]
until now
#21 - tehphire (04/23/2013) [-]
All this talk about needing to piss makes me need to take a piss
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#91 to #4 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
Thank you raptor jesus for the hide-all button
User avatar #1 - mulk (04/23/2013) [-]
how weird would it be to see a similar reaction to something like this. someone ***** on the floor, and then feeds the dog laxatives so he ***** all over the floor and noone would notice...
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