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#271 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>3rd grade at new school
> In class on computers and get sudden urge to piss
>ask teacher If I can go to the toilet, she says I should have gone at lunch
>10 minutes later ask teacher again and tell her I am about to piss my pants
>She tells me "wet your pants then, you should have gone at lunch"
>beg her to let me go, but the bitch ignores me
>5 mins later end up pissing my pants, because she didn't let me go none notices
>End of class when everyone is gone get up leaving a puddle of piss on the seat
>Teacher yells me for not going to toilet
#267 - flieslikepies
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in second grade
>Playing in the woods with some friends
>waiting for my mom to pick me up after school
>Noticed I needed to pee
>Didn't feel like peeing at the time
>A few minutes later I really had to pee
>Ran to a tree
>Crashed into the tree
>Passed out
>Flood gates opened
#264 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
ok one time in like 2nd grade we walked to McDonalds and we got there we ate cheese burgers I asked if I could have a plane one bitch said no so I had to eat the ***** cheese one. as we walked to school I felt sick my friends mom asked if I was okay I said no. I told the teacher bitch that I felt like puking she did not care. we finally got to school it was time to go home so I walked to the car I opened the door turned the I puked like from 5 feet away my mom drove like super fast we got home I puked like 4 more times my mom asked what made me sick I said "I ate a cheese burger" my mom know they make me puke so she let me stay home the next day. but I was puking my brains out for 6 weeks! so the bitch teacher asked why I stayed home for so long I said cuz she made me eat a cheese burger. she was all crazy and said that I will fail so I puked on her and I passed with all A's. ..this had no point...
#241 - lorkhan
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in 7th grade
>Girl I like sits with her best friend in a couch
>I am to nervous to say hello so I just move on
>She and her friend says hello and wave their hands
>I turn around and thank the lord for her noticing me
>I say hello back
>She says something I couldn't understand or hear
>She points to a chair infront of her I believe
>I have no idea what she wants and to not look like a fool I slowly remove myself from the area
>Beta as ****
#220 - weedwar
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in grade 6
>watching sex ed video
>girl in video says she starts to feel funny
>suddenly lightheaded
>tell my friend, she laughs
>raise my hand to leave, feels like I'm going to pass out
>can't wait, stand up anyway
>pass out, knock over several chairs as well as classmates
>teacher escorts me out of the room
>pass out halfway down hallway
>wtf.jpg
>come to, look up and she's all the way down the ******* hallway
>never watch a sex ed video in class again
#211 - kamehamehanurd
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#305 to #211 - generalwatergate
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(08/21/2013) [-]
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#206 - nickiswhoyoupick
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be 14
>at friends house spending the night and such
>really have to piss but playing xbox and don't want my spot taken
>i leave after like 10 minutes
>its like a minute away from coming out my mouth
>go into the bathroom
>lights off
>not enough time to turn on
>step forward one step
>step on friends dog
>piss myself cause i got scerrd
>went to sleep
>nobody knew


>until the next morning when they found me in my pond of piss
>i passed out 0_0
#195 - cazabrow
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(04/24/2013) [-]
If your pants are already completely ******* soaked with piss....they're gonna leave a strong unmissable stench...
#191 - beardgasm
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#176 - illutvar
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(04/24/2013) [-]
#161 - emosadpanda
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(04/24/2013) [-]
have to pee in 6th grade
have a steel bladder
get up to go to bathroom
start to go
look down and it looks like my penis went full retard
pee gos everywhere
figure out my shirt was in way
panic
try to clean it
go back to class
jeans were to dark to see anything
win

#127 - peptobismalk
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#111 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>7th grade
>need to piss, like everyone else here
>it's almost lunchtime
>ICANTHOLDIT.****
>start pissing myself in class, bell rings
>go eat lunch wth friends in piss soaked pants
>left piss puddles in the cafeteria seat
>not a single **** was given
#106 - AquariusCyclone
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#105 - icanflyy
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(04/24/2013) [-]
but now the internet knows.
#94 - errdayimfjing
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I also pissed myself in elementary school, but then I just doused my pants with water, and it looked like I had on some really dark blue jeans. But luckily no one found out... At least I don't think anyone did.
#92 - HayleyWilliams
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(04/24/2013) [-]
In my junior year in high school, one of the senior boys wouldn't let a freshman use the bathroom and he **** himself in the hallway...
#67 - weaverman
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(04/24/2013) [-]
One time in like Kindergarten or 1st grade our class was in the computer lab and I really had to pee, but the teacher either didn't notice or just didn't call on me so I pissed all over myself right in my chair. My pants were soaking and the floor was covered in piss, and the floor was white tile. Nobody even ******* noticed... I went through 3 or 4 more hours of school without a single person noticing I had piss all over my pants. It just looked like fading in my jean shorts. Someone post a mfw for this lol.
#76 to #67 - spyisspy
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#102 to #67 - tsaotermaster
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#48 - aerius
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(04/23/2013) [-]
'The piss ruse was a... distaction.'
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(04/23/2013) [-]
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#91 to #4 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Thank you raptor jesus for the hide-all button