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#300 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
>be in 5th grade
>on swing set with friend ,love to swing and ****
>have to pee, hate school restrooms
>swinging all high
>get to the top
>stomach drops
>pee everywhere.jpg
>friend sees, make her swear to tell no one
>walk out of school, jacket tied around waste, still look bomb as **** .jpg
>mfw nobody else ever knew
#264 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
ok one time in like 2nd grade we walked to McDonalds and we got there we ate cheese burgers I asked if I could have a plane one bitch said no so I had to eat the ***** cheese one. as we walked to school I felt sick my friends mom asked if I was okay I said no. I told the teacher bitch that I felt like puking she did not care. we finally got to school it was time to go home so I walked to the car I opened the door turned the I puked like from 5 feet away my mom drove like super fast we got home I puked like 4 more times my mom asked what made me sick I said "I ate a cheese burger" my mom know they make me puke so she let me stay home the next day. but I was puking my brains out for 6 weeks! so the bitch teacher asked why I stayed home for so long I said cuz she made me eat a cheese burger. she was all crazy and said that I will fail so I puked on her and I passed with all A's. ..this had no point...
User avatar #220 - weedwar (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in grade 6
>watching sex ed video
>girl in video says she starts to feel funny
>suddenly lightheaded
>tell my friend, she laughs
>raise my hand to leave, feels like I'm going to pass out
>can't wait, stand up anyway
>pass out, knock over several chairs as well as classmates
>teacher escorts me out of the room
>pass out halfway down hallway
>wtf.jpg
>come to, look up and she's all the way down the ******* hallway
>never watch a sex ed video in class again
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#304 to #212 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
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#305 to #211 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
and the dark lord Satan shall devour the body...........................hasfhauinccbywqcbqyvbchvsghajgfashhjghjghjgdhjxbh gdwqdjwqojexwxhndbcfvavdhjd c nfmttu8v5jvn5vn85vmclsctjchfdhjdhdjdjdgdjfdhfbgbbndndjchchhdhdghjghghghguf5y5fhh jkdhvkshcakchnk cjsahfjkhjcafHDJASXHNCWEVOWC HAWO NRHOMWRCOCQMQCNCJXKXJJDMJCMCMCMCMCMCMCMMMCCMCMCMHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELL HELL666 SATAN THE ANTICHRIST THE BEAST THE UNHOLY TRINITY REVELATIONS SATANLEVIATHANLUCIFERBELIALAMONAZAZELLEGIONMEPHISTOPHELES THE DRAGON THE FALSE PROPHET ABADDON THE ABYSS THE LAKE OF FIRE LIMBO LUST GLUTTONY CERBERUS GREED AVARICIOUS PRODIGAL PLUTO ANGER ALECTO MEGAERA TISIPHONE MEDUSA STYX HERESY VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE AND PROPERTY PHLEGETHON CENTAURS AGAINST SELF SUICIDES PROFLIGATES HARPIES AGAINST GOD BLASPHEMERS AGAINST NATURE SODOMITES USURERS FRAUD GERYON MALEBOLGE PANDERERS SEDUCERS FLATTERERS SIMONY SORCERERS ASTROLOGERS FALSE PROPHETS BARRATORS MALEBRANCHE MALACODA HYPOCRITES THIEVES CACUS DRAGON SNAKES LIZARDS CIANFA FRAUDULENT ADVISERS SOWERS OF DISCORD ALCHEMISTS COUNTERFEITERS PERJURERS IMPOSTORS TREACHERY NIMROD EPHIALTES BRIAREUS TITYOS TYPHON ANTAEUS COCYTUS CAINA OF KINDRED ANTENORA OF POLITICAL ENTITIES PTOLOMAEA TO THEIR GUESTS ATROPOS JUDECCA TO THEIR LORDS AND BENEFACTORS AGAINST GOD HE HAD THREE FACES: ONE IN FRONT BLOODRED; AND THEN ANOTHER TWO, JUST ABOVE THE MIDPOINT OF EACH SHOULDER, JOINED THE FIRST; AND AT THE CROWN, ALL THREE WERE REATTACHED; THE RIGHT LOOKED SOMEWHAT YELLOW, SOMEWHAT WHITE; THE LEFT IN ITS APPEARANCE WAS LIKE THOSE WHO COME FROM WHERE THE NILE, DESCENDING, FLOWS LEVIATHANASMODEUSBELPHEGORMAMMONBEELZEBUBLUCIFERSATAN THE END IS NIGH..................................................................
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User avatar #178 - ZoeZamboni (04/24/2013) [-]
I pissed myself once. In 4th grade. Thank god it was at the very end of that day though, so nobody found out.
#157 - jblackmetal (04/24/2013) [-]
I never asked permission. Just grabbed the hall pass and said something like, "Gotta use the bathroom, sir/ma'am." But i did piss myself on a field trip once because we went to Bidwell Park in Chico, Ca and I got massively high and was afraid to draw attention to myself.   
   
Anyone been to Bidwell?
I never asked permission. Just grabbed the hall pass and said something like, "Gotta use the bathroom, sir/ma'am." But i did piss myself on a field trip once because we went to Bidwell Park in Chico, Ca and I got massively high and was afraid to draw attention to myself.

Anyone been to Bidwell?
#143 - lorddrakaar (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>lunch chow time
>get challenged to a chocolate milk chugging contest
>beat the **** out of the competition - 5 bottles
>mega **** building up
>end of the day
>trying to clench the blowhole till the bus arrives
>nasty wet **** fills underwear like a ******* balloon
>stay as far away from everyone as I can
>never caught
#137 - nyxeos (04/24/2013) [-]
>Grade 5 French class   
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom   
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class   
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency   
>Pisses instead right there in class   
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him   
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again   
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
>Grade 5 French class
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency
>Pisses instead right there in class
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
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#103 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>pissing in urinal
>put dick in pants. still pissing. **** .
>pants leg is soaked
>panic but decide to play it cool try to hide it. whole day passes, not caught.
>ffw to 10th grade lunch
>somehow got on subject of people wetting themselves in public
>Everyone looks at me."Hey anon do you have any stories like that?"Everyone busts out laughing.
They knew.
User avatar #94 - errdayimfjing (04/24/2013) [-]
I also pissed myself in elementary school, but then I just doused my pants with water, and it looked like I had on some really dark blue jeans. But luckily no one found out... At least I don't think anyone did.
User avatar #92 - HayleyWilliams (04/24/2013) [-]
In my junior year in high school, one of the senior boys wouldn't let a freshman use the bathroom and he **** himself in the hallway...
#67 - weaverman (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
One time in like Kindergarten or 1st grade our class was in the computer lab and I really had to pee, but the teacher either didn't notice or just didn't call on me so I pissed all over myself right in my chair. My pants were soaking and the floor was covered in piss, and the floor was white tile. Nobody even ******* noticed... I went through 3 or 4 more hours of school without a single person noticing I had piss all over my pants. It just looked like fading in my jean shorts. Someone post a mfw for this lol.
#61 - obligatoryusername (04/24/2013) [-]
I have a good story from when I was younger:


> Grade 1
> Have yet master ancient art of bladder control
> Needed to piss real bad
> Teacher would only acknowledge kids who lined up in front of her desk
> At the time we were handing in some stupid assignment
> 15+ kids in front of me
> All taking their sweet dandy ass time
> At this point, only Poseidon may hold back the salty torrent that is soon to come
> 4 kids in front of me, I can make it
> lolnope.jpg
> The deluge of the my wee serpent's tears drowned my pants
> Piss all over the floor going under the desk and touching my teachers shoes
> The gods have blessed me with luck
> Wearing black pants so it is hard to notice
> Only 1 kid noticed, teacher was preoccupied with kids
> Tell him I spilt water
> Terrible lie, he was behind me the whole time and no receptacle of water in sight
> ******* fell for it
>Wipe what I can with some tissue I had in my pocket
> Manage to get away with pissing my pants
User avatar #38 - maxxdavison (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody knew............... until I told everyone.
User avatar #27 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
I know it is not healthy, but when necessary I can hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. I think they longest I've held it was about two days. It hurts like a mother bitch though, right at the kidneys.
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