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User avatar #220 - weedwar (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in grade 6
>watching sex ed video
>girl in video says she starts to feel funny
>suddenly lightheaded
>tell my friend, she laughs
>raise my hand to leave, feels like I'm going to pass out
>can't wait, stand up anyway
>pass out, knock over several chairs as well as classmates
>teacher escorts me out of the room
>pass out halfway down hallway
>wtf.jpg
>come to, look up and she's all the way down the ******* hallway
>never watch a sex ed video in class again
User avatar #211 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#305 to #211 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #210 - kamehamehanurd (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#306 to #210 - generalwatergate (08/21/2013) [-]
and the dark lord Satan shall devour the body...........................hasfhauinccbywqcbqyvbchvsghajgfashhjghjghjgdhjxbh gdwqdjwqojexwxhndbcfvavdhjd c nfmttu8v5jvn5vn85vmclsctjchfdhjdhdjdjdgdjfdhfbgbbndndjchchhdhdghjghghghguf5y5fhh jkdhvkshcakchnk cjsahfjkhjcafHDJASXHNCWEVOWC HAWO NRHOMWRCOCQMQCNCJXKXJJDMJCMCMCMCMCMCMCMMMCCMCMCMHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELLHELL HELL666 SATAN THE ANTICHRIST THE BEAST THE UNHOLY TRINITY REVELATIONS SATANLEVIATHANLUCIFERBELIALAMONAZAZELLEGIONMEPHISTOPHELES THE DRAGON THE FALSE PROPHET ABADDON THE ABYSS THE LAKE OF FIRE LIMBO LUST GLUTTONY CERBERUS GREED AVARICIOUS PRODIGAL PLUTO ANGER ALECTO MEGAERA TISIPHONE MEDUSA STYX HERESY VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE AND PROPERTY PHLEGETHON CENTAURS AGAINST SELF SUICIDES PROFLIGATES HARPIES AGAINST GOD BLASPHEMERS AGAINST NATURE SODOMITES USURERS FRAUD GERYON MALEBOLGE PANDERERS SEDUCERS FLATTERERS SIMONY SORCERERS ASTROLOGERS FALSE PROPHETS BARRATORS MALEBRANCHE MALACODA HYPOCRITES THIEVES CACUS DRAGON SNAKES LIZARDS CIANFA FRAUDULENT ADVISERS SOWERS OF DISCORD ALCHEMISTS COUNTERFEITERS PERJURERS IMPOSTORS TREACHERY NIMROD EPHIALTES BRIAREUS TITYOS TYPHON ANTAEUS COCYTUS CAINA OF KINDRED ANTENORA OF POLITICAL ENTITIES PTOLOMAEA TO THEIR GUESTS ATROPOS JUDECCA TO THEIR LORDS AND BENEFACTORS AGAINST GOD HE HAD THREE FACES: ONE IN FRONT BLOODRED; AND THEN ANOTHER TWO, JUST ABOVE THE MIDPOINT OF EACH SHOULDER, JOINED THE FIRST; AND AT THE CROWN, ALL THREE WERE REATTACHED; THE RIGHT LOOKED SOMEWHAT YELLOW, SOMEWHAT WHITE; THE LEFT IN ITS APPEARANCE WAS LIKE THOSE WHO COME FROM WHERE THE NILE, DESCENDING, FLOWS LEVIATHANASMODEUSBELPHEGORMAMMONBEELZEBUBLUCIFERSATAN THE END IS NIGH..................................................................
User avatar #206 - nickiswhoyoupick (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 14
>at friends house spending the night and such
>really have to piss but playing xbox and don't want my spot taken
>i leave after like 10 minutes
>its like a minute away from coming out my mouth
>go into the bathroom
>lights off
>not enough time to turn on
>step forward one step
>step on friends dog
>piss myself cause i got scerrd
>went to sleep
>nobody knew


>until the next morning when they found me in my pond of piss
>i passed out 0_0
User avatar #195 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
If your pants are already completely ******* soaked with piss....they're gonna leave a strong unmissable stench...
User avatar #192 - beardgasm (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I do not remember ever pissing myself, but I do remember one time I was 6 or 7 and playing with a friend. I liked to hold in ***** and I was doing it then, but the pressure was too much and a Twinkie sized turd came out. I quickly made up an excuse to return to my house down the street and I rode my bike home with one asscheek on the bike seat, the turd hanging down in my underwear, swinging around like an old mans testicles. No idea if my friend knew or not.
User avatar #153 - Whetstone (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Grow up with a chest deformity.
>After 16 years, finally get surgery
>Because it was a long surgery, I had to have a catheter so I wouldn't piss myself during surgery
>Day two of recovery after surgery.
>Doctors decide that I've recovered well enough to go pee on my own
>They pull out catheter but I get a weird pain in my urethra
> ***************** .jpg
>I think that it probably is just normal
>Feel the urge to go to the bathroom later
>Enter bathroom, try to pee
>It's not working.
>whatever, I'll try again later.
>Nurses come in, ask if I want it put back in. I say no.
>12 hours go by. I'm in excruciating pain
>Feels like a 6 megaton atom bomb is about to blow in my bladder
>Bladder has built up so much piss, However, I still can't piss.
>Demand for another catheter. They say that they will prepare for another one.
>1 hour later they finally come to my room to put my catheter back in.
>I literally am crying from the pain, it hurts so bad.
>Suddenly become scared because I realize that I'm about to experience a long tube being shoved up my urethra while being conscience.
>They insert it.
>idontknowhowtoreact.jpg
>to be continued...
User avatar #144 - garbagebrain (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in seventh grade
>Standardized testing time
>Not allowed to talk or leave the room or anything like that
>Girl named Erin raises her hand
>Teacher ignores her because of rules
>Erin's hand stays raised for several minutes, still no acknowledgement from teacher
>See tears silently running down her face
>The dam breaks, pee everywhere
>Busts out in tears
>Known only as the girl who pissed her pants all through high school
#137 - nyxeos (04/24/2013) [-]
>Grade 5 French class   
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom   
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class   
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency   
>Pisses instead right there in class   
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him   
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again   
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
>Grade 5 French class
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency
>Pisses instead right there in class
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
#124 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
******* brilliant!
User avatar #118 - koalasonfire (04/24/2013) [-]
In fourth grade I **** my pants and just went with everyone saying what is that smell?
So I asked to go to the bathroom, and some of the kids I knew wore shortsinstead of undies , so I go in the bathroom and see some pants and shorts under the stall and I stole the kid's shorts, went through the day, and the next day left them in the lost and found, covered in skid marks.
User avatar #111 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/24/2013) [-]
>7th grade
>need to piss, like everyone else here
>it's almost lunchtime
>ICANTHOLDIT. ****
>start pissing myself in class, bell rings
>go eat lunch wth friends in piss soaked pants
>left piss puddles in the cafeteria seat
>not a single **** was given
User avatar #109 - machobeasttwo (04/24/2013) [-]
>be 11-12
>sitting in class, teacher reading
>raise hand for a long ******* time
>holding piss like Hoover Dam in my pants
>squirming and wiggling, trying so hard to hold this tidal wave
> teacher keeps reading
>finally get her attention
>I GOTTA PISS!
> piss on way to bathroom
> ******************
>in bathroom trying to decide what to do
>faucet came on hard and sprayed all over
>walk back to class, soaked in my own piss
>teacher cleaning up piss trail on floor
>tells me to go to nurse
>have to walk half way across school in soiled shorts
>everyone new I pissed
User avatar #94 - errdayimfjing (04/24/2013) [-]
I also pissed myself in elementary school, but then I just doused my pants with water, and it looked like I had on some really dark blue jeans. But luckily no one found out... At least I don't think anyone did.
User avatar #48 - aerius (04/23/2013) [-]
'The piss ruse was a... distaction.'
User avatar #39 - kenwordo (04/23/2013) [-]
until now
User avatar #38 - maxxdavison (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody knew............... until I told everyone.
User avatar #27 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
I know it is not healthy, but when necessary I can hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. I think they longest I've held it was about two days. It hurts like a mother bitch though, right at the kidneys.
#21 - tehphire (04/23/2013) [-]
All this talk about needing to piss makes me need to take a piss
User avatar #1 - mulk (04/23/2013) [-]
how weird would it be to see a similar reaction to something like this. someone ***** on the floor, and then feeds the dog laxatives so he ***** all over the floor and noone would notice...
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