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#267 - flieslikepies
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in second grade
>Playing in the woods with some friends
>waiting for my mom to pick me up after school
>Noticed I needed to pee
>Didn't feel like peeing at the time
>A few minutes later I really had to pee
>Ran to a tree
>Crashed into the tree
>Passed out
>Flood gates opened
#264 - anon id: 05c48213
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ok one time in like 2nd grade we walked to McDonalds and we got there we ate cheese burgers I asked if I could have a plane one bitch said no so I had to eat the ***** cheese one. as we walked to school I felt sick my friends mom asked if I was okay I said no. I told the teacher bitch that I felt like puking she did not care. we finally got to school it was time to go home so I walked to the car I opened the door turned the I puked like from 5 feet away my mom drove like super fast we got home I puked like 4 more times my mom asked what made me sick I said "I ate a cheese burger" my mom know they make me puke so she let me stay home the next day. but I was puking my brains out for 6 weeks! so the bitch teacher asked why I stayed home for so long I said cuz she made me eat a cheese burger. she was all crazy and said that I will fail so I puked on her and I passed with all A's. ..this had no point...
User avatar #241 - lorkhan
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>Be in 7th grade
>Girl I like sits with her best friend in a couch
>I am to nervous to say hello so I just move on
>She and her friend says hello and wave their hands
>I turn around and thank the lord for her noticing me
>I say hello back
>She says something I couldn't understand or hear
>She points to a chair infront of her I believe
>I have no idea what she wants and to not look like a fool I slowly remove myself from the area
>Beta as ****
User avatar #211 - kamehamehanurd
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#305 to #211 - generalwatergate
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(08/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #195 - cazabrow
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(04/24/2013) [-]
If your pants are already completely ******* soaked with piss....they're gonna leave a strong unmissable stench...
#184 - dgarcia
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in fourth grade
>suddenly feel urge to unload jet stream with fire truck hose pressure
>ask to go the restroom
>five minutes till lunch, teacher says u can wait
>assigned line leader
>******* You need to login to view this link
>pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase with every step
>make it to cafeteria
>taco salad day
>**** yeah pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase to jabba the hut size with every bite
>pray to the gods for willpower
>line leader on our way back once again
>leading the line to the restrooms as usual after lunch
> ******* five feet to go I feel the warmth of my sweet bladder nectar running fun my leg
>release so orgasmic my eyes water and nose gets runny
>wearing briefs over gym shorts over giant cargo pants cuz I was thug like that
>pass the facial waterworks for allergies
>went the rest of the day with piss in my pants
>everything went better than expected
User avatar #178 - ZoeZamboni
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I pissed myself once. In 4th grade. Thank god it was at the very end of that day though, so nobody found out.
#176 - illutvar
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User avatar #144 - garbagebrain
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>Be in seventh grade
>Standardized testing time
>Not allowed to talk or leave the room or anything like that
>Girl named Erin raises her hand
>Teacher ignores her because of rules
>Erin's hand stays raised for several minutes, still no acknowledgement from teacher
>See tears silently running down her face
>The dam breaks, pee everywhere
>Busts out in tears
>Known only as the girl who pissed her pants all through high school
#143 - lorddrakaar
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>be me in 6th grade
>lunch chow time
>get challenged to a chocolate milk chugging contest
>beat the **** out of the competition - 5 bottles
>mega **** building up
>end of the day
>trying to clench the blowhole till the bus arrives
>nasty wet **** fills underwear like a ******* balloon
>stay as far away from everyone as I can
>never caught
#137 - nyxeos
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>Grade 5 French class   
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom   
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class   
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency   
>Pisses instead right there in class   
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him   
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again   
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
>Grade 5 French class
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency
>Pisses instead right there in class
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
#127 - peptobismalk
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#124 - anon id: a9212a86
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******* brilliant!
User avatar #118 - koalasonfire
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In fourth grade I **** my pants and just went with everyone saying what is that smell?
So I asked to go to the bathroom, and some of the kids I knew wore shortsinstead of undies , so I go in the bathroom and see some pants and shorts under the stall and I stole the kid's shorts, went through the day, and the next day left them in the lost and found, covered in skid marks.
User avatar #94 - errdayimfjing
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I also pissed myself in elementary school, but then I just doused my pants with water, and it looked like I had on some really dark blue jeans. But luckily no one found out... At least I don't think anyone did.
User avatar #92 - HayleyWilliams
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(04/24/2013) [-]
In my junior year in high school, one of the senior boys wouldn't let a freshman use the bathroom and he **** himself in the hallway...
#67 - weaverman
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One time in like Kindergarten or 1st grade our class was in the computer lab and I really had to pee, but the teacher either didn't notice or just didn't call on me so I pissed all over myself right in my chair. My pants were soaking and the floor was covered in piss, and the floor was white tile. Nobody even ******* noticed... I went through 3 or 4 more hours of school without a single person noticing I had piss all over my pants. It just looked like fading in my jean shorts. Someone post a mfw for this lol.
#76 to #67 - spyisspy
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#102 to #67 - tsaotermaster
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User avatar #27 - vatra
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I know it is not healthy, but when necessary I can hold it for a ridiculous amount of time. I think they longest I've held it was about two days. It hurts like a mother bitch though, right at the kidneys.
#21 - tehphire
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(04/23/2013) [-]
All this talk about needing to piss makes me need to take a piss
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#91 to #4 - anon id: 28c0293a
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