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#301 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>be in the 7th grade
>have to take a piss
>go to bathroom and piss
>my life is not that exiting
#220 - weedwar
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Be in grade 6
>watching sex ed video
>girl in video says she starts to feel funny
>suddenly lightheaded
>tell my friend, she laughs
>raise my hand to leave, feels like I'm going to pass out
>can't wait, stand up anyway
>pass out, knock over several chairs as well as classmates
>teacher escorts me out of the room
>pass out halfway down hallway
>wtf.jpg
>come to, look up and she's all the way down the ******* hallway
>never watch a sex ed video in class again
#213 - kamehamehanurd
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#303 to #213 - generalwatergate
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(08/21/2013) [-]
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#178 - ZoeZamboni
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I pissed myself once. In 4th grade. Thank god it was at the very end of that day though, so nobody found out.
#168 - raigen
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I pissed myself once... just once.... it was god awful.... I also **** myself once too... the dreaded shart...
**** you thought was a fart....
#161 - emosadpanda
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(04/24/2013) [-]
have to pee in 6th grade
have a steel bladder
get up to go to bathroom
start to go
look down and it looks like my penis went full retard
pee gos everywhere
figure out my shirt was in way
panic
try to clean it
go back to class
jeans were to dark to see anything
win

#157 - jblackmetal
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I never asked permission. Just grabbed the hall pass and said something like, "Gotta use the bathroom, sir/ma'am." But i did piss myself on a field trip once because we went to Bidwell Park in Chico, Ca and I got massively high and was afraid to draw attention to myself.   
   
Anyone been to Bidwell?
I never asked permission. Just grabbed the hall pass and said something like, "Gotta use the bathroom, sir/ma'am." But i did piss myself on a field trip once because we went to Bidwell Park in Chico, Ca and I got massively high and was afraid to draw attention to myself.

Anyone been to Bidwell?
#137 - nyxeos
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Grade 5 French class   
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom   
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class   
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency   
>Pisses instead right there in class   
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him   
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again   
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
>Grade 5 French class
>This kid Mike asks to go to the bathroom
>Teacher says no, too soon until the end of class
>Mike is too scared of her to tell her it's an emergency
>Pisses instead right there in class
>Taken out crying while another kid runs to find shorts to lend him
>Me sitting there and can't help but laugh when all he had to do was ask again
>Gif is MRW that's the only solid memory I have of him, so it's the only story I have to tell when people ask if I know him
#134 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in 6th grade
>first day of school
>had to pee the whole day but i thought i could just wait till i got home
>last period of the day
>i have to piss really bad, can't hold it much longer
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>she says no
>i know can't hold it
>ask again saying it's an emergency
>says yes
#135 to #134 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>walk calmly out of classroom
>******* tornado sprint to the bathroom anticipating sweet relief
>every bathroom has been LOCKED
>ohdeargodno.jpg
>go back to class
>c'mon you can do it just 2 more ******* minutes
>pelvic floor muscle energy almost depleted
>no no NO NO THIS IS NOT GOOD
#136 to #135 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>can't hold it anymore, start pissing
>sitting in a chair, so my pants are ******* soaked
>this is it, game over
>bell rings right as i finish
>OH WHAT THE ******* ****
>wipe the puddle of piss off the chair and splash it in front of me
>the guy sitting across from me looks down at his legs like wtf
>run the **** out of class covering my crotch area with my binder

not a good start to a year.
#128 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be 9th grader 3rd day of school
>have to take a mega dump, like the weight of the world pushing on my guts
>ask to go to bathroom
>teacher says "wait like 2 minutes"
>finally get out and make it to bathroom
>on fridays before basketball games they close the bathrooms to everyone so they stay clean
>forget and walk to those
>well needless to say.... i **** a big ol diarrhea in my pants and had to go home
>nice teacher understood i was sick (i told her i was) and gave me her jacket to cover up while i went to the bathroom to clean up.
>no one ever found out about the day i call the "**********"
#124 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
******* brilliant!
#111 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>7th grade
>need to piss, like everyone else here
>it's almost lunchtime
>ICANTHOLDIT.****
>start pissing myself in class, bell rings
>go eat lunch wth friends in piss soaked pants
>left piss puddles in the cafeteria seat
>not a single **** was given
#74 - Crimsonfox
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Thatismyfetish.jpg
#113 to #74 - weinerdick
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(04/24/2013) [-]
#71 - Nameloc
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>be me
>be in 1st grade
>sitting down in class before lunch
>accidentally piss pants
>******.jpg
>class is getting up to line up for lunch
>realize how long my hand-me-down shirt is
>hold shirt downwards
>it covers piss spot
>do that anytime I had to get up/ walk

MFW I would piss my pants in school and no one would know.
MFW That went on until early 3rd grade.
#61 - obligatoryusername
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I have a good story from when I was younger:


> Grade 1
> Have yet master ancient art of bladder control
> Needed to piss real bad
> Teacher would only acknowledge kids who lined up in front of her desk
> At the time we were handing in some stupid assignment
> 15+ kids in front of me
> All taking their sweet dandy ass time
> At this point, only Poseidon may hold back the salty torrent that is soon to come
> 4 kids in front of me, I can make it
> lolnope.jpg
> The deluge of the my wee serpent's tears drowned my pants
> Piss all over the floor going under the desk and touching my teachers shoes
> The gods have blessed me with luck
> Wearing black pants so it is hard to notice
> Only 1 kid noticed, teacher was preoccupied with kids
> Tell him I spilt water
> Terrible lie, he was behind me the whole time and no receptacle of water in sight
> ******* fell for it
>Wipe what I can with some tissue I had in my pocket
> Manage to get away with pissing my pants
#48 - aerius ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
'The piss ruse was a... distaction.'
#39 - kenwordo
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(04/23/2013) [-]
until now
#21 - tehphire
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(04/23/2013) [-]
All this talk about needing to piss makes me need to take a piss