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User avatar #222 - scotlandspie (04/24/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Guys I have a confession too make.
User avatar #234 to #232 - lorkhan (04/24/2013) [-]
If this is legit, don't smoke it. Discard it or something.
#152 - juicyjuice (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah ill just take the detention instead of letting people know i pissed myself

Victory
#141 - thefuzzywalrus (04/24/2013) [-]
me when i was a freshman in highschool. had to piss... really 						*******					 bad. the urges in my dick area felt like the gods of olympus have a war. asked the teacher to use the restroom she says "you can wait theres only ten minutes of class left" i say "no i 						*******					 cant" she say back " well hold it anyway". so i walk over to her trashcan pick it up and got to thye corner of the room and act like i was about to piss in her trashcan. she freaks out and says "GO USE THE RESTROOM". mfw
me when i was a freshman in highschool. had to piss... really ******* bad. the urges in my dick area felt like the gods of olympus have a war. asked the teacher to use the restroom she says "you can wait theres only ten minutes of class left" i say "no i ******* cant" she say back " well hold it anyway". so i walk over to her trashcan pick it up and got to thye corner of the room and act like i was about to piss in her trashcan. she freaks out and says "GO USE THE RESTROOM". mfw
#139 - negativeone (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be in 3rd grade   
>Filled up on water after gym   
>Lunch comes around   
>Need to piss   
>No one is ever allowed to leave the cafeteria during lunch   
>Piss self   
>Minor earthquake strikes   
>Drinks on table spill onto kids   
>Piss covered by orange juice   
>mfw Mother Nature prevented mass embarassment
>Be in 3rd grade
>Filled up on water after gym
>Lunch comes around
>Need to piss
>No one is ever allowed to leave the cafeteria during lunch
>Piss self
>Minor earthquake strikes
>Drinks on table spill onto kids
>Piss covered by orange juice
>mfw Mother Nature prevented mass embarassment
#134 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me in 6th grade
>first day of school
>had to pee the whole day but i thought i could just wait till i got home
>last period of the day
>i have to piss really bad, can't hold it much longer
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>she says no
>i know can't hold it
>ask again saying it's an emergency
>says yes
#301 - anonymous (04/28/2013) [-]
>be in the 7th grade
>have to take a piss
>go to bathroom and piss
>my life is not that exiting
#271 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
>3rd grade at new school
> In class on computers and get sudden urge to piss
>ask teacher If I can go to the toilet, she says I should have gone at lunch
>10 minutes later ask teacher again and tell her I am about to piss my pants
>She tells me "wet your pants then, you should have gone at lunch"
>beg her to let me go, but the bitch ignores me
>5 mins later end up pissing my pants, because she didn't let me go none notices
>End of class when everyone is gone get up leaving a puddle of piss on the seat
>Teacher yells me for not going to toilet
#270 - tryenth (04/24/2013) [-]
>Be me in third grade
>Recess time, and being me I am running around alpha as ****
>All of a sudden stop in tracks
>Friends all looking at me like "Why the **** you stop playing with us?"
>Start running for the main entrance to the ************* school
>Bitch leather skinned women standing in way of door, says it's recess and she doesn't want to move a ******* finger for one kid to use the washroom
>Feels massive anal probe moving in and out
>I tell her with exact words "Alright, but you know who I am"
>I start running in opposite direction
>Goes to the top left corner of the play field while every kid in school is having a sunny day
>pulls pants down
>squats, ***** with a lot of gloriously comfort (since I am used to camping all the time)
>Everyone looks at me, knows me and laughs
>Being me and letting out a big one made my day
>Teacher runs over pulls me inside
>I clean myself, because they say it's a horrible and vile on the act I just committed
>I had no clue what vile even meant
>They call my parents, parents laugh and said they should have known better
>After that day no other teacher ever gave me crap again about anything
>MFW the glorious thing stayed there for at least a few months before turning into it's surroundings and growing fresh life while everyone continued their everyday recess life.
#254 - warpikaros (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be 5
>Playing with motorized toy train
> ******* .jpg
>moments of fun
>wtf...
>searing pain
>Mfw my ballsack is stuck in wheel
#260 to #254 - illutvar (04/24/2013) [-]
did anybody else think he had a coin in his eye?
User avatar #250 - thighhighkneesocks (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be sophomore in high school
>really gotta ****
> bDJ 4DM1Nton in P.E.
>ask teacher if I can go to the bathroom
>nope.
>start playing against a team of seriously hot girls
>get into it
>they're actually good
>start getting serious and go for an ace
>hit it so hard
>way too hard
> **** everywhere
>go up to the front office and the office lady just stared at me.
>My PE teacher now asks me everyday if I need to be sent to the bathroom.
User avatar #284 to #250 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
What a prick... Do some teachers not realize that we wouldn't ask if we didn't need to go and that if something happens that it's their fault?!
You should **** on his desk every day he asks you that.
#217 - waywardson (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> be in 2nd Grade
> One girl has a crush on me
> During reading time she comes up to me and leans in towards me
> Mouth approaching my face
> Heart beating, I'm thinking she's about to kiss me
> Feel her warm breath on my ear, she whispers, "I pooped"
> Laugh in her face unstoppably
> She asks me what she should do
> Get hint of a warm **** smell emanating from her little girl panties
> My innards flip **** , thought I was about to have my first kiss but she legit **** herself
> I reply, "Uuuuugh, ask the teacher?"
> She turns around and walks toward the teacher
> See a round brown spot right in the middle of her ass
> She never talks to me again
> Forever Alone .jpg
#207 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
> be 7
> dad picks me up from school in van dad is acting really weird
> ask him what's wrong says he ate some really bad fast food and has to **** bricks
> quickly drives to closest rest stop run into gas station one of those stupid single bathroom things with locks someone is in there
> dad is frantically running around having to **** person casually walks out dad runs as do I
> dad pulls down pants miserably fails at aiming **** is ******* everywhere dad is so happy after relief i stand in horror at all the ******* **** on walls dad soon realizes what he has done
> he ******* panics standing there naked in front of 7 year old with big hairy **** coated ass tells me to give him my socks and shirt > he starts wiping up **** into socks and shirthands me back clothes says to run out and don't stop until we reach truck
> open door like 10 people outside my dad and i awkwardly walk out of store half naked with socks full of **** You can't make this up
#201 - chocolatepuppy (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is genius!!!
This is genius!!!
User avatar #209 to #201 - moseth (04/24/2013) [-]
That hammer is ******* teleporting through the prize goblet!
User avatar #179 - crazylance (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Wow, you guys hold your piss for so long it forces its way out of your dick?
My school has a strict rule where we're not allowed to go out of class. For anything. At all.
User avatar #190 to #179 - happypancake (04/24/2013) [-]
What about things like family emergencies, or violent diahorrea/vomiting, or something like that?
User avatar #158 - frenchgenocide (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Since when did funnyjunk become 4chan?
User avatar #173 to #158 - andrewolfzoom (04/24/2013) [-]
only because it easier to see cool storys on two sites then to which from one to the other
User avatar #147 - meganinja (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be in 7th grade
>Always have to piss with the force of a thousand suns JUST before 7th period
> today didn't have time to go between classes, have to ask teacher as soon as class starts to go
>"class just started, you should have gone before class"
> ************************** .jpg
>try to hold urine in as long as possible
>muscles on 12 year old penis give out
>pisscano erupts with enough force to have a stream of piss going through the gaps in the fabric of my clothes
>sit in back, nobody notices
>take notes rest of class
>bell rings, go home
User avatar #115 - whatname (04/24/2013) [-]
>15 years old
>Visiting sisters house in California
>Have a dream where I'm peeing in a small cup 40 feet away
>Dat precision
>Wake up drenched in piss
>3:00 AM
>we're visiting from Oklahoma and will be leaving for the drive back soon
>Race against clock
>Mom is sleeping on floor
>Go ninja and clean/lemon pledge the **** outta the stain.
>mission accomplished
>scary ****
User avatar #30 - missrainbowdash (04/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
reminds me of one time in elementary school I flooded the bathroom for no reason, everyone in the school got like detention or some **** because they couldn't figure out who done it.
#24 - damnusername (04/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Be me in 3rd grade
>last class of the day
>teacher teaching
>hand up for 7.35 min
>teacher doesn't notice
>at 7.4 min, cant hold it any longer
>piss pants
>piss seat
> **** **** **** PISS IS POOLING IN SEAT
>sit there praying not to be called on
>not called on
>walk out like nothing happened
>no-one knows
>MFW

Also I once managed to masturbate in class and no one knew.
User avatar #47 to #24 - thelordofrepost (04/23/2013) [-]
I masturbate in class all the time. The secret is holding your breath and the timing.
+1
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