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#146 - vonspyder (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#205 - MrDuck (04/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>In sixth grade   
>Wake up with weird stomach pains   
>Shrug it off as normal gas   
>Get settled in and lunch time hits   
>Make the stupid  mistake of ordering the tacos   
>Rotten egg burps and horrible sulfurous farting   
>Ohthehumanity.jpg   
>Midway through science class the nausea hits me   
>I relax my 6th grade anus to release some of the intestinal pressure brought on by the gas   
>Feel the hot rush of pre-diarrhea air   
> Immediately pucker out of fear   
>At this point I'm begging the bitch teacher to let me use the bathroom    
>Get the pass signed and right before I can finish writing the time I projectile vomit a gelatinous mixture of taco meat and my morning breakfast   
>No time to apologize as I run to the bathroom and burst through the door   
>See the almighty porcelain throne and it's divine shit flushing power   
>MYDESTINYAWAITS.jpg   
>Release and unholy amount of farty pea soup diarrhea while gagging and throwing up bile   
>Never really religious but forgive my anus father and release this unholy shit demon in my bowels with your divine strength   
>The stall is massacred when I'm done and I've used the entire roll of toilet paper   
>Parents come and pick me up later and confront the teacher about not letting me use the bathroom earlier   
> Transferred out    
>Everything was a bit better than expected    
MFW I'm never eating school tacos again
>In sixth grade
>Wake up with weird stomach pains
>Shrug it off as normal gas
>Get settled in and lunch time hits
>Make the stupid mistake of ordering the tacos
>Rotten egg burps and horrible sulfurous farting
>Ohthehumanity.jpg
>Midway through science class the nausea hits me
>I relax my 6th grade anus to release some of the intestinal pressure brought on by the gas
>Feel the hot rush of pre-diarrhea air
> Immediately pucker out of fear
>At this point I'm begging the bitch teacher to let me use the bathroom
>Get the pass signed and right before I can finish writing the time I projectile vomit a gelatinous mixture of taco meat and my morning breakfast
>No time to apologize as I run to the bathroom and burst through the door
>See the almighty porcelain throne and it's divine shit flushing power
>MYDESTINYAWAITS.jpg
>Release and unholy amount of farty pea soup diarrhea while gagging and throwing up bile
>Never really religious but forgive my anus father and release this unholy shit demon in my bowels with your divine strength
>The stall is massacred when I'm done and I've used the entire roll of toilet paper
>Parents come and pick me up later and confront the teacher about not letting me use the bathroom earlier
> Transferred out
>Everything was a bit better than expected
MFW I'm never eating school tacos again
#180 - chinesehandcuffs (04/24/2013) [-]
>piss self
>flood school
#160 - thebiggestfail (04/24/2013) [-]
Stay after class for HAVING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?! What the actual fuck?!
#87 - aerosol (04/24/2013) [-]
<the comments
User avatar #225 - joekurosaki (04/24/2013) [-]
> Be me in kindergarten
> Piss my pantaloons on the playground
> Girl has audacity to approach me and ask why my trousers were soaked
> Say that it rained (It was a sunny day, dry air, everything dry mind you)
> Bitch believed it
> She walks away while I sit back and drink my Nesquik
+5
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User avatar #182 - mcbmichael (04/24/2013) [-]
>go on FJ
>look at comments
>find out all of FJ has pissed themselves in school
#166 - hookydoo (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be me, 1st grade
>at recess playing kickball or some shit
>feel massive fart coming on, decide to let it rip
>shit my pants, it fills my loins and continues down my chicken thighs
> go sit at a bench for the rest of recess so it doesn't smear everywhere
>bugs start crawing on my leg to enjoyu the feast
> go inside ,bathroom break, wipe it up as best I can
>shit dries into a nice pancake , suffer through school and the bus ride home
>waddle off bus, into moms car, go home
> no one knew

mfw I never thought about mom doing my laundry
#164 - rogueshadow (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
&gt;Be 11 in 6th grade   
&gt;Taking Pre-Calc with a teacher who gets pissed when I have to piss   
&gt;Be a vagina and hate confrontation   
&gt;Holding in enough piss to drown a whale   
&gt;Look at clock   
&gt;2 minutes left in class   
&gt;Causes a moment of relief which causes a moment of relief   
&gt;pisseverywhere.avi   
&gt;Sit in my piss for two minutes   
&gt;Bell rings   
&gt;Friends wonder why I won't stand   
&gt;&quot;I'm looking for something in my backpack.&quot;   
&gt;Everyone but teacher gone, try to dry up piss with paper from my folder   
&gt;OhGodIMadeItWorse   
&gt;Bolt out of class like a motherfucker   
&gt;Run past 50 kids to cool teacher I didn't really know   
&gt;Currently crying like a niggerbaby   
&gt;Tell him I spilled water on my pants   
&gt;He tells his class &quot;what happened&quot; and asks if anyone knows me   
&gt;WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL   
&gt;My bro Pablo raises his hand and escorts me to get new pants   
&gt;Get new pants, freak the fuck out because I don't want to be remembered as that kid who pissed his pants   
&gt;Come to school the next day   
&gt;mfw everybody believed my story   
&gt;mfw nobody remembers this but me anyway
>Be 11 in 6th grade
>Taking Pre-Calc with a teacher who gets pissed when I have to piss
>Be a vagina and hate confrontation
>Holding in enough piss to drown a whale
>Look at clock
>2 minutes left in class
>Causes a moment of relief which causes a moment of relief
>pisseverywhere.avi
>Sit in my piss for two minutes
>Bell rings
>Friends wonder why I won't stand
>"I'm looking for something in my backpack."
>Everyone but teacher gone, try to dry up piss with paper from my folder
>OhGodIMadeItWorse
>Bolt out of class like a motherfucker
>Run past 50 kids to cool teacher I didn't really know
>Currently crying like a niggerbaby
>Tell him I spilled water on my pants
>He tells his class "what happened" and asks if anyone knows me
>WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL
>My bro Pablo raises his hand and escorts me to get new pants
>Get new pants, freak the fuck out because I don't want to be remembered as that kid who pissed his pants
>Come to school the next day
>mfw everybody believed my story
>mfw nobody remembers this but me anyway
#202 - duckslikegrapestoo (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me, grade 6
>weak bladder, has to wear goodnights so i dont pee the bed
>class is preparing for the end of grade 6 camp
>teacher makes joke about anybody who pees the bed to write a note
>i dont understand its a joke, tell my mom and she writes a note for me
>give note to my teacher next day, his face freezes then he laughs
>he didnt expect any notes
>he goes on like i did a good job handing him the note, i get to go on the camp still
>already super unpopular at school, i get to bunk with all the popular girls
>get ready for bed, have to wear goodnights under my pjs
>mfw it sounds like i'm wearing a diaper
>mfw everybody asks what that sound is
>mfw they find out i pee the bed and everybody moves their sleeping bags away from mine
#193 - tropicalbonerfish (04/24/2013) [-]
&gt; be in kindergarten   
&gt;watching educational movie   
&gt;oh shit need to piss   
&gt;teacher won't let me go to the bathroom till after the movie   
&gt;can't hold it run into the bathroom   
&gt;get to exited and piss myself   
&gt;teacher comes looking for me   
&gt;I'm standing there in a puddle of my own piss   
&gt;teacher brings extra clothes   
&gt;oh crap it's boy clothes   
&gt;mfw I look like a little rascal for the rest of the day
> be in kindergarten
>watching educational movie
>oh shit need to piss
>teacher won't let me go to the bathroom till after the movie
>can't hold it run into the bathroom
>get to exited and piss myself
>teacher comes looking for me
>I'm standing there in a puddle of my own piss
>teacher brings extra clothes
>oh crap it's boy clothes
>mfw I look like a little rascal for the rest of the day
User avatar #189 - anonemous (04/24/2013) [-]
good plan, well executed, 10/10, would mop floor
#181 - Shmuck (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
&gt;Be 7 years old.    
&gt;Think if the best idea ever in your head.    
&gt;Go into bathroom.    
&gt;Approach toilet.    
&gt;Lift up seat and turn around.    
&gt;Whip out Mr. Dangles.    
&gt;Aim straight up.    
&gt;Attempt to pee over your head and straight into the toilet like a boss.    
&gt;Realize you are looking straight down into piss stream after it hits you in the mouth and nose.....    
&gt;Walk away wet and defeated with piss in my mouth....
>Be 7 years old.
>Think if the best idea ever in your head.
>Go into bathroom.
>Approach toilet.
>Lift up seat and turn around.
>Whip out Mr. Dangles.
>Aim straight up.
>Attempt to pee over your head and straight into the toilet like a boss.
>Realize you are looking straight down into piss stream after it hits you in the mouth and nose.....
>Walk away wet and defeated with piss in my mouth....
#65 - treynificent (04/24/2013) [-]
Your father taught you well
+4
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#149 - jakeharman (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
After reading all these comments, it's safe to safe to say everyone on FJ has pissed their pants
#133 - mrblueftw (04/24/2013) [-]


boy do i hope everyone isnt

posting about their piss stories
#108 - AquariusCyclone (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be urinal
>get pissed on all day
>some asshole runs in pissing himself
>dark wet spot is consuming his pants
>pulls dick out and sprays the rest over me
>clogs all my urinal brothers with paper towels
>MFW he floods the bathroom
>recess bell rings, kids enter bathroom and knock asshole over
>dotheharlemshake.gif
#78 - peptobismalk (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
&gt;be me   
&gt;7 years old   
&gt;playing gamecube   
&gt;sonic adventure   
&gt;while playing, I get the urge to unleash a monstrous piss   
&gt;i say fuck it, playing motherfucking sonic    
&gt;not far into it, powerups to be found and levels to beat   
&gt;enter a sewer and start dodging obstacles, defeating enemies   
&gt;nearing the end of the level   
&gt;piss is building up like water being held back by a dam   
&gt;reach the end   
&gt;find a power up   
&gt;hellyeah.jpeg   
&gt;want to find out what it does   
&gt;penis about to replicate niagara falls, once again say fuck it playing sonic   
&gt;find out that the power up is a bracelet that makes you run even faster   
&gt;have to click through many paragraphs to exit and return to game   
&gt;piss is coming. COMING   
&gt;trying to frantically click through the text so i can exit and save   
&gt;IT'S HERE   
&gt;piss seeps through pants, big piss spot appears   
&gt;piss falls to the floor   
&gt;finally get out of that text, usain bolt to the motherfucking bathroom   
&gt;release what was left   
&gt;no worries though, i got the power up bracelet
>be me
>7 years old
>playing gamecube
>sonic adventure
>while playing, I get the urge to unleash a monstrous piss
>i say fuck it, playing motherfucking sonic
>not far into it, powerups to be found and levels to beat
>enter a sewer and start dodging obstacles, defeating enemies
>nearing the end of the level
>piss is building up like water being held back by a dam
>reach the end
>find a power up
>hellyeah.jpeg
>want to find out what it does
>penis about to replicate niagara falls, once again say fuck it playing sonic
>find out that the power up is a bracelet that makes you run even faster
>have to click through many paragraphs to exit and return to game
>piss is coming. COMING
>trying to frantically click through the text so i can exit and save
>IT'S HERE
>piss seeps through pants, big piss spot appears
>piss falls to the floor
>finally get out of that text, usain bolt to the motherfucking bathroom
>release what was left
>no worries though, i got the power up bracelet
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