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User avatar #11 - jovisman (04/23/2013) [-]
but how do you smoke bears?
#180 to #13 - Mickeyboi (04/23/2013) [-]
A bear grylls bear grill
#122 to #13 - holmesc (04/23/2013) [-]
That looks ******* delicious.
User avatar #237 to #122 - Madblaster (04/23/2013) [-]
Bear meat is sooooo good.
User avatar #128 to #13 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (04/23/2013) [-]
:c
#200 to #11 - buthow (04/23/2013) [-]
No, I don't. That was a long time ago, I made some stupid mistakes.
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#186 to #111 - hellbird (04/23/2013) [-]
I say this knowing that it will probably be thumbed down, but please just research it for yourself as you hit the red thumb....Marijuana is actually helpful to the brain. It forms a protective coating around brain cells, and THC in some forms has even shown to promote growth of brain cells. I realize that everyone has met the "moronic stoner" type, but that isn't a reflection on all marijuana smokers, those of us who have learned to smoke in moderation realize how amazing it is. I understand that you may have mixed feelings about it, but until you try it you shouldn't talk down about it....from my experience with Marijuana, it is amazing to alleviate stress. In fact, I can go from having a dreadful day to smiling and watching documentaries on string theory.
#249 to #186 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
Please...smoke pot if you want, but don't go around and try to tell people that it's good for you.
#294 to #249 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
It's been proven to be good for you. It's all the tar in the smoke that's bad for your lungs, that's about it.
#267 to #249 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
well its not bad...
#279 to #186 - LiamNeeson (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, marijuana isn't bad for you, but chances are what you smoke isn't the good kind. Drug dealers **** with it to sell it for maximum profit. You know that K2 scare? That's marijuana. Real marijuana hardly exists anymore.

Oh, and even the real stuff exponentially increases your risk of schizophrenia, paranoia, and (debatable) cancer.
#372 to #279 - hellbird (04/24/2013) [-]
real marijuana hardly exists anymore?...you must live in a bigger city or something..where I'm from the dealer picks the bud right off the plant.
User avatar #215 to #10 - imposand (04/23/2013) [-]
Just downloading without sharing is not really illegal in my country. Just sayin.
User avatar #262 to #215 - fukkendragonite (04/23/2013) [-]
really? What country?
User avatar #378 to #262 - imposand (04/24/2013) [-]
According to section 42 in our copyright law: Anyone may make single copies on paper or a similar medium for their own use. I am not sure about software but music and films and so on should be covered by that.
User avatar #377 to #262 - imposand (04/24/2013) [-]
Austria.
User avatar #199 to #10 - CooperTrooper (04/23/2013) [-]
Doing class illegal drugs is worse than downloading a song surely, just like murder is more illegal than stealing a car
#105 to #10 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
^peter griffin's right you know
#313 to #10 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
#1 - twi (04/23/2013) [-]
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this is natural.
#4 to #1 - Nitsuin (04/23/2013) [-]
This, however, is not natural.
This, however, is not natural.
User avatar #5 to #4 - twi (04/23/2013) [-]
I do that everyday
it's natural to me
User avatar #7 to #5 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
still havent delivered eh
User avatar #8 to #7 - twi (04/23/2013) [-]
not gonna :3
User avatar #9 to #8 - evilanakie ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
just necro your account
have mozila and chrome loged in
delete your account on the one you dont use
youre still loged in on the other
change your settings
*clap clap*
user deleted account AND YOU CAN STILL LOG IN
User avatar #6 to #5 - Nitsuin (04/23/2013) [-]
I just ******* lost it. Oh god my ribs...This why I came back to FJ...Thank you.
#24 to #1 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
******* cazadores
#273 to #1 - thepartygod (04/23/2013) [-]
it's a 						***********					 cazador!   
						****					 this im out
it's a *********** cazador!
**** this im out
User avatar #61 to #1 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Tarantula hawk, captures and paralyzes tarantula's, would have thought the majority of FJ would thank them for that.

I love both.
User avatar #62 to #61 - twi (04/23/2013) [-]
doesn't mean that **** ain't scary
but yeah, I had a pet one once (tarantula hawk)
User avatar #63 to #62 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Seriously?!

Are they local to your area?
User avatar #65 to #63 - twi (04/23/2013) [-]
yeah, ever since someone had a few and let them free and they began populating. although very rare, they are here
User avatar #67 to #65 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I've got a fair variety of pet insects and other inverts but wasps are really tricky to keep in captivity. I tried Emerald Cockroach wasps once, they were stunning to look at. They are more manageable to keep in captivity and only need American cockroaches to breed. Would imagine it would be pretty difficult to get some several year old tarantula's spare every time you tarantula hawks needed one.
User avatar #68 to #67 - twi (04/23/2013) [-]
the ones here have blue wings though, kinda weird
but I live near a local pet shop that specialized in spiders and the manager would sell me some for .50 cents each as long as he got to study it
User avatar #75 to #68 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
Do you keep any pet inverts other than that wasp?

Pet shops round me tend not to be that decent for the more unusual species, i get almost all of my species through the post via web
classifieds lol.
User avatar #80 to #75 - twi (04/23/2013) [-]
I'll tell you later, just leave a comment on my profile, I gotta go :3
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#100 - imahugecunt (04/23/2013) [-]
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#154 - AresX (04/23/2013) [-]
Don't inject too many bears you might overdose.
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User avatar #335 to #85 - mrhotwings (04/24/2013) [-]
Who are they?
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User avatar #398 to #376 - mrhotwings (04/24/2013) [-]
Why thank you kind sir :3
#196 - chocolatewhite (04/23/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind pot if potheads weren't so ******* annoying.
#295 to #196 - arbazio (04/23/2013) [-]
Real stoners smoke and keep to themselves. It's ******* kids that think it's cool to smoke up that ruin our image. I contribute to society, I work 20 hours a week and attend uni twice a week, which leaves me with 2 free days. And on these 2 free days (or occasionally at uni) I may decide to smoke weed. Smoking is certainly not cool, in fact it is often uncool. You tend to want to avoid people when you're high, but I like the way it helps me question life and the very nature of existence. And it helps me look at life in a different way. I don't know why I wrote this, but I did, and you just read it, so take from it what you will. And have a genuinely good day (or evening)!

tl;dr - weed is good, hipster stoners who think smoking is cool are bad
#324 to #295 - keirabarnez (04/24/2013) [-]
Amen, brethren. I applaud you.
User avatar #226 to #196 - Ottovan (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why I always try not to advertise it.
The moment one of those idiots knows, they're like "Hurrr duuuude dats awesum, u toke up?"
omfg it pisses me off just typing it.
#211 to #196 - chancevance (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah... The majority of my friends drive me nuts sometimes.
#401 to #196 - mr skeltal (04/26/2013) [-]
It's because as cannabis users we are oppressed and most of us have to hide in secret. It seems annoying how much we talk about it,but we fight it. but true many stoners are annoying and stupid a **** .
#79 - treesaregood (04/23/2013) [-]
Ever notice how bears kinda look less dangerous than they really are because of their big,fluffy fur. Well look at how disturbing this bear skeleton looks. This is the ******* thing that will rip your **** apart. But you know how grizzly bears can stand up...?
#82 to #79 - treesaregood (04/23/2013) [-]
JESUS ******* CHRIST IT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING IN THE ******* WORLD.
User avatar #162 to #82 - deathcampforjewtie (04/23/2013) [-]
I'd rather not deal with her at the moment, I'll tell you that.
#325 to #82 - mr skeltal (04/24/2013) [-]
I had flashbacks of the Tomb of the Giants
#23 - lolfire (04/23/2013) [-]
I must be one of the few cannabis users who actually know that it's not good for you.
**** , half the stuff we do isn't good for us, the food we eat, the lifestyles we live.
I think Bill Hicks summed it up beautifully.

"Here is my final point...About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography...What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, or take into my body as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? And for those who are having a little moral dilemma in your head about how to answer that question, I'll answer it for you. NONE of your ******* business. Take that to the bank, cash it, and go ******* on a vacation out of my life."
User avatar #50 to #23 - leotjynx (04/23/2013) [-]
I agree with you entirely, but when people get in my face about not smoking weed it does impact my life, and as such I despise pot-heads.

Now that's not to say everyone who smokes pot is a pot-head. Both of my sisters smoke and so do several of my friends. I don't condone their behavior, but I'm not going to tell them what to do with their lives.
User avatar #84 to #23 - abesimpson (04/23/2013) [-]
I smoke quite often and I know it's not good for me (but it's still not bad enough to be really considered a schedule 1 drug). My major concern isn't about my health though, it also affects me academically and the way society thinks of me. Still, we live in a hypocritical world where it's legal to get drunk yet we get fined for getting high.


inb4 who cares what society thinks. (healthy social interactions are very important)
User avatar #25 to #23 - welfarekid (04/23/2013) [-]
Food and our lifestyles aren't what hurt us, over-indulgence of those things is whats bad for us.
Marijuana is bad for you as far as Emphysema and Loss of ability to breathe well, but say you eat it, without over-indulging, or vaporize, it isn't harmful at all.
User avatar #27 to #25 - lolfire (04/23/2013) [-]
Well inhaling the crude combustion products of burning plant material is going to be bad for you no matter what it is. That's a given.
But things like junk food are bad no matter how little you eat.
Trans fats are bad regardless of quantity.

Cannabis is like everything else, as long as it's in moderation it's not going to affect you in a negative way. And you're more likely to get respiratory conditions from breathing in city air than cannabis smoke. Pollution is a **** ton worse for your health than cannabis smoke.
However, as long as it's not hurting anyone else, no one should have a say in a persons use.
#190 to #27 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #28 to #27 - welfarekid (04/23/2013) [-]
True.
Ill Agree.
User avatar #179 to #25 - deathcampforjewtie (04/23/2013) [-]
Exactly! It's not the marijuana that kills! It's the smoooooooke, the smooooooke! Cancer, it's the smoke, heart disease, it's the smoke, respitory disease, it's the smoooooooooke, it's the, it's the inhalation, of the smoooooooooke, the smooooooke! If they want to obtain their cannabis, it's okay, it's the smooooooooooooooooooooooooke!
User avatar #26 to #23 - bitchplzzz (04/23/2013) [-]
Selling weed decriminalised and taxed is a good idea. Im not a "420 BLAZZEIT FAGGOT" user, Infact I only ever had 3 joints in my entire life, and that was 5 years ago, but c'mon, no one died from weed
#115 to #23 - firstresponder (04/23/2013) [-]
but... drugs and alcohol directly affect others around you if you take them. Innocent people are killed all the time by drunk drivers. One of my friends was smoking pot and decided to drive. She was in the car with 3 other people when she ran a stop light and their car was crushed by a truck. All of them were killed instantly. ******** it doesn't affect others.


inb4 shut up phaggot 420 blaze it
User avatar #117 to #115 - lolfire (04/23/2013) [-]
>as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet.

No exceptions. As long as the use doesn't cause direct physical / financial harm to another then you should be allowed to do whatever you want.
#121 to #117 - wagastragas (04/23/2013) [-]
thats like saying, i can shoot bullets to the sky as long as i dont harm anyone.

you arent directly shooting others, but you are creating chances for others to get hurt.
just like drunk ppl dont think twice before driving they are too intoxicated to care/notice
User avatar #126 to #121 - lolfire (04/23/2013) [-]
As long as there is no "reasonable chance" of harm occurring then it should not be a problem. Now the drunk driver you have suggested, it is reasonable to believe that his actions will, directly cause physical harm to somebody, (hitting them) or indirect financial harm, (damaging property).
Indirect harm is recoverable, such as paying the person to cover any damage caused to their property.
Direct harm is not recoverable, so therefore the physical harm is the problem.
Now as I have stated "as long as I do not harm another human being" the key phrase here is as long as the creation of the dangerous situation such as getting into the car would invalidate that part of the statement, there making the person liable for all damage caused.

As for the bullets, if reasonable harm is not forseeable then the duty of care assumed by the taking of illegal substances / legal substances etc is invalidated. You owe no duty of care to a person if the harm caused is unforseeable in the circumstances (such as a bullet falling and hitting somebody)
User avatar #225 to #117 - firstresponder (04/23/2013) [-]
how is a drunk driver who runs over and kills a pedestrian not DIRECTLY harming somebody?
#312 to #115 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
YA, BUT THATS BECAUSE THEY DECIDED TO DRIVE. NO ONE SAYS SMOKE UP GET ******* HIGH AS **** AND DRIVE.
#265 to #115 - bummerdrummer (04/23/2013) [-]
maybe we should ban cars, because theyre so dangerous.
User avatar #242 to #23 - arisaka (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't smoke. Well, I used to, but I've never really been drunk or had much alcohol. My friends showed me what that was like and I decided early on it wasn't for me.

Anyways, I am METICULOUS ABOUT MY HEALTH. I eat local foods without any growth hormones. I avoid GMO's. I don't eat sweets. EVER.

I might still get hit my a car or some **** . But I'll feel great until I do.

However, I will NEVER **** on anyone who has a different lifestyle than me. That's just being an asshole. I might say "dude, think of your body" every now and then because I'm generally concerned but that's it.
#31 to #23 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
Weed is banned mostly because a person, when high, barely acknowledges his actions. It's not banned because it's bad for you, it's banned because it makes you act like a retard, which can be bad for others too. The same reason was for banning alcohol, but hey, depriving people of alcohol made it worse, so now we use, but with tons of restrictions.
User avatar #90 to #31 - abesimpson (04/23/2013) [-]
You obviously never been high in your life, dear anon. One is fully aware of his actions. Marihuana does not make you hallucinate, it does not impair your motor skills and it doesn't make you do things you wouldn't normally do that could make you regret it.
#354 to #90 - mr skeltal (04/24/2013) [-]
Tell that to those who banned it for that very reason.

There is a reason to keep it from people..
#38 to #31 - Hightower (04/23/2013) [-]
The banned cannabis because The DuPont company spent millions securing patents to make paper from wood pulp, and didn't want paper from hemp to replace it.
User avatar #35 to #31 - bokkos ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
They banned cannabis and heroin to discourage Asian immigration....
#323 to #23 - mr skeltal (04/24/2013) [-]
get a job you damn hippie
#322 to #23 - mr skeltal (04/24/2013) [-]
Get a job hippie!
User avatar #321 to #23 - lieutenantderp (04/24/2013) [-]
I totally agree, but in certain socialist countries (I'm looking at you EU) people that are heavy drug addicts cannot contribute to society, and thus the tax payers have to pay for their lives.
#250 to #23 - mr skeltal (04/23/2013) [-]
They are generally laws preventing people from self harm. I'm not saying that I support marijuana being illegal but if you are part of a society you become a part of the society and it becomes their business.
User avatar #248 to #23 - jokersaysamuseme (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, smoking it isnt exactly healthy for you, but researchers found you were less likely to get cancer if you smoked weed or if you smoked tobacco with weed rather then just tobacco by itself. So I guess you can say its "less unhealthy".

Ill try to get the link of source if I can find it.
User avatar #155 to #23 - landartheconqueror (04/23/2013) [-]
thing is though, if one person in the world is doing something to endanger his health, not affecting other people, that's one thing.
but other people will see him do that thing he's doing, and be interested in it, and eventually commit to it. influencing people to try health-hazardous actions, in a way, would be harming other people, because it would be increasing the amount of people that are doing it. it is ultimately their decision, yes, but they are still being influenced to do it, through propaganda, deceit, misinformation, or opinions.
User avatar #158 to #155 - lolfire (04/23/2013) [-]
I am not liable for the weak will of other people.
#57 to #23 - foreveragunner (04/23/2013) [-]
i really got into bill hicks lately and i agree with all the things he said. we shared the same view of reality and i found someone who really thinks the way i think about all this ******** . RIP A prophet of the modern life
#119 - ragged (04/23/2013) [-]
The argument of "its natural" is pretty weak to begin with.
The argument of "its natural" is pretty weak to begin with.
#178 to #119 - slumberdonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
I think what they mean is that it's not made in some ******* lab somewhere. Which is true it was grown in the ground. But, smoking it is not its original purpose, so that way, it's not natural.
I know this didn't help.
#184 to #178 - ragged (04/23/2013) [-]
Things may be synthesized, but many of them are natural. Poppies and coca leaves make for the best examples.
User avatar #188 to #184 - slumberdonkey (04/23/2013) [-]
I think chemicals are added to both of those, maybe i'm wrong, i'm not an expert
#193 to #188 - ragged (04/23/2013) [-]
Wouldn't call myself an expert either. Poppies have been used for many purposes throughout time for various uses including opium, morphine, and heroine. I can't say when heroine came to be, but the former two have been around for a good amount of time. Opium was pretty big back in the day.   
   
Before the Spaniards colonized South America, coca leaves were commonly chewed to alleviate aches, pains, and everything in between. Essentially the same way we would use a tylenol or a black family would use robitussin.
Wouldn't call myself an expert either. Poppies have been used for many purposes throughout time for various uses including opium, morphine, and heroine. I can't say when heroine came to be, but the former two have been around for a good amount of time. Opium was pretty big back in the day.

Before the Spaniards colonized South America, coca leaves were commonly chewed to alleviate aches, pains, and everything in between. Essentially the same way we would use a tylenol or a black family would use robitussin.
#108 - turoox (04/23/2013) [-]
But...
But...
#55 - captianred (04/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #58 to #55 - crimzonsoulreaper (04/23/2013) [-]
What... The... **** ...?
User avatar #315 - lolkoi (04/24/2013) [-]
But bears don't get you high



They kill brain cells though
#252 - dickticklerluv (04/23/2013) [-]
aint no ************ gonna try to blow a bear unless they in to that kind of ****
#131 - optimogappi (04/23/2013) [-]
At least shaved bears aren't natural.
#66 - swiftcoyote (04/23/2013) [-]
"Tags are a black father"...but there are no- -oh you!
User avatar #130 to #66 - hazardpay (04/23/2013) [-]
how woud toph know about skin color?
#346 - superowned (04/24/2013) [-]
**superowned rolls 0** I DIVIDE BY THIS
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#181 - shmedly (04/23/2013) [-]
dont mess with bears
dont mess with bears
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