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#262 - williamweatherford
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Our forefathers signed the Declaration of Independence in the great state of Penis.
#238 - SimpleSimpleton
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Tell me your secrets, human.
#157 - acksl
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(04/23/2013) [-]
t he spider looks like it got eyelashes
t he spider looks like it got eyelashes
#209 to #157 - riathewolf
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(04/23/2013) [-]
#285 to #209 - acksl
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(04/24/2013) [-]
This has got to be the cutest anatomic pic I've ever seen.   
Have this cute turtle as a reward
This has got to be the cutest anatomic pic I've ever seen.
Have this cute turtle as a reward
#287 to #285 - riathewolf
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(04/27/2013) [-]
Here, have THIS cutie too!
Here, have THIS cutie too!
#135 - agmi **User deleted account**
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#79 - zacharlfreeman
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Oh god my sides...
#141 - samoaspider
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(04/23/2013) [-]
That final image is now in my dear folder named under "Spiders"
#136 - fluttersquee
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(04/23/2013) [-]
**** yeah, I love living in Brazzers. This is great.
#168 to #136 - bongobongo
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah? well I live in Men!
#170 to #168 - fluttersquee
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Yeahhh, sorry about that. Unless you're into that, then it's okay.
I vacation in Men sometimes. Couldn't stay in them, err there, for that long though.
#173 to #136 - thatdamnllama
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(04/23/2013) [-]
i live in Can't Add

what the **** is 1+1?
#186 to #173 - fluttersquee
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(04/23/2013) [-]
11, duh mate. I mean, c'mon.
#226 - forsthe
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(04/24/2013) [-]
>Peters fw he's 300% done
>Peters fw he's 300% done
#201 - ChristopherLloyd
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(04/23/2013) [-]
MFW i live in Lenny on the map
#145 - bdowns
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(04/23/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #49152 at Shin Anime Social Board **
#283 - dreamthrow
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I totally had a dyslexic moment when I read 'Alsaka' as Alaska.   
I guess I'm still connected to my home state.
I totally had a dyslexic moment when I read 'Alsaka' as Alaska.
I guess I'm still connected to my home state.
#215 - poutinesalad
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Is it just me or should floor be called penis?   
   
why is it that this isnt the only file of kermit beatin his meat in my FJ folder?
Is it just me or should floor be called penis?

why is it that this isnt the only file of kermit beatin his meat in my FJ folder?

#210 - craazhy
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(04/23/2013) [-]
mfw the ipod story. i do that way too much
mfw the ipod story. i do that way too much
#208 - epicmustachguy
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Only Nebraskan's will understand.
#260 to #208 - fuperbooper
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I was born in Nebraska, yet I still don't understand.
#205 - yutakenusername
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(04/23/2013) [-]
People are hating on the fact that it's from tumblr yet I'm sitting here enjoying a laugh. Meh.
#181 - seymourtets
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(04/23/2013) [-]
MFW the drunk states
MFW the drunk states
#166 - eatingbiscuits
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(04/23/2013) [-]
"Noncohesion"   
"Nowimagineababydragon"   
"dampsandwich"   
'pornograpicthursdays"   
   
all these names are so creative....
"Noncohesion"
"Nowimagineababydragon"
"dampsandwich"
'pornograpicthursdays"

all these names are so creative....
#156 - bigblacknegro
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Spiders that jump.. they can wear a banana as a hat, i don't care.
THEY JUMP.
#185 to #156 - cormy
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(04/23/2013) [-]
They don't jump very far... Like... maybe 2 centimetres? 90% of the time when I see them jump it's just to jump off of somewhere high to get away from me and then they scurry into the corner...
They're also about 5 milimetres in size.
#130 - halfi
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Does anyone have The Untied Stapes of Americlap by itself? Preferably in wallpaper format.

I love you all
#126 - pulluspardus
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Things that always puzzles me, why people are afraid of Spiders and Clowns ?

another thing that puzzles me, why do a lot of people have feet and urine fetish? but that's another subject..
#152 to #126 - rhiaanor ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Im afraid of spiders because in arizona every single one is poisonous as ******* **** balls. All the others arent lethal so **** everyone else but in arizona it is a life or death matter. And we have ******* scorpions... stupid bastards.
#165 to #126 - pwnsomelink
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I don't get it either...I live in Texas, so I often come across brown recluses and black widows, but I'm not really scared of them...

Centipedes, on the other hand, I'm pretty sure they are they are scrapped ideas for the gatekeepers of hell.
#139 to #126 - internetrage
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(04/23/2013) [-]
one thing at a time johnny autism
#154 to #139 - pulluspardus
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(04/23/2013) [-]
oh you said autistic you are so cool.



I actually have Schizoid personality disorder (SPD) , you should say that if you want to insult someone with "No social life"
#155 to #154 - internetrage
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(04/23/2013) [-]
***** chill
***** chill
#158 to #155 - pulluspardus
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(04/23/2013) [-]
just saying, people seem to misuse the word autistic a lot, what happened to "Retarded" ? at least that meant dumb.
#159 to #158 - internetrage
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(04/23/2013) [-]
because retarded didnt cover the quite specific personality traits i wanted to insinuate