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#169 - furrymammal
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(05/10/2013) [-]
"Hit that bitch with some ranch"
#126 - Pootering
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(04/24/2013) [-]
After all of my years of FJ, I think I might have found my favorite poster. Never re-toasts obviously and extra points for all the laughs coming from text. You deserve a medal or some ****.
#128 to #126 - Pootering
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(04/24/2013) [-]
*on. Damnit.
#99 - waterlinx
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Funniest **** I've read in awhile
Funniest **** I've read in awhile
#83 - hollyisthebest
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(04/23/2013) [-]
So, OP, I heard that Mcdonalds put sugar in their ice. Is that true?
It certainly tastes like it
#84 to #83 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
no, it's just a gigantic ice maker in the back of the store. the ketchup, however, is largely made up of high fructose corn syrup. . which is why you should never eat ketchup on your fries, it's sugar colored red.
#90 to #84 - disturbedmaster
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(04/23/2013) [-]
thats why i prefer hunts instead of fastfood standard hienz
#55 - huewut ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
If you still work there, you're a solidstomached mofo..
#58 to #55 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
it's been 10 years since these stories, about 6 since i quit.
#63 to #58 - huewut ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Good for you sir, where's your current job now? Hopefully not nearly as ****** and dirty as ****************************...
#65 to #63 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
work for an appliance repair company as a shipping coordinater and sales rep.
#67 to #65 - huewut ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
A decent job, nice!
I have absolutely zero understanding of what you do in that job
#68 to #67 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
i spend half my time dealing with shipping errors, and the other half selling parts to customers who call in looking to replace something busted on their appliance. meaning like if you shattered the glass shelf in your fridge, you would call us to order the replacement shelf. and if the part shipped to the wrong address, or if the shipper couldn't locate your address, i call you and say 'hey, they can't find your house. is this the right address? ok-o, well i'm gonna give fedex your info and tell them to try again.'

customer service still, but with a very convenient headset between me and the customer.
#70 to #68 - huewut ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
With your experiences on the market with "real" people, I'd say you've found some gold for now. If I had your, literally, ****** experiences, I'd give up anything for that headset :)
Good to hear, thanks for explaining ;) You always learn something new by speaking with people from other countries than yours ;)
#18 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
YFW you see the ******* ant
YFW you see the ******* ant
#116 - pablotheescobar
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(04/23/2013) [-]
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #1643666 at Friendly ** this was funny
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #1643666 at Friendly ** this was funny
#113 - solarisofcelestia
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(04/23/2013) [-]
The horror, the horror.
#103 - wolfdogone
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Please, please keep making these sirbrentcoe
Please, please keep making these sirbrentcoe
#85 - spyrothehedgehog
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(04/23/2013) [-]
They should make these a TV show
#79 - mjdjoy ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I would probably recommend that you quit that job with all the bad experiences you've had, except these stories are too funny.
#80 to #79 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
i quit about 6 years ago
#81 to #80 - mjdjoy ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Oh haha, well at least you have some good stories!
#73 - wings
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Haha   
 "Manager smiles,    
When he smiles something bad happens.."   
   
I saw visualized that **** in my head xD.   
   
Great story, keep it up! :D
Haha
"Manager smiles,
When he smiles something bad happens.."

I saw visualized that **** in my head xD.

Great story, keep it up! :D
#143 to #73 - manager
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(04/24/2013) [-]
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#160 to #143 - wings
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(04/24/2013) [-]
YES
#46 - mion
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(04/23/2013) [-]
So, I'm really sorry to break this to you, but at least half of these story are made up.
I know there are some weird people out there, but it's highly unlikely that you get to meet them non stop.
#48 to #46 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
how do you not understand that these are stories form a 4 year (for lack of a better term) career? worst things that i can remember 10 years later? either way, if you dont believe them, treat them as fictional situational humor. do you get pissed at Clerks because there's not a stop-n-go in jersey?
#51 to #48 - mion
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(04/23/2013) [-]
"do you get pissed at Clerks because there's not a stop-n-go in jersey?"

Sorry, I didn't really get the question. I'm neither American (jersey :o), nor a native speaker.

Nah, what really pisses me off is that some of these stories are plainly ********.
I just reminder of all those ridiculously fat people that allegedley ripped off Urinates, or dumped huge ***** into the bowels (like 10000 times).

Let's put it this way: If these stories stopped after part 3 or 4, I would have gladly believed that they are true. But this way, it seems a little exaggerated.

Welps, nevermind. I'm going to bed, have a good night :)
#53 to #51 - glassskulljack
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Ive worked at mcdonalds for 3 days now... Ive seen some **** close to what hes talking about by now...
#52 to #51 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
it's 430 in the afternoon here. either way, no need to be negative. if you don't like it, thumb down and move along. enough people like these things, so i keep telling my stories.
#40 - zorororonoa
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(04/23/2013) [-]
That was the best one yet
That was the best one yet
#36 - fireblazing
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(04/23/2013) [-]
#19 - tittylovin
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#21 to #19 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
not really, i like truckers in general. the good guy trucker stories aren't as interesting though.
#14 - pappathethird
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(04/23/2013) [-]
All of these just remind me to get an education
#20 to #14 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
even educated people have to start somewhere. . .
#13 - becauserugby
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I'm surprised this doesn't have more thumbs. Also, I think you should murder everyone in your life as they seem like *****. Except for your manager. Spare your manager.
#135 to #13 - manager
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(04/24/2013) [-]
May I watch everyone else die?
#9 - lordofthesea
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(04/23/2013) [-]
BEAUTIFUL

#17 - mykoira
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(04/23/2013) [-]
and this i why you should stay in schools