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#3 - kilaniization
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Your boss went to college to work at McDonalds?
#27 to #3 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Probably a liberal arts degree or graduated with an BA in business management. To get anywhere in that degree you gotta start at the bottom of business management and work your way up.
#88 to #3 - Keidis
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(04/23/2013) [-]
2 of my managers have done 4 years of college, and the other two are in college now.

I also learned my friends brother works with a bunch of people at Meijer who have degrees.
#122 to #3 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
managers make a fairly good amount of money. mine makes 100K+ a year.
#123 to #3 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Or he went to collage for Management like so many of them do. even know its simple after training.
#4 to #3 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
a lot of people who go to college and graduate wind up in **** jobs before they can get their careers going.
#43 to #4 - vwgreen
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(04/23/2013) [-]
someday his art will define art.
#142 to #4 - xxlopikedxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
artists and photographers
#145 to #142 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/24/2013) [-]
and business majors, and accountants, lawyers, mechanics, engineers, electricians, the list goes on. the only people i know for a fact who go right to work are doctors and nurses. 53% of people in America who hold bachelors degrees are unemployed right now.
#147 to #145 - xxlopikedxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
doctors and nurses are gonna have the ********* time after obama care comes out. Literally there's gonna be a gigantic drop in doctors and nurses because their pay drops to the same as a four year college degree, when they should get the pay they deserve for 8 years.
#148 to #147 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/24/2013) [-]
it is what it is. that's socialized medicine for you.
#149 to #148 - xxlopikedxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
it makes me sad... there's so much more after the huge study I did
#150 to #149 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i can't stand other peoples fluids. i mean, i've set my own fingers after breaking them, butterflied cuts so deep i could see bone and dug out teeth from my kunckles. but sewing up another person? no thank you.
#151 to #150 - xxlopikedxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I decided on going through college to be a surgeon, but now I've really started to overthink my decision
#153 to #151 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/24/2013) [-]
skilled surgeons are like people in any other skilled trade. yes you are a doctor, but you still get paid better because you possess a special skill.
#154 to #153 - xxlopikedxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
I want to become one, but I don't want to go to school for an extra 4 years just for nothing extra. yaknowwhatImean?
#155 to #154 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/24/2013) [-]
do what makes you happy man. putting money as the priority in your life won't make you happy in the end. my family is the most important thing to me. money is just something i have to get to keep them happy. if you really want to be a surgeon, be a surgeon. if you would rather be a graphic designer, or a rocket scientist, or a school teacher, do whatever makes you happy!
#156 to #155 - xxlopikedxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks man I'll really take that to heart and do what makes me happy
#157 to #156 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/24/2013) [-]
i tried to make money my priority. it almost cost me my marriage. when i was a store manager at AutoZone, I was pulling in 42,000/yr before bonuses. that's not bad for a 23 year old with barely any college under his belt. but the stress of managing 10 employees, running a retail location, scheduling, interviews, terminations, everything. all this while being on paper and paid for 50 hours, but working 70+ every single week. it was sressful, and i took it out on my wife. not physically, but passive aggresively pushing her away. money does not a happy man make. luckily i got out of there with my sanity. took a hefty paycut, but there you go. kept a roof over our heads, and food on our table.
#152 to #151 - xxlopikedxx
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(04/24/2013) [-]
rethink*
#161 to #145 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Don't forget teachers, as long as you go for a teaching field that isn't already well filled in your area.

Foreign language teachers are in high demand. I'm a year away from graduating and already have a job once I finish. Also getting a nice bonus since there were several schools in high need of a foreign language major.
#162 to #161 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Also I have the tab open if you would like to discuss this, even though I don't get notifications, if I start a conversation I like to continue it, easy enough keeping the comment open in a tab.
#125 to #4 - anon
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(04/24/2013) [-]
"get their careers going" keep on believing that.
#130 to #125 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/24/2013) [-]
if you had a user name, i would waste more time. but let me just be blunt: a staggering number of people with degrees don't immediately get placed in their field of choice. they have to take 2 or 3 **** jobs to pay off the bill collectors who come at you as soon as 6 months after graduation.
#39 - gziggas
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(04/23/2013) [-]
mfw ******* truckbutt
mfw ******* truckbutt
#61 - jordanface
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(04/23/2013) [-]
******** truckbutt
#91 - anon
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I would have kicked your ass
#97 to #91 - johnnybtrollin
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(04/23/2013) [-]
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#93 to #91 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
sure you would have
#95 to #93 - analbreach
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(04/23/2013) [-]
That seriously you? No offense, but I expected some frail shrimpanus for some reason.
#105 to #95 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
that's me. i have been big my whole life, but i'm a good employee. that's why i did what was asked of me.
#104 to #93 - mreggsalad
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Your beard... It's sexy as ****.
#96 to #93 - werethwldgoosgoes
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#158 to #93 - burntcheesey
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You kinda look like notch tbh... or at least your beard
#159 to #158 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/24/2013) [-]
thanks!
#108 to #93 - pyrain
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(04/23/2013) [-]
:3
#94 to #93 - penusflytrap
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Somehow I just knew you looked like that
#86 - redsalsa
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(04/23/2013) [-]
mfw '******* truckbutt'
mfw '******* truckbutt'
#44 - nigalthornberry
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#82 - oreck
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(04/23/2013) [-]
I just got a job at McDonalds. I start tomorrow, and I'm horrified because of these posts

Pic not related
#114 to #82 - MatthewsGauss
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(04/23/2013) [-]
prepare to hate people permenatnly after 2 days and about after your 3rd week of working you notice how insanely comfortable your bed is after a long shift
#6 - iamkagji
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Wow, you got lucky there. By the way, the pic at the bottom is of termites, not ants.
#7 to #6 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
meh, i was too busy to double check.
#110 to #7 - rockamekishiko
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(04/23/2013) [-]
you can't tell from a simple glance?
#115 to #110 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
apparently not..
#100 - fideldevinci
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(04/23/2013) [-]
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#101 to #100 - fideldevinci
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#102 to #101 - fideldevinci
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#22 - mindfuckingtastic
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(04/23/2013) [-]
"******* truckbutt." thank you for that one, couldn't stop laughing for a couple minutes.
#50 - harrytheheadcrab
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(04/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
My ******* throat itches now.
#2 - Nightelfbane
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(04/23/2013) [-]
inb4 front page
#64 - Ottovan
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Such an imagination you have, OP

Can you make up another story for tomorrow?
#92 to #64 - schneidend
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(04/23/2013) [-]
That was...condescending as ****.
#66 to #64 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
nah, i think i'm gonna take a break from writing for a week or so. im about to go to Texas to visit my brother before he gets deployed. i'm gonna be too drunk to stand, let alone operate a clickity-clack word motron.
#42 - crosskill
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(04/23/2013) [-]
>"Impressiverangeforasaucepacket"   
Mysides are ready for take off in 3...2...1...
>"Impressiverangeforasaucepacket"
Mysides are ready for take off in 3...2...1...
#12 - trojandetected
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(04/23/2013) [-]
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Black Engineer **

More happens in a mcdonalds than in Afghanistan.
#98 - TheBanana
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(04/23/2013) [-]
*bleach ants*
*that cant be good for them*

somebody help me im dying
that was funny.
#117 - missylyn
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(04/23/2013) [-]
******* truckbutt
#5 - residentevilwesker
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(04/23/2013) [-]
This mother ****** deserves the Nobel prize for not murdering some of the people in the previous stories
#55 - huewut
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(04/23/2013) [-]
If you still work there, you're a solidstomached mofo..
#58 to #55 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
it's been 10 years since these stories, about 6 since i quit.
#63 to #58 - huewut
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Good for you sir, where's your current job now? Hopefully not nearly as ****** and dirty as ****************************...
#65 to #63 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
work for an appliance repair company as a shipping coordinater and sales rep.
#67 to #65 - huewut
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(04/23/2013) [-]
A decent job, nice!
I have absolutely zero understanding of what you do in that job
#68 to #67 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(04/23/2013) [-]
i spend half my time dealing with shipping errors, and the other half selling parts to customers who call in looking to replace something busted on their appliance. meaning like if you shattered the glass shelf in your fridge, you would call us to order the replacement shelf. and if the part shipped to the wrong address, or if the shipper couldn't locate your address, i call you and say 'hey, they can't find your house. is this the right address? ok-o, well i'm gonna give fedex your info and tell them to try again.'

customer service still, but with a very convenient headset between me and the customer.
#70 to #68 - huewut
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(04/23/2013) [-]
With your experiences on the market with "real" people, I'd say you've found some gold for now. If I had your, literally, ****** experiences, I'd give up anything for that headset :)
Good to hear, thanks for explaining ;) You always learn something new by speaking with people from other countries than yours ;)
#18 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE
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(04/23/2013) [-]
YFW you see the ******* ant
YFW you see the ******* ant