Page 1 of comments at McDisasters 13: The Birds and the Antz

#3 - kilaniization

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Your boss went to college to work at McDonalds?

#4 to #3 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/23/2013)[-]

a lot of people who go to college and graduate wind up in **** jobs before they can get their careers going.

#43 to #4 - vwgreen

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(04/23/2013)[-]

someday his art will define art.

#142 to #4 - xxlopikedxx

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(04/24/2013)[-]

artists and photographers

#145 to #142 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/24/2013)[-]

and business majors, and accountants, lawyers, mechanics, engineers, electricians, the list goes on. the only people i know for a fact who go right to work are doctors and nurses. 53% of people in America who hold bachelors degrees are unemployed right now.

#161 to #145 - anon id: d7dfa0eb

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Don't forget teachers, as long as you go for a teaching field that isn't already well filled in your area.

Foreign language teachers are in high demand. I'm a year away from graduating and already have a job once I finish. Also getting a nice bonus since there were several schools in high need of a foreign language major.

#162 to #161 - anon id: d7dfa0eb

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Also I have the tab open if you would like to discuss this, even though I don't get notifications, if I start a conversation I like to continue it, easy enough keeping the comment open in a tab.

#147 to #145 - xxlopikedxx

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(04/24/2013)[-]

doctors and nurses are gonna have the ********* time after obama care comes out. Literally there's gonna be a gigantic drop in doctors and nurses because their pay drops to the same as a four year college degree, when they should get the pay they deserve for 8 years.

#148 to #147 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/24/2013)[-]

it is what it is. that's socialized medicine for you.

#149 to #148 - xxlopikedxx

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(04/24/2013)[-]

it makes me sad... there's so much more after the huge study I did

#150 to #149 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/24/2013)[-]

i can't stand other peoples fluids. i mean, i've set my own fingers after breaking them, butterflied cuts so deep i could see bone and dug out teeth from my kunckles. but sewing up another person? no thank you.

#151 to #150 - xxlopikedxx

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I decided on going through college to be a surgeon, but now I've really started to overthink my decision

#153 to #151 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/24/2013)[-]

skilled surgeons are like people in any other skilled trade. yes you are a doctor, but you still get paid better because you possess a special skill.

#154 to #153 - xxlopikedxx

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I want to become one, but I don't want to go to school for an extra 4 years just for nothing extra. yaknowwhatImean?

#155 to #154 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/24/2013)[-]

do what makes you happy man. putting money as the priority in your life won't make you happy in the end. my family is the most important thing to me. money is just something i have to get to keep them happy. if you really want to be a surgeon, be a surgeon. if you would rather be a graphic designer, or a rocket scientist, or a school teacher, do whatever makes you happy!

#156 to #155 - xxlopikedxx

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Thanks man I'll really take that to heart and do what makes me happy

#157 to #156 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/24/2013)[-]

i tried to make money my priority. it almost cost me my marriage. when i was a store manager at AutoZone, I was pulling in 42,000/yr before bonuses. that's not bad for a 23 year old with barely any college under his belt. but the stress of managing 10 employees, running a retail location, scheduling, interviews, terminations, everything. all this while being on paper and paid for 50 hours, but working 70+ every single week. it was sressful, and i took it out on my wife. not physically, but passive aggresively pushing her away. money does not a happy man make. luckily i got out of there with my sanity. took a hefty paycut, but there you go. kept a roof over our heads, and food on our table.

#152 to #151 - xxlopikedxx

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(04/24/2013)[-]

rethink*

#125 to #4 - anon id: 3c89eefb

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(04/24/2013)[-]

"get their careers going" keep on believing that.

#130 to #125 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/24/2013)[-]

if you had a user name, i would waste more time. but let me just be blunt: a staggering number of people with degrees don't immediately get placed in their field of choice. they have to take 2 or 3 **** jobs to pay off the bill collectors who come at you as soon as 6 months after graduation.

#123 to #3 - anon id: 6886fcdb

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Or he went to collage for Management like so many of them do. even know its simple after training.

#122 to #3 - anon id: c95c9394

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(04/24/2013)[-]

managers make a fairly good amount of money. mine makes 100K+ a year.

#88 to #3 - Keidis

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(04/23/2013)[-]

2 of my managers have done 4 years of college, and the other two are in college now.

I also learned my friends brother works with a bunch of people at Meijer who have degrees.

#27 to #3 - anon id: d7dfa0eb

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Probably a liberal arts degree or graduated with an BA in business management. To get anywhere in that degree you gotta start at the bottom of business management and work your way up.

#39 - gziggas

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(04/23/2013)[-]

mfw ******* truckbutt

#86 - redsalsa

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(04/23/2013)[-]

mfw '******* truckbutt'

#44 - nigalthornberry

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#82 - oreck

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(04/23/2013)[-]

I just got a job at McDonalds. I start tomorrow, and I'm horrified because of these posts

Pic not related

#114 to #82 - MatthewsGauss

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(04/23/2013)[-]

prepare to hate people permenatnly after 2 days and about after your 3rd week of working you notice how insanely comfortable your bed is after a long shift

#6 - iamkagji

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Wow, you got lucky there. By the way, the pic at the bottom is of termites, not ants.

#7 to #6 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/23/2013)[-]

meh, i was too busy to double check.

#110 to #7 - rockamekishiko

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(04/23/2013)[-]

you can't tell from a simple glance?

#115 to #110 - sirbrentcoe [OP]

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(04/23/2013)[-]

apparently not..

#100 - fideldevinci

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(04/23/2013)[-]

#101 to #100 - fideldevinci

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(04/23/2013)[-]

#102 to #101 - fideldevinci

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(04/23/2013)[-]

#61 - jordanface

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(04/23/2013)[-]

******** truckbutt

#22 - mindfuckingtastic

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(04/23/2013)[-]

"******* truckbutt." thank you for that one, couldn't stop laughing for a couple minutes.

#50 - harrytheheadcrab

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(04/23/2013)[-]

My ******* throat itches now.

#42 - crosskill

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(04/23/2013)[-]

>"Impressiverangeforasaucepacket"
Mysides are ready for take off in 3...2...1...

#98 - TheBanana

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(04/23/2013)[-]

*bleach ants*
*that cant be good for them*

somebody help me im dying
that was funny.

#117 - missylyn

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(04/23/2013)[-]

******* truckbutt

#5 - residentevilwesker

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(04/23/2013)[-]

This mother ****** deserves the Nobel prize for not murdering some of the people in the previous stories

#2 - Nightelfbane

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(04/23/2013)[-]

inb4 front page

#12 - trojandetected

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(04/23/2013)[-]

**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Black Engineer **

More happens in a mcdonalds than in Afghanistan.

#169 - furrymammal

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(05/10/2013)[-]

"Hit that bitch with some ranch"

#126 - Pootering

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(04/24/2013)[-]

After all of my years of FJ, I think I might have found my favorite poster. Never re-toasts obviously and extra points for all the laughs coming from text. You deserve a medal or some ****.

#128 to #126 - Pootering

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(04/24/2013)[-]

*on. Damnit.

#109 - harryblazer

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(04/23/2013)[-]

******* truckbut...you sir need to become a writer or at the very least start a food fight on you last day and have them clean it up

#99 - waterlinx

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(04/23/2013)[-]

Funniest **** I've read in awhile