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    User avatar#3 - kilaniization
    Reply+59
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    Your boss went to college to work at McDonalds?
    User avatar#4 to #3 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+131
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    a lot of people who go to college and graduate wind up in **** jobs before they can get their careers going.
    #43 to #4 - vwgreen
    Reply+8
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    someday his art will define art.
    someday his art will define art.
    #142 to #4 - xxlopikedxx
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    artists and photographers
    User avatar#145 to #142 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    and business majors, and accountants, lawyers, mechanics, engineers, electricians, the list goes on. the only people i know for a fact who go right to work are doctors and nurses. 53% of people in America who hold bachelors degrees are unemployed right now.
    #161 to #145 - anon id: d7dfa0eb
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Don't forget teachers, as long as you go for a teaching field that isn't already well filled in your area.

    Foreign language teachers are in high demand. I'm a year away from graduating and already have a job once I finish. Also getting a nice bonus since there were several schools in high need of a foreign language major.
    #162 to #161 - anon id: d7dfa0eb
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Also I have the tab open if you would like to discuss this, even though I don't get notifications, if I start a conversation I like to continue it, easy enough keeping the comment open in a tab.
    #147 to #145 - xxlopikedxx
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    doctors and nurses are gonna have the ********* time after obama care comes out. Literally there's gonna be a gigantic drop in doctors and nurses because their pay drops to the same as a four year college degree, when they should get the pay they deserve for 8 years.
    User avatar#148 to #147 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    it is what it is. that's socialized medicine for you.
    #149 to #148 - xxlopikedxx
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    it makes me sad... there's so much more after the huge study I did
    User avatar#150 to #149 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    i can't stand other peoples fluids. i mean, i've set my own fingers after breaking them, butterflied cuts so deep i could see bone and dug out teeth from my kunckles. but sewing up another person? no thank you.
    #151 to #150 - xxlopikedxx
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    I decided on going through college to be a surgeon, but now I've really started to overthink my decision
    User avatar#153 to #151 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    skilled surgeons are like people in any other skilled trade. yes you are a doctor, but you still get paid better because you possess a special skill.
    #154 to #153 - xxlopikedxx
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    I want to become one, but I don't want to go to school for an extra 4 years just for nothing extra. yaknowwhatImean?
    User avatar#155 to #154 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    do what makes you happy man. putting money as the priority in your life won't make you happy in the end. my family is the most important thing to me. money is just something i have to get to keep them happy. if you really want to be a surgeon, be a surgeon. if you would rather be a graphic designer, or a rocket scientist, or a school teacher, do whatever makes you happy!
    #156 to #155 - xxlopikedxx
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Thanks man I'll really take that to heart and do what makes me happy
    User avatar#157 to #156 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    i tried to make money my priority. it almost cost me my marriage. when i was a store manager at AutoZone, I was pulling in 42,000/yr before bonuses. that's not bad for a 23 year old with barely any college under his belt. but the stress of managing 10 employees, running a retail location, scheduling, interviews, terminations, everything. all this while being on paper and paid for 50 hours, but working 70+ every single week. it was sressful, and i took it out on my wife. not physically, but passive aggresively pushing her away. money does not a happy man make. luckily i got out of there with my sanity. took a hefty paycut, but there you go. kept a roof over our heads, and food on our table.
    #152 to #151 - xxlopikedxx
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    rethink*
    #125 to #4 - anon id: 3c89eefb
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    "get their careers going" keep on believing that.
    User avatar#130 to #125 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    if you had a user name, i would waste more time. but let me just be blunt: a staggering number of people with degrees don't immediately get placed in their field of choice. they have to take 2 or 3 **** jobs to pay off the bill collectors who come at you as soon as 6 months after graduation.
    #123 to #3 - anon id: 6886fcdb
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Or he went to collage for Management like so many of them do. even know its simple after training.
    #122 to #3 - anon id: c95c9394
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    managers make a fairly good amount of money. mine makes 100K+ a year.
    User avatar#88 to #3 - Keidis
    Reply0
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    2 of my managers have done 4 years of college, and the other two are in college now.

    I also learned my friends brother works with a bunch of people at Meijer who have degrees.
    #27 to #3 - anon id: d7dfa0eb
    Reply0
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    Probably a liberal arts degree or graduated with an BA in business management. To get anywhere in that degree you gotta start at the bottom of business management and work your way up.
    #39 - gziggas
    Reply+32
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    mfw ******* truckbutt
    mfw ******* truckbutt
    #86 - redsalsa
    Reply+17
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    mfw '******* truckbutt'
    mfw '******* truckbutt'
    #44 - nigalthornberry
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    #82 - oreck
    Reply+12
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    I just got a job at McDonalds. I start tomorrow, and I'm horrified because of these posts   
   
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    I just got a job at McDonalds. I start tomorrow, and I'm horrified because of these posts

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    User avatar#114 to #82 - MatthewsGauss
    Reply0
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    prepare to hate people permenatnly after 2 days and about after your 3rd week of working you notice how insanely comfortable your bed is after a long shift
    User avatar#6 - iamkagji
    Reply+12
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    Wow, you got lucky there. By the way, the pic at the bottom is of termites, not ants.
    User avatar#7 to #6 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+2
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    meh, i was too busy to double check.
    User avatar#110 to #7 - rockamekishiko
    Reply+1
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    you can't tell from a simple glance?
    User avatar#115 to #110 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
    Reply+1
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    apparently not..
    #100 - fideldevinci
    Reply+9
    (04/23/2013)[-]
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    #101 to #100 - fideldevinci
    Reply+7
    (04/23/2013)[-]
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    #102 to #101 - fideldevinci
    Reply+9
    (04/23/2013)[-]
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    #61 - jordanface
    Reply+19
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    ******** truckbutt
    ******** truckbutt
    #22 - mindfuckingtastic
    Reply+9
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    "******* truckbutt." thank you for that one, couldn't stop laughing for a couple minutes.
    "******* truckbutt." thank you for that one, couldn't stop laughing for a couple minutes.
    #50 - harrytheheadcrab
    Reply+8
    (04/23/2013)[-]
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    My ******* throat itches now.
    #42 - crosskill
    Reply+6
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    >"Impressiverangeforasaucepacket"   
Mysides are ready for take off in 3...2...1...
    >"Impressiverangeforasaucepacket"
    Mysides are ready for take off in 3...2...1...
    User avatar#98 - TheBanana
    Reply+5
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    *bleach ants*
    *that cant be good for them*

    somebody help me im dying
    that was funny.
    #117 - missylyn
    Reply+4
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    ******* truckbutt
    ******* truckbutt
    #5 - residentevilwesker
    Reply+4
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    This mother ****** deserves the Nobel prize for not murdering some of the people in the previous stories
    User avatar#2 - Nightelfbane
    Reply+7
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    inb4 front page
    #12 - trojandetected
    Reply+6
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    **trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Black Engineer **   
   
More happens in a mcdonalds than in Afghanistan.
    **trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Black Engineer **

    More happens in a mcdonalds than in Afghanistan.
    User avatar#169 - furrymammal
    Reply+3
    (05/10/2013)[-]
    "Hit that bitch with some ranch"
    #126 - Pootering
    Reply+3
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    After all of my years of FJ, I think I might have found my favorite poster. Never re-toasts obviously and extra points for all the laughs coming from text. You deserve a medal or some ****.
    After all of my years of FJ, I think I might have found my favorite poster. Never re-toasts obviously and extra points for all the laughs coming from text. You deserve a medal or some ****.
    User avatar#128 to #126 - Pootering
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    *on. Damnit.
    #109 - harryblazer
    Reply+3
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    ******* truckbut...you sir need to become a writer or at the very least start a food fight on you last day and have them clean it up
    ******* truckbut...you sir need to become a writer or at the very least start a food fight on you last day and have them clean it up
    #99 - waterlinx
    Reply+3
    (04/23/2013)[-]
    Funniest **** I've read in awhile
    Funniest **** I've read in awhile
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