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#1147 - kosicandavid (04/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Wait Kinder Chocolate eggs are banned in USA?
Wait Kinder Chocolate eggs are banned in USA?
#1171 to #1166 - kosicandavid (04/22/2013) [-]
#984 - flufflepuff (04/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Alcohol and heart disease are responsible for more deaths than guns.

ban fast food, and beer, then come talk to me about saving lives.
User avatar #983 - sphincterface (04/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm still upset about the fact that our government decided to drop the whole idea of background checks. Why? I don't get it!
User avatar #1004 to #983 - douthit (04/22/2013) [-]
1. It violates the Second Amendment.

2. The language of the bill would have made it illegal for anyone except the owner of the gun to be in possession of it, which would make millions of shooters instant criminals.

3. Gun ownership is a nonviolent crime, and to enforce that law you would have to endorse the government initiating force against individuals in your name.

4. The Founding Fathers believed in checks and balances to restrict government power, and so they installed the Second Amendment as the ultimate check on overbearing government power. An armed populace is the best guarantee against tyranny, and to give the government the power to decide who is and isn't in a position to place a check on their power is illogical.
#974 - oneironeer (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because kinder eggs had the bright ******* idea to put small surprise toys into their product which resulted in kids choking to death and others damaging teeth. The two are completely unrelated to each other. It's like saying: We won't sell caramel apples with razor blades in them to children, so why let children own knives? Did you know thousands of people die every year by knives in the US alone? Please ban them... for our children's protection.
User avatar #968 - iluvscuba (04/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What did I learn on FJ today?

It's full of liberal-hating conservatives
User avatar #987 to #968 - rockerrocksixty (04/22/2013) [-]
liberals are against guns, not conseravtives.
User avatar #700 - thesoulless ONLINE (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They could certainly protect people by taking the gun away from her. I mean, she's got her finger on the trigger.

What happened to the kinder eggs in the US, anyway? Did some moron try to shove the whole ******* thing down his throat or something.
#643 - scottmc (04/22/2013) [-]
You're holdin that gun wrong. Ya shoot tojos with the other end.
User avatar #622 - IrishAssassin (04/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You can tell this was made by someone who knows very little about guns.

#390 - misledzach (04/22/2013) [-]
Those who will give up a little liberty for a little security, deserve none and will lose them both
#375 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
#362 - kepesauce (04/21/2013) [-]
Kinder eggs are life
User avatar #346 - oxYKellark (04/21/2013) [-]
Assualt weapons are banned you **** .
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User avatar #206 - ronyx (04/21/2013) [-]
Why does the bitch have the finger on the trigger?
#204 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
lmao imagine all the housewives with nothing to do going on white knighting **** like 4chan
#202 - falconxmard (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because the government doesn't want to ban assault weapons to protect people, it wants to ban them so we can't protect ourselves.
Because the government doesn't want to ban assault weapons to protect people, it wants to ban them so we can't protect ourselves.
#205 to #202 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
I see you also listen to Jessie Ventura and/or Ron Paul.
#196 - semicontra (04/21/2013) [-]
Kinder eggs sort of remind me of wonder balls, I wonder if any kids ever choked on the candy...
User avatar #192 - seniorpokeman (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You can't use a Kinder Chocolate Egg to shot a rapist. I've tried...
User avatar #201 to #192 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
>be me
>late night walk down dark alley way
>see lone person
>decide to rape
>who im i kidding rape es no bueno
>end up asking if they need help
>mistaken for a rapist anyway probably because of the box of condoms and knife im holding
>person panics and throws Kinder Chocolate Egg at me
>hits a school bus of kids at the end of the alley
> only survivor me blood everywhere
>next day Kinder Chocolate Egg is banned in US
User avatar #74 - douthit (04/21/2013) [-]
Gun ownership is a nonviolent crime. Nobody's really against guns, you're just against guns being owned by the people. You still want guns in the hands of a small minority in government, because they'll be necessary to take the guns away from the people.
#65 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am sick and tired of people crying that kinder eggs are banned, they themselves aren't banned. The FDA does not allow non-edible objects in foods. Which makes sense, does it not?
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