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#1175 - potatonuggets **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1147 - kosicandavid (04/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Wait Kinder Chocolate eggs are banned in USA?
Wait Kinder Chocolate eggs are banned in USA?
#1171 to #1166 - kosicandavid (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #880 - TopDawg (04/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why do we use guns? We should just throw Kinder Eggs at people, they appear to be dangerous :o Someone educate me!!!
User avatar #893 to #880 - pebar ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
kids shove candy in their mouths
those eggs have little toys inside of them
kids chokes choke on toys

choking is one of the leading causes of deaths for toddlers
more kids are killed by the bare hands of their own parents than by people with guns
yet the far left keeps bitching about how guns are bad....
#879 - gearson (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW i will never get the chance to taste a Kinder Egg
User avatar #876 - ShadeElement (04/22/2013) [-]
OP makes a good point...sort of.

Some retard mother lets her retard child choke on a toy, and ruins Kinder eggs for everyone, because instead of blaming the retarded mom or her retarded kid, we blame the chocolate.

Some retarded mom gets shot by her mentally unstable son, who then uses her unsecured firearms (Cuz she's RETARDED) and goes on a shooting rampage. Suddenly law abiding citizens are losing rights, because instead of blaming the psychopath kid, or his irresponsible gun owning mother, we blame the gun.

#869 - urbemarmis (04/22/2013) [-]
guns can be used for self defense and often are. kinder eggs are meant to be eaten and were banned because of choking hazards. and besides i guarantee you the same people who said "ban kinder eggs" are now saying to ban guns
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#498 - tankguner (04/22/2013) [-]
i love my guns.. my ar-15 the most.. try and take them... i dare you..
User avatar #494 - Cobaltsushi (04/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #319 to #290 - Zarke (04/21/2013) [-]
**** necessary. 99.99% of people who buy them aren't hurting anyone, so why can't they?
#267 - cyndachillin (04/21/2013) [-]
read title
then immediately read description
**** yea
User avatar #263 - Shenanigins (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The obvious answer is to ban more things.
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User avatar #252 - iamkagji (04/21/2013) [-]
I agree, Kinder Surprise Eggs should be legal.

Legalize it!
User avatar #223 - multiusername (04/21/2013) [-]
can a chocolate egg prevent an intruder from taking ure **** ?
User avatar #192 - seniorpokeman (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You can't use a Kinder Chocolate Egg to shot a rapist. I've tried...
User avatar #201 to #192 - xXMAQXx (04/21/2013) [-]
>be me
>late night walk down dark alley way
>see lone person
>decide to rape
>who im i kidding rape es no bueno
>end up asking if they need help
>mistaken for a rapist anyway probably because of the box of condoms and knife im holding
>person panics and throws Kinder Chocolate Egg at me
>hits a school bus of kids at the end of the alley
> only survivor me blood everywhere
>next day Kinder Chocolate Egg is banned in US
User avatar #104 - arkadia ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I remember when I was 6 and my parents let me go down the street to the 7/11 to get some assault rifles with my birthday money. Good times.
#95 - qqqqqqqqq (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"In 2000, 174 children (0-18) in the United States died from unintentional firearm-related injuries"
" In 2000, there were 1,580 suffocations, including 842 unintentional deaths, 568 suicides, 107 homicides and 63 deaths of undetermined manner in the United States."
source: www.childdeathreview.org/causes.htm
#90 - zomaru (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #87 - zomaru (04/21/2013) [-]
Well, To be honest, I would feel safer giving my kid a AR then a Kinder egg. Hundreds of kid chew stupid **** and choke to death each year. You never hear about a kid shooting up another one outside of a black neighborhood, except when Fox news decides its the most important story to have ever existed ever. Still think it's stupid to outlaw them though, kinder eggs are awesome.
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