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#1110 - Reldinrostiare (04/22/2013) [-]
This is sad, because all it says to me is "Bring back KINDER EGGS!" not ban assault rifles. If parents made sure their idiot children didn't choke on the toys or poke their brothers eyes out with them, we'd still have those awesome, delectable little eggs of goodness and fun! D:< PRICKS!
#649 - frozo (04/22/2013) [-]

I browse /k/, this comes up every thread. Very large pic, mind you.
User avatar #688 to #649 - hoodyninja (04/22/2013) [-]
i will use these in later arguments
#445 - bluelightbebop (04/22/2013) [-]
This is so, so stupid.

So biased, so... So ignorant.

**** , i'm raging and i'm not even from the USA.
#97 - vegetatheprince (04/21/2013) [-]
world's going to **** yadda yadda, whatever.

This kind of **** doesn't even bother me anymore. **** it.
#99 to #97 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
mostly because it isn't, and everyone here is mostly just pessimistic crybabies who want to believe that and refuse all the evidence to the contrary. It's human nature to pay attention to the worst things, it's an intelligent being who actually realizes the truth.
User avatar #103 to #99 - vegetatheprince (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 to #97 - anonymousditto (04/21/2013) [-]
haha, read that in vegeta's voice from team4star

"renegade for life" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkCd5hn3yrI
User avatar #108 to #101 - burnitall (04/21/2013) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #1184 - nuckyoufigger (04/22/2013) [-]
Seriously Kinder Surprise are banned in America Seriously!!
User avatar #1196 to #1184 - lesrin (04/22/2013) [-]
just got uplifted i believe
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#1165 to #1162 - iluvharrypotter (04/22/2013) [-]
>Living in no-guns island / britistan
User avatar #1200 to #1174 - lesrin (04/22/2013) [-]
a gun isnt a wepon, it is a tool, one that can be used to hunt, and to protect your self among other things, it is only when we MAKE them a wepon and show everyone thats what it should be used for that we start to find ourselves in trouble
#879 - gearson (04/22/2013) [-]
MFW i will never get the chance to taste a Kinder Egg
User avatar #882 to #879 - ShadeElement (04/22/2013) [-]
You can still buy Kinder Eggs state side.

The ban is on selling them as food.
Nothing says a store can't sell them as a non-food novelty. What you do with them after you leave the store is none of their business.
There are 3 locations on my block alone that sells Kinders.
#643 - scottmc (04/22/2013) [-]
You're holdin that gun wrong. Ya shoot tojos with the other end.
#451 - tyroneisanigger (04/22/2013) [-]
Well the kinder eggs is made for eating, one that doesn't know of the toy inside could easily choke on it. The other is a semi auto gun, I'm assuming it's semi auto because full auto ARE banned in America. To buy a semi auto gun of any sorts, you must be an adult, now I believe the age is 21 for handgun, 18 for rifle. A child cannot obtain a rifle easily. Say the firearm is at the house with children, gun owners typically purchase gun safes to keep firearms locked away so their children cannot obtain them. The main point is a small child can obtain a kinder egg a lot easier than a rifle.
It still sucks that they are banned though.
#447 - buttonsrainbow (04/22/2013) [-]
It is in no way implying that the ban on kinder eggs and guns are the same. All it is saying is that America bans kinder eggs, but not assault weapons...but honestly what kid would seriously eat the whole damn egg. When I was a kid I never even ate the chocolate all I wanted was the toy
It is in no way implying that the ban on kinder eggs and guns are the same. All it is saying is that America bans kinder eggs, but not assault weapons...but honestly what kid would seriously eat the whole damn egg. When I was a kid I never even ate the chocolate all I wanted was the toy
#267 - cyndachillin (04/21/2013) [-]
read title
then immediately read description
**** yea
#171 - icecreamscoop (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 - blacklite (04/21/2013) [-]
Well kinder eggs are marketed towards children and WERE available for sale at any time.

Guns of any kind at least require a license and have a waiting period.

I mean, having that **** for a chocolate egg would be more difficult than just banning them, but banning assault weapons would cause a LOT more controversy.
#63 to #54 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
Hello fellow Californian.
User avatar #64 to #63 - blacklite (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm from Missouri
#70 to #64 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry about that. When you said you needed a license and waiting period to acquire a gun, I assumed Californian. I didn't know Missouri had the same strict policies.

Quite a few states don't require a license or a wait time.

How's Missouri doing?
User avatar #71 to #70 - blacklite (04/21/2013) [-]
Not bad I suppose
User avatar #47 - koobzacc (04/21/2013) [-]
Gee, I sure hope this doesn't start a controversy in the comments secion
User avatar #1011 - salts (04/22/2013) [-]
sorry thought you had to be over a certain age to buy a gun in america...also i don't know of many kids who at the age of 7-9 wouldn't get knocked the **** down by large caliber rifle's kick
User avatar #1035 to #1011 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
the recoil of an ar-15 is very managable
User avatar #1040 to #1035 - salts (04/22/2013) [-]
and to be fair were talking about 7-9 yr olds ...kids ...
User avatar #1038 to #1035 - salts (04/22/2013) [-]
5.56 or .22
User avatar #880 - TopDawg (04/22/2013) [-]
Why do we use guns? We should just throw Kinder Eggs at people, they appear to be dangerous :o Someone educate me!!!
User avatar #893 to #880 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
kids shove candy in their mouths
those eggs have little toys inside of them
kids chokes choke on toys

choking is one of the leading causes of deaths for toddlers
more kids are killed by the bare hands of their own parents than by people with guns
yet the far left keeps bitching about how guns are bad....
User avatar #924 to #893 - ivoryhammer (04/22/2013) [-]
It's not "the far left". It's intelligent people.
User avatar #929 to #924 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
those two things are complete opposites
User avatar #931 to #929 - ivoryhammer (04/22/2013) [-]
Exactly, not many people are even to "the far left", at least nobody politically, most democrats are moderate.
User avatar #899 to #893 - TopDawg (04/22/2013) [-]
*Gasp* I demand action! Lets make the kinder eggs look like evil devices that cause deaths no matter what so the stay banned!!
User avatar #906 to #899 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
as far as I know it's just importing that's banned which is the same for most guns
it's pretty uncommon to find a foreign made gun in the US
User avatar #910 to #906 - TopDawg (04/22/2013) [-]
Okay I'll stop being a smart ass, and no, thats not entirely true. With the right license here, you can get your hands on it. A class five dealers license here will get you anything if you can find a contact to sell it to you.
#310 - John Cena (04/21/2013) [-]
What ******* terrible trigger discipline.
#348 to #310 - verby ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
SHe learned gun safety from Diane Feinstein
User avatar #291 - happygrowman (04/21/2013) [-]
im sitting here in germany, munching dozens of these "kinder überraschung" and laughing at your frustration in america
#315 to #291 - weejer (04/21/2013) [-]
you sick bastard
you sick bastard
User avatar #192 - seniorpokeman (04/21/2013) [-]
You can't use a Kinder Chocolate Egg to shot a rapist. I've tried...
User avatar #201 to #192 - xXMAQXx (04/21/2013) [-]
>be me
>late night walk down dark alley way
>see lone person
>decide to rape
>who im i kidding rape es no bueno
>end up asking if they need help
>mistaken for a rapist anyway probably because of the box of condoms and knife im holding
>person panics and throws Kinder Chocolate Egg at me
>hits a school bus of kids at the end of the alley
> only survivor me blood everywhere
>next day Kinder Chocolate Egg is banned in US
User avatar #210 to #201 - seniorpokeman (04/21/2013) [-]
I remember seeing that on the news.
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