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User avatar #807 - Schwarzenegger (04/22/2013) [-]
Liberal cocksucker.
#818 to #807 - SrslyWtf (04/22/2013) [-]
Liberal means free, dont all you Americans preach freedom? Why you hating on the freedom, bro?
User avatar #822 to #818 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
Liberal in America definitely does not mean free.....
#825 to #822 - SrslyWtf (04/22/2013) [-]
The English dictionary doesn't change for each English speaking country, i'm afraid
User avatar #865 to #825 - newsmyrna (04/22/2013) [-]
Actually yes it does their is no formal body that decides what is a part of the English language and what is not, which is strange most languages do have a formal body that decides that. Anyway digress the closet thing too that system for English is dictionaries. The UK uses Oxford and the US uses Webster. Plus it is quite obvious to any English speaker that there are differences between the way English is spoken US/Canada, UK, SA, NZ/AU.
User avatar #855 to #825 - wallbuilder (04/22/2013) [-]
In this context I believe "liberal" refers to a political party or ideal.
User avatar #826 to #818 - roliga ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Liberty means free, liberal is quite the opposite
User avatar #754 - thatotherchild (04/22/2013) [-]
because you choke to death on an egg you cant fit a full sized assault rifle in your ******* mouth
User avatar #755 to #754 - jokeface (04/22/2013) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #765 to #756 - jokeface (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #218 - charagrin (04/21/2013) [-]
Where is the assault weapon mentioned in the photo?
User avatar #221 to #218 - YoursTruley (04/21/2013) [-]
its in the little boy's hands
#220 to #218 - Ken M (04/21/2013) [-]
The bottom.
"We won't sell Kinder chocolate eggs in the interest of child safety. Why not assault weapons?"
#56 - wardylocks (04/21/2013) [-]
I lost a baby tooth biting open the container in a Kinder Egg once..   
but seriously why are they banned?
I lost a baby tooth biting open the container in a Kinder Egg once..

but seriously why are they banned?
#58 to #56 - gingerowne ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
some little retard shoved one in his mouth and chocked on the toy capsule then his crazy ass mom who decided to let her retard do this complained and then millions of crazy mothers joined in and bam no more kinder surprises for America
User avatar #59 to #58 - wardylocks (04/21/2013) [-]
******* cripes that kid had a massive mouth.
#60 to #59 - gingerowne ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
no doubt lol guess he was a determined little ******
User avatar #610 - holywarstpd (04/22/2013) [-]
If any you ********* want to ban "assault weapons" to get them off the streets, you should probably ban that cocaine and meth stuff.... oh wait....
User avatar #366 - chthulhu (04/21/2013) [-]
Because assault rifles are marketed towards adults, not kids who will shove the thing down their throat like a ******* moron. And if you let your kids get anywhere near your gun, you're just as retarded as the kids who choke on kinder surprise.
User avatar #936 - amsel (04/22/2013) [-]
Banning assault rifles gives the government more power over the people. The second amendment has nothing to do with hunting; it was put in there to ensure that at any given point in time, the majority population would have stronger firepower than the government. With new legislation allowing the federal government to use drones in law enforcement, and the ridiculous arsenal of automatic weaponry and explosives owned by the military, it's silly to ban something like assault rifles. I really don't understand how "let's ban more things and intentionally give up a piece of our freedom" is ever a respectable argument in politics.
#445 - bluelightbebop (04/22/2013) [-]
This is so, so stupid.

So biased, so... So ignorant.

**** , i'm raging and i'm not even from the USA.
User avatar #1154 - dreadedsin ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
An Asian kid with a kinder egg is more dangerous than the girl holding the assault rifle.

Reason: He could go all Bruce lee on your ass and you wouldn't even know it
#1160 to #1154 - Ken M (04/22/2013) [-]
i'll keep it simple for you mate. assault rifles are machine guns. machine guns are functionally illegal in the US.

User avatar #1163 to #1160 - thegamerslife (04/22/2013) [-]
Unless you get a class 3 license but that is only in a few states and SUPER expensive and time consuming and frankly ain't nobody got time fo that!
User avatar #1212 to #1163 - mattmenzo ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Actually Machine guns (class 3 ) are only banned in : CA, DE, DC, HI, NY, WA. The extreme cost is from the Weapon itself and not the $200 dollars to get the class 3 licence.
User avatar #1214 to #1212 - thegamerslife (04/22/2013) [-]
I live in WA. :( oh well, we do have everything else.
User avatar #223 - multiusername (04/21/2013) [-]
can a chocolate egg prevent an intruder from taking ure **** ?
#107 - Ken M (04/21/2013) [-]
One is a child and one is an Asian.
User avatar #104 - arkadia (04/21/2013) [-]
I remember when I was 6 and my parents let me go down the street to the 7/11 to get some assault rifles with my birthday money. Good times.
User avatar #87 - zomaru (04/21/2013) [-]
Well, To be honest, I would feel safer giving my kid a AR then a Kinder egg. Hundreds of kid chew stupid **** and choke to death each year. You never hear about a kid shooting up another one outside of a black neighborhood, except when Fox news decides its the most important story to have ever existed ever. Still think it's stupid to outlaw them though, kinder eggs are awesome.
User avatar #74 - douthit (04/21/2013) [-]
Gun ownership is a nonviolent crime. Nobody's really against guns, you're just against guns being owned by the people. You still want guns in the hands of a small minority in government, because they'll be necessary to take the guns away from the people.
#65 - Ken M (04/21/2013) [-]
I am sick and tired of people crying that kinder eggs are banned, they themselves aren't banned. The FDA does not allow non-edible objects in foods. Which makes sense, does it not?
#75 to #65 - Ken M (04/21/2013) [-]
fortune cookies allow it. cereal boxes allow it too
User avatar #54 - blacklite (04/21/2013) [-]
Well kinder eggs are marketed towards children and WERE available for sale at any time.

Guns of any kind at least require a license and have a waiting period.

I mean, having that **** for a chocolate egg would be more difficult than just banning them, but banning assault weapons would cause a LOT more controversy.
#63 to #54 - Ken M (04/21/2013) [-]
Hello fellow Californian.
User avatar #64 to #63 - blacklite (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm from Missouri
#70 to #64 - Ken M (04/21/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry about that. When you said you needed a license and waiting period to acquire a gun, I assumed Californian. I didn't know Missouri had the same strict policies.

Quite a few states don't require a license or a wait time.

How's Missouri doing?
User avatar #71 to #70 - blacklite (04/21/2013) [-]
Not bad I suppose
User avatar #47 - koobzacc (04/21/2013) [-]
Gee, I sure hope this doesn't start a controversy in the comments secion
#28 - hirollin (04/21/2013) [-]
Damn Jackie! Get your finger off the egg!
User avatar #11 - mypielovingfriend (04/21/2013) [-]
Oy Bitch get your damn finger off the trigger
User avatar #3 - independantnight (04/21/2013) [-]
When did these get banned? I remember seeing them in stores last year... (I live in a pretty secluded area of CO, so I only see things like this when I travel)
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