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User avatar #807 - Schwarzenegger (04/22/2013) [-]
Liberal cocksucker.
#818 to #807 - SrslyWtf (04/22/2013) [-]
Liberal means free, dont all you Americans preach freedom? Why you hating on the freedom, bro?
User avatar #822 to #818 - pebar ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Liberal in America definitely does not mean free.....
#825 to #822 - SrslyWtf (04/22/2013) [-]
The English dictionary doesn't change for each English speaking country, i'm afraid
User avatar #865 to #825 - newsmyrna ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Actually yes it does their is no formal body that decides what is a part of the English language and what is not, which is strange most languages do have a formal body that decides that. Anyway digress the closet thing too that system for English is dictionaries. The UK uses Oxford and the US uses Webster. Plus it is quite obvious to any English speaker that there are differences between the way English is spoken US/Canada, UK, SA, NZ/AU.
User avatar #855 to #825 - wallbuilder (04/22/2013) [-]
In this context I believe "liberal" refers to a political party or ideal.
User avatar #826 to #818 - roliga (04/22/2013) [-]
Liberty means free, liberal is quite the opposite
User avatar #754 - thatotherchild (04/22/2013) [-]
because you choke to death on an egg you cant fit a full sized assault rifle in your ******* mouth
User avatar #755 to #754 - jokeface (04/22/2013) [-]
Challenge accepted.
User avatar #765 to #756 - jokeface (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #477 - darksideofthebeast (04/22/2013) [-]
**** you op
**** you hard.
Guns are not what kill children.
#485 to #477 - freenarative (04/22/2013) [-]
no, bullets are.
User avatar #487 to #485 - darksideofthebeast (04/22/2013) [-]
neither of them
Its humans.
#493 to #487 - freenarative (04/22/2013) [-]
Guns don't kill people, rappers do. I heard it on a documentary on BBC2
JIC you don't get the joke,,, its a line from a welsh rap group called goldie looking chain.
youtube them for the lols ;)
User avatar #610 - holywarstpd (04/22/2013) [-]
If any you ********* want to ban "assault weapons" to get them off the streets, you should probably ban that cocaine and meth stuff.... oh wait....
User avatar #563 - foliap (04/22/2013) [-]
ok...ok. Honestly, I think both arguments are flawed regarding gun laws. But if you own a gun for self defense, why are there those with more than one? why would you need an assault riffle and so on, why not just an ordinary hand gun? Isn't that the point where the commodity of owning a gun becomes less self protection and more for leisure.

I'm don't really side with either end, as there isn't really any fix to the crime issues in america, but I don't agree with the argument "the gun didn't kill the person" statement. You're providing a killer with a killing machine, the use of a gun is quick and fast and requires much less pre-meditation to do than physically attack someone with a knife. I dunno, There are pro's an cons to either end, but it's really those two things that piss me off about the pro gun side.
#586 to #563 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
Owning more than one has a few advantages, besides simply enjoying it. For example, you can have a .22 and a couple .45s. The .22 would be for target practice and the .45s would be for personal protection. When one runs out, you can switch to the other, or you can have them in different palces in your home so that you always have easy access to one in case of emergency.
User avatar #630 to #563 - thathorse ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Some people also use them as a hobby for competition shooting or hunting. "Assault Rifles" are illegal without the proper paper work and permits and if for some reason you wish to move them from your home to somewhere else you must notify the police. An AR15 is a civilian model which is a semi-auto meaning that it fires one round per trigger pull. There are other rifles that do the same but aren't mentioned because they don't look "scary" like the AR15 does.
#598 to #563 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
As for using a gun as opposed to a knife, yes it's easier, but that's the point. A small woman with a gun instead of a knife is on equal ground with a large man who has one.
User avatar #936 - amsel (04/22/2013) [-]
Banning assault rifles gives the government more power over the people. The second amendment has nothing to do with hunting; it was put in there to ensure that at any given point in time, the majority population would have stronger firepower than the government. With new legislation allowing the federal government to use drones in law enforcement, and the ridiculous arsenal of automatic weaponry and explosives owned by the military, it's silly to ban something like assault rifles. I really don't understand how "let's ban more things and intentionally give up a piece of our freedom" is ever a respectable argument in politics.
#445 - bluelightbebop ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
This is so, so stupid.

So biased, so... So ignorant.

**** , i'm raging and i'm not even from the USA.
User avatar #876 - ShadeElement (04/22/2013) [-]
OP makes a good point...sort of.

Some retard mother lets her retard child choke on a toy, and ruins Kinder eggs for everyone, because instead of blaming the retarded mom or her retarded kid, we blame the chocolate.

Some retarded mom gets shot by her mentally unstable son, who then uses her unsecured firearms (Cuz she's RETARDED) and goes on a shooting rampage. Suddenly law abiding citizens are losing rights, because instead of blaming the psychopath kid, or his irresponsible gun owning mother, we blame the gun.

User avatar #833 - ShadeElement (04/22/2013) [-]
Not going to get sucked in to the increasingly idiotic Gun Control debate (especially when recent polls show that only 4% of Americans think its a priority issue).

What I will say is this-
How awesome would it be if, instead of using a gun, some guy burst into a class room or movie theater and started throwing Kinder eggs at everyone.
#824 - eatthepolarbears (04/22/2013) [-]
Ban cats?
Ban cats?
#791 - UnoSkullmanx ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
because banning guns will ensure that maniacs won't shoot children huh guys

we should also ban meth and cocaine while we're at it

funnyjunk: the combined intelligence of a rectal tumor
#795 to #791 - UnoSkullmanx ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
what's even worse is that the ******* communist Democrats have killed and poisoned the Liberal movement to the point of no return. I hate calling myself a liberal these days, because I automatically get bunched with those ******** . Real liberals SUPPORT GUN OWNERSHIP.

**** the democrats and **** Obama, they've ruined this country.
#778 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
You know I keep seeing these things about Kinder Surprise and how they're ban, yet I bought one in Chicago at the christmas market. They had boxes of them.
User avatar #780 to #778 - eonelemental (04/22/2013) [-]
Damn it I forgot to sign in.
#745 - bladebites (04/22/2013) [-]
I live in the US of A, and I go to this mall (Sawgrass Mills Mall) and there are kinder surprise eggs being sold literally all over the 						*******					 place in there like it ain't no deal, and no one really gives a 						****					. It's weird.
I live in the US of A, and I go to this mall (Sawgrass Mills Mall) and there are kinder surprise eggs being sold literally all over the ******* place in there like it ain't no deal, and no one really gives a **** . It's weird.
#750 to #745 - TheLastNinja ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
No idea why but Judas Priest's song Breaking The Law just started to play in my mind.... Wtf brain
User avatar #761 to #745 - spyisspy (04/22/2013) [-]
address, now
User avatar #767 to #761 - bladebites (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #769 to #767 - spyisspy (04/22/2013) [-]
inb4 prank calls and maybe someone crazed robbing it for its eggs
User avatar #771 to #769 - bladebites (04/22/2013) [-]
Strangely enough, not a lot of people buy them.
Like, it's the only ******* place to get them around here, and everyone in murica wants them. How the **** can they not be selling like crazy?
User avatar #760 - jokeface (04/22/2013) [-]
There's a sneaker in that desk...I wanna know why there's a ******* sneaker in a desk for an anti-gun ad...
#757 - forevertrombone (04/22/2013) [-]
Well you can't choke on a 						*******					 assault rifle.
Well you can't choke on a ******* assault rifle.
#736 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
It's not as though guns are sold to children though. And kids are attracted to chocolate and they'll stuff it down their throats. Most wouldn't with a gun
User avatar #700 - thesoulless ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
They could certainly protect people by taking the gun away from her. I mean, she's got her finger on the trigger.

What happened to the kinder eggs in the US, anyway? Did some moron try to shove the whole ******* thing down his throat or something.
User avatar #717 to #700 - moooossseeee (04/22/2013) [-]
Exactly what happened. The ban was lifted recently though.
User avatar #622 - IrishAssassin (04/22/2013) [-]
You can tell this was made by someone who knows very little about guns.

#684 to #622 - atkissonbr (04/22/2013) [-]
guess who else doesn't know **** about guns
User avatar #655 to #622 - negativeone (04/22/2013) [-]
Is that your primary concern? Not the fact that she is holding a gun?
User avatar #805 to #655 - IrishAssassin (04/22/2013) [-]
I trust her with a gun as long as she is responsible with it and doesn't do **** like that
#594 - Yojimbo (04/22/2013) [-]
Man I miss Kinder Eggs. I get them one day a year when my grandmother brings them back from Germany.
Man I miss Kinder Eggs. I get them one day a year when my grandmother brings them back from Germany.
User avatar #620 to #594 - eatherbreather (04/22/2013) [-]
You poor bastard we have them everywhere here in Aus. But we can't own ANYTHING that is semi auto... umm wait, hang on a minute! I think I'm the poor bastrad now : (
User avatar #494 - Cobaltsushi (04/22/2013) [-]
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