Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
#54 - hankpym
Reply +10
(04/21/2013) [-]
#1 - twi
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
************* CANADA
always acting so nice, always saying "we're sorry"
it's a plot to get us to trust them so they can kill us all

WHAT IF THE BUILT NUCLEAR MISSILE SILOS UNDERGROUND, UNDER ALL THAT SNOW
#46 to #1 - skylights
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
Don't be silly. Just because we have a lot of uranium hanging around here doesn't mean we're hiding anything.
#87 to #1 - canadafag
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
Why would you think we would do such a thing?!
#23 to #1 - fantomen
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
Even neutral counties like Sweden had nuclear weapons programs.
I bet Canada had some **** like that too, but they just classified it.

Even if they didn't have nukes they probably had/has other WMDs like Sarin or VX.
#227 to #23 - cattestacles
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
the only form of WMD I could think of, being I'm Canadian, involves Francium and our water bombers. Either that, or freezing mass amounts of water in the shape of giant cubes and dropping them from the sky.
#178 to #1 - namesboo
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
Canadians.
#88 to #1 - mahneke
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
Or in the sky?
#13 to #1 - derkarus
Reply +10
(04/21/2013) [-]
We have no need for nukes, we merely provoke others into attacking us, which brings about their own downfall.

It ******* snowed today, didn't stay but still snowed.
#284 - golbot
Reply +7
(04/22/2013) [-]
For the record.... the North killed more southerners than the south killed northerners.


'union
#306 to #284 - shitposting
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
and thats why you dont piss with MURICA
#314 to #284 - anon
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
William Tecumseh ******* Sherman

I play wars in Civilization on a plan modeled after his brilliant tactics.
1. Kill everyone
2. Burn Everything
3. Repeat
#329 to #314 - vparrish
Reply +1
(04/22/2013) [-]
I don't view rapeing the land everywhere you go so that it takes an forever to recover back to a reasonable state brilliant tactics (sherman neck ties were just an asshole move) but at least he was better than grant. After all they were fighting to keep this land in the first place, that's basically just saying if we can't have it neither can you.
#320 to #314 - calawesome
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
I feel kinda conflicted about this statement.....You say you're a fan of his, yet you're an angry black man?
#321 to #320 - anon
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
He was a vital asset in freeing the slaves. Destroyed all their food, but at least they had their FREEDOM to sustain them.
#322 to #321 - calawesome
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
Fair deuce.
#324 to #284 - wootshop
Reply +1
(04/22/2013) [-]
And that's how wars are won, kids.
#338 to #284 - neverposting
Reply +3
(04/22/2013) [-]
Did it not occur to you that that is how wars are won?
#344 to #338 - golbot
Reply -1
(04/22/2013) [-]
see below post
#293 to #284 - daedrakiller
Reply +9
(04/22/2013) [-]
That's typically a condition for winning a war
#332 to #293 - golbot
Reply -1
(04/22/2013) [-]
ACTUALLY, Wars are won by destroying the enemy's center of gravity, which is not always an army, or "kill count". A recent example of this is the war in vietnam. A center of gravity can be a city (like Stalingrad in the eastern front of ww2) or a person (george washington in the war of independence). The center of gravity for the North in the civil war was DC, whereas for the south, it was Lee and his army (early union generals wrongly thought it was Richmond, hence the reason the war dragged out).
#357 to #332 - smokedmeatlog
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
Usually in order to get to those centers one has to win a lot of battles, and individual battles were won with whoever killed more.
#361 to #357 - golbot
Reply -1
(04/22/2013) [-]
Also not true, individual battles can be won despite not killing more than you lose. classic examples are, once again, stalingrad, the battle of Cowpens, the battle of cold harbor.... all of which the winning side lost more men than the other
#352 to #332 - anon
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
When you started talking about using Vietnam as an example, I expected descriptions of the Vietnamese center of gravity.
I understand what you're saying, and you are right, but you shouldn't bring up an example and then not use it. That's just poor form.
#263 - alucord ONLINE
Reply +2
(04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe Canada apologised for everything because they are secretly trying to rule the world
Maybe Canada apologised for everything because they are secretly trying to rule the world
#343 to #263 - drdiddly
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
Don't spoil our plans
#266 to #263 - iamcanadian
Reply +1
(04/22/2013) [-]
We think of it as earning your trust and then manipulating it
#270 to #266 - alucord ONLINE
Reply +9
(04/22/2013) [-]
Well just because everyone else trusts you doesn't mean I don't know the truth now!
#271 to #270 - iamcanadian
Reply +1
(04/22/2013) [-]
Oops



sorry
#277 to #263 - rcomeau
Reply +2
(04/22/2013) [-]
in Canada all we want is your maple trees so we can tap them to make more syrup... and we are willing to send in our toughest lumber jacks to accomplish this mission
#133 - nottatguy
Reply -16
(04/21/2013) [-]
If you attack Denmark I'll **** you up bitch
#139 to #133 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Will you force-feed us alcohol?
#143 to #139 - nottatguy
Reply -12
(04/21/2013) [-]
You ***** can't even drink 2 beers without hitting the ground lol
#147 to #143 - bokkos
Reply +9
(04/21/2013) [-]
Stop. You're making to good people of Denmark look like assholes.
#150 to #147 - nottatguy
Reply -18
(04/21/2013) [-]
CAUSE BABY TOOOOONIGHT I AM PISSING FUNNYJUNK OOOOFFF AGAAAAAAAIN
#156 to #150 - suddenlypotatoes
Reply +7
(04/21/2013) [-]
You want people thinking that your country is full of assholes?
#210 to #156 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
+1
has deleted their comment [-]
#381 to #210 - nottatguy
Reply -1
(04/22/2013) [-]
I actually achieved pissing a few people off, wow.
#382 to #381 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#154 to #143 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
Coming from the 12 year old most likely
#380 to #154 - nottatguy
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
18 actually.
#209 to #133 - mrblueftw
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
I cant take down everyone at my school, non the less the US and its allies.
#59 - lamarsmithgot
Reply +9
(04/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#330 - chaoticlaw
Reply +8
(04/22/2013) [-]
The U.S. has a lot of red.
#331 to #330 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#339 to #331 - chaoticlaw
Reply +1
(04/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#340 to #339 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#345 to #340 - chaoticlaw
Reply +1
(04/22/2013) [-]
Why? It was an honest mistake.
#336 to #331 - anon
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
The point is actually just that the 3 flags in the last panel are all very peaceful countries that won't attack anyone. There is no underlying message that the U.S is Patrick in the hall monitor episode of Spongebob, it's just a simple joke that those three countries won't start anything besides a petting zoo.
#341 to #336 - chaoticlaw
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
Ah, ok.
#335 to #330 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#337 to #330 - oregmes
Reply 0
(04/22/2013) [-]
7 lines of red 6 lines of white blue square with 50 white starts in it
#274 - MRfunnyFACE
Reply +3
(04/22/2013) [-]
OH NO THE KITTEN! SAVE THE KITTEN
#276 to #274 - MRfunnyFACE
Reply +8
(04/22/2013) [-]
this is why we can't have nice things...
#179 - namesboo
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
They stay almost unknown then BAM they are nuking the **** out of you.
#180 to #179 - shpoopy
Reply +8
(04/21/2013) [-]
**** albanians. they're the ************** of europe
#181 to #180 - namesboo
Reply +5
(04/21/2013) [-]
Jesus what are you? the reincarnation of Hitler?
Jesus what are you? the reincarnation of Hitler?
#182 to #181 - shpoopy
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
they stole my car wheels while i was there. i have my reasons :(
#186 to #182 - namesboo
Reply +2
(04/21/2013) [-]
What if it was a Serb or Bosnian that moved to start a new life because they Stole too many cars back in Serbia or Bosnia so it led to everyone hating them so they thought they could start again in Albania but just fell into old habits?
#198 to #181 - cadaverbox
Reply +3
(04/21/2013) [-]
you clearly havent experienced the plague that is ************* gypsies
#72 - knitey
Reply +8
(04/21/2013) [-]
I love polanball
#52 - anon
Reply 0
(04/21/2013) [-]
******* Monaco, are you serious?
#55 to #52 - skarre
Reply +8
(04/21/2013) [-]
It's supposed to represent Poland, but in all Polandball comics Poland is supposed to be upside down.
Why? Ask Krautchan..
#15 - warbob
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
Implying USA doesn't have a lot of red on the flag.
#20 to #15 - captnpl ONLINE
Reply +7
(04/21/2013) [-]
less than half is red
#278 - Pompano
Reply +6
(04/22/2013) [-]



Try me.
#193 - tostito
Reply +6
(04/21/2013) [-]
Looks like North Korea doesn't have red enough
Looks like North Korea doesn't have red enough
#176 - robotrino
Reply +6
(04/21/2013) [-]
League made me racist against poles
#190 to #176 - lolwtfme
Reply +1
(04/21/2013) [-]
can i ask why?
#169 - kingarturi
Reply +6
(04/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#71 - herpymcderp
Reply +6
(04/21/2013) [-]
Kitten is many fun.
Kitten is many fun.
#360 - TheInvader
Reply +4
(04/22/2013) [-]
Pokeball Poland will rule us all
#94 - yogurtcup
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
at first I thought the joke would be that America is colored on red, and they would turn on America. I guess not.   
   
(Gif related)
at first I thought the joke would be that America is colored on red, and they would turn on America. I guess not.

(Gif related)
#93 - fukkentyranitar
Reply +4
(04/21/2013) [-]
But, doesn't the U.S have a lot of red in their flag as well?