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#486 - anonasuser
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(04/21/2013) [-]
thought it'd be a fap joke.
great post either way. nice.
#477 - carnageboy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This is so funny
This is so funny
#520 - duskmane
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I'm so confused.   
My text is suddenly dark blue.   
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!   
IT'S LIKE PUBERTY ALL OVER AGAIN!
I'm so confused.
My text is suddenly dark blue.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!
IT'S LIKE PUBERTY ALL OVER AGAIN!
#481 - TheUndeadMexican
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(04/21/2013) [-]
What I thought Of.
What I thought Of.
#472 - thechosentroll
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#455 - helenwheels
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(04/21/2013) [-]
All gender identity's are okay! Except straight.
#471 to #455 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Usually the case with these things. If the normal one is depicted at all, it's shown as worse than any of the others.
#470 to #455 - thechosentroll
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Ah, red thumbs on a joke. Always a good sign. It means people are so defensive and wound up about the subject that they pounce on anything they don't consider positive for them. It's a sign that the ********* won't be dying down anytime soon.
#484 to #470 - hammarhead
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That, or the joke was either too obscure or badly put together to understand.
#421 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#210 - bitchplzzz
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(04/21/2013) [-]
To everyone against and for gay rights:

Who cares?
#514 - I Am Monkey
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I support gay rights and whatnot, but "transgender" isn't a third gender, it's a disorder. It's either a genetic disorder were you are born with two sets of sex organs or it's a mental disorder were you think you're a woman born in a mans body or some ********. It pisses me off when people try to act like it's normal and piggyback their cause with the rest of the gay rights movement. There's nothing natural about having tens of thousands of dollars of plastic surgery to make yourself look like the opposite sex.
#535 to #514 - clevergurl
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(04/22/2013) [-]
^^^^^^^^^ this right here, exactly, btw I'm actually gay, and approve your message
^^^^^^^^^ this right here, exactly, btw I'm actually gay, and approve your message
#521 to #514 - dblej
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While I agree with you for the most part, I think disorder is a bit strong of a term to be used here because it makes a strong statement that there's something wrong with them mentally and physically. One thing you didn't take into consideration was the fact that some people have surgery as babies due to their parents believing that they were the opposite sex due to a tiny penis or a large clitoris. This causes them to have been born one sex and to mentally be that gender, but physically be another and it's in no way their fault.
#525 to #521 - anon
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I think you're making a stronger statement there there is nothing wrong with them mentally. You approach it as if it's a completely normal thing, when in reality it is not. You take extremely isolated incidents and present them as a blanket coverage of the entire issue, as if every transgender person is simply the product of a mis-diagnosis at birth.
#530 to #525 - dblej
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You're right and I thank you for pointing that out to me. There are many types of transexual people and while the one I listed is one of the more common ones there are others. There are tribes in lesser developed countries where girls will be raised and upon reaching puberty their hormones spurr on the development of penis and other male organs making their sex obvious. This is a natural occurrence within that specific society and they treat it very normally. Hormones have been found to play a large role in this process and certain birth control medications have been found to lead to higher rates of children that identify as the opposite sex. Typically if by age 5 or 6 if a child adamantly declares themselves to be the other sex they'll grow up to be transexual. Again these are just the ones I'm more familiar with, but I hope that does clear up the issue a bit.
#544 to #514 - Crusader
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For them though, it's not plastic surgery to look normal, it's corrective surgery.
Like if you have an extra finger, and you have surgery to remove it.
That is what transgenders believe.
#546 to #514 - princessren
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#552 to #514 - MysticTomatoe
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(04/22/2013) [-]
glorious blue name master race
#474 - gibroner
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I don't judge people with non traditional gender identities for the sole reason that I absolutely do not understand them
#468 - thechosentroll
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Such a pleasant *********. And about sexuality, of all things. Quite a surprise, considering it hasn't been an issue in ages. I haven't seen one of these babies outside of youtube comments in years. It's so nice when the *********** about something that affects people directly. They become so passionate and stubborn when defending their point and simply refuse to even consider anyone elses' opinion no matter how hard others try. Truely the ingredients for a perfect *********.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I hear the microwave beeping. My popcorn must be ready. This is going to be interesting.
#314 - elcreepo
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(04/21/2013) [-]
I can't understand this graph.

Can't we just leave it at two genders/identities? As in, If you're a man in a woman's body or vice versa, or if you're a tranny you're whatever you changed yourself to.

None of this I have a female arm/leg but everything else is male ********.
#213 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact: There's only 3 sexualites.
gay, Straight, and Bi.
Making up more just to feel special only makes you a tool.
You can only **** dudes, chicks, or both.
Saying you're "Asexual" is just a faggot excuse for being a Virgin, which you remain until you actually **** somebody, then you become gay, Straight, or Bi.

I don't give a **** about what you say you are. Or what you think you identify as. If you go around saying "lol i'm bi" without having actually ****** both genders, you're a ******* lying attention whore, shut the **** up.

this is going to piss a bunch of those little "lol im gay but never actually ****** a guy pay attention to me please im different" faggots, but I don't give a ****. You can ******* blow me.
#229 to #213 - iamphoenix
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You don't need to have ****** someone to be sexually attracted to them. That doesn't make sense in the slightest.
#240 to #229 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't understand that, but the rest of what this guy is saying is spot on. What really pisses me off is this "pansexual" bullcrap. Like what does that even mean? If you like girls and guys, you're bi. That's all there is to it. The ****, people
#259 to #240 - thatnerdyguy
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I think pansexuality is basically supposed to encompass attraction to transgenders...or something like that?
#446 to #259 - violentpixi
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As a bisexual, I find transgendered people such as Andrej Pejic to be extremely attractive. Pansexuality seems ignorant of transgendered and transexualed people as still being people and so perfectly under the definition of what bisexual attraction sort of covers.
#303 to #259 - anon
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Transgenders can still be identified as one of the two genders, though.
It still falls into Bisexual.
#237 to #229 - anon
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And here we go with someone getting offended by me telling them they're not a special gay little snowflake.

Saying you're gay without actually ******* a dude is like saying you have a huge penis without showing anyone. It's all well and good, but it doesn't prove anything.

Anyone can SAY that they're attracted to anyone. **** doesn't matter until you actually do something about it.
#243 to #237 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
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No one has to prove their sexuality to anyone. Just because not everyone in the world has seen it doesn't mean it's not true. Come on.
#247 to #243 - anon
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Then why the **** do people make such a huge deal about being gay, straight, or bi?
If you're not going to prove to me that you play for a certain team, then don't ******* tell me about it.
#250 to #247 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account**
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Well you're trying too hard to be an asshole so I'll just leave you to it. Have fun pissing people off, jerk.
#283 to #250 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
"OH GOD HE'S TELLING ME IM NOT SUPER SPECIAL UNTIL I ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!!! WHAT A JERK!!!!!!"
#270 to #237 - trickytrickster
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By your logic, because I have not ****** someone, I do not yet know if I like girls, guys, or both, even though I've hooked up with lots of girls and enjoyed it.

Also, nobody can know if they are bi or not until they **** a dude. Better get started on that then...
#305 to #270 - anon
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Again, it doesn't matter what you think or say. I only care about what you actually do.

inb4 more butthurt because I said you're not a special snowflake
#309 to #305 - trickytrickster
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(04/21/2013) [-]
So I am currently unknown because I haven't ****** someone? It isn't enough to do everything else, etc?
#317 to #309 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
No, you're just a virgin.
#321 to #317 - trickytrickster
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(04/21/2013) [-]
By religious choice, but that's a whole nother discussion. Guess I will never know till I get married. Gee I hope I don't make a mistake and marry a chick instead of a dude.
#324 to #321 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You're getting so defensive over this simple matter of yes/no that it's retarded.
#327 to #324 - trickytrickster
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Lol my argument is the retarded one? You are the one saying you can't declare yourself straight/gay/bi till you **** someone.
#347 to #327 - anon
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Not your argument. The fact that you get so worked up over this simple thing.

And I think it's pretty reasonable to ask for some conviction before you just start declaring ****.
#358 to #347 - trickytrickster
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The fact that you dismiss sexual attraction as not proof enough is stupid. I know gay guy that ****** girls because they didn't want to be gay but eventually accepted their gayness and stopped because they didn't enjoy it. Yet another hole in your theory.
#377 to #358 - anon
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Saying "I like to **** dudes" when you don't actually like to **** dudes is stupid. How the hell can you know you like something if you've never tried it?

The gay guy who ****** girls then decided to **** guys would be Bi.

Because it doesn't ******* matter. It's just a ******* label. Nobody should give this much of a **** but they do. And it's stupid.
#379 to #377 - trickytrickster
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(04/21/2013) [-]
lol why can't they identify with their sexual attraction and not their sexual history?
#394 to #379 - anon
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Because again, anyone can say they're attracted to anything. There's no way of knowing for sure, which makes basing it off of what people say pointless.

Actions, on the other hand, can actually be recorded and measured.
#350 to #347 - shootemupforus
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Says the one declaring **** at random about this.
#451 to #237 - violentpixi
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If you're a guy and you've spent several years masterbating to male homosexual pornography and you are a virgin, I am pretty ******* sure they're still gay.
#242 to #237 - iamphoenix
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I'm not offended in the slightest, and I really don't care if you think I'm not a 'special gay snowflake', especially since I have no desire to pork dudes.

I'm talking about sexuality in general. It's just about what gender you're attracted to. You can be straight and a virgin, can't you?
#256 to #242 - thatnerdyguy
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According to him, that would mean they were asexual.
But according to him, asexuality doesn't exist.
#275 to #256 - iamphoenix
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I find the idea of asexuality at least odd, but this angry gentleman seems to have some very odd ideas about the nature of sexuality.
#279 to #275 - thatnerdyguy
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Any sexuality that isn't your own can be a bit difficult to comprehend, but yeah, this dumbass seems to think they don't even exist, and that it's just an excuse for virgins.
#299 to #213 - anon
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Look at all the pissed off little faggots.
"OMG U CAN'T SAY THAT WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY **** SOMEONE FROM A CERTAIN GROUP IN ORDER TO SAY WE **** A CERTAIN GROUP"

This simple concept matters so ******* much to you people, it's stupid.
#331 to #299 - shootemupforus
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sexuality is who you are attracted to sexually, not who you've ******

get it right.
#337 to #331 - anon
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For the third time, it doesn't matter what you say. All that matters is what you do.

Is it so wrong for me to want some ******* conviction among you people?
#342 to #337 - shootemupforus
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I can easily be attracted to males, but **** a female to be "Straight" amongst others, doesn't mean i actually am straight, nor that i liked having sex with them
#345 to #342 - anon
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If you like dudes, but also ****** a chick, you'd be Bi.
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#369 to #213 - joshuaww
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I think the thing is here, is it looks like you're assuming that everyone who says they are something are just doing it for attention or using it for an excuse.

Also if you want conviction, an asexual who doesn't have sex would be sticking to their guns. There's conviction.
#572 to #369 - wanicochil
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Hi
#246 to #213 - lordoftheflies
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Being asexual is completely reasonable to me. My sister is asexual and she has absolutely no sexual attraction towards males or females nor does she feel the need to be in a relationship. And somehow guys constantly hit on her... Smh.
#18 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Why can't we go back to the good old days when we DIDN'T QUESTION EVERY ******* THING IN LIFE.
#47 to #18 - Loopholes
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Yeah dude, let's go back to a time where everyone was ******* ignorant as **** and was happy thinking what they were told to by everyone else.

Did you really just ******* say that we should go back to a time when we didn't know **** about anything? I mean I know they say ignorance is bliss but if we didn't question **** we wouldn't have the technological marvels we had today.
#139 to #47 - jajathezombie
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Chill out bro, he said don't question everything, not don't question anything. Sometimes questions don't have answers, and personally I think the idea of gender identity is a little dumb, because I think gender roles are dumb. You don't "think like a guy/girl", you think like yourself, and I wish people could just understand that and stop trying to define everything.
#160 to #139 - Loopholes
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Yeah, to be honest I think as a race we're getting past the need for gender roles, just do what you want, ya know?
But they're still around and will be for a very long time, if not forever, so we gotta do **** to make do for now.

I just thought it annoying how he was pretty much saying we should go back to a more ignorant time.
#167 to #160 - jajathezombie
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Not necessarily, you jumped to that conclusion on your own. Viewing anon's comment as a response to the content, which was an illustration of over-analyzing things, I'd say it would be safe to give him the benefit of the doubt.
#170 to #167 - Loopholes
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"Go back to the good old days"
Made me think he's talking about going back in time, and back than, we were ignorant as ****.
Which lead me to believe even more so that he was implying that, when he said "we DIDN'T QUESTION EVERY ******* THING IN LIFE."
#116 to #47 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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Back to the feudals!
#17 - jimli
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You ******* morons it's saying that gender identity is more than just a guy that wants to be a girl or vice versa... it's a spectrum, not zero and one
#44 to #17 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
This whole comment section is really depressing me. You're right.
#547 - cuntbisquits
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How do I post pictures and gifs? I am fairly knew to FunnyJunk but I've tried many times to post a picture or a gif and it never works.
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#554 to #548 - cuntbisquits
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Oh thank you so much that was confusing me.
#533 - clevergurl
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just to let all you straight anons now, the average, actually non-tumblr fag (a.k.a. an actually gay person you'd meet on the street) homosexuals think that trannies and the rest of the gender bender freaks like this need mental help, not equality. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm part of the LGBT community, drop the T and then I'm all for it, but when people with gender confusion disorder piggy back on us gays who've suffered for our rights and think they are "born that way" they're wrong, you aren't born thinking you'er a man trapped in a woman's body of vice versa like i was born knowing I like men. That's a learned behavior, just like we learned our gender appropriate behavior, but for what ever reason they think they need to be the opposite of what they are pressured by society to be. I'm all for live and let live and frankly don't give to ***** about what you wear or the way you talk, but when I am treated differently or have rights denied me because I'm associated with people like pic related, then I get pissed, if it wasn't for the T in LGBT I'd be able to marry my boyfriend years ago
#539 to #533 - anon
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People I meet on the street are usually fine people. That's why I stay happy when I see half the ******** groups on the internet, because I know it's a relatively small group who can enjoy their circlejerk as much as they like without it affecting me.
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#536 to #533 - gentlemanpyro
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#494 - masterpen
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-sees last image, instantly hears- "I'm just a sweet transvestite!"

damn you Tim Curry.
#154 - cullenatorguy
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Why is there not a person completely blue or completely pink? It asks which one we identify with most, so isn't there one for those of us who feel/look like only one gender?

Why is this post so hateful for people who aren't gay, bi, or transgender? This needs to be taken down.
#19 - squadmissile
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Look i'm fine with gay rights and all that, all good for them and that.
But transsexuals ******* frighten me, It they're willing mutilate their cock then they must be borderline psychopaths. I get quite upset if my dangalang is handled to any degree above gentle, the thought of cutting my little mister off makes me feel the need to put the kettle on and have a sit down for a while. ******* Sociopaths.
#45 to #19 - anon
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You don't seem to understand what sociopath means.
And implying just because you feel a certain way means you have mental sickness?
Stop being a douche bag, just because you don't want it yourself doesn't mean others have to feel like that.
This coming from a dude who is very comfortable with his gender identity BTW.
#94 to #45 - squadmissile
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But not confident enough to not post as anon it seems?It's called exaggeration for humours sake, would I compare a transsexual to a mass murderer, no of course not. But there is a difference in gender identity and genital mutilation, that's what i'm saying. If you feel like you are a girl trapped in a mans body, fine, be all the girl you want to be. But you can't turn yourself into something you're not.
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#122 to #68 - squadmissile
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Gee wizz mister, I wasn't expecting such i kind response. I'm exaggerating because i'm thinking of myself in their position and I treasure my penis dearly. If my best friend had it done i wouldn't mind in the slightest and our relationship wouldn't change in the slightest. But I would still think to myself, "what the **** possessed you to do that to yourself?" and because i'm not them i would never know.
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#158 to #127 - squadmissile
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Jesus Christ man what aren't you getting, do I believe Transsexuality is wrong? No. Do I believe transsexuality is weird? Yes, In fact i would believe that you would have to be mentally unbalanced to have it done.
So then Professor Fun at Parties, Explain to me why my opinion is wrong and that replacing your cursed penis with a poor replica of a vagina is normal behavior.