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#103 - justleavefagmin (04/21/2013) [-]
And the fag reposted a comment from a comment on youtube.
User avatar #88 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
I just wanna rot naturally somewhere deep in a forest. I like the thought of being put back into the food chain and helping tonnes of species survive, instead of locking all the minerals and such you've acclimated over your life in a box away from the natural world.
User avatar #77 - wrought (04/21/2013) [-]
COME ON AND SLAM
User avatar #55 - fishtacos (04/21/2013) [-]
Here's mine: Open casket funeral, but my body's not inside. While they're wondering where I am, two skydivers will jump out of an airplane from 5,000 feet, holding my body. They will have timed it perfectly so that they are 20 feet above my casket when they come across my funeral. When they reach that point, they will drop my body into the casket perfectly. The force of my fall will close the lid. End funeral.
User avatar #40 - mookiez (04/21/2013) [-]
I want to be blasted into deep outer space and just chill there.
User avatar #20 - Yojimbo (04/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Everybody get up, it's time to slam now..."
#110 - fefe (04/22/2013) [-]
feels
User avatar #107 - spartusee (04/21/2013) [-]
I want to acquire a helicopter, 4 parachutes, 500 Klondike barks, 3 of the loudest boomboxes in existence, a basketball hoop, a basketball, a 3 second delay laser triggered bomb, a 1 minute time bomb, 2 heavy machine guns (LMG), a shaker that clamps down on boxes and shakes them so that the things inside get shaken out like snow, a very large box filled to the brim with battletoads and an air mask so that I don't go unconscious.

I fly the helicopter up as high as it can go. I attach a parachute to the boomboxes and the basketball hoop . I put on the mask that will give me air. I put the 3 second delay laser triggered bomb on the ring of the basketball hoop. I hook up the battle toads to the shaker. I push out the boom boxes and the hoop in this order; boom box, hoop, boom box, boom box. I arm the bomb in the helicopter, I throw all of the Klondike bars out, turn on the shaker, strap the guns on, grab the basketball, activate the parachutes on all the items with a 2 second delay between each (I pushed them out with a five second delay each). I jump out of the helicopter, all boom boxes blaring, I dunk the basketball....... it blows up right after the helicopter blows up, I whip out my machine guns and open fire on the raining battle toads, Klondike bars and the sky.

Where should I do this and what should the boom boxes be playing?

What would you change?

What would you rate this suicide?
#106 - fefe (04/21/2013) [-]
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#92 - contracunt (04/21/2013) [-]
i plan on having an open casket, and while everybody is crying and sad, the monster mash would begin to play as a man behind a curtain tugged on wires connected to my arms. i would then sit up in my coffin and wave my arms whle it plays.
#85 - fefe (04/21/2013) [-]
- My mom says i cant do that....

Either this guy has terminal cancer or hes going to be a mamas boy long after shes dead
#80 - fefe (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
is this OC?!
#78 - fefe (04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Iike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!
#69 - fefe (04/21/2013) [-]
you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery!
User avatar #64 - Mesmus ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
god i miss space jam its just not the same watching it now
User avatar #60 - icametocomment (04/21/2013) [-]
When I die, I'm going to donate whatever organs people need, then be cremated. Instead of spending money on a big fancy coffin that will be aboveground for only a few hours, I want to be in a pretty blue urn or something. Then spend the coffin money on a kickass feast after the funeral.

So long as somebody doesn't break the urn, spill my ashes, and have to vacuum them up, I'm good.
#58 - fefe (04/21/2013) [-]
*rolls testicles* dubs
User avatar #46 - aahrg (04/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If me and my friends are ever in some horrible accident that kills us all, our funerals will be combined, and our caskets will be in the shape of tetris blocks, lowered slowly into the grave while tetris music is playing.
User avatar #43 - gnillort (04/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Luckily for him, his mom should be dead by the time he has his own funeral anyway.
User avatar #17 - mynameislego (04/21/2013) [-]
well everybody would get up and feel it's time to jam...
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