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#143 - samjamfan (04/20/2013) [-]
It may take a while to get to the emergency.... they are likely... preoccupied
#103 - armlessknight (04/20/2013) [-]
My grandmother is from England, and she lives in a small village in Kent called Sandwich. There's also another town nearby called Ham. In a road close to there, there's a sign that literally reads Ham, and underneath, Sandwich.
Pic related, it's proof
#104 to #103 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Yeah i know her she's a ******* whore.
#106 to #104 - armlessknight (04/20/2013) [-]
Yep that's her
#94 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (04/20/2013) [-]
No pickles please
#30 - nooneofinterest (04/20/2013) [-]
I'll probably need this at some point
#218 - chaoscheese (04/21/2013) [-]
There's also a college in Massachusetts called Assumption College. They have police called the Assumption Police. they only assume you have done something wrong.

I took this pic when I saw them.
#105 - Byte (04/20/2013) [-]
Some day I am going to purposely get pulled over in that town, with a sandwich in the passenger seat with my license and registration in it , and when the police asks for them, I will hand him the sandwich and say "No worries, officer, I'm not packing any mustard."

The whole reason why I get puled over, however, will be because one of my tail lights is covered by lettuce.
#115 to #105 - covered (04/20/2013) [-]
Cops fw
User avatar #117 to #115 - alienstryke (04/20/2013) [-]
I guess he's not gonna make his plan Loki
User avatar #119 to #117 - covered (04/20/2013) [-]
The cop's pride is gonna be a little Thor
User avatar #120 to #119 - alienstryke (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh the Thorror of these puns
#97 - zerokelvin (04/20/2013) [-]
Normal, Illinois
#85 - popcornisland (04/20/2013) [-]
"Send in the Pie squad. We got a runner"
"Send in the Pie squad. We got a runner"
#109 to #85 - guidedhandsbitch (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't know where this is from.
I don't know where this is from.
User avatar #110 to #109 - thatdutchguy (04/20/2013) [-]
"Another"
#59 - hokeymon (04/20/2013) [-]
The's nothing as too much mayo.
#229 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
It's not as funny when you live in MA and already know of the town
#235 to #229 - thempc (04/21/2013) [-]
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yeah, like in my town theres a speed bump and infront of it painted on the road it says "hump slow" and i don't even take notice of it anymore. (pic semi related)
#217 - derpstrider (04/21/2013) [-]
I live in one of the neighboring towns... it's not pronounced that, but it's still amusing.
User avatar #211 - allennis (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh god, there's a town up north called Hell. Does that mean they have Hell Police there? What about the town of gaylord? gaylord police?!
#195 - thechampionofearth (04/20/2013) [-]
I wonder what their favorite play would be? I bet it would be Hamlet.
User avatar #197 to #195 - ahappyblackman (04/21/2013) [-]
C'mon man.
User avatar #198 to #197 - thechampionofearth (04/21/2013) [-]
This is mayham, I tell you!!!
#124 - shameonapony (04/20/2013) [-]
MFW somebody talks about my town.   
   
I used to date a Sandwich Police Officer.    
   
They're assholes.
MFW somebody talks about my town.

I used to date a Sandwich Police Officer.

They're assholes.
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#134 to #128 - shameonapony (04/20/2013) [-]
Population of Sandwich, Massachusetts:

65% Elderly white people
25% Rich swag fags
9% Upper middle class white snobs (The kind that complains about fireworks on the fourth of July despite being in their mid forties)
1% African Americans (Ranging entirely from successful, respectable people to the 20 year old neanderthal who is a junior in my High School)

The only crime is drugs that these rich piece of **** kids spend their entire lives doing.

I think somebody was hit by a car in 1992 or something like that. There's no crime.

All the **** they get is from the kids, and that's because they get busted CONSTANTLY.

Nobody comments on their name, ever. :/
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#133 - bdowns (04/20/2013) [-]
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#53 - rubyisthename (04/20/2013) [-]
'Does anybody smell bacon?'
"yeah, i definitely smell a pork product of some kind"
#13 - kerfufflemachtwo (04/20/2013) [-]
Now imagine this town's police...
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