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#77 - yomommabinshoppin (04/20/2013) [-]
Is there a way for a person that doesn't have money to go to the gym to look like that, I am skinny as **** but I am slightly concerned by the slight amount of belly fat I have accumulated over the year
#83 to #77 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Just first do as many pushups as possible in 1 minute, then once every 2 days do 1/3 of that amount 3 times in a row, with small breaks in between, same thing for situps. then every week or 2 weeks try the maxiumum in one minute thing again. Profit!
#84 to #83 - yomommabinshoppin (04/21/2013) [-]
I have been doing the maximum amount of pushups I can do at once at least once a day. Right now I am at 60, with a goal of 100, but seemingly how I am only 160 pounds, that doesnt mean much. Haven't started situps yet
User avatar #93 to #84 - jaggedpvp (04/21/2013) [-]
*rolll picture* the ONLY way to lean, and cut body fat, is to mix exercise, and diet.

its 70% diet, so stop eating like **** , and you wont look like **** . exercise will just tone your muscles better. mfw fitness guru
#96 to #93 - yomommabinshoppin (04/21/2013) [-]
other question, since I live with my parents still (Im only 15) and since my mother works second shift and dad is getting lazier as he gets older, we do simple things like tacos or spaghetti or fast food or other easy things that are mostly not the healthiest, wat do (I am also a type 1 diabetic)
User avatar #137 to #96 - jaggedpvp (04/21/2013) [-]
same as the above. just count your calories, and exercise frequently. make sure you drink a **** ton of water to aid in digestion, and take a multivitamin that makes sure you get enough minerals and **** . eventually it will become a habit.

also spaghetti is a good source of carbs for energy

good luck
#94 to #93 - jaggedpvp (04/21/2013) [-]
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#70 - jokerbit (04/20/2013) [-]
Notice his lower body

Everyday is upper body day
User avatar #95 to #70 - jaggedpvp (04/21/2013) [-]
he is perfectly proportional tho
User avatar #64 - misticalz ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
PERVERTS
THEY'RE LOOKING AT A GUY IN A SEXUAL WAY EVEN THOUGH HE'S EXPOSING HIS BODY OPTIONALLY.

PERVERTS!!!!!!
#138 to #64 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
I KNOW ALL WOMEN WANT IS LOOKS WOMEN ARE SUCH JERKS
#135 to #64 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
you and 78 others are ******* retarded
User avatar #121 to #89 - mondominiman ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
There's been alot less bending time posts and reaction pictures these days. It'll probably shoot back up when book 2 comes out. Unless it already came out and I'm really behind?
#61 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Look at his shorts on his left leg ... Is that ... a ... monstrous penis?
#88 to #61 - cthumoo (04/21/2013) [-]
No, he's keeping one of these down his pants for safe keeping.

you never know when you'll need a handy hoover...
#86 to #61 - dinkusmaximusprowl (04/21/2013) [-]
Figures that what you'd into
#58 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Its kind of funny to see people think this guy looks muscular.
Hes just low on fat. Ive seen guys work out 3 months and become twice his size.
User avatar #82 to #58 - theoriginalzombie (04/21/2013) [-]
You have somewhat of a point. Low body fat percentage does help with his upper abs, but you dont get pecs and delts like that just from being skinny. Some work was put into his body obviously
#60 to #58 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
As much as I hate this joke, seriously do you lift? You dont look like that by accident stupid anon
User avatar #62 to #60 - thelordofbutthurt (04/20/2013) [-]
Says One Anon to the Other...
User avatar #56 - severepwner (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm far from the front page. I think...
#47 - sicohippy (04/20/2013) [-]
What she saw across the street...
#45 - mrgoodlove (04/20/2013) [-]
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DAT ASS
User avatar #42 - dingbox (04/20/2013) [-]
Funny on funnyjunk? nope, just boobs and ass pecs and abs
#22 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
#24 to #22 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
denmark go home you are drunk.
User avatar #14 - kilaniization (04/20/2013) [-]
mmm gurrll, ima haft to get me summa dat white meat
#8 - rambomanthree (04/20/2013) [-]
that guys is a ******* douchevbag...

He needs to die in a plane crash
#114 to #8 - rambomanthree (04/21/2013) [-]
Guys, just like an apology for sounding like a butthurt faggot...

I was dumped, and cheated on for a guy that looked like this.. and i was in a ****** mood when i posted that.. i know i shouldn't have made that judgement...and i come back a few hours later to see i am being bomnarded by red thumbs.....i'm sorry i just went and made myself look like a fool
#133 to #114 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
then you're a pussy and a faggot.
#81 to #8 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
What is this Automatic judgement that every shirtless guy is a douchebag? cant handle the fact that hes not a neckbeard like you?
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User avatar #57 to #8 - therealjc (04/20/2013) [-]
**** storm of insults below.
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#54 to #8 - kneehumper (04/20/2013) [-]
You're an ugly ************ aren't you?




Someone's seems a bit jealous...
User avatar #112 to #54 - rambomanthree (04/21/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #53 to #8 - breakfastskippa (04/20/2013) [-]
Sound a little jealous there buddy? You ok?
User avatar #113 to #53 - rambomanthree (04/21/2013) [-]
nah... i was dumped by my gf for a douchebag that kinda looked like him. and i was pissed of and resentful when i posted that... only to come back and see that i have a **** storm of red thumbs
#134 to #113 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
Sounds to me like you're the douche and she's lucky to be rid of you.
#43 to #8 - eruptinganus (04/20/2013) [-]
He probably finished playing a sport like basketball or something and it was hot outside. You're probably just pissed off because you can't get girls to look at you in that way and he can without trying.
#32 to #8 - arandomanon ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
I think someone's jelous. You can't really tell by this picture wether this guy is a good one or is a ******* douchebag. You only can see that he's in a better shape than 99% of people here (yes, I'm including myself in the percentage too)
#28 to #8 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Just because you have muscles doesn't make you an asshole. Look at Batman, or Captain America.
User avatar #25 to #8 - nim (04/20/2013) [-]
He looks like a nice guy.
Just because a guy is muscular and attractive doesn't make him a douche. Someone's bitter.
User avatar #29 to #25 - rambomanthree (04/20/2013) [-]
sorry.. just every person i've met that looks like that is a prick.. and yeah i guess i'm pretty bitter :/
User avatar #30 to #29 - nim (04/20/2013) [-]
I've met guys like that. Most of them are actually really nice. Don't judge a book by it's cover. . And be nice, people will like you more.
User avatar #31 to #30 - rambomanthree (04/20/2013) [-]
I usually am.. just like. I have to be an ass because whenever i was nice to people IRL they either saw it as a weakness and beat me down for it, or took advantage of me somehow.
User avatar #33 to #31 - nim (04/20/2013) [-]
I understand and hey, me too. Bad habit of being too nice got me in a lot of bad situations. But I just can't be mean.
User avatar #34 to #33 - rambomanthree (04/20/2013) [-]
I know how that is..

and seriously, i take back what i just said. I sound like a 12 year old girl, lol.
User avatar #35 to #34 - nim (04/20/2013) [-]
Yeah you kinda do. Now get off your computer and do something productive with your life.
User avatar #36 to #35 - rambomanthree (04/20/2013) [-]
i try to
#38 to #36 - rotinaj (04/20/2013) [-]
Go lift some weights. That "douche" is your new inspiration.
User avatar #23 to #8 - dildoes (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't know, I think he's pretty sexy.
User avatar #21 to #8 - paronix ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Those aren't steroid muscles you ******* assclown.

Take a hike you jealous beta cunt.
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#73 to #20 - obeyweegee (04/20/2013) [-]
The lack of an Oxford comma...
The lack of an Oxford comma...
#51 to #20 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
I like your vocabulary
User avatar #9 to #8 - jellyballs (04/20/2013) [-]
Why??

Because he was born differently then you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - rambomanthree (04/20/2013) [-]
No, because he is a steriod pumping muscle head.

who probably is arrogant as ****
#49 to #10 - jakeattack (04/20/2013) [-]
he simply has muscles, i see no indication of steroid use. just because he works out and has achieved something you haven't doesn't make him a douche. you haven't seen any action that hes done to indicate his personality. you cant assume just because hes muscular hes a douche that is as bad as saying any muslim is a terrorist.
so who's the ignorant **** now?
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User avatar #19 to #10 - skullnigga (04/20/2013) [-]
sounds like you're some fat dude who's jealous of fit people
User avatar #11 to #10 - jellyballs (04/20/2013) [-]
Youre making very slanderous assumptions against someone whom youve never met!

And why?? just because he is good looking and puts effort into taking care of his body?
There is nothing wrong with that!
User avatar #12 to #11 - rambomanthree (04/20/2013) [-]
every person like that I have never once met a person who looks like that that is not a douche bag. its always like some goody two shoe's better than everybody idiot who is a jock headed jerk. and the women flock to them like bitches...
#17 to #12 - Pedosnake (04/20/2013) [-]
Just cause you're a fat lazy asshole who can't be "bothered" to lose weight and build muscle doesn't mean everyone who IS motivated enough is a douche.

P.S. Go **** yourself
User avatar #18 to #17 - rambomanthree (04/20/2013) [-]
But im not fat.. just every person that i've met that looks like that is a ******* douche.

sorry, im just bitter
#92 to #18 - Pompano ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]




Would you say that I am a ******* douche?
#63 to #18 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Yes, it's not you it's EVERYBODY ELSE
User avatar #59 to #18 - babyanalraper ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
So being fit equals being a bad person? Out of curiosity, wherefrom are you?
#72 to #59 - makeitasyougo (04/20/2013) [-]
*dont be american dont be american dont be american* but in all seriousness, many pacific islanders prefer large people as a sign of fertility so HOPEFULLY thats why he has a dislike for the physically fit
User avatar #16 to #12 - newbiee (04/20/2013) [-]
someone sounds a bit jealous
#15 to #12 - Lmaoplanes (04/20/2013) [-]
I have a friend that's ripped and he's not a douche. All the ladies will go for him in a heartbeat over me, but he's a pretty chill guy. Has even hooked me up with some of the girls that go to him all the time.
User avatar #7 - bothemastaofall (04/20/2013) [-]
his shorts look horrible with those shoes. 0/10 would not ouhh and ahhh
#6 - floraa (04/20/2013) [-]
is that sarah jessica parker behind the gate?
User avatar #4 - spritedrake (04/20/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thought he had a massively abnormally large penis to the side of his shorts?
User avatar #68 to #4 - dafuckisthisshit (04/20/2013) [-]
if you look at it from the bottom up it looks kinda like the shorts are giving u the finger.
#65 to #4 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
I thought it was the trunk of an elephant. I wish I had MS Piant skills
User avatar #48 to #4 - sirfisticuffs (04/20/2013) [-]
Same.
#5 to #4 - mondprinzessin (04/20/2013) [-]
dude, what do you think about?
#50 to #5 - hillbillypowpow (04/20/2013) [-]
massively abnormally large penises
#1 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Exactly how is this funny?
User avatar #136 to #1 - walkingdisaster (04/21/2013) [-]
It's not
#3 to #1 - gliese (04/20/2013) [-]
with humour.
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