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#13 - schmitty
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(04/20/2013) [-]
And that's how his teaching career ended.
#19 - baconrainbow
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Never have sex, achieve immortality
#26 to #19 - nephis
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(04/20/2013) [-]
not worth it, IMO. nvm it's great; you'd never have a family either
#28 to #26 - guiguito
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(04/20/2013) [-]
trade your dog in a poor child
#33 to #19 - mindsculptorjace
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Don't forgot the nigh-on omnipotence achieved as well
#50 to #33 - baconrainbow
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(04/20/2013) [-]
omnipotence and impotence, an interesting combination
#51 to #50 - mindsculptorjace
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(04/20/2013) [-]
indeed.
#101 to #51 - resbiansrock
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(04/21/2013) [-]
But...what if I was 14?
#102 to #101 - mindsculptorjace
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(04/21/2013) [-]
The you obviously get no magical powers.
#103 to #102 - resbiansrock
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(04/21/2013) [-]
:'(
#75 to #51 - deathstare
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(04/20/2013) [-]
That's not official at all, it's just a westernized viewpoint. If anything is official, it would have to be celibacy before marriage.
#77 to #75 - mindsculptorjace
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Does it look like I'm Japanese?
#78 to #77 - deathstare
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(04/20/2013) [-]
You name is mind sculptor, and as you well know, Asians are well known for sculpting their minds. It is also known that they can read them. Yes, yes you are.
#104 to #78 - mindsculptorjace
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Well played.

Though was the red thumb really needed?
#107 to #104 - deathstare
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Wha? That wasn't me. Someone was trolling us, I can thumb you up if you want
#43 to #19 - immaculateabortion
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(04/20/2013) [-]
first the immortality, then the bitches
#45 to #19 - missrainbowdash
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(04/20/2013) [-]
have sex or live forever, tough call.
#35 to #19 - BillyRyan
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Yup, seems right to me!
#2 - iamlying
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(04/20/2013) [-]
He will die right after he loses his virginity.
#7 to #2 - bitchplzzz
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I hear female cats (or any feline type animal) have pain during sex. So right after they're done *******, the female will turn around and try kill the ******
#9 to #7 - faroeseguy
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(04/20/2013) [-]
if that was true, there'd be a whole lot of dead cats in my garden
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#10 to #9 - bitchplzzz
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Well, the males get away cos they're agile. Humans, however..
#11 to #10 - faroeseguy
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(04/20/2013) [-]
but then the mating call would lose its purpose. Cats aren't stupid, and if it hurts they wouldn't react to the call...
#14 to #11 - expectation
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Just because it hurts doesn't mean they have to be pussies about it and not mate.
#17 to #14 - faroeseguy
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(04/20/2013) [-]
If it hurts so bad, that they attack their partner, it's probably something they don't want to happen...
#18 to #17 - expectation
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I think they want to continue the cat race? Female spiders eat their mate after mating the majority of the time. The males spiders know this perfectly well, yet they continue to breed.
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#32 to #2 - enorus
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex.
#4 to #2 - lupislord
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(04/20/2013) [-]
The girl probably has teeth
#8 to #2 - thepyras
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(04/20/2013) [-]
And thus he has become immortal.
#16 - eventyr
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(04/20/2013) [-]
probably the tornado will continue once he gets laid
#23 to #16 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/20/2013) [-]
The moment he finishes, he just cums out a ******* tornado.
#31 to #23 - floopdawhoop
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(04/20/2013) [-]
But his name isn't Aang...right?
#63 to #23 - niggersaurus [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
THIS.
#46 - dafq
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(04/20/2013) [-]
That username...
#64 to #46 - niggersaurus [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
#40 - NinjaHermit
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(04/20/2013) [-]
#41 to #40 - xgeneration ONLINE
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(04/20/2013) [-]
you can still understand what he typed
#44 to #41 - NinjaHermit
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Never said that I couldn't.
#1 - anon
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I first read "A tomato hit our high school"
#98 to #1 - tehnoobpwnzor
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(04/21/2013) [-]
so did i
#111 to #98 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Iike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!
#42 to #1 - welcometoatl
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Same here.. wtf brain
#5 to #1 - tuckthisphit
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(04/20/2013) [-]
same here
#25 to #1 - linktheherooftime
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Same
#27 to #1 - thesupertechie
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(04/20/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - limegreentomatoes
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(04/20/2013) [-]
So did I.
#6 to #3 - niggersaurus [OP]
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Your username ironically fits the situation.
#93 to #6 - anon
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(04/21/2013) [-]
ur mom ironically fits the situation
#54 to #6 - anon
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(04/20/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
#79 - furryflava
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(04/20/2013) [-]
>like god decided that dude could get a lay
>that dude could get a lay
>get a lay
#92 to #79 - funnyjunkiefive
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(04/21/2013) [-]
He wants air?
#88 to #79 - swagbot
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(04/20/2013) [-]
,,,just one though....

inb4 "It's impossible to eat just one..."
#36 - cryingchicken
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(04/20/2013) [-]
What happened to the punctuation?
#60 to #36 - RoyalNightmare
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(04/20/2013) [-]
The tornado blew it away, obviously.
#49 to #36 - smokekusheveryday
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Whats a punctuation nevermind
#12 - irishhappyposter
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(04/20/2013) [-]
anyone else read that in lumpy space princess`s voice.?
#30 to #12 - redclover
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(04/20/2013) [-]
yes.
#34 - fallenoffacliff
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I defiantly read that as "a tomato hit our high school"
#89 to #34 - defiantly
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(04/21/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
#37 to #34 - schmitty
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(04/20/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
#39 to #37 - fallenoffacliff
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(04/20/2013) [-]
That I did
#61 to #39 - deadpoolisgod
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Does defiantly still do that? Haven't seen him in ages...
#90 to #61 - lip
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Of course I still do!
#62 to #37 - RoyalNightmare
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Or, he read it in complete rebellion to how society expected him to read it.

loljk ****** misspelled "Definitely".
#38 - falconxmard
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(04/20/2013) [-]
That punctuation.
#86 - krasnogvardiech
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(04/20/2013) [-]
God's fw
#52 - sirfisticuffs
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(04/20/2013) [-]
Sounds like the start of a really bad yet creative porno.
#91 - ragingflamingos
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(04/21/2013) [-]
#74 - rockerrzombie
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(04/20/2013) [-]
I remember during tornado drills, I'd hide under my desk. While everyone was gone; I'd sit there and play with these in amazement.
#48 - icameheretotroll
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(04/20/2013) [-]
that's one large sentence
#15 - gnometrain
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(04/20/2013) [-]
when reading this I just got exponentially angrier
#94 - yanr
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(04/21/2013) [-]

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#99 to #94 - fecal
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(04/21/2013) [-]
Would be pretty awesome to vote this to one of the top comments just to disappoint everybody clicking top comments
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#96 to #94 - superowned
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(04/21/2013) [-]
go **** yourself
#59 - walkingdisaster
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#71 to #59 - alucord
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(04/20/2013) [-]
You just pointed out what 20 other people did, but in a much more clever way.
#100 to #71 - walkingdisaster
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(04/21/2013) [-]
That's my kind of humor