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#1032 - raberintodesu
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(04/17/2013) [-]
This sure is a good read in the morning. I just woke up, you see.
This sure is a good read in the morning. I just woke up, you see.
#1067 to #1032 - wildikdog ONLINE
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Go back to sleep professor, and don't eat all the damn snacks
I was about to post a picture of nano, but then i remebered i lost the ability to post pictures :(
#1078 to #1067 - raberintodesu
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Yay, Nichijou!   
   
I gave you a thumb, hope you get to post pics soon. :)
Yay, Nichijou!

I gave you a thumb, hope you get to post pics soon. :)
#1083 to #1078 - wildikdog ONLINE
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Thanks, Watching the show right now actually at episode 10, have a few gifs, but funnyjunk doesn't like me
#1125 to #1067 - elyiia
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Have a free thumb in your quest to post pictures again.
Have a free thumb in your quest to post pictures again.
#1129 to #1125 - wildikdog ONLINE
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah :) Had the first part of that gif, also one where it looks like she flips a dog
#972 - sirduckalot
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#955 - vatra
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Thank you! I've been telling people this for ages yet no one cared, guess it takes a pastor to get the message across properly.
#952 - hydraetis
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(04/17/2013) [-]
Always makes me happy to see a religious person that actually knows how to follow their religion.
#876 - killyojoy
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I realized that the reason I try to be funny is because I am depressed and I tried to ignore ....So I tried talking to a few girls to make my self feel better now no one will take me seriously......How are you doing funny junk?
I realized that the reason I try to be funny is because I am depressed and I tried to ignore ....So I tried talking to a few girls to make my self feel better now no one will take me seriously......How are you doing funny junk?
#879 to #876 - poptartsniper
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(04/16/2013) [-]
It's my birthday! :D
#904 to #879 - awakendhybrid
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#891 to #879 - killyojoy
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Here's another! Take it and be happy!
Here's another! Take it and be happy!
#887 to #879 - killyojoy
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Here take a gif from my reaction folder...consider it a b-day present.
Here take a gif from my reaction folder...consider it a b-day present.
#836 - anon
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(04/16/2013) [-]
i dont see why everyone relates homophobia to religion, i don't think it's right, not because the bible or anything said so, i just know it's not natural, i don't want to start an argument im just stating that i dont like them, your opinion or facts will not change that
#838 to #836 - byposted
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(04/16/2013) [-]
It is an incurable disease which we are fortunate only claims <5% of the global population.
#847 to #838 - ackbobthedead
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Disease? lol
#858 to #847 - byposted
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Evidence points to homosexuality being produced in a fetus in the mother. It is not a disease as much as it would be a defect. And it is incurable.
#866 to #858 - ackbobthedead
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I'm perfectly happy being gay, and there are only positive effects from it. a defect would be something negative. Being gay allows me to adopt from a crowded orphanage rather than bringing a new kid into this world and further overpopulating the Human species.
#874 to #866 - byposted
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a defect would be something negative
I know you faggots have no convictions in life except ******* eachother and sucking on every man's ass you find attractive, but may I bring your attention basic biology. If everyone was a homosexual, like you, the world would go extinct. That is something negative and we're lucky the defect you have in yourself does not claim many victims in this world.

Being gay allows me to adopt from a crowded orphanage rather than bringing a new kid into this world and further overpopulating the Human species.
You do not bring children into this world so what makes you think you are deserving of tax deductions and the benefits of marriage?

The whole "overpopulated world" is a fallacy because Western countries are dying numerically. You would be doing your country a favor by making a baby, actually.
#877 to #866 - imwithme
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not to mention a TON of animals have homosexual intercourse...a ton...there are some species that will even change their gender
#888 to #877 - byposted
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Many species eat their excrete. Many also eat eachother; members of their same species.
#843 to #836 - chusmimax
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Not natural? marriage is not natural, homosexuality is. I have millions of examples to held my argument.
#864 to #843 - byposted
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And marriage is incompatible with homosexuality. At least what marriage used to be.

You liberals screwed up marriage so much since the 60s that it would make no difference if fags could marry. Marriage used to mean, united until death.
#873 to #864 - chusmimax
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Why? As far as i know some homosexual couples are together until death. I'm liberal and i will with my recent girlfriend. But, do you mean that if I make my wife feel that her life is useless and that she is nothing compared to me she do not have the possibility (and even obligation) to make a new life far away from me?
#883 to #873 - byposted
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New-era marriage has not adapted to the man. Ever since the 1960s, marriage has worked in favor of the feminists who were the only people lobbying to change the entire institution.

I do not think marriage is even possible anymore. How would one make marriage work; balancing out the benefits/cons of the male and female like it once was?

Bottom line: Your girlfriend, when married, can divorce you, **** you over financially, take the children, and make you commit suicide. This happens, in many extents, severe or not, all the time.
#901 to #883 - chusmimax
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Your point has no sense. male and female are practically the same. all diferences come from todays society, not from our gens. so there is nothing to balance as it is already balanced. Furthermore, what you are saying about my girlfriend has no sense either. I know a load of cases in which the woman benefit in divorcing was 0, but it is very simple to remark the wrong cases out of the total ones
#920 to #901 - byposted
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Your point has no sense. male and female are practically the same. all diferences come from todays society, not from our gens.
You are obviously a liberal to deny the existence of gender difference. Females are different from males, even today when females have entered the job market in full-force. For instance, females are the large plurality of consumerists (buy the most goods for themselves) and those who file divorce. Females are more emotional thinkers and not very independent minded in politics.

Men have less net-worth on average while females have larger net-worth. These are not abstract statistics but insights into how the male/female bond works. Men are still expected to follow old-marriage rules (pay the bill, support the wife by giving her money thus lowering his net-worth, etc.) while the female has changed radically from that era and now has a higher-net worth.

Gender exists in Science, too. I hope you don't deny that.

I know a load of cases in which the woman benefit in divorcing was 0, but it is very simple to remark the wrong cases out of the total ones
Something like 90% of divorces are won by women at the man's expense.
#895 to #873 - byposted
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Homosexuality, remember, is a sexual fetish. "Couples" under this group usually are just sexual units which will break apart more frequently than heterosexual units in search for new mates. Why? Heterosexual units conceive or care for children more often than homosexuals, which tie them together.
#912 to #895 - chusmimax
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Calling homosexuality a sexual fetish is the most superficial thing that i have heard in months. it is not, it is most of times a hormone disorder, so is really like a person traped in the wrong body. people with those fethishes are not really afected by they marriage law, because as it is a fetish, they don't really want to live with the other person for ever (there are always exceptions)
#924 to #912 - byposted
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You have a point but I believe that's how it is for many homosexuals. It can overlap.
#846 to #836 - ackbobthedead
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Homosexuality is completely natural. It's not like some scientist made people gay. nor is it some kind of disease, though, if it were a disease, wouldn't that be natural?
#815 - RJHammerCock
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As a Roman Catholic, I do not hate gay people, I hate the sin. Christians are supposed to love all people, even if they're homosexual. Love isn't the issue, the issue is that they want to get "married", which is completely contradictory to the faith.
#820 to #815 - plataeiou ONLINE
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I've heard "I don't hate them , I just hate the sin" as justification for intolerance many times. gay people can love, too. Love isn't contradictory to the Catholic faith. IT'S ONE OF THE BASES FOR IT!
#823 to #820 - RJHammerCock
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I said MARRIAGE is the issue. Read my good man
#830 to #823 - plataeiou ONLINE
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However, I'm a firm supporter for gay marriage. I don't think Jesus really cares who marries who. After all..We were ALL made in his image, yeah? That includes gay people.
#829 to #823 - plataeiou ONLINE
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Ah, you're right. My bad, ol'chap.
#560 - disturbedfan
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(04/16/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian and I strongly approve of this message.
#532 - grimmwaters
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#449 - xldarkking
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As a fellow christian I completely agree. Nobody deserves hate, or hell. I wouldn't wish it on my most fearsome enemy. I'm proud to be a christian and that i get to chose to believe that god loves us all.
What i don't chose to believe is the bible, because after so many years one can honestly say, "The bible was never changed to fit those who are in power." I really hope Pope Francis does some work in the church, hes given me more faith than i know what to do with. I love all you guys as well -xldarkking
#467 to #449 - Magileo
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wait, im confused, isnt the pope catholic? or is he just a general religious figure.
#476 to #467 - xldarkking
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Pope Francis is a Jesuit, which means he doesn't need lavish things. I've already heard that he gave up the giant golden throne the pope has, wears a wooden cross, and sleeps in a hotel or something with other priests. He truly is a great man none the less.
#702 to #449 - Bad Man ONLINE
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>Christian
>Doesn't believe in the Christian Holy text
#782 to #702 - xldarkking
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As I said in my reason, it's very likely that it's been ****** with. I'll only follow what makes society a generally better place. And the bastardized version of the Bible has nothing to do with it.
#1136 to #782 - Bad Man ONLINE
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No, see, you're missing the point. If you're Christian, that means you believe in the Bible, no ifs ands or buts. If you don't believe in it at all, that means you're not a Christian. No ifs ands or buts.
#1167 to #1136 - xldarkking
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Says who? If the bible has been tainted then there's no way that god would punish one for not believing it. How could one not believe that over the centuries, not one asshole has manipulated the bible to say such awful things. After a while it is like believing that Harry Potter is a holy scripture.
#434 - ninjabadger
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That's how it's done.
#409 - falloutfanatic
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(04/16/2013) [-]
this pastor gets it
#265 - lordmoldywart
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You can love them, that doesn't mean you agree with their way of living
#156 - stratosrider
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#120 - PFSquirrel
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#897 - miketheemo
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Thumbs for bringing this to my attention
Thumbs for bringing this to my attention
#884 - Covenantkilla
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(04/16/2013) [-]
Now that, is a christian.
#293 - darksideofthebeast
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God....
Really


I have no problem if people are gay
I don't care if people are fat or overweight either
As long as they don't wear tight ass clothes or when they say they're gay I'm like "cool I don't give a ****."
<this **** is what disgusts me
#261 - hirollin
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They don't have to support their cause. That is a ridiculous argument. The church doesn't support what they think is a sin simply because the world deems it normal. They be good to the sinners and try to bring them to the church with kindness like Paul or Jesus did. There is no way this can be real, because that is the stupidest argument I have ever heard. Considering the passage &quot;Live in the world, but not of it&quot; counters that pastors statement entirely.
They don't have to support their cause. That is a ridiculous argument. The church doesn't support what they think is a sin simply because the world deems it normal. They be good to the sinners and try to bring them to the church with kindness like Paul or Jesus did. There is no way this can be real, because that is the stupidest argument I have ever heard. Considering the passage "Live in the world, but not of it" counters that pastors statement entirely.
#203 - heybabywhatsshakin
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That last sentence still didn't seem wholehearted. Christians HAVE to support equality? So regardless of your actual feelings, you only accept gay marriage because God told you to? Talk about doing the right things for the wrong reason!
That last sentence still didn't seem wholehearted. Christians HAVE to support equality? So regardless of your actual feelings, you only accept gay marriage because God told you to? Talk about doing the right things for the wrong reason!
#211 to #203 - byposted
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When you try to describe racial science to libturds and point out the facts of the IQ bell curve (in correlation with the human races), for instance, why is it that libturds just start pouting and blubbering about "racism?"

Is it too much to ask for libturds to be open to new ideas? Why are they even called libturds, if not so?
#217 to #211 - heybabywhatsshakin
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its a gritty combination of taking political correctness to an insane degree and straight up ignorance. As soon as anyone does anything remotely racial related, they pounce! It is too much because these people don't like what they don't understand...which is usually change
#224 to #203 - heybabywhatsshakin
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Wouldn't accepting homosexuals for who they are rather than God's opinion of them be more 'Christian," or are there still people out there who just smile and nod to what the bible says? There's no need to be a yes-man, you're opinion shouldn't revolve around a 2000 year old textbook
#209 to #203 - kkkminoritiesaway
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What ever floats the boat i guess.
#235 to #203 - beardgasm
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That's pretty much how Christianity works. If they didn't do what god told them to they wouldn't be Christians. Of course nobody stones a woman that divorces her husband, so is anybody really Christian?

This is why most religions are screwed up. There's to many contradictions within their beliefs that people have to chose what to obey and what to disregard, thus people become divided and wars break out.
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