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#1114 - CIS White Male (04/17/2013) [-]
He's probably a fag preacher!!!
User avatar #947 - aquosman (04/17/2013) [-]
I support everything this pastor says, he backs up his facts and uses logic! Now if only 'murica and the southern states in the bible belt could only use these two things.
#533 - feraltoast (04/16/2013) [-]
This would be awesome if it was real.
This would be awesome if it was real.
User avatar #107 - Zydratejunkie (04/16/2013) [-]
And then his congregation proceeded to abuse him for years of ministry, before firing him "without cause" spreading ******** about his personality until his career was ruined and he would never be able to find a job elsewhere. He attempted to go to college again at the age of 54 to be trained in a new profession, unfortunately because his family was being shunned by people he thought were his friends over his previous 20 years of ministry he was under a lot of stress. His blood pressure though being in control for the last 4 months, skyrocketed from the stress one night and he died of a heart attack. The church he had preached at, the very one that had abused him, held a memorial service without inviting or even telling his family they were doing so. They spread rumours his cholesterol was very high, despite his cholesterol having always been within the healthy range. They sent a ministry personnel worker to his wife and teenage daughter to lie to their faces about what the church had done. And despite the mounds of documented evidence shown to the church by his family. His wife and children never received so much as an apology for the truly despicable way he had been treated.
User avatar #2 - camerel ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
was the pastor kill?
#1055 - CIS White Male (04/17/2013) [-]
one day fat ben made a poop

THE POOP WAS BIG
User avatar #1025 - gammajk (04/17/2013) [-]
"OHMGZZZZ THIS POST IS SO ENLIGHTENING AND IS TRULY BRINGING US INTO THE FUTURE!!!"
I'm pretty sure that "don't discriminate against everyone different from you and don't be gigantic hypocrites" is something pretty much everyone else figured out a while ago.
User avatar #16 - jacklane (04/16/2013) [-]
I find it funny that people like to follow some things from the bible and not other things. I just want to say to them "you ever think maybe it's all just made the **** up?"
#765 - rayringo (04/16/2013) [-]
Hi, Im Ray Ringo
#869 - CIS White Male (04/16/2013) [-]
Do you know who is gay? grundo
Because he can't stand the fact that Booker dies at Elisabeth's hands in Bioshock Infinite.


Gentlemen.
#1003 - CIS White Male (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh my god this is ******* retarded why is this on funnyjunk OP should have sex with a broom handle **** this ****
User avatar #998 - dedaluminus (04/17/2013) [-]
Excuse me for not being impressed that someone acted with basic human decency, but it's only impressive because he's a pastor. It's like watching the Special Olympics.
#521 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (04/16/2013) [-]
That's a pretty crappy pastor if he's teaching Old Testament laws.
#17 - hankiepankie (04/16/2013) [-]
Or we could put the bible back on the shelf and read a good book that doesn't contradict itself.
#957 - CIS White Male (04/17/2013) [-]
I hate Fag's Nuff said.
#935 - CIS White Male (04/16/2013) [-]
no one can be co-existin' til da crackas all be dead.
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