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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#104 - sreggin
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User avatar #107 to #104 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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can i ask what your problem is? i mean really, I'm willing to bet you spend half of your time bitching about the need for OC on the site, and when something comes up that is ACTUALLY funny, original content, you bitch about that too... I'm just curious, do you actually KNOW what you want, or are you just one of those people who spends their time bitching about everything they see online?
User avatar #123 to #107 - redclover
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don't mind the trolls
I for one find these stories hilarious, specially being a manager at a different location.
Can definitely relate to these.
#109 to #107 - sreggin
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did you really just call your own content funny?
you raging faggot
User avatar #111 to #109 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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you have to find humor in the worst situations, man.
#155 to #109 - anon id: cc8f796b
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says the faggot who haves his profile on disabled from people viewing it and seriously you getting butthurt cuz he can actually make funny OC on a website where people just spam old post like 99% of the day. Some knowing other not knowing if it was reposted also I for one thank him for making something actually funny even if I'm posting as an anonymous just for kicks of it still I'm glad to see content that's new abit. Also just cuz I'm postin' as an anon doesn't mean I'm a coward it means I don't want some ****** 12 year old **** tard like you spammin' my profile with hate comments and other crap since you are an imature person. Which I can tell by you calling sirbrentcoe a faggot when he's actually making good,funny, and interesting OC unlike most people at times so go **** yourself with a rake you faggot.
User avatar #71 - generalcool **User deleted account**
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#125 to #71 - anon id: 9221cc25
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uhm he's reliving these moments he said it in a comment earlier
User avatar #102 to #71 - sheperdofthestars
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You're just mad because your cousin got served up as 800 big macs.
#170 to #102 - sheperdofthestars
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TFW no one realizes your comment was witty and based off of generalcool's profile picture...
TFW no one realizes your comment was witty and based off of generalcool's profile picture...
User avatar #168 to #102 - generalcool **User deleted account**
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yeah I wanted some of the big macs
because
they're big
and
maccy
User avatar #110 to #71 - schneidend
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> faggot
> has clearly never worked in retail or the service industry
> weirder **** than OP's story happens all the time
> stop trying to be edgy and cynical, cool guy
User avatar #167 to #110 - generalcool **User deleted account**
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> sorry I'm not a bundle of sticks
> gj you're right
> l0l
> please feed me, im hungry
#65 - whateveridontneed
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Have a hard time believing this ********.
#68 to #65 - gilfhunter
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You have clearly never worked in food service late at night. I have not seen this magnitude of faggotry, but you see some odd things late at night.
User avatar #85 to #68 - viscerys
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I was once working on a burger van during the Isle of Man TT races, and a dude was cuffed by the bouncers. They left him alone for a second to call the police, and when they went back to him, he dropped his pants and tried to run away holding his cock. I couldn't stop laughing.
#69 to #68 - whateveridontneed
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>Sees shotgun
>laugh at him through thin glass

Legit
User avatar #83 to #69 - revanmal
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Lots of service windows are bulletproof. Prevents robberies.
User avatar #91 to #69 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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shatterproof ballistics resistant glass in drivethru windows, usually will stop buck shot at point blank range even.
#70 to #69 - gilfhunter
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Most people wave weapons ,but rarely use it. Maybe OP has balls of steel.
#118 to #70 - anon id: 9221cc25
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probably covered his mouth or snorted laughter to not show emotion
#53 - metalbeasteg
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Lost it at "timetoduckdynastyouttahere.msnbc.com"
#28 - sirhawke
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Comment Picture
User avatar #31 to #28 - therealtjthemedic
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honestly?
Nobody cares if you read something on the internet
User avatar #44 to #28 - atheistzilla
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you should have...

it's a pretty good story
User avatar #8 - thatscrewedupkid
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these are the funniest things on the site today. keep this **** coming like the 2.99 nuggets on monday nights
#4 - ljsimpson
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So were you 16 when this happened?
User avatar #5 to #4 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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safe to assume
User avatar #126 - olmesy
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I really want to know what the first two lines were...
User avatar #131 to #126 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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>be me
>16 9/12
User avatar #124 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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Jabba the Hut was in your store and she refused him. Dafuq?
#103 - commissarcrunch
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i love these, continue making them. heres a random picture i made in ms paint to express my feelings about this.
User avatar #82 - sirfisticuffs
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He done ******** up.
#75 - queefquizzler
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BUT HOW OLD ARE YOU!?! It doesn't say >be 16 :(
User avatar #67 - theunlimited
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I thought all McDonalds were 24 hour ones?
User avatar #72 to #67 - delightfuldemona
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No... The one that I work at closes at Midnight on weekdays, and 1 am on weekends.
User avatar #45 - fireblazing
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****. I would just sued the hillbilly (Obviosuly get the license plate). Or called the cops.
User avatar #93 to #45 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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he got sued, we were not let in on the specifics.
User avatar #43 - opieman
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Dude, these stories are awesome. Every one of us that has worked in a restaurant can relate. Keep it up!
User avatar #41 - TurdBurgler
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I work at a 24 hour gas station/convenience store/MTO (made to order) food selling place....and I really hate all the damn drunks that come in after the bars close. It's incredibly bad...and loud....and annoying on the weekends because 1...we get a **** ton of stupid ass obnoxious teenagers that order nothing but god damn fryer food. 2...after the bars close, we (again) get a ******** of obnoxious, dickwad drunks, and 3...those types of people that like to complain about every......single......damn......thing. It really tests my ability to resist punching all the stupid outta these people.

Enjoy being open 24 hours.
User avatar #37 - thedippestofshits
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somehow i can't help but think a copy of the security footage would have sufficed in this post.
User avatar #36 - benedicto
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i wonder how spongebob would react in this situation.
User avatar #34 - midnightdove
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Why do you keep working there?
User avatar #92 to #34 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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i dont any more, that was about 10 years ago.
User avatar #6 - heartlessrobot
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In his defense, the mcnuggets are delicious.