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User avatar #16 - thepastryistrue (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'd rather put lubricant in the hand sanitizer...
User avatar #89 - benisawesome (04/11/2013) [-]
this happened at my middle school multiple times. someone tried to poison my 7th grade english teacher a few years before i had her. Then a year after i graduated, she tripped over some kids running in the hallways and got them in a lot of trouble (like sued them or some **** i dont remember too well) but then one of the kids tried to poison her coffee with sanitizer. If 2 people have tried to kill you with hand-sanitizer on two different occasions, you're doing something wrong
User avatar #68 - ImsoObvious (04/11/2013) [-]
This girl was actually expelled 3 years ago in middle school for putting hand sanitizer in a teachers cofee as a prank lol
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User avatar #57 to #52 - littlehozz (04/11/2013) [-]
your a ******* dumb ass look at tags
User avatar #31 - furukawa (04/11/2013) [-]
This was really funny when I saw it on Jeselnik Offensive, also black people smell like crayons
User avatar #22 - bitchplzzz (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
... you know this would very easily be trased back to you? "Hmm, I just saw anon walk to the teachers lounge with hand sanitizer a minute before Mr.TeacherAnons' death. NAAAHHH wasn't him"
User avatar #19 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [-]
Not really, they would take one taste and spit it out. And you would have to drink a lot of hand sanitizer to get seriously ill.
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#93 - mementomorit (04/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 - Nathan Explosion (04/11/2013) [-]
Huh
#83 - henryjak (04/11/2013) [-]
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#77 - damncheese (04/11/2013) [-]
This reminds me of that someone in my class got their house burned down. And we got a visit from some insurance people and they said like:   
   
What if your house burned down? It would be a tragedy of course but, what about the precious valuable things IN the house? You will never get them back, and the insurance doesnt cover it. And it costs much more to build up the house than what your insurance pays you...   
   
And it goes on and on and the one that had their house burned down started crying.   
And i am going to hell for laughing.
This reminds me of that someone in my class got their house burned down. And we got a visit from some insurance people and they said like:

What if your house burned down? It would be a tragedy of course but, what about the precious valuable things IN the house? You will never get them back, and the insurance doesnt cover it. And it costs much more to build up the house than what your insurance pays you...

And it goes on and on and the one that had their house burned down started crying.
And i am going to hell for laughing.
#76 - joeysaywoot (04/11/2013) [-]
**joeysaywoot rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Title ** lol that was in my niece's class
#61 - bdowns (04/11/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Faggots be like... **
#12 - fefe (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've heard lacing a drink with a few drops of Visine does a better job.
#11 - taurusguy (04/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - redrex (04/11/2013) [-]
a couple years ago, someone put some drug that caused her to see things, now if anyone mentions flying monkeys she'll kick them out of the class, true story.
User avatar #4 - DinoSpumoni (04/11/2013) [-]
Anthony Jeselnik
User avatar #3 - xpurpledragonx (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm pretty sure you would need a **** ton to actually kill someone.
#2 - fefe (04/10/2013) [-]
This happened at my school. Whitlock Alterntive School.
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