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#13 - ninetwenty
Reply +59
(04/11/2013) [-]
Seriouesly, I put on some coffee and forgot all about it!

Thank you " pwnagraphy " for indirectly reminding me befor my coffee got cold :)!
#15 to #13 - esquaredsixteen
Reply +15
(04/11/2013) [-]
And I almost forgot that I was going to poison my kids' Frosted Flakes this morning!

Thanks "pwnagraphy" for getting me back on track!


I don't actually have any kids....or poison....or Frosted Flakes.
#20 to #15 - ninetwenty
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Good guy pwnagraphy.

That's too bad... except the kid thing...
#27 - neednsfw
Reply +32
(04/11/2013) [-]
This was literally on the Jeselnik Offensive LAST NIGHT
This was literally on the Jeselnik Offensive LAST NIGHT
#28 to #27 - anon
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(04/11/2013) [-]
tags
#29 to #28 - neednsfw
Reply -6
(04/11/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it okay. At least like wait a week or soemthing
#65 to #29 - deadfeds **User deleted account**
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#54 to #29 - hanakoikezawa
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(04/11/2013) [-]
lol
#49 to #27 - sockprague ONLINE
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(04/11/2013) [-]
It was? No wonder I didn't laugh.
#64 to #27 - anon
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(04/11/2013) [-]
What the flying **** is a jeselnik offensive
#78 to #27 - anon
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Well... it happened here, in Colombia, last year. Some nine year old girls tried to poison their teacher with medicine or some **** like that.

#30 - feffog
Reply +26
(04/11/2013) [-]
you seriously stole a joke from the jeselnik Offensive


i understand old family guy, but really you didnt even wait a day with this show
#46 to #30 - RisenLichen ONLINE
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(04/11/2013) [-]
1. He never claimed to come up with the joke
2. Look at the tags
#35 to #30 - iliketires
Reply +3
(04/11/2013) [-]
The tags though.
#33 - codyxvasco
Reply +19
(04/11/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that doesn't care this was on a T.V. show I don't watch?
#32 - landerp
Reply +11
(04/11/2013) [-]
This i what it takes to get 400 thumbs? Stealing a joke from a TV episode that aired like two days ago? I give up, fj. You win.
#43 to #32 - appleyjack **User deleted account**
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#38 to #32 - zonedguru
Reply +1
(04/11/2013) [-]
Another is enlightened. Get out of this cancerous reddit fest while you still can
#37 - tarfyki
Reply +9
(04/11/2013) [-]
that was my school... it was eye drops not hand sanitizer... 2 girls and 1 guy got expelled. he was an asshole. i'm not sorry he's gone
#45 - iwanttousenumbers
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(04/11/2013) [-]
A girl who goes to my old high school's water broke in class the other day
#17 - nadastress
Reply +7
(04/11/2013) [-]
Wrong, you get a ****** taste in your mouth and probably a little tipsy...
#23 to #17 - anon
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(04/11/2013) [-]
You'd throw up well before drinking enough to get tipsy
#24 to #23 - nadastress
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#25 to #24 - nadastress
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(04/11/2013) [-]
*Depends on what pussy-level you're on
#80 - TodayIAmMe
Reply +5
(04/11/2013) [-]
was the teacher a germ?
#87 to #80 - allthelights
Reply +1
(04/11/2013) [-]
Might have been the 0.01% that isn't killed by sanitizer. They should have considered that
#47 - maycontainallergys
Reply -7
(04/11/2013) [-]
My friend mixed piss in with Crystal light (Drink mix) and gave it to s retarded kid
#92 to #47 - responsibletim
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
Find new friends.
#63 to #47 - tehphire
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(04/11/2013) [-]
You should be ashamed to call him your friend.
#71 to #63 - maycontainallergys
Reply -1
(04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 to #47 - destaice
Reply +5
(04/11/2013) [-]
That's a douche bag thing to do.
#56 to #55 - maycontainallergys
Reply -2
(04/11/2013) [-]
I know i just wanted to share a story like everyone else
I know i just wanted to share a story like everyone else
#66 - imalex
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(04/11/2013) [-]
me and some mates put viagra and laxatives in my cunty teachers coffee cup   
   
We have never laughed that hard before
me and some mates put viagra and laxatives in my cunty teachers coffee cup

We have never laughed that hard before
#88 to #66 - Lookinatstuff
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Got him cumming and going, huh.
#40 - flaminggodzilla
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(04/11/2013) [-]
That's nothing, a whole 3rd grade class got arrested because they brought hand cuffs, gloves, rope, and knives to school. They were gonna murder their teacher..
#39 - richardastley
Reply +4
(04/11/2013) [-]
You actually can get really sick from eating hand sanitizer.
#1 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I read that wrong like 4 times
#70 - Kekuchi
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(04/11/2013) [-]
>working, community dental treatment (part of dental elective for the summer)   
>homeless alcoholics get treated (tonnes of extractions for us to practice)   
>homeless alcoholic left at dental bay with fully loaded alcohol hand sanitizer dispenser   
>come back to find the patient mixing the sanitizer with water and drinking that ****   
>mfw I tried it
>working, community dental treatment (part of dental elective for the summer)
>homeless alcoholics get treated (tonnes of extractions for us to practice)
>homeless alcoholic left at dental bay with fully loaded alcohol hand sanitizer dispenser
>come back to find the patient mixing the sanitizer with water and drinking that ****
>mfw I tried it
#42 - appleyjack **User deleted account**
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#41 - obnoxygen
Reply +3
(04/11/2013) [-]
Two girls got expelled for pissing in cupcakes at my old school.
#82 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/11/2013) [-]
I mean it could hurt you
but you would realize the taste long before that happened.
#84 to #82 - navadae ONLINE
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
you`d also be rather drunk... most hand sanitizers use ethyl alcohol
#85 to #84 - darksideofthebeast
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
I know
that is what I am saying
You'd die from alcohol poisoning.
#48 - dontknowme
Reply -10
(04/11/2013) [-]
stollen from jeselnik offensive. FAIL.
#51 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(04/11/2013) [-]
tags
#50 to #48 - cassixx
Reply +2
(04/11/2013) [-]
Check the tags...
#16 - thepastryistrue
Reply -1
(04/11/2013) [-]
I'd rather put lubricant in the hand sanitizer...