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#13 - ninetwenty (04/11/2013) [-]
Seriouesly, I put on some coffee and forgot all about it!

Thank you " pwnagraphy " for indirectly reminding me befor my coffee got cold :)!
User avatar #15 to #13 - esquaredsixteen (04/11/2013) [-]
And I almost forgot that I was going to poison my kids' Frosted Flakes this morning!

Thanks "pwnagraphy" for getting me back on track!


I don't actually have any kids....or poison....or Frosted Flakes.
User avatar #20 to #15 - ninetwenty (04/11/2013) [-]
Good guy pwnagraphy.

That's too bad... except the kid thing...
#27 - neednsfw (04/11/2013) [-]
This was literally on the Jeselnik Offensive LAST NIGHT
This was literally on the Jeselnik Offensive LAST NIGHT
#28 to #27 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
tags
User avatar #29 to #28 - neednsfw (04/11/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it okay. At least like wait a week or soemthing
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User avatar #54 to #29 - hanakoikezawa (04/11/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #49 to #27 - sockprague (04/11/2013) [-]
It was? No wonder I didn't laugh.
#64 to #27 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
What the flying **** is a jeselnik offensive
#78 to #27 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Well... it happened here, in Colombia, last year. Some nine year old girls tried to poison their teacher with medicine or some **** like that.

#30 - feffog (04/11/2013) [-]
you seriously stole a joke from the jeselnik Offensive


i understand old family guy, but really you didnt even wait a day with this show
User avatar #46 to #30 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
1. He never claimed to come up with the joke
2. Look at the tags
User avatar #35 to #30 - iliketires (04/11/2013) [-]
The tags though.
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (04/11/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that doesn't care this was on a T.V. show I don't watch?
#32 - landerp (04/11/2013) [-]
This i what it takes to get 400 thumbs? Stealing a joke from a TV episode that aired like two days ago? I give up, fj. You win.
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User avatar #38 to #32 - zonedguru (04/11/2013) [-]
Another is enlightened. Get out of this cancerous reddit fest while you still can
User avatar #37 - tarfyki (04/11/2013) [-]
that was my school... it was eye drops not hand sanitizer... 2 girls and 1 guy got expelled. he was an asshole. i'm not sorry he's gone
User avatar #45 - iwanttousenumbers (04/11/2013) [-]
A girl who goes to my old high school's water broke in class the other day
User avatar #17 - nadastress (04/11/2013) [-]
Wrong, you get a ****** taste in your mouth and probably a little tipsy...
#23 to #17 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
You'd throw up well before drinking enough to get tipsy
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User avatar #25 to #24 - nadastress (04/11/2013) [-]
*Depends on what pussy-level you're on
User avatar #80 - TodayIAmMe (04/11/2013) [-]
was the teacher a germ?
#87 to #80 - allthelights (04/11/2013) [-]
Might have been the 0.01% that isn't killed by sanitizer. They should have considered that
#66 - imalex (04/11/2013) [-]
me and some mates put viagra and laxatives in my cunty teachers coffee cup   
   
We have never laughed that hard before
me and some mates put viagra and laxatives in my cunty teachers coffee cup

We have never laughed that hard before
#88 to #66 - Lookinatstuff (04/11/2013) [-]
Got him cumming and going, huh.
User avatar #40 - flaminggodzilla (04/11/2013) [-]
That's nothing, a whole 3rd grade class got arrested because they brought hand cuffs, gloves, rope, and knives to school. They were gonna murder their teacher..
User avatar #39 - richardastley ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
You actually can get really sick from eating hand sanitizer.
#1 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/10/2013) [-]
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I read that wrong like 4 times
#70 - Kekuchi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
>working, community dental treatment (part of dental elective for the summer)   
>homeless alcoholics get treated (tonnes of extractions for us to practice)   
>homeless alcoholic left at dental bay with fully loaded alcohol hand sanitizer dispenser   
>come back to find the patient mixing the sanitizer with water and drinking that 			****		   
>mfw I tried it
>working, community dental treatment (part of dental elective for the summer)
>homeless alcoholics get treated (tonnes of extractions for us to practice)
>homeless alcoholic left at dental bay with fully loaded alcohol hand sanitizer dispenser
>come back to find the patient mixing the sanitizer with water and drinking that ****
>mfw I tried it
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User avatar #41 - obnoxygen (04/11/2013) [-]
Two girls got expelled for pissing in cupcakes at my old school.
User avatar #82 - darksideofthebeast (04/11/2013) [-]
I mean it could hurt you
but you would realize the taste long before that happened.
User avatar #84 to #82 - navadae (04/11/2013) [-]
you`d also be rather drunk... most hand sanitizers use ethyl alcohol
User avatar #85 to #84 - darksideofthebeast (04/11/2013) [-]
I know
that is what I am saying
You'd die from alcohol poisoning.
#81 - jamesisawesome (04/11/2013) [-]
At my school, some guy got expelled for putting eyedrops in the food in the cafeteria. Several dozen people all got diarreah simultaneously.
User avatar #16 - thepastryistrue (04/11/2013) [-]
I'd rather put lubricant in the hand sanitizer...
User avatar #47 - maycontainallergys (04/11/2013) [-]
My friend mixed piss in with Crystal light (Drink mix) and gave it to s retarded kid
User avatar #92 to #47 - responsibletim (04/11/2013) [-]
Find new friends.
#63 to #47 - tehphire (04/11/2013) [-]
You should be ashamed to call him your friend.
User avatar #55 to #47 - destaice (04/11/2013) [-]
That's a douche bag thing to do.
#56 to #55 - maycontainallergys (04/11/2013) [-]
I know i just wanted to share a story like everyone else
I know i just wanted to share a story like everyone else
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