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#87 - megustabunny (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah im out of here
yeah im out of here
#80 - nitrofire (04/11/2013) [-]
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#78 - jblackmetal (04/11/2013) [-]
I laughed just like this.
I laughed just like this.
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User avatar #64 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
but the metal ring on the end.....and the splinters.....
User avatar #62 - weenieandthebutt (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I got a pencil story, not as bad but still quite disgusting:
>be 14, in highschool.
>Was a social loser and only had two friends.
>I was treated like a 'follower' where I had to go through their initiations to be truly accepted.
>My friend (who was still a betafag) was told by my more alpha-ier friend to put the entire pencil in his mouth in class (actual sidewards fully in).
>I was told to do the same thing by them. I did it but they claimed to "have not seen it" so was told to do it again.
>I did it and once boy in my class saw, was in absolute disgust and shouted out for everyone in the entire class to see. They all went "ewwwww" in absolute synchronisation (which was well degrading).
>My friend told me that the pencil I put in my mouth was the same pencil he put in his mouth.
#74 to #62 - JohnTheRipper (04/11/2013) [-]
great.
great.
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User avatar #44 - HerpusDerpus (04/11/2013) [-]
A pretty weird trend, sticking a pencil up your ass.
User avatar #43 - therealjc (04/11/2013) [-]
Who chews an already chewed up pencil?
#42 - cazabrow ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
read story, realise that the last person would've stuck a lot of other kids poo up his butt before leaving some of his on it.

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#39 - kazamastar (04/11/2013) [-]
NopeNopeNope
#38 - samoaspider (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How do you forget about the special pencil that you and other people have repeatedly stuck it inside of theyr ass holes? I'm pretty sure someone was looking at OP with a smug on his/her face when OP even holded the pencil, not to mention chewing it.
How do you forget about the special pencil that you and other people have repeatedly stuck it inside of theyr ass holes? I'm pretty sure someone was looking at OP with a smug on his/her face when OP even holded the pencil, not to mention chewing it.
#33 - jakols (04/11/2013) [-]
This got me giggling real good
#16 - snoboardkid (04/11/2013) [-]
at least he got to play xbox for a week
#68 - inametoasted (04/11/2013) [-]
**inametoasted rolled a random image posted in comment #1406561 at Friendly ** pencil
**inametoasted rolled a random image posted in comment #1406561 at Friendly ** pencil
#52 - varric (04/11/2013) [-]
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**varric rolled a random image posted in comment #1390366 at Friendly ** MFW
#14 - greengreg (04/11/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #11 - thelordofrepost (04/11/2013) [-]
I thought everyone was gonna end up with aids.
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