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User avatar #3 - hacksaw (04/10/2013) [-]
Wait, wait, wait... So they inserted the pencil into their brown A one after another?? Really? They ******* stick the pencil in their anus after someone else??
#84 - Byte (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh that's sick...   
   
If I wanted to get out of class, all I had to do was push on the the top of my nose above my left nostril. I had a very thin vain that would easily rupture.    
   
One firm push, and I had blood running out of my nose like it was broken. Nothing got me out faster than a blood covered desk.   
   
Sadly, I could only do it about once every two weeks.
Oh that's sick...

If I wanted to get out of class, all I had to do was push on the the top of my nose above my left nostril. I had a very thin vain that would easily rupture.

One firm push, and I had blood running out of my nose like it was broken. Nothing got me out faster than a blood covered desk.

Sadly, I could only do it about once every two weeks.
#79 - kingarturi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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#77 - gibroner (04/11/2013) [-]
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#66 - sirfisticuffs (04/11/2013) [-]
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#41 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#72 - analrespect (04/11/2013) [-]
when i was in 3rd grade my parents bought me coloring pencils for arts. not 10 nor 20, 100 of them, damn, i had so many. people asked me to borrow them, at the end of the year i had only black and white left. ******* *******
User avatar #64 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
but the metal ring on the end.....and the splinters.....
User avatar #62 - weenieandthebutt (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I got a pencil story, not as bad but still quite disgusting:
>be 14, in highschool.
>Was a social loser and only had two friends.
>I was treated like a 'follower' where I had to go through their initiations to be truly accepted.
>My friend (who was still a betafag) was told by my more alpha-ier friend to put the entire pencil in his mouth in class (actual sidewards fully in).
>I was told to do the same thing by them. I did it but they claimed to "have not seen it" so was told to do it again.
>I did it and once boy in my class saw, was in absolute disgust and shouted out for everyone in the entire class to see. They all went "ewwwww" in absolute synchronisation (which was well degrading).
>My friend told me that the pencil I put in my mouth was the same pencil he put in his mouth.
#74 to #62 - JohnTheRipper (04/11/2013) [-]
great.
great.
User avatar #61 - funnyjunkforlife (04/11/2013) [-]
im curious ........were the girls in on it?
User avatar #54 - corzy (04/11/2013) [-]
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#51 - vladhellsing (04/11/2013) [-]
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#46 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user GodzillaFTW ** This person is who it happened to :|
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