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#764 - fishkrieg (04/09/2013) [-]
pressing the 'next' arrow after reading this just seems so... insignificant.
#683 - anisbanana (04/09/2013) [-]
Only in america can an arab kill you at a training camp in the usa...
#631 - thexiled (04/09/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Go everyone, roll away!
#493 - psugo (04/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this  is such 			****		, like twilight for a nerdy boy - a wet dream in which the evil in the world gets what it deserves and parents apologize for neglecting, because everyone realises how wronged our hero was. wake up and grow up.
this is such **** , like twilight for a nerdy boy - a wet dream in which the evil in the world gets what it deserves and parents apologize for neglecting, because everyone realises how wronged our hero was. wake up and grow up.
User avatar #504 to #493 - darrensankari (04/09/2013) [-]
If this is what Twilight is to chicks then I solemnly swear to never again complain about Twilight.
User avatar #410 - NecroBearRAWR (04/09/2013) [-]
I am going to live the rest of my life under the assumption this story is true. You should do the same. DONT RUIN THE MAGIC
#364 - sunfire (04/09/2013) [-]
I lol'd
#363 - Kekuchi (04/09/2013) [-]
Awesome read.  Really.  The ending was kinda funky, not everyone would agree or act the same way.  Nevertheless, it was epic.   
   
(i just made this gif, sry for the size)
Awesome read. Really. The ending was kinda funky, not everyone would agree or act the same way. Nevertheless, it was epic.

(i just made this gif, sry for the size)
#356 - marginkor (04/09/2013) [-]
I can't believe I sat here and read the whole thing...totally worth it :)
I can't believe I sat here and read the whole thing...totally worth it :)
#307 - namesboo (04/09/2013) [-]
I read it all i almost forgot "colon Cthulhu"
I read it all i almost forgot "colon Cthulhu"
#169 - niggerbejewish (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
THIS WOULD BE A GREAT MOVIE SERIOUSLY! - LIFE OF ANON
#138 - katinka (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tl;dr
saving though for later because positive comments
#845 - iliealot (04/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #843 to #835 - wrought (04/09/2013) [-]
1. He didn't know that it was from a cancer-dead parent
2. They ridiculed him and ruined his life for a while, and got him shot
I think he deserved some vigilante justice
#754 - exlo (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If this does become a movie, I want Jeff Bridges in it.
#704 - iheartidiots ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
<-- this seemed appropriate
#535 - turretbuddy (04/09/2013) [-]
That. Was. Amazing.
That. Was. Amazing.
User avatar #534 - pukki (04/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Yeah I remember this thread. Took ages from op to write this.
User avatar #140 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so why is there a picture of a bird sitting on a dildo?
User avatar #55 - kirbycantdance (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Story was good, but I'm still trying to figure out why he has a picture of a parakeet perched on a dildo to go with it though.
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