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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#859 - saturated
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holy ****.   
   
no pun intended
holy ****.

no pun intended
#764 - fishkrieg
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pressing the 'next' arrow after reading this just seems so... insignificant.
#740 - freegzuz
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#683 - anisbanana
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Only in america can an arab kill you at a training camp in the usa...
#631 - thexiled
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Go everyone, roll away!
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**destroyerofthecunt rolls 95**
User avatar #684 to #681 - destroyerofthecunt **User deleted account**
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**destroyerofthecunt rolls 48**
last time
User avatar #652 to #631 - Vlaaaad
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**Vlaaaad rolls 25**
User avatar #668 to #631 - jblackmetal
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**jblackmetal rolls 59**
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**jblackmetal rolls 15**
User avatar #675 to #631 - jblackmetal
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**jblackmetal rolls 86** ****, ***** just roll dubs..
User avatar #678 to #631 - jblackmetal
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**jblackmetal rolls 50** Last one..
#691 to #631 - Logicaltightrope
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**Logicaltightrope rolls 82**
#692 to #631 - thexiled
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**thexiled rolls 18**
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User avatar #776 to #631 - yoite
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**yoite rolls 80**
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#633 to #631 - roll
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#636 to #633 - thexiled
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<3
#493 - psugo
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this  is such ****, like twilight for a nerdy boy - a wet dream in which the evil in the world gets what it deserves and parents apologize for neglecting, because everyone realises how wronged our hero was. wake up and grow up.
this is such ****, like twilight for a nerdy boy - a wet dream in which the evil in the world gets what it deserves and parents apologize for neglecting, because everyone realises how wronged our hero was. wake up and grow up.
User avatar #543 to #493 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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That's why I stopped reading after he was booted from the army.
It's much better if you stop there.
User avatar #504 to #493 - darrensankari
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If this is what Twilight is to chicks then I solemnly swear to never again complain about Twilight.
User avatar #410 - NecroBearRAWR
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I am going to live the rest of my life under the assumption this story is true. You should do the same. DONT RUIN THE MAGIC
#364 - sunfire
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I lol'd
#363 - Kekuchi
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Awesome read.  Really.  The ending was kinda funky, not everyone would agree or act the same way.  Nevertheless, it was epic.   
   
(i just made this gif, sry for the size)
Awesome read. Really. The ending was kinda funky, not everyone would agree or act the same way. Nevertheless, it was epic.

(i just made this gif, sry for the size)
#356 - marginkor
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I can't believe I sat here and read the whole thing...totally worth it :)
I can't believe I sat here and read the whole thing...totally worth it :)
#169 - niggerbejewish
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THIS WOULD BE A GREAT MOVIE SERIOUSLY! - LIFE OF ANON
User avatar #208 to #169 - thenoodleking **User deleted account**
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YES
#138 - katinka
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tl;dr
saving though for later because positive comments
User avatar #142 to #138 - oxYKellark
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Me too, i have to go to class now. ******* school interupting with my internets.
#845 - iliealot
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Comment Picture
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User avatar #843 to #835 - wrought
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1. He didn't know that it was from a cancer-dead parent
2. They ridiculed him and ruined his life for a while, and got him shot
I think he deserved some vigilante justice
#848 to #843 - anon id: c038c355
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story says all he did was throw him out of the house after anon made his mother cry and destroyed his property

not a true story anyways, doesn't really matter
User avatar #853 to #848 - AquariusCyclone
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And told everyone at school.
User avatar #847 to #843 - ilovehitler
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And for that matter, who would keep something that important in the bathroom?
User avatar #927 to #847 - wrought
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That's a good point
#754 - exlo
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If this does become a movie, I want Jeff Bridges in it.
User avatar #809 to #754 - mrfishie
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Bridges under bridges?
#704 - iheartidiots
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<-- this seemed appropriate
#535 - turretbuddy
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That. Was. Amazing.
That. Was. Amazing.
User avatar #534 - pukki
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Yeah I remember this thread. Took ages from op to write this.
User avatar #539 to #534 - turretbuddy
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***** you stole my avatar.
User avatar #542 to #539 - pukki
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***** I've had this for ages
User avatar #545 to #542 - turretbuddy
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Gigga ***** I've been here longer and I've had this avatar for literal years.
User avatar #549 to #545 - pukki
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*********** Rex, you telling me that you have had this profile pic before the Game Grumps episode?
User avatar #552 to #549 - turretbuddy
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************** Omega. Yes actually, I used to own that game. I still do, but it's in a box in my basement somewhere.

I had similar reactions to theirs when I saw Larry get an answer right.
User avatar #557 to #552 - pukki
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Well, Level 3 Super ********* the eater of watermelon worlds, because there is no way to prove the one or the other. Let's just conclude this by saying: "Our avatars are beautiful"
User avatar #561 to #557 - turretbuddy
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****** Black, cookah of crystal KFC.

I agree, My avatar is beautiful.




heauheuaheaue
User avatar #614 to #561 - wallfoursixthree
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And just like that, the curious nature of funnyjunk has created another bond of ultimate frindship.
******.
#621 to #614 - turretbuddy
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*******.
User avatar #140 - WMDxVeLoCiTy
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so why is there a picture of a bird sitting on a dildo?
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User avatar #55 - kirbycantdance
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Story was good, but I'm still trying to figure out why he has a picture of a parakeet perched on a dildo to go with it though.
#413 to #55 - anon id: 1bd186fc
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4chan is why.