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#813 - alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I seriously expected a stupid twist at the end.

HOW THE FUCK WAS THERE NO TWIST?

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#554 - uncalledforgiraffe (04/09/2013) [-]
My favorite part of the story is that it never refers back to the picture of the dildo and bird. No one even thinks to comment about it.
#448 - nodaddynoo (04/09/2013) [-]
Awesome story.
No matter how many years it takes, I will wait patiently for the movie version of this story.
#414 - mjdjoy (04/09/2013) [-]
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING GREEN TEXT I HAVE EVER READ.
User avatar #996 - rimial (04/10/2013) [-]
Gets shot twice and stabbed, doesn't make a rap career out of it.
#850 - imnotkickthecat (04/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Im glad it didn't end with spaghetti, 3.50 or dinosaurs.
Im glad it didn't end with spaghetti, 3.50 or dinosaurs.
#799 - queefquizzler (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it a coincidence that just when he was getting self-conscious about how he smelt, that the Asian lady started yelling at him?   
   
  ASIANS READ MINDS
Is it a coincidence that just when he was getting self-conscious about how he smelt, that the Asian lady started yelling at him?

ASIANS READ MINDS
User avatar #727 - vatra (04/09/2013) [-]
Bloody fuck, he was shot four times, stabbed twice, and almost drowned, and froze to death in a river. This guy gives Rasputin a run for his money.
#471 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
im glad it worked out for anon in the end. but im so weak i would of killed myself after hearing the words boot camp, or after i got back home and then kicked out
#411 - silentnigga (04/09/2013) [-]
thats a good ass story
+8
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User avatar #333 - greyshirt (04/09/2013) [-]
To think it could've all been avoided by a few simple words.
"Hey, friend's name?!"
"Yeah anon?!"
"Got any toilet paper?!"
"It's behind you!"
"Oh, thanks!"
User avatar #332 - giguelingueling (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm so fucking glad no one walked the fucking dinosaur.
#309 - abnthug (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd like to know what happened to the religious nut that got him discharged.
#304 - bananamilkshake (04/09/2013) [-]
what a brilliant reading experience
what a brilliant reading experience
#217 - acksl (04/09/2013) [-]
Definitely worth the read!
Definitely worth the read!
User avatar #131 - kierano (04/09/2013) [-]
Eating cereal
See poo lasagna
Screen covered in milk and Nesquik
Thanks OP
User avatar #1 - barbwirepain (04/08/2013) [-]
damn that's a long ass story
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