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#1032 - nubbless
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(04/14/2013) [-]
all that just because he couldnt find a piece of toilet paper
#977 - themastertroller
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(04/10/2013) [-]
wow that was ethereal
#869 - xxxslayerxxx
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(04/09/2013) [-]
And it was about that time I noticed my friend was a 6 story tall monster from the paleolithic era.
#824 - ritzrules ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
what
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#775 - katypower
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Should've let himslef be known to his old friend.
So that on the paper it can be all ''Bitch, You tried to destroy me. I come back better then ever.''
#746 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
TLDR:

Anon ****** up, then ruins someones life. Even though it was his fault all that happened.


Who the **** doesn't look around for toilet paper? And >half those events had nothing to do with his friend at all.
#774 to #746 - kaitheguy
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(04/09/2013) [-]
it was ALL his friends fault. if his friend didn't start the rumors and just heard the story, anon's life wouldn't be fukt
#696 - banelingking
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I CAME WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
#638 - mariasaturnina
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Success!
Success!
#606 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
That was ******* great.
#556 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
There are a few holes in the whole boot camp part of the story, not exactly possible. But really good story other than that.
#572 to #556 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
There are quite many holes.
But hell it was like a life story.Maybe just needed more explanation

And people in the US can be fanatics.
If he'd life where i was hed get 5 fived for wiping the bible as TP.
#513 - megustan
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(04/09/2013) [-]
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#472 - ranzoray
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Holy balls, that was amazing
#429 - funkyspot
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(04/09/2013) [-]
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I have no words..
#367 - hmficjustinbieber
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I was in this thread while it was happening, it was fun for a while, but he hadn't planned out his whole story before he started posting. I wish you kept the post times on each one because waiting for this was ridiculous.
#341 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
now THATS ******** awesome :D
#344 to #341 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
The former Chief Post Office (alternate: Christchurch Central Post Office, originally known as the Government Building) is located in Cathedral Square, Christchurch, New Zealand. The building was initially a post office with other government services; until the 2011 Christchurch earthquake, it was a Visitor Information Centre, but has since been inaccessible, as access for the public to the central city has been removed. It was the site of the first telephone exchange in New Zealand. The structure is registered with the New Zealand Historic Places Trust as a Category I heritage building.
#289 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
TL;DR- he did something dumb and then he got revenge on his friend?
#249 - madebynorwegians
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(04/09/2013) [-]
When launches the movie?
#224 - gglai
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(04/09/2013) [-]
That ******* toilet paper. Now i have to make sure there's tp every time i take a ****.
#179 - bitchesdigzahn
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I could spend hours trying to figure out how to say this is good, but what I can say is that this is a true inspiration. If I ever feel down or anything I will remeber this and remeber why I have to keep fighting.   
   
"If you're going to chase your dreams, you have to  be ready for dissapointment"   
   
I've always been ready I've just been able to fight it and keep a high head afterwards.   
   
I cry easy but that's usally because I don't mind crying (and I'm a guy) and when I cry I tend to cry a lot but I only shed a single tear, just a single tear and that was back when he was back on his high heels with his parents.   
   
If there was a movie of this I'd watch it, best greentext story ever 15/10
I could spend hours trying to figure out how to say this is good, but what I can say is that this is a true inspiration. If I ever feel down or anything I will remeber this and remeber why I have to keep fighting.

"If you're going to chase your dreams, you have to be ready for dissapointment"

I've always been ready I've just been able to fight it and keep a high head afterwards.

I cry easy but that's usally because I don't mind crying (and I'm a guy) and when I cry I tend to cry a lot but I only shed a single tear, just a single tear and that was back when he was back on his high heels with his parents.

If there was a movie of this I'd watch it, best greentext story ever 15/10
#180 to #179 - bitchesdigzahn
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Sorry I meant I've just not been able to on the third line.
#29 - kandazz
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Skipped to the end mid way through to make sure I wasn't just wasting my time. See "> The vicious nature of life comes full circle, bitch." I don't know any songs like that. Must be worth it. It was.