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User avatar #926 - whitebuddha (04/09/2013) [-]
Wow, amazing story. Saved
User avatar #872 - bushingenna (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder what would have happened if he used the car mag.

Also, its not like his friend got what he deserved; he didn't really do anything
User avatar #879 to #872 - darkforces ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
He told everyone at school about the incident, causing him to get expelled, causing his parents to basically dis-own him, and you know the rest.

I think his friend might have been involved
#779 - Yojimbo (04/09/2013) [-]
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Holy **** "

And how was there not a twist ending here?! So much opportunity, so much build up. There's too much effort in this story for it to be false!
#752 - flatulencemov (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I really don't want to spam,
but you guys have to see this
read as much as you can
#589 - yourmomfapping (04/09/2013) [-]
really is worth the time to read. OP this is beautiful. and the start made me laugh really much. so here take a like of mine :D
#426 - soldiertwo (04/09/2013) [-]

give that private a MEDAL!
#406 - lookatmyhouseofwax (04/09/2013) [-]
That...that's actually a damn good story.
That...that's actually a damn good story.
#403 - thehumor (04/09/2013) [-]
That was 						*******					 epic
That was ******* epic
User avatar #287 - mikaelkid (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
First thing I've ever read so fully, great story, no ******* ending.

Was expecting some walk the dinosaur or something

#279 - itachijebest (04/09/2013) [-]
Worth every 						*******					 word
Worth every ******* word
#267 - uliger (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I wouldn't really agree that the old friend desverved to have his whole life devestated for throwing you out after you plugged his toilet with his mom's ******* bible.
I mean who wouldn't?
User avatar #114 - thepastamaypwnyou (04/09/2013) [-]
Great, read trough it all, nice story and all, front page post.

But now I need to find a ******* eye doctor
#113 - Womens Study Major (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
To be fair, you did ******* **** all over his toilet and desecrate the most meaningful possession of his grandmothers...
#268 to #126 - rodneyabc (04/09/2013) [-]
different dude shot him
User avatar #112 - covered (04/09/2013) [-]
I half expected the ending to be like "Open the door get on the floor..."
But it wasn't a ruse, good job. Goob job.
#111 - wacemindu (04/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #54 - TheFixer (04/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
dissappointing. you destroyed his life because your life got destroyed because you where too much of a bitch to ask for a roll "too awkward to yell for help" bitch please how awkward is it to say "HEY CAN YOU BRING ME A ROLL OF TP YOURE OUT" then if youre really embarassed you open the door so that youre behind the door and then they can throw the roll in.
0/10 not worth the read it amounted to you being a punk as an adult.
#275 to #64 - rodneyabc (04/09/2013) [-]
destroy friends bathroom/family heirloom: everyone makes mistakes.
punch friend for destroying your bathroom/heirloom: ROT IN JAIL YOU PAEDO **** !
#25 - Rammencup (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - fireprincess (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Long as hell, but sucked me in a good book. 10/10
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